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#She’s weak and pathetic
im-milquetoast · 6 months
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Me when I *starts hacking and cough really violently and coughs up an entire peeled orange* for you
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kaiju-krew · 6 months
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he didn't stand a chance <3
original/inspo!!
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bestjeanistmonster · 7 months
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Dc au- made Amy a villain clown outfit for a fun monster of the week type adventure
(Do not tag as ship)
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catastrxblues · 4 months
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colin bridgerton finally took the walk through hell pen had been going through for YEARS and was instantly in shambles, on his knees, begging and groveling after like five days 😂😂🫵🏼
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mari-lair · 10 months
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headcanon that if Akane ever tries to garden to 'get closer to aoi' Aoi would combust
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oifaaa · 5 months
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Started watching a new anime and the first episode has me so bewildered basically it's meant to be a cinderella story evil step mom wicked half sister that crack only one of the things they have to show how horrible cinderella girls life is by having the boy who she has feelings for become engaged to the half sister and she is so smug about the whole thing despite this being objectively the worst possible husband choice for her since he's also so in love with cinderella like sweetheart your gonna spend the rest of your life with a man who is more in love with your wet blanket of a sister and honesty he's not even that pretty I get you hate cinderella but she's moving away you've gotta start thinking about your future
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gonna give her a god complex with the way id obsessively worship her
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mortysmith · 5 months
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I HATE RICKS BACKSTORY SO FUCKING MUCH
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francy-sketches · 1 year
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sansa saying she doesn't want someone brave and gentle and strong she wants the pathetic little bitchboy wow she's so me but also could you imagine your gf saying this about you I'd kms
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spop: she-ra is the most powerful woman in the universe. she's basically a goddess, she has magical powers and a weapon, and she's the destined savior of etheria.
spop: oh, and this is catra. she's a cat-human hybrid with no magical powers or training. she doesn't have her own weapon and she's not particularly muscular. but she always defeats she-ra and nearly kills her multiple times.
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byfulcrums · 10 months
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Something I love about ATLA is that it doesn't force the "forgive the villain" on all the characters. It's been left clear that Ozai is a bad person, and there's no chance of redemption; the only reason he's not dead yet is because Aang is a pacifist
The one episode where a character is supposed to forgive someone who has hurt them in the past is the one where Katara is off to kill a man (which, fair) and Zuko helps. In that episode, even if Aang is telling her to let go, she doesn't forgive him. She never will. But she spares him. Not because she thinks he doesn't deserve death (he does), but because she's not willing to continue the cycle of violence
Killing someone can have a very important impact in your entire being, mostly depending on who you are as a person. Aang would've never recovered from killing Ozai. Katara wouldn't be who she is now, had she taken her revenge on the man that killed her mother
And the best part of it is that Ozai doesn't deserve to die. Not in a "I'm defending him" way (ew), but in a "he deserves worse that than" way
Taking away his bending was the perfect punishment for him. He believed bending made you superior and he never cared enough to train something besides his bending. What a loser. Zuko and Azula wouldn't be restrained by something like that
He's alive. Nobody has forgiven him. Nobody ever will
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daenysx · 3 months
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i feel sick to my stomach seeing aemond in the brothel with that woman
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holographic-mars · 3 months
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i need you to know im still thinking about the idea of ravage being in cosmos' cockpit btw. like it lives so so fresh in my brain. i got reminded of it earlier and so i needed to remind YOU of it too
OUGH. OUGHHHH YOU COME INTO MY HOUSE WITH ANGST??? HOW DARE. HOW DARE
I was actually thinking qgour Ravage and Cosmos earlier… Ravage begrudgingly “accepting” cosmos bc Soundwave cares so deeply for him and Soundwave’s safety and happiness is the most important thing to Ravage.. and this pathetic, meek autobot seems very insistent on making Soundwave as happy as possible (and Primus, its working) so she supposes hes not… that…. bad……. (also he’s really warm so that’s cool she guesses. whatever)
He’s so nice it throws her off guard, she has the urge to hunt him like prey every time he says hi to her in that bubbly way of his (Soundwave squints at her in a silent reprimand and she grumpily puts her claws away. She wasn’t actually gonna do it.)
