speedy-scout-is-cool
Scout’s Cool Blog of Cool Stuff
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Grass grows birds fly sun shines and brother I hurt people *TF2 Scout Fanblog* PFP from comics and banner from stock photos* Main account is @VariantDM so if I accidentally reblog from it forgive me
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speedy-scout-is-cool · 1 month ago
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Just a friendly reminder, that if you're still alive you aren't struggling with depression
Depression is struggling with you
-🪐
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I’m not depressed but I’ll uh beat up depression for you if you want I can go get my bat and uh yeah really just bash it in until it’s good and bloody and bruised can’t be much different than anything else
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speedy-scout-is-cool · 1 month ago
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...BOO!
@askthemechanic
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YEAH CAUSE ITS OKTOEBER
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speedy-scout-is-cool · 1 month ago
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ILL NEVR BE FRECNH ILL BREAK THE EYEFULL TOWER WITH MY BAT
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Wait Spy are you still technically my father or am i finally free from being related to a frenchie
FRENCH. 🫵
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speedy-scout-is-cool · 1 month ago
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Yeah cause if we are doing reapers psycho logic then it’s all backwards
is it actually true that red scout smells like socks?
Yeah, it's true. You think I'd be lyin' about that??
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speedy-scout-is-cool · 1 month ago
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WE CAN HEAR U OVER HERE
how come ur always screaming so much
I AM NOT SCREAMING!! AND IF I WAS, IT WOULD BE SO THAT EVERYONE CAN HEAR ME AND SO I CAN GET MY POINT ACROSS, MAGGOT!!!!!
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speedy-scout-is-cool · 1 month ago
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U MAY HAVE IDEUTCRACY BUT I DONT
Aight, which wise guy thought that "scoutlings" was a good name huh?
i aint pointin fingers but.. @backstabbing-spook, this your fault, aint it?
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speedy-scout-is-cool · 1 month ago
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WHAT ABOUT HOT DOGS
It is still Oktoberfest.
@the-red-medic
@eagle-head-charge
@misha-the-heavy-weapons-guy
@engiehere
@professional-sniper
@lord-of-pyroland
And the Scoutlings, yes.
@bonkbonkbonkboinkbonk
@the-green-scout
@scouttf2irlnotfake
@blu-scout-the-cooler-scout
Ugh…
@sapphire-dagger
@freakinblurr
@blu-solly-in-da-lobby
DONE.
As I was.
Are we having any Oktoberfest celebrations?
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speedy-scout-is-cool · 1 month ago
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I WON MARIO KART
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me n the PALS chillin
@speedy-scout-is-cool @blu-scout-the-cooler-scout
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speedy-scout-is-cool · 1 month ago
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DONT BE FRENSCH THATLL FIX IT
Docteur.
How to cure the sorrow within?
“Oh… vell… that’s not vhat I’m used to dealing vith…. Miss Helena might be more of help zhen me… My apologies Spy”
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speedy-scout-is-cool · 1 month ago
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I guess it does sound like reverse psycho logically so yeah uh I’m gay yeah take that suckers I’m going to get the most girls yeah more than you can imagine
is it actually true that red scout smells like socks?
Yeah, it's true. You think I'd be lyin' about that??
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speedy-scout-is-cool · 1 month ago
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NUH UH THE BIRDS AND BEES MAKE BABIES NOT STOREKS
scout... i think you..... maybe came from that eiffel tower yourself mate......
You better be joking.
There is no way in HELL I came from the eiffel tower. I came from a freakin' stork that delivered me to my MA you moron!! Storks deliver babies. Everyone knows this!!
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speedy-scout-is-cool · 1 month ago
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this doesn’t make any sense if I’m straight I say I’m gay and if you’re gay you say you’re straight so uh hold on a second you said you’re straight so uh hold on I’m gonna draw a graph
is it actually true that red scout smells like socks?
Yeah, it's true. You think I'd be lyin' about that??
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speedy-scout-is-cool · 1 month ago
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wait if a gay person is saying they ain’t gay does that make me gay uh if I say I ain’t gay so then what am I supposed to say then if I ain’t gay
is it actually true that red scout smells like socks?
Yeah, it's true. You think I'd be lyin' about that??
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speedy-scout-is-cool · 1 month ago
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Hehehe
one reblog equals one centimeter lost off of engineer’s height
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speedy-scout-is-cool · 1 month ago
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Real
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wiener
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speedy-scout-is-cool · 1 month ago
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SCOUT!
OI, some good for nobody has stolen me hat!
If I find you, best hope I don’t have my gun on me…
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speedy-scout-is-cool · 1 month ago
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HBDJSBIWKNSIJWNSFDSK
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guys i cant stop laughing at this fucking image I drew
i keep drawing it everywhere its so funny
fuckass spydog
i was having a hard time with a drawing and I drew this and I think its the funniest thing I've ever made
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