#Scout has ADHD and Dyslexia

[speedy-scout-is-cool]

Scout how’s your attention span doing buddy? Nonexistent I assume?

Hey I got a great attention span pal Lee oh sweet engineer is cooking tonight hell yeah I hope he makes those hot dog things again

[whosgonnasee]

Engineer does his very best to be patient with Scout, even when Scout gets immensely bored by whatever Engineer’s trying to teach.  But Scout does his best to follow Engineer’s instructions. Scout gives me "trouble student" energy, and I feel like Engineer could put his foot down, if so needed

[prettyboypistol]

Random TF2 Lore Headcanons

Scout was bullied throughout his time at school for being skinny and short (he was a rough 5'4" for like 3 years then shot up over his 17 y/o summer)

Soldier has paranoid personality disorder and is vaguely aware of it, but delusions got hands (can confirm lmao)

Heavy cares for Scout the most and provides a big brother role. He caught Scout drunkenly crying about missing his Ma and his brothers and Heavy couldn't help but sympathize. If anyone goes too far messing with Scout, they deal with Heavy.

I've said it before in other places but Spy smokes weed and makes personal edibles.

Before he was a sniper, Mick was a wandering backpacker over the world to "find himself". He's probably done shrooms once or twice during a hippie concert.

Engineer's guilty pleasure musician is Tom Lehrer. He'll never let anyone know but he enjoys the upbeat macabre humor.

Saxton Hale, the Administrator, Spy, and Miss Pauling know that Casper Bidwell and Jeremy Roberts are half-brothers.

Speaking of Bidwell and Jeremy, they have a semi-strained relationship. Bidwell was a shouter growing up and didn't understand why his brother "acted like that" (undiagnosed dyslexia and ADHD)

Medic actually does worry about the health of his coworkers, but empathy is weakness and weakness gets him back in college. Broke, miserable, and drafted into the war against his will.

Pyro likes the Beatles and has a massive collection of dolls, records, and posters.

Soldier accidentally is good friends with a lot of rocker celebrities- apparently everyone loves his party vibe. (Solly has done cocaine, thought it was mid :/)

Demoman is going deaf and has begged Engineer to give him hearing aids. He's terrified of not being able to hear his mom when he's at home.

Pyro is an amazing kisser but nobody will ever believe you

Engineer and Spy begrudingly attend fancy galas together (Dell is personally invited because he's a famous genius and Spy usually has a contract kill there regardless)

[paranoidginger]

Random headcanons for the TF2 mercs!!

Scout: ADHD hardcore, should probably be medicated for it, but isn't. This man cannot stand still for anything, he is always tapping his feet or fiddling with something. He definitely bites his nails, especially his thumbs. Repressed bisexual who is accidentally homophobic because he thinks he isn't supposed to like guys, and thinks everyone chooses to like the opposite gender. He's a surprisingly good artist, and he has dyslexia. That mixed with dropping out of highschool made him somewhat illiterate, spelling is hard, and so is reading any big words.

Soldier: Jack of all trades, he has had every job possible, but if he weren't in love with going to war, he'd probably settle on properly running a raccoon sanctuary. He is the reason why Medic had to invent a cure for rabies. Definitely thinks that being a lesbian just means that you like women, regardless of gender, he refers to himself as a Lesbian after learning that Pauling Identifies as one.

Pyro: Probably not even a human, uses any and all pronouns. They're really smart, despite acting childish, and are the one who built their flamethrowers. Probably collects stickers. Would definitely watch MLP and drag the other mercs into watching it with them, Pinkie Pie is definitely their favorite of the mane six. They draw a lot, and are pretty good at it whenever they want to be, they just prefer drawing silly things. Their room probably smells like burnt plastic and gasoline.

Demo: Only goes sober whenever shit gets super, super serious, like one of the other mercenaries that he cares about gets hurt. He's got a really strong caretaking instinct that gets drowned out by drunken recklessness. He's a total lover, and definitely the type of guy to kiss the homies goodnight. It takes a LOT to actually get him drunk drunk, like, I'm talking ungodly levels of alcohol that would probably kill the average person. He's Spy's drinking buddy, and probably knows the most about Spy's background from listening to his drunken ramblings about regrets and how he wishes he was a better father. Demo probably knows a lot about most of the other mercs, just because he's a good listener and a vault whenever it comes to sensitive information. He's also really fucking smart. Probably pansexual tbh, just based on vibes.

Heavy: He gets nervous whenever he has to help out any of the more 'delicate' mercenaries. He knows he's ridiculously strong, and he has excellent control of himself, but he can't help but feel like he's handling glass whenever he's helping out any of his injured teammates, especially when it comes to Scout or Spy. He's super fucking protective of all of his team though, and would absolutely crack skulls if anything happened to any of them. He is the only person other than Medic who is allowed to touch Archimedes. Probably bisexual with a preference towards men.

Engie: He's usually pretty polite, but can be one of the most brutal out of any of the classes. He's definitely autistic with a special interest in machines. He probably wants to capture one of the mvm robots just to run tests and see if they're sentient. Low-key god complex, like, moreso than medic, he's just super humble about it. He definitely talks to all of his machines. He's 100% a trans man, I can see him as being demisexual.

Sniper: Definitely autistic, he's probably got a shitload of random animal information. Total arachnophobe, but only towards small spiders. Hand him a tarantula and he's fine, but show him a stick covered in baby spiders and he's going to probably kick it as far away from himself as possible and run away. He adores lizards of all kinds, and probably used to lay on the ground watching them all the time as a kid. This man can't use a kitchen for shit, but he manages to make anything he cooks over a fire absolutely delicious, he probably refuses to share though. Probably Asexual. Has a shitty taxidermy rat in his camper that he's unnecessarily proud of, and he probably collects bones. Super into oddities and weird little knick knacks, and he still has all of his baby teeth that he keeps in a little jar on a shelf. Can't run for shit, but could walk for hours if need be. Likes doing arts and crafts, he knits in his free time, and almost always has a sewing kit with him.

Medic: Knows a little about every different medical field, he just sort of studied up on whatever piqued his interest. DOES have a PhD in medical science, he just lost his license to legally practice in a hospital or doctor's office. Gay, probably a trans man. Has definitely experimented on himself before, giving himself different deadly diseases and whatnot just to challenge himself to make a cure before he dies. Also autistic. Spoils the fuck out of his birds, and would probably Frankenstein together a human body for Archimedes if he could figure out how.

Spy: Bisexual genderfluid icon. Usually only gets caught because he's being way too much of a cocky showoff. Definitely wears eyeliner and says that it 'helps him see better' when it's bright out, even though it's 100% just a fashion statement. Has a collection of antique cigar boxes and lighters.

[gaygirldoodles]

random headcanons for the fandoms im in

Cane user Annabeth

Annabeth has way more gray hair from holding up the sky than Percy and the hair in that spot always grows gray

Nico uses mobility aids (forearm crutches or his wheelchair depending on the situation)

Deaf or hard of hearing Will Solace!