GUH. GUH THEYRE IN MY BRAIN. THEYRE IN MY BRAIN FOREVER
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the-ghost-gardren · 1 year
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JUST started a good Durge playthrough and I'm dying over my absolute little guy bard Tinfoil.
#bg3#bg3 tav#baldurs gate 3#(Im a tag rambler so theres a lot here-) he's got voice six and because of that I'm opting he's incredibly INCREDIBLY young#like- probably 9? Dragonborn reach 10 year old human size at 3 for them so. yeah-#human-body wise he's about 17? but he's still got so little thoughts in his head. Which is canon as well at least#not gonna romance ANYONE as Tinfoil but we're gonna all be besties.#still deciding if he'll slurp tadpoles. he gives into peer preassure very easily and is very easily bossed around.#so it depends at the moment in the cutscene i guess.#he's the group kid. i think shadowheart would mother him a lot and he looks up to Karlach A SHITTON. 'She's so cool...'#'why is the group kid the leader?'#everyone shrugs but they see Tinfoil curl up around a small pile of gold and gems as he sleeps and they can't say no to what he wants to do#Lae'zel thinks he's 'extremely weak skinned. and needs all the help a pathetic youngling like him can get'#she says; helping said pathetic kid up off the nautaloid ship floor after he ran ahead to try and get to the controls; listening to her#like a good lil guy#'Tinfoil; darling; you know we can always get *more* gold if you give up some of these precious little rubies and opals. Your hoard#will look *much* more impressive that way.'#-Astarion; trying to convince a now-teary-eyed tinfoil to give up his hoard so the party can buy health potions#'its not...its not impressive?' he starts crying and Shadowheart has to comfort him#I KNOW he's gonna go murder mode and stuff. but everyone at camp thinks it's just dragonborn instincts kicking in#so they just like chain him to a tree for the night.#its funny i think#'NO! BAD TINFOIL! STOP TRYING TO EAT THE BIRDS!'#'Raughguguhguguh. Tinfoil *NEEDS* sauce...'#he is on a leash constantly because he is enamoured with the beauty of the world and runs off- but also to not kill and maim constantly.
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moghedien · 5 months
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GIRL HAS THE BIGGEST WETTEST PUPPY DOG EYES AND THINKS IM GONNA TELL HER NO
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i swear i have the body of a 50 yr old. i did something mildly active for less than an hour today and my back Aches. who authorized this
#my back: oughhhh im so weak you need to lay down and be still for ten hours#honey i do not have the patience nor the time for that#i am chugging this soup and then im Really Fuckin Crunching The Packing & Cleaning#my mother gets here at like 2 am and i want to get shit done before she arrives#so that i can be told i did a good job for once in my damn life#sorry that was pathetic!#i actually am just a spiteful creature that wants to prove that Hey. maybe i can be relied upon this one time#bet she expects to get here to see an absolute mess w/ not nearly enough packed#JOKES ON YOU FUCKER IM DOIN IT ALL ON MY OWN#i got shit done Without you. ha!#also i want to go whale watching tomorrow#i need to be on the water... i need it.... big aminal please...#rambles from the bog#i feel so. Independent. and tired#took the cats to the vet all on my own. got them a prescription. rode in two ubers and made casual conversation both times#completely fumbled a brief interaction with a really cute girl who was definitely outta my league#me: wants to talk to cute girl. if she offers to get the door for you say Yes#brain: look at the floor. ignore her. say 'no ive got it' when she offers to get the door for you#sobbing and wailing. totally won otherwise lmao#my cats were so good!!! they were so sweet and they Listened!#they stayed on the weighing plate & let their claws be clipped#they were so friendly and nice and WELL BEHAVED WHAT WAS THAT#when i try to clip their claws i get squirmy mc wormie and little miss war crimes#i walk away with new scars and nothin to show for it#but noooo. vets do it and not a peep. not a single wriggle. no hisses or meows. just hangin out#man. at least my cats are comfy enough with me to be up front w their desires#fuckin fakers... beautiful sweet well behaved fakers....#the vets absolutely loved them btw. all three people that were in the room loved how sweet my little critters were <3#i am Proud tbh
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