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obaewankenope · 1 year ago

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In honour of the new recruits from reddit and shitter, poll for you:

#Poll #Tumblr #Funny #Corvid #Raccoon #Trash panda #Shiny thief #Ambush predator #Lil fishy fish #Come on tell meeee

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rudjedet · 2 years ago

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Wednesday Egypt Fun Fact

In ancient Egypt, jewellery wasn't worn purely for decoration - the purpose of jewellery was specifically to provide the owner with magical protection, good luck, and health. Through sympathetic magic, jewellery was believed to attract benign forces that would protect the wearer. This doesn't mean every piece of jewellery was an amulet or contained one: specific materials also had specific magical properties, especially with regards to colour. Gold, lapis, carnelian, feldspar, faience, amethyst and turquoise, to name a few, all had their own religious and protective connotations and were thus popular in use.

#egyptology #ancient egypt #jewellery #sympathetic magic #heka #incidentally this is why D stealing rich people's jewellery in the egypt novel isn't her being a bog standard jewellery thief #she's technically stealing their health and protection and luck rather than just something shiny and expensive #yay layers

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jamiesfootball · 1 year ago

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Always lowkey simmering a Leverage AU in the back of my head hear me out:

Ted is an ex-insurance investigator who was able to get his son life-saving medical treatment because his first, original Crime Pal Beard was like ‘Ted if your company doesn’t come through with the coverage, we’re doing things my way.’

The company did not come through. The company did let him go due to suspicion of Ted’s involvement in the incident, but Ted will happily remind folks that no charges were formally pressed. Henry is alive and healthy and living with Michelle, who divorced Ted shortly thereafter (not just because of pre-existing marital problems, but because Ted wouldn’t tell her anything about why the doctors “””suddenly decided to do the procedure for free”””). Shortly thereafter, Ted fled the country.

What Ted learned from the whole experience is that there’s a lot of people out there, good people just trying to live by the rules, but sometimes things happen that are just out of their control. And well- if we’ve got the means to help the good people out when no one else will, then shouldn’t we try?

“We’ve got means,” Beard agrees. “And motives.”

They do things Beard’s way now.

#also Rebecca is a grifter who gave it up when she married into money and her name(s) echo mysteriously through the back alleys of London #“did you hear about this Secret Princess Lydia who went missing in the 90s?’ ‘yes Ted that was me’#the woman is constantly dodging every half-told lie she made on a lark twenty years ago but she is amazing at keeping them straight #and Roy- Roy long ago took an injury that ended his career as a footballer before it started #and he fell into a bad spot as a hitter #and then he fell into a worse spot #and then he dug himself out for his neice that no one knows about (see: everyone knows about think mafia kid no one is allowed to touch her)#the problem now is he’s getting old #the hits hit harder and his speed isn’t what it used to be #(Roy Kent’s slow is still leagues beyond what these young wannabe punks can do these days)#keeley! she is a sneak thief. very charming. tiny. great with repelling down sides of buildings #loves money and shiny rocks and thinks Rebecca is the bee’s knees #and then there’s Jamie who is a 24 year old hacker with gaudy taste no knack for accents and a problem with authority #in this au him and ted have basically split Nate’s backstory #Ted’s dad took him to bars and taught him little tricks and mind games- nothing fancy just stuff an HR person might know #meanwhile Jamie’s dad took him to shady deals in bars because his dad was a fixer who’d put bad guys in touch with each other #jamie keeps a tracker running on his laptop with his dad’s whereabouts at all times #unfortunately he didn’t think that anyone else would bother looking for him- he’s not exactly a big time crook #but Ted and his crew have pissed off Rupert Mannion who is big time and who wants to hit back at Rebecca for making a fool of him #and Mannion’s people have identified that the way in to breaking their little crew is through Jamie #who’s name sounds so ridiculous people have assumed it was fake this whole time #anyways #thanks for reading #I will likely never write this but boy I have ideas 💡#leverage au #ted lasso #jamie tartt #roy kent #keeley jones #rebecca welton

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theinfinitedivides · 6 months ago

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you took us 😔😔😔 and you broke us 😔😔😔

#tv: leverage #leverage #leverage s2 #the beantown bailout job #local gay watches Leverage (or their first American series in f*cking years and gets a shiny new OT3 to show for it).txt #they look so f*cking miserable PLS and then Nate's like sorry for y'all but i don't do that sh*t #'i'm not a thief!!!!!!!' why you always lying. bitch we know you're lying you booked it out of that insurance office when you saw #.0000005 seconds of corporate life again but you're not a thief. aight. what's all this then

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creativemaniacshenanigans · 6 months ago

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Shiny Teddiurzuros

A Fusion of: Shiny Teddiursa (Pokemon), Arzuros (Monster Hunter), and Teddy Demon (Sleepy Princess in the Demon Castle)

