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…okay I felt the need to add to the goostarions ^w^
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I add to the astarion bird collection with…Pengarion! (Name is a workshop pls don’t flame me for it 🫣)
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New edition - The Demi Raccoon. (Just thought it would be cute)
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May the 10 of Pentacles bless your account with more money than you can spend. 💵✨
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Ain't gonna work but whateva
this is the money dog, repost in the next 24 hours and money will come your way!!
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Holy shit why have I never heard of this??!!
IF YOU NEED TO CALL 911 BUT ARE SCARED TO BECAUSE OF SOMEONE IN THE ROOM, dial and ask for a pepperoni pizza. They will ask if you know you’re calling 911. Say yes, and continue pretending you’re making an order. They’ll ask if there’s someone in the room.
You can ask how long it will take for the pizza to get to you, and they will tell you how far away a dispatcher is.
Here is an example video
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Sean the Barista AU
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Not another weird dream I had, but just a small idea I wanted to get out ;v;
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The “sleeps with the fan on high under a huge warm blanket” squad
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Apeture science has finally given us a non lethal turrent, this pleases me.
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Punishment (Antiseptiplier/ Antisepticeye X Darkiplier)
Warning- BDSM
~Third Person POV~
It started out as a normal day in Silent Hill where Darkiplier and Antisepticeye lived, with the two of them waking up to the sound of an annoying alarm. Groggily getting out of bed Dark went to work, helping to edit his human Mark’s videos, whilst Anti stayed in the room without any of his personal electronics. Despite the two of them being together for a while Dark had a couple rules for Anti since he was a year younger and the sub in their relationship. Two of which was a no masturbating rule and a no watching porn rule, both of which Anti was about to break.
‘We haven’t done it for two weeks now, good god I feel like I’m gonna develop blue balls if I don’t get some kind of release soon.’ Thinking to himself Anti looked over and saw Dark’s tablet on his bedside table. Getting a mischievous smirk on his face, he leaned over and grabbed the tablet which he easily unlocked with only try. Going to Google Chrome he looked up a porn site that I knew my human, Jack, had an account on. Easily logging in he goes to a homo video and pressed play, knowing what he was doing broke one of Dark’s rules.
‘You know what since I’m already breaking one rule, why not break another?’ Smirking once again Anti had a nasty idea pop into his head. Snapping his fingers, his tentacles appear and wrap around his body. Using his tentacles Anti has one wrap itself around his cock whilst sending two other tentacles to his ass and a few others to act as restraints. Leaving three tentacles left Anti uses two to hold up the tablet and has the last one cover his mouth so Dark wouldn’t hear his moans. As he watched the video Anti could feel himself becoming harder as well as getting closer to reaching his goal of climaxing. However halfway through the video Dark came into the room, seemingly to get something he left behind. Seeing Anti’s predicament Dark angrily glared at his lover for breaking his rules, something Anti was not going to get away with.
“Well well what do we have here? Didn’t I tell you no watching porn and no masturbating without me? Looks like somebody has to be taught a lesson, I guess since you are already tied up I guess that’s how I’ll keep you but with a twist.” Snapping his fingers Anti’s tentacles slowly turned into ropes with some being rearranged. The ones in Anti’s ass pulled themselves out, causing him to moan, before tightly wrapping around his thighs and the one previously jerking him off wrapped around the base, also coiling around his balls, restricting his ability to cum. Other than those most of the tentacles simply turned into ropes, tightly constricting Anti’s body. Deciding to add something Dark grabbed a tie and turned to Anti with a mischievous smirk on his face. Coming towards Anti he wrapped the tie around Anti’s head, practically removing the demon’s ability of sight.
“There we go, much better. Now time to punish this little lamb.” Hearing Dark’s chuckle Anti couldn’t help but shiver in anticipation. Using sound to follow Dark Anti heard a drawer open and something being pulled out, which was a nine inch vibrator that Dark loved using on Anti since it made him cum within minutes of penetration. Returning to his tied up lover Dark decided to tease Anti by slowly probing at his entrance with the vibrator. Enjoying Anti’s moans through the gag Dark continued to tease him, not letting the vibrator’s tip to enter the poor demon’s entrance. Seeing the pleading look in Anti’s eyes Dark smirked, leaning down to be close to Anti’s face.
“Oh? Does the little trouble maker want something? You know the rule, beg for it.” With that said Anti tried to beg, pleading for some kind of release but all Dark heard was muffled words that held no sense. Evilly grinning, showing his sharp teeth, Dark harshly thrust the vibrator in before quickly pulling it out. Knowing exactly where it hit when Anti cried out Dark brought the toy up to Anti’s face, rubbing it against his cheek so the demon could feel it.