Nico, the Apollo cabin, and some other campers know sign language and its getting more widespread across camp

Percy and Annabeth canonically have breathing problems after Tartarus so Will gave them both inhalers

Not exactly a headcanon, but Annabeth still struggles with her dyslexia and ADHD like most other demigods! She gets incredibly frustrated when she has problems with her reading or when her ADHD made things more difficult in school

I imagine New Rome University is a lot more equitable when it comes to ADHD, dyslexia, and other things, but its not perfect

Magnus Chase is Autistic (totally not bc i kin him and im autistic)

Remus uses some kind of mobility aid whether it be a cane, crutches, or a wheelchair

Jonathan Sims uses a cane

Collei uses and wheelchair

Usagi Tsukino had inattentive ADHD

Infiniry Arc!Hotaru Tomoe uses a wheelchair

Ami Mizuno will end up suffering through gifted kid burn out and the other scouts end up helping her through it and helping her not blame herself as much

lmk if you have any other interesting ones

(fandoms im in: atla/lok, genshin impact, demon slayer, marauders era, honkai impact, rtc, riordanverse, sailor moon, steven universe, tma/tmp, and witch hat atelier)

[emilythedog661-tf2]

The RED Mercs and The BLU Mercs

This is my version of what the RED Team Mercs are compacted it the BLU Team Mercs

First off, We have the RED and BLU Scout

Red Scout

Annoying

is 25 years old

Talks a lot

ADHD

Dyslexia

loves baseball

grew up with 8 brothers and Spy is his dad but he thinks it's Tom Jones

Adores Miss.Pauling even is she's a Lesbian and flirts with Pyro now and again knowing he has a crush on him just to see his reaction

BLU Scout

Reserved

is 24 years old

Mute

AuDHD

Very Smart

loves Soccor/Football

grew up knowing he had 8 Sisters and spy raised him as a single father as he mother didn't want him as he was a boy

is gay and is dating Sniper

RED and BLU Soldier

RED Soldier

Loves North America

is 46 years old

not very bright

goofy yet cute smile

might be autistic

owns raccoons but loves all animals

used to be roommates with marasmus before he kicked him out and now lives with Engineer who loves having him

is gay and is dating Engineer since they started working for mann co and now act like a old married couple

Surprisingly a good father figure to RED Scout and RED Pyro

BLU Soldier

Loves South America

is 44 years old

super smart but extremely lazy

never smiles and is always grumpy

is not autistic

isn't really a animals person but tolerates them

roommates with BLU demoman who likes his company

is straight and is dating Zhanna also best friend with the BLU Demoman

RED and BLU Pyro

RED Pyro

is a child in a adult body

sees RED Engineer and Soldier as his parents

adores scout having a huge crush on him

loves fire

see pyroland everywhere

is hydrophobic

BLU Pyro

Is the green blob controlling the pyro suit

likes BLU Medic and Spy

sees scout as his next victim for his body

uses fire but prefers water

doesn't see pyro land and is the serious pyro

is pyrophobic

RED and BLU Demoman

Red Demo

Loves to drink

is 36 years old

very social with the others being called a party animal

never really taken seriously

is a bomb expert

lost his eye to the bombinomicon

is straight and has got laid by many woman even BLU Medic's ex-wife

is best friends with RED Soldier seeing him as a brother

BLU Demo

isn't a drinker

is 35 years old

hangs around with some people as he is picky who he likes

is always serious

is a gun expert

lost his eye to the loch ness monster

is gay and has been to many gay bars with some of the other BLUs

Buddies and roommates with BLU Soldier

RED and BLU Heavy

RED Heavy

Loves his Miniguns

is 55 years old

loves eating Sandviches

sees RED Medic as a Brother

is very smart with some PhDs in russia literature

hates robots

grew up with a single mom and 2 sisters

is straight but can't find a relationship as he's expecting it to be like his love for sasha and the other miniguns

BLU Heavy

loves his guns

is 54 years old

loves eating sweets and chocolate

is gay and BLU Medic is his boyfriend

is some intelligents and has a PhD in history

loves aliens

grew with with a mom, dad and a sister, Zhanna

is wolfie main caretaker

RED and BLU Engineer

RED Engineer

His dad and grandfather worked for mann co in the past

is 44 years old

Has many PhDs in Engineering

built all his buildings

from texas being from beecave and is a big fan of cowboys

loves cooking

is gay and dating RED Soldier loving him very much

being a good father figure to RED Scout and RED Pyro

BLU Engineer

Hired as he was a engineer of trains

is 43 years old

has some PhDs in Engineering

Copied the buildings from RED Engineer

from Canada and loves maple syrup

hates cooking

is straight and has a wife but it's a struggling relationship

doesn't like the others very much

RED and BLU Medic

RED Medic

is insane

is 40 years old

had lost his medical licence after taking a skeleton out of someone's body

has a infirmary where he keeps loads of animal organs

has done countless experiments on RED Pyro, RED Demo, RED Heavy, RED Scout and some of the BLU Team

is gay and dating RED Sniper a year after working for mann co

is best friends with RED Engineer and see RED Heavy as a brother

has a entire room full of doves that he stole from the president of germany

BLU Medic

is sane

is 39 years old

still has his medical licence and still works as a hospital

has a tidy infirmary where he checks that everyone is healthy

the only operation he has done on his team was to put the uber plug in their hearts

was straight as he had a wife but she had been cheating on him with the RED Demoman so now he's gay and dating the BLU Heavy

has no pets as they are unhygienic

RED and BLU Sniper

RED Sniper

Born in new zealand and raised in australia

is 30 years old

is a introvert but he's also very chatty when he gets use to people

used to be a wildlife ranger before deciding to be a mercenary

loves his 'adopted' parents even if he argues with his dad a lot

is gay and dating RED Medic loving the love and attention he has for him

buddies with RED Scout, RED Pyro and has a nice friendship with the others

BLU Sniper

both born and raised in australia

is 28 years old

is a bit of a extrovert but is also very quiet

never left the house until his mom had to end up kicking him out

hates his parents as they wanted him to be a girl

is gay and is dating BLU scout

can't get on with the others well other then wolfie

RED and BLY Spy

RED Spy

is very introverted

is 48 years old

has sercertly been in Scout's life since he was a baby but hid from him as he was busy and he stated one time he hated him so he stayed hidden

smokes a lot

is from france but knows a lot of different languages

is a voice mimic

acts serious but he's really a big softy

is straight and is still dating scout's mom on his off days which scout doesn't like

BLU Spy

Is a bit of a extrovert and loves going to parties

is 47 years old

raised BLU Scout since he was a baby and has been a good father to him

doesn't smoke as much but still smoke

raised in france but born in mexico

uses a tape recording of the others mercenaries

is a gay man who acts gay

has a big crush on RED Engineer and doesn't everything to try and get him even if he's dating RED Soldier

RED and BLU Pets

Emily

is really smart and clever

is from a alternate universe future of 2024 that can teleport to this world whenever she wants

uses both electricity and magic

has wings to fly

uses telepathy to talk

hates robots

is the sanest out of all the mercenaries

is a little scared of saxton hale

best friends with Wolfie and her owner are Sniper, Medic, Soldier, Engineer and Scout

