#Scum VIllain

[sunderwight]

Thinking about a scenario where Shen Jiu comes back while Shen Yuan is still Shen Qingqiu, but instead of SJ being like "ah yes this body-snatching doppelganger" the fact that no measures for testing for any of the usual kinds of possession or impostor stuff work on him, means that SJ actually also thinks that SY is just like, him.

Like he thinks his soul must have split or something, his psyche fracturing into two versions -- him, the fucked up guy who remembers every bad thing that ever happened, and this dipshit idiot version who doesn't and gets to be nicer and happier because of it.

I think Shen Jiu would take that worse, though. Like this would be the universe where Shen Jiu just keeps trying to kill Shen Yuan. Except that he can't because the system interferes so as not to worsen the glitch that has caused this to happen in the first place. But Shen Jiu doesn't know about the system so he's just getting angrier and angrier because he thinks it's his own subconscious stopping him or something and that forces him to start acknowledging some of his issues to try and get over it, and eventually he just sort of, accidentally starts reconciling with some of his issues. But only because he's trying to pinpoint the one issue in particular that's preventing him killing Shen Yuan.

Meanwhile Shen Yuan is almost looking forward to the post-Abyss arc now, because when Binghe inevitably kills them both maybe he'll finally get a moment's peace.

[6gmrnv3hin]

Maybe I'll write a fic about this HAHHAHAHAGAGHAHA

my svsss comic about sqq and his little personality split (what if)

[red-garden]

Please chat, no one is looking at my wretched Tiansu is Yaoi propaganda

[evil-queer]

she luo on my bing till i he

[stawbearry]

I love shen brother aus , they a very sweet ( most the time)

[gyrovagus-bibliophile]

I'm using this roast on my friend

lmao

[skipblebee]

For your doodle requests: White Lotus Binghe making food for the very first time? 💕

HIII so for this request I assumed u meant first time making food while at the peak for some reason and after drawing I realised I didn't know if u meant that or first time making food EVER so here's a little doodle of that too

A protagonist who's great at everything has got to start somewhere too!!

[elaichichais-blog]

One of the ways I think can fix Liu Qingge’s unrequited love life is to set him up with Jiang Cheng.

Like, hear me out: Liu Qingge would fall in love immediately if he saw Jiang Cheng’s Zidian. It’s flashy, deadly, and screams power, which is exactly Liu Qingge’s type.

imagine this:

Jiang Cheng shows up to a sparring match, all broody and pissed off (as usual), and casually whips out Zidian. Purple lightning cracks through the air, dramatic as hell, and everyone’s like, “Whoa, intense.” But Liu Qingge? Oh no. This man is gone.

He’s standing there, completely frozen, staring at Zidian like it’s the most beautiful thing he’s ever seen in his life. His thoughts are something like: “This is it. This is the person I’m going to marry.”

Meanwhile, Jiang Cheng notices him staring and assumes it’s a challenge, so he’s like, “What? You wanna fight me or something?” And Liu Qingge, who is NOT okay, just deadpans back: “Yes.”

Cue the most aggressive, tension-filled sparring session anyone has ever seen. Qi Qingqi and Liu Mingyan are watching from the sidelines, placing bets. Qi Qingqi is like, “I give it three days before he proposes.” Mingyan’s just sipping tea, “Nah, he’s gonna awkwardly pine for a year first.”

Jiang Cheng? Still oblivious. Probably goes home afterward like, Why was that guy staring at Zidian so much? Weird.

Liu Qingge? He’s lying awake in bed like, “Purple lightning… his eyes… him…”

[sunderwight]

Luo Binghe needs to make better friends with Shang Qinghua, because Shang Qinghua's the one person who would know how to get Shen Qingqiu to top Binghe in bed.

Like if Binghe ever got to the friendliness level of actually bemoaning the situation, Shang Qinghua would be like, oh yah no problem leave it to daddy I got this for you. And then he'd go visit Shen Qingqiu and be all, so how's the sex life going?

After Shen Qingqiu finished yelling at him for asking the question, he'd of course provide some details -- which Shang Qinghua would translate out of Cucumber-ese into Normal Person Speak for concepts like "I'm a huge size queen so I'm really enjoying that WMD you gave your protagonist" and "I haven't figured it out yet but I really need to start using a better quality of lube" and etc, until there was an opening for him to get in the question of, has Shen Qingqiu topped Luo Binghe yet? Has he plumbed the depths of his heavenly love cave?

Which would probably inspire a two minute rant about the euphemism before Shen Qingqiu is finally like, of course I haven't topped, are you insane, I would never besmirch the dignity of an alpha male like that!

Shang Qinghua nods and hums thoughtfully and delivers the critical strike:

"Yeah, I guess he isn't really pretty enough to bottom."

Shen Qingqiu's expression goes through several different flavors of emotion before settling on "outrage". What the fuck, Airplane? Not pretty enough? Who gave him that face? What is that face if not "pretty"? Maybe some more advanced versions of the same concept, but that's the only case you could make, the case that it's actually "beautiful" or "gorgeous" or something because "pretty" is just too inadequate to describe it! You'd dare imply Binghe is ugly?! Is it crack that you're smoking?

