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I'm imagining the Autobots scouting out Earth and being like yeah this is a nice chill planet, undeveloped, out of the way but not too remote, lots of good sources of energon, there's some tool using hominids but they're not gonna give us any trouble. Add this to the list of places to go if we ever need somewhere to hide out or regroup.

*return trip, a handful of Cybertron years later* hey what the fuck

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COMMUNITY (2009) • LGBTQ+ HEADCANONS Jeff Winger + GAY

+ not once, not twice, but thrice!

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HEY

WAIT

STOP SCROLLING !!!!

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Stockpile HRT now.

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I distinctly remember being told I could lay my weary head to rest.

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So, I'm LOVING Vows & Vengeance and I've been doing little doodles, and I wanna spruce up the Davrin one, but I the Bellara geeking out with Drayden one came out real cute, so I'm gonna share it XD

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sometimes my friends send me good reels

(op)

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Who is the most charming spren?💙

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we make a lot of jokes here on tumblr dot com but at the end of the day i still fundamentally want monster parts that science can't give me

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Birders: do you ever wonder if this happens?

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laurie 😔

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