Wolfie

is clever but he's can be easily fooled

has a talking collar that the RED Engineer made him as the BLU Engineer didn't know how to

very fast

is a husky so he's very vocal

also hate robots

is the calmest out of all the mercenaries

also scared by saxton hale

is best friends with Emily and his owner is heavy

That's all for now, i will add more when i think of anything and i'll see you all next time 😋

[boimann]

i have some neurodivergent headcanons for the lads

Sniper is autistic

he has a cupple of special interests but his main one is survival

he has major light sensitivity issues and struggles with eye contact, his glasses help him not get overwhelmed and he rearly ever takes them off

he has a hard time showing emotions and he is VERY blunt

he goes non verbal frequently

Scout has adhd and dyslexia

time blindness the man

he has changed hobbie 17 times in the past week

he just follows the serotonin

what is impulse control???

reading is frustrating as hell because he will end up reading the same line 28 times and not even realize

he wears hand wraps because he balls his hands a bit too hard at times and ends up accidentally scratching his palms with his nails

he vocal stims

Soldier is also autistic

his special interest is 'MURICA BABYYY!!! (and war)

he has a very monotone voice and cannot control his tone of voice to save his life

he vocal stims a LOT

his helmet helps him not get visually overstimulated

deviations from his schedual will lead to you getting market gardened

every day he wakes up and rearranges his collection of heads based on the class order

Medic has chronic mania

what is impulse control 2: electric boogaloo

he has frequent hallucinations (he sees the hat man twice a day and they are very good friends)

archiemedes is his service dove and helps him come back to reality when his delusions get too intense

Pyro also has autism

they're mostly non verbal

he has really hard time understanding social ques

they hate being touched his suit helps them not get overstimulated

he has to have sound blasted in their ears 24/7 or he won't hear themselves think

he loves lying down on the floor with their flamethrower on top of them because the pressure is nice :)

[jamisonwritestf2trash]

Mercs favourite books? Doesn't have to be written in the time the game is set ofc

The TF2 Mercs Favorite Books!

teehee and all that, I love this prompt. Thank you for sending it, Anon! We're also going to have to assume half of them can even read. I kinda stuck to the classics just for funsies. Also, I added their favorite quotes from the books!

But, anyway, here we go!

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Spoilers, maybe? Probably not.

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Demo- The Anarchist Cookbook (William Powell)

Now, let's be honest. This man went through the table of contents like a checklist. I personally think Demo and Soldier took a particular liking to the entry, "Converting a shotgun into a grenade launcher." They're just so silly like that. Anyways, once he started making mustard gas, the other mercs decided that it would be a good idea for the book to go missing. Little did they know he had eight separate copies of this book. He was very proud when he finished the book. Everyone was concerned at the new horde of weapons and drugs Demo had, until he offered to share, then they were thrilled.

“If a man is to be a man, a free spirit unto himself, he must arm himself not only with weapons but with ideals and concepts he is willing to die for.”

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Engie- Charlotte's Web (E. B. White)

Hear me out! Even though this man has eleven PhDs, he doesn't like to read long drawn out novels. He doesn't like most of the "classics" or even most new books. Don't get me wrong, he loves to read. He just doesn't get why books can't be simple. He read Charlotte's Web when he was a kid, and it just kind of stuck with him. It was one of the only books he read that didn't really feel like a chore to read. He finds himself rereading it frequently. You'll catch him reading it to Pyro too, I personally think him and Pyro read books together a lot.

“I don’t understand it, and I don’t like what I don’t understand.”

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Heavy- The Odyssey (Homer)

Would you believe me if I told you this man is a huge fan of Greek mythology? He has no clue why, he was never interested in it when he was younger, or even up until he read the read The Odyssey. He picked it up from a library, it had a really pretty gold cover, so he read the description and figured why not? When I tell you this man was so obsessed with this book while he was reading it for the first time. He just like, wouldn't stop reading it? Like the other mercs were slightly worried that he was reading all the time. Because, sure, he probably reads more than the others, but this was excessive even for him. He loves the escape it provides, he likes the adventurer, he likes the fantasy. He just really loves this book.

“For a friend with an understanding heart is worth no less than a brother”

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Medic-The Tell Tale Heart (Edgar Allan Poe)

Are we really super surprised that Medic is a fan of The Tell Tale Heart? He's also just a fan of Poe in general, but alas, I will put that away and focus on the book itself. Medic loves reading the main characters' descent into madness. He also loves the idea of someone who seemingly has a lack of guilt be riddled with it, though a different medium than actually feeling guilty. (i hope that made sense) He's just a huge fan of artists using their mediums to inflict psychological torture on their creations. Also lets be honest if Medic ever went fully insane he'd be like the main character from the book.

“Now this is the point. You fancy me a mad. Madmen know nothing. But you should have seen me. You should have seen how wisely I proceeded...”

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Scout- Romeo and Juliet (William Shakespeare)

HEAR ME OUT AGAIN! This man doesn't read, he has ADHD and dyslexia, how can you expect him to? But! When he was in high school it was required reading and this man struggled with like the first page, but it was really important for his grade so he tried literally everything to read it, and once he actually found out a way to be able to read the book, he was hooked, as weird as that seems. He thinks old English is hilarious, and actually liked the romance, he cried when Romeo and Juliet died. He can't tell you why he loves it so much though, it just stuck in his brain and never left. He even went out and bought his own copy of the book, it remains hidden as to not alert the other mercs to his love of it, reads it once a month.

"I defy you, stars."

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Sniper- The Outsiders (S. E. Hinton)

So, I know this is Snipers headcanon, but..... I gotta talk about Scout really quick. So Scout has read The Outsiders, and he loved it! (Not as much as Romeo and Juliet, but enough to also have bought the book.) So one day, he's talking to Sniper about books, and is utterly shocked at the idea that not everyone has read The Outsiders, so he literally reads this book with such conviction to Sniper, (Sniper claimed he would read it on his own but Scout know he absolutely would not.) So Sniper begrudgingly listens to the book, and actually finds himself drawn into the story.

“He sure put things into words good.”

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Spy- Dracula (Bram Stoker)

Spy would be a vampire if he could be, wouldn't ever admit that though. Okay I'm half kidding. I think Spy really likes this book for the drama of it all, the fact that it never stays the same for long, the way it borders on actual horror, but is too dramatic to actually be scary, he just ugh, he loves it so much. I think he first found the book by it just being in his home when he was a kid. His mom just left it sitting somewhere and he just went and picked it up because he was bored and just started reading. I think he was originally scared by the book, probably cried the first time he read it. Then years later, he just remembered the book that traumatized him as a kid and he was like, it can't be that bad, I'll read it again to prove younger me was a coward. So he reads it and just falls in love with the book.

"I am longing to be with you and by the sea, where we can talk together freely and build our castles in the air."

