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I love how it doesn't matter what expedition it is.

They all turn into excited kids when they meet penguins.

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PSA the reason the pornbots are bad is NOT cause it’s porn and you will damage your pure morally correct eyes if you accidentally see a pussy. They’re bad cause they’re spam. The fact that it happens to be porn is infuriating because we had all our non-spam, unique, female-made-for-a-female-audience porn censored, but it’s not the porn that makes it bad! It’s the spam. Spam. It’s bad cause it’s spam, my kids.

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Round 1 poll 8

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If you are a British/UK citizen, there is currently a petition running (with only 125 signatures) that ends in June 2025. The petition calls for the government to make it so that you do not need a diagnosis of gender dysphoria to change your gender.

If you are a British/UK citizen, and would like to sign:

https://petition.parliament.uk/petitions/701159

If you're not a British/ UK citizen it'd be much appreciated if you could share this post !! :)

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Soul Eater x Bloodborne

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You discover that you have control over a certain thing, as determined by spinning this wheel. We're talking full-on magical girl/superhero/supervillain/your label of choice control.

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The Next Generation Delivery Vehicle that the USPS ordered is legit the most fucked up thing you'll ever see in your life.

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Susan Storm!! 💙

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the verticals vs the horizontals is tomorrow

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SPOILERS FOR CH 85 OF WIND AND TRUTH

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Had an idea for modern au Adolin and Maya

(please no spoilers for the book, I'm still on day 7)

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Post-timeskip fem usopp!!!

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You’re married to your phone background/lockscreen how fucked are you

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hakoda borrowed it and forgot to give it back <3