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Just a friendly reminder, that if you're still alive you aren't struggling with depression
Depression is struggling with you
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I’m not depressed but I’ll uh beat up depression for you if you want I can go get my bat and uh yeah really just bash it in until it’s good and bloody and bruised can’t be much different than anything else
#scout speaks#tf2#tf2 scout#tf2 ask blog#scout tf2#tf2 fanart#tf2 rp blog#team fortress 2#Scout would definitely try and beat up mental illness#Therapy? Nah#bat to the face#Author is not depressed#Author is just very busy working on thesis and such#OOC if you have concerns about the author’s character see the pinned post
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...BOO!
@askthemechanic
YEAH CAUSE ITS OKTOEBER
#scout speaks#tf2#tf2 scout#tf2 ask blog#tf2 fanart#tf2 rp blog#scout tf2#Author is very busy#But here is scout’s Halloween costume#He’s just a goofy guy#OOC if you have concerns about the author’s character see the pinned post
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ILL NEVR BE FRECNH ILL BREAK THE EYEFULL TOWER WITH MY BAT
Wait Spy are you still technically my father or am i finally free from being related to a frenchie
FRENCH. 🫵
#Scout speaks#TF2#tf2 fanart#tf2 ask blog#tf2 rp blog#The author has decided to probably do digital sketches#because editing photos of physical sketches is very time consuming#scout refuses to be french#he will glare at baguettes#he’s too far in denial#OOC if you have concerns about the author’s character see the pinned post
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Yeah cause if we are doing reapers psycho logic then it’s all backwards
is it actually true that red scout smells like socks?
Yeah, it's true. You think I'd be lyin' about that??
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WE CAN HEAR U OVER HERE
how come ur always screaming so much
I AM NOT SCREAMING!! AND IF I WAS, IT WOULD BE SO THAT EVERYONE CAN HEAR ME AND SO I CAN GET MY POINT ACROSS, MAGGOT!!!!!
#Scout speaks#tf2#tf2 scout#tf2 rp blog#tf2 ask blog#Scout says as if he doesn’t stay up til 1 am anyway#drinking energy drinks and playing games#OOC if you have concerns about the character of the author see the pinned post
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U MAY HAVE IDEUTCRACY BUT I DONT
Aight, which wise guy thought that "scoutlings" was a good name huh?
i aint pointin fingers but.. @backstabbing-spook, this your fault, aint it?
#Scout speaks#tf2#tf2 rp blog#tf2 scout#tf2 ask blog#Scout may not be an idiot#But I definitely am!#and he probably is too let’s be honest here#OOC if you have concerns about the authors character see the pinned post
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WHAT ABOUT HOT DOGS
It is still Oktoberfest.
@the-red-medic
@eagle-head-charge
@misha-the-heavy-weapons-guy
@engiehere
@professional-sniper
@lord-of-pyroland
And the Scoutlings, yes.
@bonkbonkbonkboinkbonk
@the-green-scout
@scouttf2irlnotfake
@blu-scout-the-cooler-scout
Ugh…
@sapphire-dagger
@freakinblurr
@blu-solly-in-da-lobby
DONE.
As I was.
Are we having any Oktoberfest celebrations?
#Scout speaks#tf2#tf2 scout#tf2 ask blog#tf2 rp blog#Scout is using hot dogs as an excuse to go to social functions#He likes socializing and claiming he just likes the snacks#is a convenient way to act aloof#… he does really like the snacks though#OOC if you have concerns about the author’s character see the pinned post
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I WON MARIO KART
me n the PALS chillin
@speedy-scout-is-cool @blu-scout-the-cooler-scout
#Scout speaks#tf2#tf2 scout#tf2 ask blog#tf2 rp blog#Scout only won the first round#he got his ass whooped after because he got cocky#OOC if you have concerns about the author’s character see the pinned post
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DONT BE FRENSCH THATLL FIX IT
Docteur.
How to cure the sorrow within?
“Oh… vell… that’s not vhat I’m used to dealing vith…. Miss Helena might be more of help zhen me… My apologies Spy”
#Scout speaks#tf2#tf2 scout#tf2 ask blog#Scout doesn’t hate French people#he just hates spy#and that’s like the same thing#OOC if you have concerns about the author of this blog see the pinned post
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I guess it does sound like reverse psycho logically so yeah uh I’m gay yeah take that suckers I’m going to get the most girls yeah more than you can imagine
is it actually true that red scout smells like socks?
Yeah, it's true. You think I'd be lyin' about that??
#Scout speaks#tf2#tf2 rp blog#tf2 scout#scout#team fortress scout#tf2 ask blog#Oh scout#oh scout you absolute fool#Don’t worry your father is already disappointed#OOC if you have concerns about the author’s character see the pinned post
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NUH UH THE BIRDS AND BEES MAKE BABIES NOT STOREKS
scout... i think you..... maybe came from that eiffel tower yourself mate......
You better be joking.
There is no way in HELL I came from the eiffel tower. I came from a freakin' stork that delivered me to my MA you moron!! Storks deliver babies. Everyone knows this!!
#Scout speaks#tf2#tf2 scout#tf2 rp blog#team fortress 2#team fortress two#tf2 ask blog#Does any scout know anything about children#or women for that matter#WHO WILL TEACH THESE BOYS THESE THINGS#OOC if you have concerns about the character of the author see the pinned post
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this doesn’t make any sense if I’m straight I say I’m gay and if you’re gay you say you’re straight so uh hold on a second you said you’re straight so uh hold on I’m gonna draw a graph
is it actually true that red scout smells like socks?
Yeah, it's true. You think I'd be lyin' about that??
#Scout speaks#tf2#tf2 rp blog#tf2 scout#tf2 ask blog#Scout is very confused#where are his father figures when he needs them#nowhere to be found#OOC if you have concerns about the author’s character see the pinned post
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wait if a gay person is saying they ain’t gay does that make me gay uh if I say I ain’t gay so then what am I supposed to say then if I ain’t gay
is it actually true that red scout smells like socks?
Yeah, it's true. You think I'd be lyin' about that??
#Scout speaks#tf2#tf2 rp blog#tf2 scout#tf2 ask blog#why tf is tf2 ass pancakes a “popular” tag rn#what does that even mean#Anyway scout speech to text moment#he put a lot of work into being “straight”#Can’t mess it up now!#OOC if you have concerns about the author’s character see the pinned post
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Hehehe
one reblog equals one centimeter lost off of engineer’s height
#Scout speaks#tf2#tf2 scout#tf2 ask blog#OOC if you have concerns about the author’s character see the pinned post
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Real
wiener
#Scout speaks#tf2#tf2 scout#tf2 ask blog#Scout takes this entirely unironically#OOC if you have concerns about the author’s character see the pinned post
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SCOUT!
OI, some good for nobody has stolen me hat!
If I find you, best hope I don’t have my gun on me…
#Scout speaks#tf2#tf2 scout#tf2 ask blog#Scout just wants to feel included#He learned how to change the color of text and thinks it’s the coolest thing ever#OOC if you have concerns about the author’s character see the pinned post
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HBDJSBIWKNSIJWNSFDSK
guys i cant stop laughing at this fucking image I drew
i keep drawing it everywhere its so funny
fuckass spydog
i was having a hard time with a drawing and I drew this and I think its the funniest thing I've ever made
#Scout speaks#tf2#tf2 scout#tf2 ask blog#Scout greatly enjoys this#And anything that remotely makes spy look ridiculous#he can’t look all suave and fancy all the time!#leave some for the rest of us!#OOC if you have any concerns about the author’s character see the pinned post
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