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Soldier- Pride and Prejudice (Jane Austen)

Uh, so, do I need to put a hear me out for the third time? So I already headcanon that he likes Jane Austen, I'm so torn between him actually understanding and grasping hidden meanings and deep plot point and him just smiling and nodding along to the silly drama unfolding. Maybe both? His mom actually read it to him when he was younger, because it was her favorite book. The memories of his mom talking about and reading the book also contributes to the reason he likes the book so much. He has his mom's worn copy of the book and loves it. He'll reread it at least twice a month, always thinking about the first time he was introduced to it. Loves everything about the book.

"There is a stubbornness about me that never can bear to be frightened at the will of others. My courage always rises at every attempt to intimidate me."

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Pyro- Alice in Wonderland (Lewis Carroll)

Dont get them started with all the things they love about this book. If they could talk, they'd rant for hours. Who am I kidding they still rant for hours even though no one can understand them. They love the whimsy and insanity of Wonderland. They love the Cheshire cat and the Mad Hatter. They read this book every day. It's not even just their favorite anymore. It's the only book to ever exist 😭 On days when Pyro isn't able to read the book, they beg Engie to read it to them. Engie doesn't mind. He loves to see Pyro get all happy when he agrees.

“Imagination is the only weapon in the war with reality.”

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So that took forever to churn out for some reason, maybe because I had to actually remember reading some of these books and actually read others 😭 Sorry it's not super long or detailed! I tried not to spoil the contents of the books.

Regardless, it was fun to do, and I think I'm finally back in the swing of things! I feel more motivated, uh tons of asks came in after this sooooo expect lots of uploads after this, I think I have at least six asks right now?

[quibblet21]

My Headcanons For BLU Scout

This is a follow-up to "My Headcanons For BLU Sniper," which I attempt to characterize over two fanfictions, 'Bubo' and 'Dichotomy.'

While BLU Scout is a secondary character in those stories, it's sometimes fun to write him. There are many fans who have headcanons for the TF2 team and several are quite interesting to the point that I adopted some of them.

So, this is just from my point of view. Anyone who finds these ideas dumb or absurd, oh well, can't please everybody :)

Like with the rest of BLU Team, he's a clone, supposedly created by TF Industries. In reality, aliens did the work and supplied the clones to the human scientists.

Since the clones don't have given names, he calls himself Billy, after the historical outlaw, Billy The Kid. An earlier concept version of the BLU Scout resembled the outlaw, so this is what I based it off of.

He tends to be of a cheapskate with money.

Despite appearing to have the same cockiness and mannerisms as RED Scout, he can sit still longer during 3 hour films and quickly gets over bad things, holding only a few grudges in his life.

He's not as hotheaded as RED Scout, so it takes a bit more to really anger him, despite his violent actions in matches.

He still retains the warfare skills, speech, learning and muscle memory of how to fight from his RED counterpart, despite being a clone.

He is more naive about things, as he lacks RED Scout's street smarts. This is due to barely having any memories of the latter growing up in Boston.

He gets along with his clone dad, BLU Spy. Both love playing pranks on the other teammates and strangers sometimes. This is nearly opposite to RED Scout and RED Spy's antagonistic relationship.

He finds it cool when he discovers BLU Spy is his dad. They still treat each other like teammates as Spy lacks the paternal instincts and views Scout more like a cousin since neither have solid memories from their RED counterparts.

Unlike RED Scout, who has dyslexia, he tends to get words mixed up that he hears. While RED Scout can occasionally have this problem, it's more chronic with BLU Scout.

Despite his naivety, he did inherit both Spys' ability to be sneaky in matches, so he's not as direct in offensive as RED Scout is, preferring to fool the enemy into thinking what his next attack will be. He'll also eavesdrop on conversations.

He named one of the base's guard dogs "Jerkwad" since the dog barks alot and is the meanest of the three. The other BLUs just accepted the name.

His bird friend is a Blue Jay, while RED Scout's is a Cardinal.

Like RED Scout, he hates spiders.

He likes Tom Jones music, but tends to branch out in other genres like classic rock, funk and ballads.

One of his favorite stock weapons is the Nail Gun, which the mod game "Team Fortress 2 Classic" features. It was scrapped from the game's debut, though its a primary weapon for Classic Scout from the first "Team Fortress" game.

He doesn't get along with BLU Demoman at times since the bomb expert picks on him, like an older sibling would with a younger one. BLU Engineer usually has to stop their fights like a distressed dad.

His ADHD is not as bad as RED Scout's, so he tends to listen a bit more when someone is talking to him.

He still retains some of RED Scout's characteristics, like talking too much and wanting to get the glory in a match to later brag about.

When not having fun with BLU Spy, he hangs out with BLU Pyro and BLU Sniper. He has outside friends, but keeps quiet about his mercenary role.

He has his dumbass moments like RED Scout.

When drunk, he starts blurting out his real name in public until the other BLUs have to gag him or knock him out from revealing more secret information. This is why he's never allowed to go drinking alone.

He does better in hot, dry environments since he was "born" in the Badlands and used to its arid weather. RED Scout fares better in the cold since he grew up in Boston and hates the heat.

He's one of the first to be open to a truce with RED during Mann vs. Machine. While some of the BLUs aren't happy about him being so accepting and berate him for it, he tends to forget what happened during most of the matches. In contrast, RED Scout remembers nearly everything bad done to him and holds a grudge longer, refusing at first to work with a former enemy.

Like with the other clones, he was designed to last 10 to 12 years. He's the last BLU to go and makes it one more year, dying in November 1981. RED Scout outlives him by six more years (going by the comics).

His sexual preference can go either way.

He befriends a Scout bot who abandons Gray Mann's army, and convinces BLU Engineer to hide it. RED Scout hates mockeries of himself, including mechanical machines, so he's hellbent on destroying the robot. He accepts clones though, as he finds them cool and sympathizes with them being persecuted, treated like lab experiments and forced into slavery by their benefactors.

[rainbowdelicgalore]

🌈🌈🌈 HAPPY PRIDE MONTH FROM TEUFORT!!! 🌈🌈🌈

Offense Class

Scout: Bisexual + Demiboy (he/they) + ADHD + Dyslexia

Soldier: Bisexual + Ambonec (any and all pronouns) + Autistic

Pyro: Pansexual + Nonbinary (they/them) + Autistic + Schizo/Psychosis Spec

Defense Class

Demoman: Pansexual + Genderqueer (any and all, he doesn't give a shit) + Bipolar Disorder

Heavy: Homosexual (Gay) + Agender (they/he/it) + OCD (Obsessive Compulsive Disorder)

Engineer: Pansexual + Autistic + Disabled (has chronic fatigue and aches)

Support Class

Medic: Homosexual (Gay) + Genderfluid (he/she/they) + Autistic + BPD (Borderline Personality Disorder)

Sniper: Bisexual + Genderqueer (any and all, again couldn't care less) + Autistic + AVPD (Avoidant Personality Disorder) + Social Anxiety

Spy: Pansexual + Genderfluid (he/she/they) + Polyamorous + Autistic + ASPD (Antisocial Personality Disorder)

Enjoy my deranged middle aged men fuckers!!