Element: Normal, Dark, Fairy, Ghost, Psychic, Fighting, Grass, Flying, Ground, Steel, Rock, Ice, Fire, Water, Electric, Poison, and Bug

Capabilities: Pickup, Quick Feet, Honey Gather, Swap, Flight, and Stalker

Resident to: Water

Immune to: Dragon and Ghost

Natural Diet: They might be Omnivores. But they always prefer stealing honey out of gargantuan beehives

Natural Habitat: Forests, Mountains, Rocky Caves, Abandoned Laboratories, Nearing at Lakes, Snowy Areas, Valuable in Amusement Park Prize Corners, Grasslands, Deserts, Wetlands, Bamboo Forests, in Dungeons, Castles, Towers, Jungles, Mines, Flower Areas, Normal Islands, Abandoned Mansions, Fire Temples, Hovering on Seafloors, Soaring in Skies, Arabian Towns, Deserted Islands, Ruins, Nearby Gates, and can be Recruitable in Monster Villages

#fusion #pokemon #monster hunter #sleepy princess in the demon castle #shiny pokemon #recruitable fusion allies #valuable fusion prizes #loved by ingredient hunters #category: honey thief #cute but deadly #limited edition in st. patrick's day

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wereh0gz · 11 months ago

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Coral cave act 1&2 mix playing in the bg

#wip #this is. going to be very blue. and kinda green #i'm not doing anything for new years. take this #also i'm FINALLY drawing stuff for eterna again #i may also post the lore doc. finally. after saying i'd post it like however long ago but never did #i just need to look at it and see if i wanna add anything to it or do any revisions #anyways. this is very much gonna be based on coral cave from rush adventure #i'm probably gonna do drawings of the other two guardians using other game areas as refs for the bgs #tho i'm probably gonna reference sky for those #not straight up copy but take screenshots and use that to base the drawings from #since i have so much trouble with bgs having interesting refs really helps #back on topic. look at herrrrr #she's admiring her collection of shiny things :]#she's like rouge. but not a professional thief she just grabs treasures whenever she finds them #doesn't care if they belonged to someone else they're hers now sorryyyyyy #she might be a kleptomaniac. no one's really sure #i love her expression here too i think it's really good :]#i need to stop rambling ok i'm gonna go play viddy games bye

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dark-elf-writes · 20 days ago

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Also the difference between Strife being like actually upset with the veil jumper Rook and Viago’s “they are my fuck up child and I want to strangle them (affectionate)” towards Crow Rook is so funny.

Like literally every crow npc you talk to keeps saying that Viago worries about you and he’s better when you’re home and everyone but Rook and Viago see it.

#the elf talks #lex plays the veilguard #needs to flesh out my crow rook more but their name is Ivy #maybe has a sort of younger sibling relationship with Viago?#they are still a wild child but will try to actually reason with people… occasionally #also a former thief whose favorite excuse for coming back from. a job with stolen shit is ‘crows like shiny things’

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malachimoet · 1 year ago

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Suddenly, an outlaw Weavile by the name of Nebelung comes from the shadows and steals an expedition badge from one of the Shaymin Bros wandering in the woods--much to his surprise, however--the Shaymin Bros were looking exactly for this wanted outlaw! Now, it's up to Nebelung and his wacky capabilities as element of surprise to stop the Shaymin Brothers from catching him! (And adding Shaynis' badge to his hidden collection we will not speak of...because it's hidden.) Art Fight attack on @/the_womenlover on Twitter!

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citrine-elephant · 2 months ago

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you think leon left spain with some of that treasure or did he sell it all to the merchant?

you think he's got some spinel chilling in his pocket at all times? maybe he's got a lil gold. he a lil thief you think?

#resident evil #leon is a criminal enticed by shiny objects #one day ill swing back to the idea of him being punished for his crimes #re9 but leon's called out for a piece of jewelry he has on that he definitely stole from spain #resi au but leon's a petty thief who became a cop to get away with these tiny crimes #re9 but the plot is breaking leon out of jail cuz he yoinked the bioterrorist's fav gold + quartz pillar #idk why but the idea of leon having this bastard quality is kinda appealing #like... it's just a LITTLE theivery... he tries to justify #robin hood type deal right? lmfao #now im just thinking of hunnigan going 'really leon?' all aggressive as he accidentally trips and spills his goods on the floor

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mushroom-person · 7 months ago

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girls, girls, girls!

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colinrobinsonscardigan · 7 months ago

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Something I'm glad has died down is people in vampire fandoms (Hellsing, Vampire Chronicles, etc) make fun of Twilight, as if we have a leg to stand on. Like I'm not going to sit here and say that Twilight is without issue (it is comprised largely of issue) but I also don't think Stephanie Meyer has described one of her characters pissing for two whole, entire and utterly godforsaken pages. Can we not all be cringe together?