“Is this what you want? Do you want me to make you come with this little toy, on max?” Seeing his partner nod his head Dark dropped the toy onto the bed before pulling away from his lover. Going to their closet he grabbed a riding crop that was used normally only when Anti was misbehaving. Returning to Anti Dark flipped him roughly so he was laying on his stomach, making his ass easily accessible.
“Well too bad, naughty sluts like you deserve to be punished.” Hitting Anti’s ass cheeks roughly Dark continued on for another ten minutes, not even bothering to count how many lashes he was giving to his lover. Anti was though, along with moaning with each hit due to his masochist nature, and he counted a solid forty-five lashes before he heard Dark drop the riding crop. Shivering slightly when he felt Dark’s hands run up his sides to the rope acting as a gag he felt him untie it, allowing the demon to speak clearly.
“Tell me, have you been a bad boy recently? Answer truthfully or your punishment will be worse.” Catching his breath Anti shook his head, meaning he hadn’t broken any rules recently. Hearing Dark’s growl the gag was tightly wrapped back around Anti’s mouth and he felt a familiar collar get wrapped around his neck. It was a shock collar, something that Anti both enjoyed and hated since when it was at max shock it would turn anti into a moaning mindless lust demon. This was what Dark was planning on before grabbing the vibrator once again. Turning the toy on max he shoved it into Anti before turning on the collar. Watching his lover moan loudly and quickly melt into the sheets Dark noticed that Anti’s cock was harder than ever, looking it might fire right as he removed the rope restricting it.
“You should have listened to me and told the truth, I think I’m going to leave you like this until I’m done with work.” Hearing Anti’s whimpers Dark turned away from Anti and mentally argued whether he should leave his lover in the state he was in for who knows how long. However since Dark has a bit of his human counterpart in him he decided against that, defending that after care would be a bitch and Dark didn’t want to deal with it. Sighing softly Dark turned back to his lover, seeing him writhe and wiggle in an attempt to get some kind of release. Snapping his fingers the vibrator calmed down it’s vibrations on Anti’s prostate and the shock collar only gave only one shock every minute instead of every few seconds. Removing the blindfold Dark could see Anti’s eyes slowly opening and closing, meaning he was slipping in and out of consciousness.
“I’m gonna ask you again Anti, have you been a bad boy recently? Lie to me again and I will leave you with the vibrator and the shock collar on max until midnight.” Snarling the last bit Dark sighed contently when Anti nodded his head, finally telling the truth. Smirking Dark yanked out the toy, causing Anti to arch his back in pleasure, and flipped Anti back over onto his back. Not giving him a second to rest Dark thrust into him, hitting Anti’s prostate in one thrust and going past it. Despite the vibrator being nine inches Dark was an impressive tweleve, along with a sizeable girth that Anti has never been able to re-create with his tentacles or their toys. Enjoying the sight of a helpless Anti underneath him Dark noticed that he was trying to jerk himself off but the rope cock restriction was keeping him from getting the release he wanted. Slapping Anti’s had away Dark gave him a look that told him to stop, to which he obliged to. Leaning down to Anti’s hear Dark nipped the outer shell before speaking.
“You aren’t going anywhere doing that, here let me help.” As he continued his pace Dark moved one hand from Anti’s hips to the rope, using his powers to make the rope release his partner’s cock and balls. In one thrust, hitting Anti’s prostate dead on, Dark made Anti cum hard but didn’t let up his rough pace. With every fourth thrust Dark had Anti cumming and after a few minutes Dark had an urge to hear Anti’s moans so he untied the rope gag. Not even a minute after Anti was screaming in pleasure.
“Ah~! D-daddy, harder please! I’ve been such a bad boy, please punish me more!” Thinking how could he deny his slut’s request Dark uses his power and turned Anti’s shock collar on max, causing the demon to moan loudly and caused his insides to tighten around Dark’s cock. This made Dark’s resolve snap, causing him to cum inside Anti. Making the shock collar turn off Dark laid next to Anti not bothering to pull out. Catching his breath Dark turned to Anti with a commanding glint in his eyes.
“What did you learn slut?” Without missing a beat Anti sat up, looking to his demonic master.
“To disobey you more often.” Rolling his eyes Dark shook his head, knowing that it would be better to leave the matter alone rather than argue.
“Whatever, I’m tired thanks to you so get some rest.” Pulling the covers over the two of them Dark doesn’t move as Anti turned over so that he could lay on Dark. Not too long after the both of them feel asleep.
~THE END~
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Hmm Assassin’s Creed Syndicate and Dragon Age origins nice
Outlast and The Division.. FUCK MY LIFE…
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First post, i know the drawing probably looks like crap but whatever
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