[blubushie]

Yeahhhh I've seen SniperScout and SniperSpy shippers be rude af to each other. I don't even get why, both are fine. I prefer SniperScout personally but I'm not gonna say no to SniperSpy.

Multishipper W, I guess haha

It's because they both call dibs on the bushman and wanna fight over him like high school girls fistfighting in the carpark over the boy they've both got a crush on.

I'm gonna be 100% honest and explain a trend I've noticed, and it's probably gonna get me crucified by both sides of the aisle. Now, this is a generalisation of course, so there's always exceptions to the rule. That said, from what I've usually seen of these people that are extremely toxic about these ships (and note this doesn't apply to normal SniperSpy/SniperScout shippers, just those that are extremely toxic about their OTP)–

Both of these types of toxic shippers want to fuck Sniper. As in, the shipper themselves wants to fuck Sniper. And they treat Scout or Spy as a self-insert/proxy for themselves. SniperSpy shippers are often in their very edgy teenage phase and act like badarse tryhards and identify with Spy because they're pretentious and convinced they're fancy or some shit. Or they're just pretentiously French-Canadian. SniperScout shippers often identify with Scout—they're usually loud, transmasc and overperforming masculinity because they think they have to make up for something, white, and maybe have a learning disability (autism/ADHD/dyslexia—it's usually ADHD and this is the autism webbed site so that's kinda expected here, said as an autistic person).

So them, usually being young (20 or younger) and pretentious little shits stuck in their high school bully mentality with a boner for Sniper, VICIOUSLY attack each other over who has more of a claim on the bushman. Because if they somehow convince someone that their ship is superior, it means their feelings/attraction to Sniper are validated.

People are strange. I haven't quite puzzled out HeavyMedic shippers yet, except that they usually get extremely defensive about gay representation (ignoring that neither are confirmed gay in canon), and many are fujoshis. That's all I've got for that so far.

[tinycyclops]

Scout is annoying little bastard teenager who plays baseball and runs track. He has dyslexia and ADHD so he doesn't even know what the hell is going on in school so his mother pulled him out so he never went to high school.

Soldier would just be a big, dumb idiot, who was a jock who loved football

Heavy would be taking care of his mother and three sisters, because his father died in the Gulag

Engineer would be a burnout kid. He's trying to make his parents happy by becoming a great engineer, like his father so he is working himself to the point where he has no sleep and/or sanity 

Demoman would be working like 37 jobs all at the same time and still be able to feel relaxed (Unlike engineer…)

Sniper would 100 percent be rocking that mullet and he just took up shooting with his dad so now his favorite thing is hunting for his Ma and Pa… he is still a very introverted and shy kid

Spy 100% went through a rebellious stage and you cannot tell me otherwise he would wear leather jackets he would wear ripped pants he would smoke he would he would not listen to his parents. He would be a little rebellious teenager. And later, when he is 18 or 19 he would become a part of the French resistance 

Medic is still a psychopath and his parents forced him into a braces headgear because his teeth were crooked and now he definitely wants to kill him's parents because he is in absolutely agony, but he is quite smart

[thefrogswhospoke]

MORE TF2 HCS BECAUSE I'M SPIRALING

There's way more scout hcs than I thought I'd put but whoops. Anyway tw: mentions of schizophrenia, disassociation, and a really bad dyslexia joke

pyro - has both schizophrenia and a dissociative disorder where they space out for long periods of time and go on auto-pilot mode. - during this time, they can be incredibly apathetic and cruel on the battlefield, as well as cold and silent when back at base - pyro has been known to sneak spoonful's of sugar when spy is cooking and eat them in one bite to the Engineer's horror and Medic's dismay

scout - says his first kiss was when he was 16 with a girl a grade above him, in reality it was with his best friend just 4 months earlier when they got drunk after stealing some of one of scout's older brother's secret stashes of booze. They never spoke of it again, Scout's not even sure if his friend remembers it - scout both hates and loves spy's cooking. He likes the way it tastes, it's well made, but he doesn't like that it's not very familiar since it's mainly classic European dishes, and that it's from spy. -scout's favorite kinds of food are Italian, 'MERICAN (criminally unhealthy), French (he will NEVER admit that to any soul on earth), and Mexican - scout has ADHD and dyslexia. Constantly makes dy-SEX-ia jokes lol - if scout ever had the chance to read it, his fav book series would be the Geronimo Stilton Kingdom of Fantasy series because it's easy to read and the words change fonts often, making his dyslexia less of an issue - most if not all of scout's civilian clothes are hand-me-downs from his brothers

engineer - he prefers pie to cake. - his favorite pies are apple, cherry, and key lime - he tries to make pyro and scout eat more healthy foods like a good dad does. It doesn't work, most of the time they steal unhealthy snacks like pure sugar and BONK!

sniper - has had or will have a mullet in his life time - his sunglasses are prescription - he wears eye makeup under his eyes to stave off glare when sniping. More than once has scout called him a "Sis" for it. More than once has sniper gut-punched scout for commenting.

spy - spy is an exceptional cook and makes a wide array of classical European dishes. - spy used to look identical to scout when he was younger, just a little classier and much more fashionable to the times - spy went into his line of work against his mother's wishes

[princessartseyrandomness]

Hope to make some tf2 mutuals anyway uhm lil dumb headcannons

Red Scout aka Jeremy has ADHD after battle some days he can be found on the floor with Pyro. When he's overstimulated Scout will make semi verbal responses when spoken to but mainly he'll just be silent.

Due to his trouble reading it's mainly overlooked dyslexia he had that figured out when Medic got bored and ran some tests.

Runs in place and hand flaps when happy stimming also verbal stims sometimes.

Bisexual

Sees a lot of the team as family except Spy doesn't even know Spy is his dad.

Loves his Ma and his brothers when he can talk to them his mood seems to brighten a lot that day.

Was a leash child and played baseball up till senior year.

From uptown Boston

Scarily flexible

Blu Scout was a nicu baby he needs and inhaler outside of battles since respawn isn't active outside of battle.

His name is Tobias but prefers Toby or just his title Scout.

Pansexual

The youngest of three kids his two eldest siblings both being sisters, he misses them since they all are usually busy but when he can call them he's always happy.

On the autism spectrum

Collects little trinkets

Grew up near downtown Boston

Knows Spy is him and his sisters father however refuses to let anyone know he knows.

Thinks of most of the team as loved ones.

Played baseball with friends he never really wanted to go big on it.

Knows French and easily translates what Spy says yet keeps it to himself.

Red Pyro is aroace and goes by they/he

Mainly under the influence of the pyro vision goggles leading to delusions and hallucinations, when the suit is off they act kind of the same if not a little disoriented for a few minutes.

On the autism spectrum sometimes joins Scout on the floor when overstimulated, mainly tactile stims.

Severe burn scars underneath suit was very surprised when the rest of the team weren't grossed out by them, still prefers the full body coverage of the suit even if they know they're safe.

Very kind and caring for the team.

They loves their nickname "Firebug" that was given by Engie.

Loves all of their teammates sees them as a giant family.

