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Obsessed with the way Chilchuck wakes people up

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Oh! I've heard about senzu beans before. I didn't know they were a dragon ball thing

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I feel like someone is standing next to me talking about how I'm dead

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this picture is so beautiful to me, the colours brothers

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gawrsh

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Reblog and put in the tags if you can remember where you got the shirt you’re currently wearing.

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Two days ago my husband said "...and he was pissed" and I said "don't say that around the kids!" so he corrected himself to "and he was liquid angry" and I've been laughing since

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surely the conses wont quence

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"Welcome to the base, private, let me show you around: This is Major Key, she keeps us upbeat. And this is Corporal Punishment, don't get on his bad side. If you need anything, you can go to General Store directly. Understood?"

"Sir, yes, sir!"

"Great. One last one thing, what's your name?"

"Parts, sir."

"Well, Private Parts, I hope I got you covered. Dismissed."

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If the gore in a gore/body horror movie is mainly cg then what’s even the point

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nowhere else

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clark reupload

edit: forgot the sweater comic

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aye can i get uh………ingredients on my burger