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Eyeballing a body hard. For Lucrecia...

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It's grilling season! Everybody outside! Dinner isn't ready yet, so our energetic couple play a few rounds of frisbee while it cooks. Uh, Link, shouldn't you be paying attention to the grill...?

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A preview of my piece for @svssskinzine! He read that stupid webnovel through and through. How did he possibly miss that Luo Binghe was a... was a...?!

Want to see the deep dark secret of PIDW? The preorder interest check is live!

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A preview of my piece for @svssskinzine! He read that stupid webnovel through and through. How did he possibly miss that Luo Binghe was a... was a...?!

Want to see the deep dark secret of PIDW? The preorder interest check is live!

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i never expected to find another real life reeve tuesti fan i love this website.

Friend you have found a Reeve Tuesti DEVOTEE. We can trade headcanons/thoughts/pics/jokes about Reeve at any time and I'll squeal for it!

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more screenshots of galian as promised

bonus very pretty vincent under the cut

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YOU WANNA SEE MY MOUNTAIN OF HAND-BOUND BOOKS?

I've got 'em by fandom! I've got 'em by theme! I've got books with illustrations, foiled titles, foiled illustrations, colorful ink, novelty-edged endpapers, little attached bookmarks, the works! Stuff I didn't even photograph that now I'm all "Oh wait I forgot to show that!"

ALL WITH MY OWN TWO HANDS AND THE INCREDIBLE WRITING, DRAWING, AND KINDNESS OF THE PEOPLE WHO LET ME BIND THEM.

Except the journals - those are empty inside, waiting to be filled up with words. (I take those to cons and sell them.)

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*crazed gremlin laughter*

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I'm telling you guys, DIY bookbinding is where it's at.

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Your wish is granted.

Okay, I'll be the one to say it. Rufus' battle theme in Rebirth sounds like the beginning of a Pokemon battle. You know the part I'm talking about. And he's bragging about how he gave Dark Nation some training.

That is a pokemon battle, except Cloud's pokemon just ran off with the keystone.

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I mean, I guess the reason the Fira aren't attacking them all the time in Remake is because they got back on track toward the canon story... but I still would enjoy seeing the story go wildly off track and never fully go back. 🤭

I can't help it, I've felt strongly that it's a sequel ever since like, two hours into Remake? Nothing makes me not think that!

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i offer you angeal hewley for the character thingy :))

(because of course i would u v u)

How I feel about this character: The man. The legend. I like Angeal. The more I see of his youth, the more tragic his end becomes. And yet, I love seeing him full of hope and ambition!

All the people I ship romantically with this character: Genesis, mostly. I don't turn my nose up at him with any of the other Firsts, though.

My non-romantic OTP for this character: Watching him try and fail to become BFFs with Sephiroth is pure joy. Watching him pretend that they're BFFs anyway is peak comedy. I want ten thousand times more of that.

My unpopular opinion about this character: I'm sorry, but Angeal is not the same age as Sephiroth and Genesis. Look at him. he is 45 or 56. There is no other age he can possibly be.

One thing I wish would happen / had happened with this character in canon: I deeply want to see an AU where he and Genesis don't disappoint Sephiroth, and instead they invite him to join them to take down Shinra and find their own way in the world.

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"give me a character" - would you be up for thoughts on Wedge?

How I feel about this character: I don't feel strongly one way or the other about Wedge. I generally don't like "I'm the FAT GUY! I'm SOOOO HUNGRY!" characters (even the ones who are super thin and the joke is based in irony). But I appreciate that in Remake they gave him a few more facets, like his courage, selflessness, and love of cats.

All the people I ship romantically with this character: I see him with Biggs, Jessie, or both at the same time. All three is probably the best. Let's face it, they're both tops and he's a bottom.

My non-romantic OTP for this character: This man would be major frienemies with Reeve. They would have the biggest glaring contest at a cat show. Wedge's cat may not be purebred, and it can't dance and sing and tell fortunes, but at least it's a living, breathing cat.

My unpopular opinion about this character: I don't know how everyone else feels about it, but I thought he Remake death was too blunt. Not, "Ah, he should have lived!" but "What… was the point of doing it that way?"

Oh don't get me wrong, I grasp that it happened to cement the understanding that the Fira aren't inherently benevolent. And in a post-Remake world, to establish that yes, everyone who was intended to die is going to die - Biggs and Wedge included. Fascinating piece of storytelling once we got the missing piece of information.

But defenestration? Seriously? What a fucking joke!

One thing I wish would happen / had happened with this character in canon: A BETTER DEATH SCENE. JESUS. If they'd mutilated him like The Grudge it would have had some real impact! Instead, we the audience can't help but hear Goofy yodeling as this poor guy meets his "tragic" end!

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For "give me a character", I give you Tifa Lockhart.

How I feel about this character: If I lived in that world, Tifa is the lady I'd try to date.All the people I ship romantically with this character

All the people I ship romantically with this character: Aerith or Cloud, mostly. I enjoy Jessie and Barret, too. I won't turn down many Tifa ships. My non-romantic OTP for this character

My non-romantic OTP for this character: She and Reeve both have slot machine limit breaks, so I've always seen them as having a strong friendship based on a love of gambling. Cait Sith driving the buggy from Tifa's lap had me screeching with joy. My unpopular opinion about this character

My unpopular opinion about this character: She's not a bitch in Advent Children, she's blowing her top at Cloud because he suddenly started acting Like That. I am begging people to read the book.

One thing I wish would happen / had happened with this character in canon: I wish they would port more costumes into Rebirth. Just random costumes that we could purchase. Maybe some of the Ever Crisis costumes! Let us play dress up, SE!

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Okay, I'll be the one to say it. Rufus' battle theme in Rebirth sounds like the beginning of a Pokemon battle. You know the part I'm talking about. And he's bragging about how he gave Dark Nation some training.

That is a pokemon battle, except Cloud's pokemon just ran off with the keystone.

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but safety first

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Happy birthday Lucrecia!