Blu Pyro is intersex, nonbinary, demisexual and aromantic.

Has hallucinations due to the first version of pyro vision goggles going wrong, the team is always there for them when they need it.

Has severe burns as well and prefers to hide them.

A super kind person, tells the best stories and enjoys gardening.

Red Engineer aka Dell Conagher is a very sweet guy.

MLM

He has zero clue why people call him a dilf he has never had children.

He has a 8 year old niece who looks up to him he likes to make her little gadgets and when she gets them he always gets a phone call of how happy she is, anytime he can get down to Texas he loves seeing his family.

Has a prosthetic hand under his glove due to a accident at his old job thus he made the gunslinger.

Has nicknames for many of his teammates and cares for them all greatly.

Likes to have bonfires and play his guitar.

Grew up around oil fields and always had a fascination with inventing and machines as a kid.

Doesn't see Blu's engie as an enemy as they both went to the same college for the same amount of PhD's they often fire compliments on the others handy work.

Blu Engineer is transgender (ftm) and polysexual

Has a lot of scars on his body

A very sweet soul loves making family recipes.

Grew up on a ranch in Texas has a pretty big family.

Always willing to help but very stubborn when asking for help especially when he's sick.

Cares greatly for his teammates kinda pesters Spy to let up on the smoking and for Scout to drink some water instead of BONK!

Sometimes sneaks out to see Red's engie to catch up, considers him a friend.

Red Soldier aka Mister Jane Doe, gave himself the name refusing to give out his real name due to the majority of his killing spree. Even though the war is over he refuses to tell even his teammates his real name.

Has some pretty bad PTSD however he doesn't let that stop him.

He's a straight ally

Has many pet raccoons Lieutenant Bites being the first one he somehow befriended.

The raccoons are only nice to soldier they know if a spy is dressed as him and attack.

Despite the very yelling nature he does care for his teammates, he will never outright show kindness to them on the battlefield but in the shared home he does ask if they are okay in a hushed tone if he feels something is wrong.

Gives amazing hugs

Somehow wakes up at 4 in the morning every single day even on ceasefire days.

Very stubborn when sick

Blu Soldier is aroace, he also got rejected from all branches of the military however he somehow snuck into the battlefield and made it rain hell for about 7 months before being found out and almost captured but ultimately let go due to him helping. Even not an official member he left as quietly as he came once it was over.

Somehow always makes friends with squirrels in the wilderness.

Has PTSD from sneaking on the battlefield however wouldn't have changed his decision to fight.

Does care a great deal for his team but tries not to get attached as he knows when its over they'll all go their separate ways.

Red Medic aka Josef Ludwig was a trauma surgeon, his fascination with anatomy and medical science and just science in general has always lead to morbid curiosity. However under contract he could not ethically preform the more gruesome experiments, until he witnessed a male coworker harassing a female patient who needed a liver transplant.

Throwing all sense of logic out of the window he knocked the guy out and began to harvest his liver and with an almost failed test got the transplant to be a success very carefully making sure his crime was not witnessed.

With the man still unconscious he decided to give into his curiosity and replaced the mans now missing liver with one from a monkey, where he got it no one knows. The man was extremely sick and passed away as the women was doing better recovering in the hospital.

Giving into his sick desires he tested on anyone who harmed or harassed his patients and innocent bystanders, until he got caught and his license revoked due to removing an entire skeleton from a horrible person. Even if he wasn't caught exactly in the act the new skeleton was in the office.

Instead of being arrested due to large fear he was sent to America to work with red team.

Being Red teams only doctor he does preform medical examinations to check on the well-being of his teammates, he also still preforms gruesome experiments even getting parts from unknown sources, at least 3 on the team have a second brain in some part of their body.

He has the head of a spy clone in his fridge not knowing how exactly he's still alive and fascinated by it, sometimes running tests on the head when he has time.

Despite his mentality he does care about his team, he sees them as loved ones if not sometimes annoying. He has experimented on himself a bit adding 8 more souls to his body thankfully none from the team.

Works with engineer sometimes.

Bisexual

Owns a few pet doves the one he bonded with so much being Archimedes, the doves chest is slightly stained red with blood due to trying to nest in chest cavities.

Most of his doves are free to fly outside Archimedes chooses to stay beside Medic most of the time.

Get him going on a subject he's interested in he will talk excitedly about it for a long while.

He does have some nicknames for the others however sone are in german which they most likely don't understand.

Can be very dorky

Blu Medic

Demiboy and pansexual, he was born in Denmark but grew up in Germany. Despite being almost as twisted as Red's medic they keeps it hidden.

Joined team Blu after getting his medical license mainly preforming on zombified bodies and neutralizing them so they don't get out or harm others (unless told to).

Has a pet cockatiel and bunge.

Does care greatly for his team though will not hesitate to tell them to shove a cactus up their dick if annoyed.

He can read, write, and speak Danish, German, and English.

Red Demoman aka Tavish Finnegan DeGroot is from Scotland always having a fascination with everything explosive even as a young child though experimenting with explosive at that young of an age did cost him his eye.

His parents were supportive of his explosion loving spirit though overtime they lost their sight due to their jobs as bomb makers, that however didn't stop them from continuing to do their job and supporting their son.

He is questioning his sexuality.

Eye socket is haunted due to Merasmus dicking around along with that his organs can obey him at will except his liver.

Despite seeming drunk a lot of the time he knows to pace himself.... Sometimes.

Cares about his team greatly and will literally fight anyone who says they are pieces of shit.

Blu Demoman

Grey asexual

Grew up in a quaint village in Scotland

Despite his eye not being missing he wears an eyepatch due to not being able to see out of that eye after an accident with a ram and a fence.

Does not have control over his internal organs but Merasmus dicked around to where he can pop one of his eyes fully out to freak out others, kinda a pain to get it back it but functions fine.

Loves his teammates in a platonic way.

Red Heavy aka Mikhail or Misha is a very protective man loving his mom and 3 sisters dearly, he made sure they had a safe place back in Russia before he had to go to America for mercenary work.

Anytime he can see his family it always makes him happy even just hearing their voices on phone calls.

He can fluently write and read English despite having some trouble pronouncing English words, he is a man of creativity as well as strength often in free time reading a book or writing poetry.

He sees the team as loved ones

Gives some great hugs!

Demisexual and pansexual

Blu Heavy comes from a single mother having grown up slightly isolated from others due to gunshots raining outside, eventually they had to flee ending up in America.

He took the job to support his mother who grew ill anytime he can he always calls her and checks up on her, she's doing well he hopes one day he can see her again.

He loves the team as family and it has been a long tine since he felt this kind of security from a home even if it may be a lil loud.

Questioning

Red Sniper aka Mick Mundy is from Australia, he grew up in a sort of rural area lots of open fields he used to shoot cans in with his slingshot.

He is adopted and he knows but his mom and dad love him so much and he loves them so much back, of course finding out who is birth parents are he decided on holiday to fly out and surprise them a lot of tears were shed by all three of them.

