#cute but deadly

[thebuckandeddiething]

Gerrard is gonna die if Buck can help it...

[gogopangolin]

2 for flinching!

[starry-nights-17]

[whereifindsanity]

Polar bear cub, make no mistake they are carnivores.

Photo: Jayanth Sharma/IG

[158590]

[89ad]

[bl00dfroma-fairy]

pity party

[kiatrahawke]

…okay I felt the need to add to the goostarions ^w^

[slvtgvts]

[parrythefloof]

💛She is so cute!!💛

[stygiy]

Treasures from second hand 🤩

She is illegally gorgeous 🌿

[gogopangolin]

wholesome Veronica

[starry-nights-17]

Also Mickey coded 🤔😂❤

[creativemaniacshenanigans]

Shiny Teddiurzuros

A Fusion of: Shiny Teddiursa (Pokemon), Arzuros (Monster Hunter), and Teddy Demon (Sleepy Princess in the Demon Castle)

Element: Normal, Dark, Fairy, Ghost, Psychic, Fighting, Grass, Flying, Ground, Steel, Rock, Ice, Fire, Water, Electric, Poison, and Bug

Capabilities: Pickup, Quick Feet, Honey Gather, Swap, Flight, and Stalker

Resident to: Water

Immune to: Dragon and Ghost

Natural Diet: They might be Omnivores. But they always prefer stealing honey out of gargantuan beehives

Natural Habitat: Forests, Mountains, Rocky Caves, Abandoned Laboratories, Nearing at Lakes, Snowy Areas, Valuable in Amusement Park Prize Corners, Grasslands, Deserts, Wetlands, Bamboo Forests, in Dungeons, Castles, Towers, Jungles, Mines, Flower Areas, Normal Islands, Abandoned Mansions, Fire Temples, Hovering on Seafloors, Soaring in Skies, Arabian Towns, Deserted Islands, Ruins, Nearby Gates, and can be Recruitable in Monster Villages

[abigailmoment]

Rating: Gen / Words: 533

Every single piece of footwear that Gale owned had been taken and hidden in places where footwear should not be.

Wyll's scrollwork had been reorganized and refiled on the floor of his tent.

Barcus Wroot had been trapped inside the travelers' chest three times now. He had elected, at this point, to just stay there until all of this was over.

The sausages and salami had been stolen from the camp supplies. A picnic had been assembled for Scratch and the owlbear cub--complete with a fiddle that no one could play and a pepper grinder neither of them could use.

All sandwiches had vanished entirely.

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Some personal grievance was taken up with the clasps used to fasten the bedrolls. They were chronically undone and when re-latched they would not stay that way for above three minutes.

Shadowheart's incense had been replaced with Karlach's cigars. And vice versa.

All blood spattered camp clothing had been deposited in the wash basin with a bar of the new soap. That was at least marginally helpful, if wasteful.

Vases of many different shapes had been stolen from everywhere, arranged by size, and used as a cacophonous xylophone.

Having access to cutlery was a distant dream from a time that no longer existed.

Alfira and Lakrissa had briefly visited and encouraged the damn thing. Given it a flower.

Tent doors and overhangs had to be checked, because traps were being set. Karlach was initially surprised, but in the end mostly amused once they'd gotten the bucket unstuck from her horn and off of her head.

A throne had been built entirely out of pillows and blankets. Clive had been placed on top of it.

Every non-finesse weapon, excepting those belonging to Lae'zel, had been dumped in a nearby river at least once.

Lae'zel's camp had, in fact, been left mostly unmolested. However, the mindflayer training dummy was now wearing a straw hat with a bright blue ribbon.

Withers was also wearing a hat. A floppy, wizardly one. He did not seem to mind. Or possibly notice.

They had recently located the nexus of chaos. And now Gale was sitting cross-legged and barefoot in the grass, watching it take a short rest on top of a pile of books it had collected. Gale knew by now that monitoring would not prevent further anarchy, but it made him feel somewhat better to know where it was, even briefly.

It had, from somewhere, acquired a bright red bow.

Gale heard someone else approaching. With a tired sigh Wyll dropped to the ground beside him. The man was damp. Probably he'd had to fish something else important out of the river.

"How long does it take for polymorph to wear off?" Wyll asked him wearily.

"An hour," Gale said, from behind clasped hands.

Wyll almost started in surprise at the answer. "It has been far longer than..."

"There have been recorded phenomenon where it lasts longer," Gale continued. "It has to do with the transformed state being a particularly suitable shape for the soul."

They both regarded the creature in front of them.

"Honk," said Astarion.

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This is the start of a series. The rest of the story is on AO3.

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[bunniiig0re]

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