Shang Qinghua just shrugs and goes well no the face department is probably not bad for that kind of thing, it's really more the body that's unsuitable. All those muscles and all, who wants to see those kinds of curves underneath them? And that ass. Totally inadequate for the job. He doesn't really blame Cucumber-bro for finding the whole prospect too unpleasant to contemplate! (Says man who regularly tops Mobei Jun, but it's not like Shen Qingqiu has figured that out, man's firmly stuck on yaoi tropes that say Airplane always bottoms because he's shorter.)

This, of course, inspires a fifteen minute rant on why Luo Binghe's ass is the most attractive ass ever, and all Shang Qinghua has to do is imply that if that were actually true, Shen Qingqiu would have had his husband bent over a bench at least once by now. And he's done it. This conversation can now only end with Shen Qingqiu storming off in a fit of righteous fury to go grab his husband and prove his point by bridal-carrying him into the bedroom and not coming back out until he's won the argument by ravishing Luo Binghe beyond a doubt.

Shen Qingqiu would be halfway through smugly informing Shang Qinghua that Binghe was the best lay ever the next day before it would even occur to him that he'd been had.

But Luo Binghe's too bad at making friends to ever unlock this feature, I think.

[bingqiuhateabortion]

damn this sv 3rd volume hardcover eats so hard... might not wanna look inside though bc what is even left of bingqiu with current censor all the gays laws

[sunshineastro]

i have thoughts on occasion. (some of) my mxtx trans headcanons!

xie lian: never planning on medically transitioning. was going to when he turned 18, then Shit Happened, now he’s decided that it just isn’t that deep

lan wangji: going the whole way baby. cannot get that phalloplasty fast enough. also, fish mouth scars but they look Not Great

bingmei: “double” incisions. probably not planning on doing anything else he wouldn’t do anything that would compromise the possibility of him getting pregnant

liu qingge: inverse T/anchor scars (reduction, not removal) and on T. probably going to get a metoidioplasty

[afsosville]

BingJiu ramblings>>

Imma just mention that I'm about to disregard canon for a minute just in case ppl don't fw that.

I've said it before, that B9 is basically a breeding ground for dead doves for obvious reasons, but sometimes-

Sometimes I think just how awfully similar they are, being cut from the same cloth. Parallels and all that. And isn't that why they are so hateful and such a trainwreck together? Because they both represent the worst parts of each other?

But then there's that other side of the coin.

If both of them met during different circumstances, where they were able to nurture positive feelings for each other (looking at SJ specifically), and they both were receptive to those feelings? Who's to say they wouldn't love each other with the same intensity and fierceness as they would've hated each other? No need to explain further on Luo Binghe’s part. Like it took so long for him to give up completely on Shen Jiu, and then there's him never giving up on Shen Yuan at all when he reciprocated. Not even for the 5 years Shen Yuan was MIA.

And then there's Shen Jiu's unflinching loyalty (for YQ). Despite accepting Yue Qingyuan abandoning him as fact, he still tried to save that mf when they were in the water prison (that makes it the 3rd time SJ tried saving YQ's ass in the novel, and 2nd time after assuming he was left for dead by the very same man lol). That kind of devotion ain't nothing to scoff at, especially when it's coming from a person like Shen Jiu.

I just wanna know what would happen if Shen Jiu ended up directing that dedication to Luo Binghe, and you know how fucking feral that would make Luo Binghe be about him?

If they became each other's confidants and their special person instead of enemies, they would be a force to be reckoned with together. If only their similaries were something they bond over instead, or relate to.

Maybe they both shared a childhood and grew up in the same generation, or Luo Binghe ends up on a different peak, but Shen Jiu still manages to get his attention. Or Shen Jiu comes across a kind farmer, or Luo Binghe runs into a certain Qing Jing peak lord once he's already made emperor...

I have so many cute BingJiu scenarios playing in my head, and tbh it's not all that hard to imagine coz, again, parallels.

Link to my masterlist of soft/non-toxic B9 fics that I've built brick by brick and scoured the archives for>>>

[lambiesvault]

I HC that yes Qi Qingqi would be wary of Shen Qingqiu at first (bc of rumors about him being a lecherous pervert- liu Qingge I love you but I'm also glaring at you for that incident which started it all) But once she sees that hes not a threat, at least of not that kind of abuse, (She's watched him with NNY closely now for years) she would be an older sister to him in everything but rank. YK. Like those women he visits at brothels.

Give me SJ and QQQ bantering and both of them knowing that perhaps QQQ is the only martial sibling that SJ relaxes around (Atleast when compared to others)

Them slowly building up to a tea session, it takes months but it happens. SJ doesn't open up, Qi Qingqi doesn't probe. But they manage to have civil conversations about things anyway. Neither of them have to ask for forgiveness; SJ for his brittle temperament, QQQ for believing in rumors or even being responsible for spreading them.

Banter, good tea and harmless gossip is enough for them to bond and establish a barely acknowledged sibling relationship

[shahualingswife]

Update:

She loved it! She's talking about all the fanart she's going to draw!

I've lent her TGCF now.

My plans for the total world domination are well on their way, I can feel it!

Bonus: her favourite character is ZZL, so she has great taste.

I forced my friend to watch the SV donghua with me and now she wants to borrow my SVSSS books. It's all part of my masterful schemes of SVSSS world domination!