He prefers to sleep out in his van but got pestered by the others to sometimes use the house so he can get a good nights rest in a bed that'll fit him.

Got the idea of using jarate after accidently spilling a jar of piss on a blue Scout while he was trying to take a leak.

He cares a lot for his team and despite the loudness that can happen he loves em.

MLM and polyamerous

Blu Sniper

Grew up on farmland in New Zealand for most of his childhood until moving to Australia when he was 11.

Very quiet and snuck up on many people by accident so much his grandpa joked about him being a mouse.

Took archery in highschool and was extremely good at it.

Applied for the job since he wanted a change of scenery and despite needing a little training on how to use a gun quickly learned how to use it.

Doesn't really like sleeping in his van but doesn't like a big bedroom either so sleeps in a storage closet no one was using.

Loves the team a great deal.

Cupiosexual

Red Spy

Prefers to just go by his alias Spy the only ones who know his true name is Scout's mom (Elenora) and Medic.

A father to 8 sons he had to leave due to his work threatening their safety if he stayed, didn't even know his youngest son was part of his team until Medic said that him and Scout were related.

He doesn't want awkward tension to be in the air so decides to wait for a good moment to say it and despite not seeming like he cares about Scout he really does.

Cares for most of the team.

Gynesexual

Grew up in France and sometimes speaks French mainly to himself in annoyance or to confuse others.

Has some nicknames for some of the team calls scout lapin (rabbit) which Scout thinks always means bitch.

Blu Spy

Much like Red never gives out his name but only the administrator knows.

Has no clue he's Scout's father just barely remembers he had a relationship with a women for awhile before having to leave, the only reason Scout knows is because of an old picture that showed they dated for awhile Spy just doesn't remember much due to Medic's medical experiments.

Accidently got cloned from some machine engie was working on, has not seen his clone for a long while.

Abrosexual

From France but moved to America due to dangerous people trying to hightail his ass.

Mainly speaks in French when pissed tf off.

That's all I got so far! I hope it is okay if anything may be offensive please let me know! I hope to make some mutuals in this fandom.

[leorawright]

I consider you to be my parent/hj AKSO HELLOOOO OTHER ANONS!! I HAVE A GIFT FOR YOU ALL!!

Tf2 and overwatch headcanons!

Tf2

-demo is lgbt (idk what kinda lgbt he is, hes just not straight.), he realized he was gay bc he had a male celebrity crush and thought it was normal.

-sniper likes to decorate his van for Christmas, but since he was raised in the outback and didn't get snow he almost never goes outside in winter and has like 8 space heaters in his van.

-Heavy and medic=bisexual icons. They both have a preference for men n kiss sometimes(probs alot)

-scout is pansexual and has adhd/dyslexia (this is bc i say so)

-sniper is asexual and 100% would cuddle with anyone, he once slept on the couch

- spy is genderfluid and perfers he/she pronouns!!

-soldier is Trans male (also cause I say so) and he changed his name to Jane doe cause his parents said they didn't know who he was lol.

-scout like lemonade(REAL!!) he drinks that shit uppppp

-Mrs Pauling is a lesbian n had a secret girlfriend throughout high-school fffr!

Overwatch but only the junkers

-junkrat is pansexual and asexual, I don't think he's that horny ever, ew

-roadhog is asexual and cupioromantic!! He likes the idea of love n often wonders if he'll ever have an so!

-Odessa is a lesbian. Sorry boys she just is I'm sorry😔💔

-star anon☆

ALL THESE HEADCANNONS ARE GREAT!

Also I'm in no way parent material but if you ever need someone to talk to my dm's are open

[kayzig]

Rosen of Chroneria: Chapter 3

A bit of a mechanical run-down, first, as I am going to open with how I finally set up Rosen's Fate Aspects and Stunts! I also shifted his skill pyramid around since I think I learned a lot about him from Inkling to Final Draft.

I went almost completely seat-of-the-pants with oracles, and had a Celtic cross tarot reading that came pretty darn close to 100% actuality...

Let's take a look at those, for those who are interested in the mechanics - if that sounds boring, go ahead and scroll til you see STORY START in all-caps!

This is the final load-out for Rosen's Aspects.

High Concept: The Infernal Stranger of Chroneria Trouble: Hungry Hungry Hedonist Relationship: Judge Regent Alistair Has My Sworn Protection Free Aspects: Made Of Diamonds in a World Of Clay I Rise To Demolish Any Challenge…ANY Challenge

I think that High Concept is a lot of fun for giving him a very "Conan The Adventurer" vibe, and that Trouble aspect is good for reflecting that maintaining a huge semi-demonic bodybuilder will probably require a lot of calorie intake, and the concept of a "hedonist" in the Port of Lamour, with all its wealth and temptation, will create some interesting resistance for him.

Relationship-wise, I think the dice rolls really chose Alistair and his wife to be an anchor, to familiarize the Stranger to Chroneria in time.

For his free aspects, the "Made of Diamonds" one is dual-sided; maybe he could invoke it to get a better roll against environmental damage or an attack shift! Or, for comedic effect, maybe he sometimes just sometimes pulls a door off its hinges. I think about how this reflects on the character, and decide that his Stealth skill is probably not as good as I originally thought it could be, and make him worse at it, making him better at Empathy, instead, as he seems to rather easily care about the people entering his life.

The last aspect was fun to think about as the classic "warrior applying his sense of honor to every situation" - challenging Rosen to a duel? HE ACCEPTS! Challenging Rosen to see if he can move your couch in under 5 minutes? HA-HA, YOU WILL REGRET DOUBTING HIM! Challenging Rosen to see just how many pancakes he can eat? STAND BACK AND PREPARE TO BE AMAZED!

For his Stunts, I make a mock-up of a Barbarian's "Reckless Attack" feature from D&D, gave him the "Enduring" stunt to reduce the severity of a moderate physical consequence to a mild consequence once per session, and gave him a custom ability called "First Impression" to give him a +2 bonus when dealing with less familiar people who would be influenced by Rosen's heroic stature.

With that all aside…STORY START!

Rosen will have zero consequences and full refresh/stress for any further shenanigans.

I had ran a divination event to figure out how Chelise will feel, and used it to focus up and push myself to improve my accuracy on reading the Fate Chart dice rolls - I have a bad mix of ADHD/dyscalculia/dyslexia! It makes me constantly confuse that a LOW roll is a "no" and a HIGH roll on Fate Chart dice is a "yes" - I want to get better at that, and now you can join me, haha.

Operating on a 7 Chaos Level after the attack, at least for immediate feelings.

I got a "yes" when asking if Chelise would be more angry about this than scared; she is angry about things, but she only took one stress from a very non-lethal attack via the Sky Legion Scout, and was more incapacitated than "zero hp." She also understands the complexities of this weird situation, and further questions reveals that she wouldn't ask Alistair to get RID of Rosen, because while he's why they were attacked, he is also why they're safe.

