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speedy-scout-is-cool · 10 hours

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DONT BE FRENSCH THATLL FIX IT

Docteur.

How to cure the sorrow within?

“Oh… vell… that’s not vhat I’m used to dealing vith…. Miss Helena might be more of help zhen me… My apologies Spy”

#Scout speaks #tf2 #tf2 scout #tf2 ask blog #Scout doesn’t hate French people #he just hates spy #and that’s like the same thing #OOC if you have concerns about the author of this blog see the pinned post

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speedy-scout-is-cool · 14 hours

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I guess it does sound like reverse psycho logically so yeah uh I’m gay yeah take that suckers I’m going to get the most girls yeah more than you can imagine

is it actually true that red scout smells like socks?

Yeah, it's true. You think I'd be lyin' about that??

#Scout speaks #tf2 #tf2 rp blog #tf2 scout #scout #team fortress scout #tf2 ask blog #Oh scout #oh scout you absolute fool #Don’t worry your father is already disappointed #OOC if you have concerns about the author’s character see the pinned post

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speedy-scout-is-cool · 14 hours

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NUH UH THE BIRDS AND BEES MAKE BABIES NOT STOREKS

scout... i think you..... maybe came from that eiffel tower yourself mate......

You better be joking.

There is no way in HELL I came from the eiffel tower. I came from a freakin' stork that delivered me to my MA you moron!! Storks deliver babies. Everyone knows this!!

#Scout speaks #tf2 #tf2 scout #tf2 rp blog #team fortress 2 #team fortress two #tf2 ask blog #Does any scout know anything about children #or women for that matter #WHO WILL TEACH THESE BOYS THESE THINGS #OOC if you have concerns about the character of the author see the pinned post

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speedy-scout-is-cool · 14 hours

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this doesn’t make any sense if I’m straight I say I’m gay and if you’re gay you say you’re straight so uh hold on a second you said you’re straight so uh hold on I’m gonna draw a graph

is it actually true that red scout smells like socks?

Yeah, it's true. You think I'd be lyin' about that??

#Scout speaks #tf2 #tf2 rp blog #tf2 scout #tf2 ask blog #Scout is very confused #where are his father figures when he needs them #nowhere to be found #OOC if you have concerns about the author’s character see the pinned post

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speedy-scout-is-cool · 14 hours

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wait if a gay person is saying they ain’t gay does that make me gay uh if I say I ain’t gay so then what am I supposed to say then if I ain’t gay

is it actually true that red scout smells like socks?

Yeah, it's true. You think I'd be lyin' about that??

#Scout speaks #tf2 #tf2 rp blog #tf2 scout #tf2 ask blog #why tf is tf2 ass pancakes a “popular” tag rn #what does that even mean #Anyway scout speech to text moment #he put a lot of work into being “straight”#Can’t mess it up now!#OOC if you have concerns about the author’s character see the pinned post

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speedy-scout-is-cool · 15 hours

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Hehehe

one reblog equals one centimeter lost off of engineer’s height

#Scout speaks #tf2 #tf2 scout #tf2 ask blog #OOC if you have concerns about the author’s character see the pinned post

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speedy-scout-is-cool · 16 hours

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Real

wiener

#Scout speaks #tf2 #tf2 scout #tf2 ask blog #Scout takes this entirely unironically #OOC if you have concerns about the author’s character see the pinned post

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speedy-scout-is-cool · 16 hours

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SCOUT!

OI, some good for nobody has stolen me hat!

If I find you, best hope I don’t have my gun on me…

#Scout speaks #tf2 #tf2 scout #tf2 ask blog #Scout just wants to feel included #He learned how to change the color of text and thinks it’s the coolest thing ever #OOC if you have concerns about the author’s character see the pinned post

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speedy-scout-is-cool · 16 hours

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HBDJSBIWKNSIJWNSFDSK

guys i cant stop laughing at this fucking image I drew

i keep drawing it everywhere its so funny

fuckass spydog

i was having a hard time with a drawing and I drew this and I think its the funniest thing I've ever made

#Scout speaks #tf2 #tf2 scout #tf2 ask blog #Scout greatly enjoys this #And anything that remotely makes spy look ridiculous #he can’t look all suave and fancy all the time!#leave some for the rest of us!#OOC if you have any concerns about the author’s character see the pinned post

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speedy-scout-is-cool · 16 hours

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U SAID U WOODNT TELL ANYONE

is it actually true that red scout smells like socks?

Yeah, it's true. You think I'd be lyin' about that??

#Scout speaks #tf2 #tf2 scout #tf2 ask blog #Does the author even know what scout is talking about here #no #no she does not #but it sure does make for some amusing theories #OOC if you have any concerns about the author’s character see pinned post

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speedy-scout-is-cool · 22 hours

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speedy scout is DUMB

- lime green scout

IM BEHIND U

#Scout speaks #tf2 #tf2 scout #tf2 ask blog #Scout tries so hard to be intimidating #He’s kind of like a rabid squirrel in terms of intimidation #Small screaming and might still somehow kill you #OOC if you have concerns about the author’s character see the pinned post

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speedy-scout-is-cool · 23 hours

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THATSS JUST A SRAWING IVE GOT MORE MUSSLES THAN U

What do you think of this “incredibly accurate” portrait I drew of you?

(My highlighter was fucking DYING, so thats why theres the random orange scribbles)

Holy crap, I'm. Freakin'. BEAUUTIFUL!!

Oh man, I am going to show this off to everyone and the rest of the team while showing them these MUSCLES (he is flexing).

I'm showin' that stupid virgin' RED Scout who's boss here!!

(ooc: LMAOAO I fucking LOVE this drawing dude, I cackled so hard when I saw it. I fr went into a coughing fit😭😭. Thank you for making this masterpiece💥💥).

#Scout speaks #tf2 #tf2 scout #tf2 ask blog #This is amazing that’s a beautiful sketch #Scout is horribly jealous of it #OOC if you have concerns about the author’s character see the pinned post

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speedy-scout-is-cool · 23 hours

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Miss Paul lean

deeply obsessed with this

#Scout speaks #Tf2 #tf2 scout #tf2 ask blog #ah scout ever the hopeless romantic #Bring her a bucket of chicken and call it a day #OOC if you have concerns about the author’s character see the pinned post

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speedy-scout-is-cool · 2 days

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I WILL NOCK OUT YOUR TEETH

Hey everybody, the names' Scout. Specifically from the BLU team (builders league united). Not to get confused with the STINKY Red team.

Anywho.. Miss Pauling (please answer me) told all of us and the other mercs to get this app or somethin'... for some reason and somethin' somethin'... I wasn't paying attention too much. Too busy counting how many freakin' heads I batted in.

So I guess I'm 'supposed to answer questions? Or somethin'? Unsure how this works. Signing off, Blu Scout.

#Scout speaks #tf2 #tf2 scout #tf2 ask blog #And then they beat each other up #and came back to their respective bases with bruises and wounded pride #and got a lecture from Engineer about picking their battles #And medic healed them but may have also done some experimentation on their blood types out of spite #OOC if you have concerns about the author of this blog see the pinned post

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speedy-scout-is-cool · 2 days

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I am going to set spys bed on fire be back in time for dinner