Headcanons with no proof but I js feel it y’know?
Ganondorf is flat. That man has no ass.
Sidon doesn’t know fully how to express love because when Mipha died he didn’t interact with many people for like 20-50 years.
Link and Zelda have separation anxiety.
When link gets sick it hits him like a freight train but he’s only sick for like 3 days. While Zelda is the opposite it comes on slow she is out of commission for a day in the middle of it but otherwise she’ll have not more then a cough, congestion, and maybe a sore throat if its really bad.
Mineru is Rauru’s older sister and she makes sure to tell Zelda ALL the embarrassing stories abt him.
Sonia sometimes gets sick with things with similar symptoms to what killed out the Zonai so it worries Rauru
Link and Zelda got married 2 years before the events of totk
5 years passed between BOTW and TOTK
Link is 4’11
Idk thats all for now.
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Sidon/Link- Classic, soft, gay, and angsty, everything you love in a ship!
Yona/Sidon- New but not bad, a cute straight relationship with two queer people.
Link/Yona- …I… I guess it’s straight…? But like… Link has the strange ability to turn any relationship he’s in into a gay relationship (I stand by this especially with Zelink) even if on paper it’s straight. Cute relationship, totally not what you’d expect though.
Yona/Sidon + Sidon/Link- Sidon has two hands and Yona is perfectly fine sharing her soon-to-be husband with his boyfriend, Link is fine with anything and just wants his boyfriend.
Yona/Link/Sidon- they ALL have two hands <3.
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My totk polycube (more details and revisions below, i'm not remaking the picture, I already id'd it rip)
I also like the idea that Link, Zelda, Mipha, and Urbosa used to have a cube, likely of a different make-up. Big fan of cubes. Also while I don't see Zelda and Sidon being a thing, I could def see Yona and Link being a thing. What kind of thing? *shrugs and gestures vaguely*
Do we want my hcs on their relationships? I already put a read more so it's not like it's hurting anybody... Alright! You've convinced me.
Zelink: By qpr in this case specifically it's like, besties who hold hands, sleep in the same bed, go on dates (usually revolving around one of their special interests, but sometimes just a picnic or trip), and probably kiss sometimes. Hyrule is super excited about their hero and princess being in a relationship, Hyrule doesn't need to know the details. They do have separation anxiety though, especially on Link's end bc Zelda seems to disappear every time they get separated but they're all very understanding about this. Probably could have marked their line as state recognized qpr bc they probably get married for political reasons.
Sidlink: They freak it nasty style but are also big cuddlers and acts of service and quality time type of people. Muzu is the only one outside the cube to clock them for a while and he's a little mad about it, but Yona and Zelda step in to gaslight him so hard so he feels like he can't say anything.
Zelyona: a product of hanging out with sidlink (bc sidlink already knew each other) and realizing 'oh that person is super chill and very nice and also pretty??? Like really pretty??? By the goddess this can't be happening...' but in general an easy relationship, an easy love. They also probably freak it nasty style. I think they do less of the romance stuff (I hc Zelda as aromantic so...)
Sidona: Childhood friends married for political convenience but they were never against it. Like 'omg I get to marry my bestie for the good of the Domain? Pog.' Another easy relationship but whereas I think zelyona would fall, sidona just kind of naturally slipped into love and was content with that.
Yoink (ik that's not their name but I like it): They both just want their partners to be happy and bond well over that. I think they do casual affection in a platonic way but are not against threesomes or foursomes. I guess I could have put them as qpr bbs.
Sidon&Zelda (idk if they even have a name, pls lmk): They are the most platonic out of the group and it takes them a little longer to get comfortable with each other (not that they were UNcomfortable, just that they didn't know each other as well and mostly they were making time for each other to hang out with their partners so they didn't see each other as much until they started going on group dates). Sidon gives Zelda access to historical records and texts and Zelda teaches Sidon about technology that Purah makes. They enjoy making fun of Link together, and on occasion Yona, but let's be honest, Link is nearly feral so there's a lot more to make fun of.
Politics:
Sidon and Yona have to go to all of the political stuff together they way link and zelda do but it's really funny when both pairs are at the same political thing and every other political figure is like side eyeing their group trying to figure out if cheating is happening or what bc why is Sir Link in Prince Sidon's lap and why is Queen Zelda slow dancing with Lady Yona but the four of them just gaslight everyone. The people who know them know, but anyone who's not close just has to sit there guessing. It's kind of an open secret in their circles, and wouldn't be a problem in general if it weren't for the fact that one of them is a king and another a queen so neither of them or their official partners can technically be consorts of each other or in general really.
Sidon can still talk to Link the way he always has bc he's always been a little homoerotic about it (and they literally put up a statue of Link riding Sidon in town square so I think maybe Zora are just LIKE THAT TM) so they all just mimic how he speaks and blame it on the Zora-Hylian cultural exchange. Pretty much everyone in the Rito village knows, though. Tulin might have let it slip, but they super don't care so it's not a problem.
I may eventually write pieces of this idk.
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Okay okay okay okay okay canon sidzelinkona cool cool cool cool
HOW IS THE RELATIONSHIP WORKING?
Is it:
Zelda -><- Link -><- Sidon -><- Yona
or is it more circular?
HOW WELL DOES ZELDA KNOW SIDON AND YONA AT THIS POINT????
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Wait I had an idea mipha being protective of Sidon from Yona while sidion being protective of mipha from link (also mipha was on board with yona after 5 minutes at most)
Yes! This is very much their dynamic :) Although, about 10 minutes in, both siblings became fast friends with their respective significant others!
and a messy little sketch of them all because I love them!
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Drifting together on a sunny afternoon. 💖
I was tired of seeing all the hateful bullshit clogging up my favorite tags, so I took matters into my own hands. Full size and sketch at my Patreon.
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what do you think of your fathers best friend??
Link: Of course, now I can't physically Look up to him cause I am so much taller but hey, who wouldn't look up to the Hero of Hyrule! Though, Muzu says I am very much like my uncle in the worst ways but I don't know what he's talking about cause uncle Link is great!
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