People saw MileApo with Pond and Mos at the airport on Sunday and Pond uploaded two IGs from plane/airport. Where they went to? Noone knows.* However today Pond did a long IG live with Apo, Mile and Mos.
Highlights:
1. 'Touch your nose if MileApo is real'.
2. Mile rather leaving the industry before JobPo happens:
Right after this Mile asked Po if everything is ok: [clip]
3. MileApo will never break up:
4. Apo coming to Mile's concert:
5. Mile giving his drink to Apo:
6. MileApo being in their own world. Preview:
[Full clip]
*Someone asked and Pond just said 'Somewhere on this world'. We don't know if it's work related or private either, but obviously the location is a secret.
[Update 28.03: They were seen filming a variety show in New Zealand and it's all over Twitter already, so I guess not a secret any longer.]
imagine moving behind him just after he gets up in the morning, watching over his shoulder while he works on his lil tablet, sliding in til you're flush with his back and you can reach around and start palming him through his pants
he's very taken aback and tries to just laugh you off, but your eyes are dark and very hungry when you look back at him. it's not long before you have him panting and huffing, his finger stuttering over the metrics on his screen as he tries to finish up the smalltime work he wanted to take care of (to little avail). eventually, he just moves to set it down, but your grip is like iron around him.
whisper in his ear, ask him what he's doing, doesn't he have to finish up what he was doing on his little screen? his hand trembles as he tries to do just as you asked, but it's clear that his mind is far too hazy and distracted to even think of doing any of it right.
as soon as your hand slips beneath his waistband he's whining loud and canting his hips up into your hand involuntarily, chasing the pleasure from your fingers gliding over his shaft, his slit, rubbing circles into that sensitive spot right beneath his tip. he's bending into you, back arching as he pants harshly into your neck and squirms, little pleads escaping his mouth as you continue to work at his weeping cock.
notice it when he goes to reach for your wrist to set his own pace only to restrain himself and fist the sheets instead. what a good boy. be sure to tell him just that, praise him lots.
tell him what a good boy he's being for you, tell him how pretty he looks, how can one man look so gorgeous just after waking up? he looks so lovely when he's desperate, looks even prettier when he cums, ask him if he wants to cum, yeah? does he want to cum? you can feel his pretty cock twitching in your hand, surely he's right on the brink--
he's got the absolute loveliest sobs when he hears you praising him so, calling him all sorts of lovey petnames that make him feel like he's melting into you, hips stuttering as he makes a mess inside his pants and gets your hand all wet n sticky. oh, but he's more than willing to make up for it when he dazedly gets on his hands and knees without so much as a word from you, licking your hand clean of his spend with adoring eyes, so desperate for more praise and adoration from you. and yes, he'll certainly return the favor -- he's already going for the waistband of your pants, eager to hear all the ways you'll call for him and tell him how good he's being when he's pleasing you.
“Your brother is adorable.” The cashier cooed at Danny, peering over the counter with a smile. “What’s his name?”
Danny looked down to the surly, scowling little de-aged Batman currently holding onto his hand, glaring up at the cashier with bright blue eyes.
Things had already been bad enough when he’d gotten caught in a fight in Gotham, but things went from bad to worse when a magician had hit Batman with a de-aging spell and then shoved them through a portal.
Into a different fucking dimension.
Because of course neither of their lives could be easy. And now the two of them were stuck in Iowa in the middle of nowhere, at a truck stop gas station, trying to go on a cross-country roadtrip to reach the nearest hero city and get home.
He looked up and smiled awkwardly, trying to come up with a name off the top of his head — one of the heroes called Batman ‘B’ when he got hit right? B for Batman, right. B… B… Bee… Bees.
“Buzz.” He said, and tried not to grimace as the cashier’s face warped with surprise. “Like the astronaut.”
Big Mama must have lost some serious standing in the yokai underworld because it’s gotten apparent that she keeps being beaten by a small group of teenagers and the occasional rat man, and when it’s not them then she’s taking L’s from her own schemes working against her.
And in the ensuing power vacuum, the Hamatos accidentally become the most feared crime family known to all the big bads of the Hidden City.
After all, they’ve publicly outplayed Big Mama multiple times, a couple of them have taken out the heads of two of the most well known criminal organizations, one took out Heinous Green, two are responsible for the destruction of Witch Town, they have ties to both the infamous Baron Draxum and Captain Piel, they won the Doom Dome death race, they’re Battle Nexus Champions, they’ve displayed insane feats of power and defeated impossibly strong enemies, most of them have been to jail, and they regularly mingle with humans.
You can just imagine the notoriety they’d accumulate from word of mouth alone.
I believe it's my third time reading The Secret History and every time I YEARN for the Rome trip. I wanna read about them going around sightseeing and Bunny complaining and I want 5 pages long descriptions of their hotel room and the street.
Well the location/purpose aren't secret anymore. MileApo are in New Zealand for a Taiwanese variety show. At around midnight local time Pond, Mos and MileApo went live again on IG for only a few minutes. Here is the MileApo part of it:
youtube
Cutest moment? Their heart eyes for each other and how Apo tried to wiggle even closer afterwards:
if yuichi's dad picked up the phone instead, complete with all the anatomy of a Bad Parent Call
original
transcript:
Arie: Jiji! Uncle Ichi's on the phone!
Jotaro: Thank you, Moon. Finally deign to call your dear old dad? How many are there? Easy? BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! Whooo... Yuichi there were six of you! And not even at the same time.
The Yamada's had quadruplets two decades ago and they still aren't sleeping through the night! You were almost a twin! But you absorbed the other one. Kappa have 'em in three's though. Hope you're not having second thoughts!
Katsuchi! DAD! You're supposed to be retired!
J: oh let me have my fun Katsuichi! They're still so new they still flinch when i look at them! Except for Itadori. I'm going to enjoy breaking them.
I was really in the mood to do some masquerade fanart, but I didn’t feel like coming up with anything original, so here’s some of my favorite (...slightly paraphrased) bits from the first part. I don’t know where it’s going, but it’s pretty fun so far!
also one that isn’t canon except in my heart:
(disclaimer that this is a Joke)
(he is a horrible little rat man, but to be fair, so is everyone else)
(if you don’t like horrible little rat men why are you even playing this game)
"why does it feel like the reds are like, they're kids who just achieved something. like LOOK WHAT I DID LOOK WHAT I DID LOOK WHAT I DID" - grian, successfully describing how the vibe of the reds so far this session has largely just been wil-e coyote,