I go for a Passage/Domain roll to dig for any potential clue-ins on her anger that I am only taking at face value Q: Domain Roll! Why is she angry? A: (I roll a Green d20 to center the Sky Legion) Power (A Purple d20 for her Environment) Weakness (my standard NPC d20 for her sense of self) Earth

My interpretation from this is that she married a powerful man as a way to keep herself close to power - but the guys who came in were even MORE powerful, could have easily teamed up and taken out her husband and his men if Rosen hadn't been there, and exposed that her home isn't as well-protected as they had felt. This has brought her "back down to earth".

In lieu of all this, the assassination, the infiltration of her home and her being attacked, her husband also being attacked…

Q: Would she demand that Rosen be used for their personal defense? (VERY Likely) A: 18 -EXCEPTIONAL yes - this is very definitely a DEMAND and not a REQUEST! "You went out and found a big dangerous man to bring home? Fine, but he's going to make sure this doesn't HAPPEN to me again!"

Alistair certainly loves his wife, and would have a hard time saying no to her, but would he ask Rosen? This is a huge hunky beefcake who he DOESN'T know THAT well, and who would suddenly be around his wife all the time, even when he isn't, and Alistair has that sense of "this me wife" machismo about Chelise.

Q: Would Alistair agree to this? (50/50) A: 36 -Yes, he is his wife's bitch.

Let's play with the Fate dice!

Alistair would like to make it a request to Rosen that he do this, and Rosen wouldn't be likely to turn it down for any reason, but: Rosen will see this as a chance to have access to someone who may be more amenable than Alistair to give him details on how to hunt down this assassin Rosen had decided he should PROBABLY just kill.

Alistair's Empathy (+2) versus Rosen's Deceive (-1!!!).

This reads to me as a situation of "hey pal, could you do this for me?" only to get a "…suuuuuuuuure…heh heh" kind of answer. Alistair absolutely sense that there's an ulterior motive, and will use Rapport to try and coerce the truth out of Rosen (Will to resist saying too much?).

Alistair's Rapport (+2) versus Rosen's Will (+5).

They're at a stalemate and will need a tie-breaker to win a 2 out of 3! Alistair knows that Rosen is acting suddenly cagey, and needs to know that his wife will be safe if he is entrusting her to Rosen.

I originally ended this with a final roll, but now that I have all of the details on the table, I think this is absolutely a sort of "GM compel" against Rosen's aspect, "Judge Regent Alistair Has My Sworn Protection". Rosen accepts, gaining a bonus Fate Point to spend.

From here, I did a Tarot reading to figure out what this day holds, since I didn't play for a bit and was feeling a little disconnected. I started with a single card pull and got the 2 of Cups! That feels like it relates to how this is about to complicate Chelise and Alistair's marriage, so I set out to do a full Celtic cross reading.

My overall take-away from it is that while all three of them are currently carrying their problems separately, and their over-reliance on the current "industry standard" or their lack of knowledge on their new undertakings is leaving them uncertain, and will end unsuccessfully if they don't focus on one thing and work to resolve it.

I roll a Passage Domain for all the major elements of the plot at the moment with the following results:

Rosen - 20; Power (I am reading this in Francesca Fiore's voice) Alistair - 14; Stillness Chelise - 10; Portals (again?!) The Assassin - 14 (again?!?!) The Remaining 2 Sky Legion Scouts - 4; Air (…) The Good Ship Justice's Crew - 6; Light and lastly, the Port of Lamour - 8; VIOLENCE!

I count on not Alistair and the Assassin to be inactive, with the former stepping out to do his actual job, with the latter being a very serious focus. I also decide to ask the Fate Chart, though it is Unlikely: is the Assassin known to the present characters (though they may not KNOW, you know)? With a 75, that's a no. I think that wherever the Good Ship Justice's crew is, they're probably trying to keep out of trouble (keeping it 'light'), and the last Sky Legion scouts got their information and returned home.

A clarification Tarot card for Chelise revealed the 2 of Swords. I start asking some oracle questions. 50/50 odds, on a Chaos 7

Q: Is the portal magic? A: 69. Heh. Shit, that's a yes.

Q: Is the Sky Legion making another attempt on the house once repairs are started while Alistair's away? A: 17, for a nearly EXCEPTIONAL yes.

Q: Are the Legion Scouts out for blood? A: 51: yeah.

I return to the map and begin writing up aspects, and give a bonus Aspect to Alistair for that nat 20 Power roll, because why not! I've been playing a lot of Fallout NV so I just give him the "Well-Rested" aspect for the scene, with one free invoke.

I roll 2d6 to find that there are 7 guards of Alistair's here, and given that the Sky Legion scouts are out for blood (and I've figured out how to adjust the challenges of their character sheets, oops oops), I roll them 3d6: 13 of them, pretty heckin' unlucky.

One last roll reveals that 3 different portals open. One last Fate question of: are the Scouts mostly inside? A 95 means no, so we have staggered waves…but are Alistair's guards mostly inside? I think it's unlikely given that they are watching the grounds, not operating under magical presumptions, and I think Chelise would PUSH for her home to still feel non-militant inside. An 84 on that roll means no - so I break up the Conflict.

I need to figure out a better way to track the rules of combat in Fate, especially for the mini mob fights I have been doing or if my homebrew rules are doing okay at this for my needs, but this fight still wound up very dramatic!

How it started? The minor guards all rocked their defense rolls, the Sky Legion whiffed all their attack rolls, and there was a great moment for Rosen to ask Chelise if her home life is always this exciting, before he wiped out 3 guys with one attack roll. Chelise got to answer "NO IT ISN'T" before fleeing.

How it ended? Only two of the House guards survived, Rosen took on a moderate and a severe consequence to resist some pretty heavy damage, killed all 13 scouts, chasing the last two into the streets, and Chelise was left trying to figure out how to girlboss the remaining guards into making order out of the mess of corpses in the guarden while also sending out word to Alistair that she is having The Worst day.

Rosen is going to use his stunt, Enduring, to reduce the Moderate Consequence of "Gut Stab" down to a Mild Consequence of "Flesh Wound", and is totally out of fate points.

Chelise makes a +3 Rapport role to get the guards to regroup, gathering up the Sky Legion scouts, and Rosen makes a +1 Empathy roll to do well enough to figure out he ought to help. One of the guards is sent out to bring word to Alistair, which leaves Chelise, a minor NPC with no fighting or healing abilities, with trying to just gather Rosen back inside so he can lay down or something, given that he is still holding on to a severe injury that needs to be healed to recover.

This has ramped things up further, so let's do an 8 Chaos…and consider this scene closed.

I have just a few more questions of the Fate chart and may have some subsequent world-building to do afterwards, and because I WANT it to be so, we'll do Likely.

Q: Will Chelise be able to get Rosen to a Healer? A: 38, yes!

Q: Will they be trustworthy? 50/50 A: 52, yes.

Q: Is it magical healing? 50/50 A: 25, yes.

Lastly….will the violent atmosphere of Port Lamour complicate this? 50/50 A: 36….yup.

Lots to consider…but I think this is more than I thought I'd get into just for today, and a lot to resolve next time. I'll definitely have to spend a bit more time figuring out the best way to stat combat out and what sort of extras/etc healing require.