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princessartseyrandomness · 2 years ago

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Hope to make some tf2 mutuals anyway uhm lil dumb headcannons

Red Scout aka Jeremy has ADHD after battle some days he can be found on the floor with Pyro. When he's overstimulated Scout will make semi verbal responses when spoken to but mainly he'll just be silent.

Due to his trouble reading it's mainly overlooked dyslexia he had that figured out when Medic got bored and ran some tests.

Runs in place and hand flaps when happy stimming also verbal stims sometimes.

Bisexual

Sees a lot of the team as family except Spy doesn't even know Spy is his dad.

Loves his Ma and his brothers when he can talk to them his mood seems to brighten a lot that day.

Was a leash child and played baseball up till senior year.

From uptown Boston

Scarily flexible

Blu Scout was a nicu baby he needs and inhaler outside of battles since respawn isn't active outside of battle.

His name is Tobias but prefers Toby or just his title Scout.

Pansexual

The youngest of three kids his two eldest siblings both being sisters, he misses them since they all are usually busy but when he can call them he's always happy.

On the autism spectrum

Collects little trinkets

Grew up near downtown Boston

Knows Spy is him and his sisters father however refuses to let anyone know he knows.

Thinks of most of the team as loved ones.

Played baseball with friends he never really wanted to go big on it.

Knows French and easily translates what Spy says yet keeps it to himself.

Red Pyro is aroace and goes by they/he

Mainly under the influence of the pyro vision goggles leading to delusions and hallucinations, when the suit is off they act kind of the same if not a little disoriented for a few minutes.

On the autism spectrum sometimes joins Scout on the floor when overstimulated, mainly tactile stims.

Severe burn scars underneath suit was very surprised when the rest of the team weren't grossed out by them, still prefers the full body coverage of the suit even if they know they're safe.

Very kind and caring for the team.

They loves their nickname "Firebug" that was given by Engie.

Loves all of their teammates sees them as a giant family.

Blu Pyro is intersex, nonbinary, demisexual and aromantic.

Has hallucinations due to the first version of pyro vision goggles going wrong, the team is always there for them when they need it.

Has severe burns as well and prefers to hide them.

A super kind person, tells the best stories and enjoys gardening.

Red Engineer aka Dell Conagher is a very sweet guy.

MLM

He has zero clue why people call him a dilf he has never had children.

He has a 8 year old niece who looks up to him he likes to make her little gadgets and when she gets them he always gets a phone call of how happy she is, anytime he can get down to Texas he loves seeing his family.

Has a prosthetic hand under his glove due to a accident at his old job thus he made the gunslinger.

Has nicknames for many of his teammates and cares for them all greatly.

Likes to have bonfires and play his guitar.

Grew up around oil fields and always had a fascination with inventing and machines as a kid.

Doesn't see Blu's engie as an enemy as they both went to the same college for the same amount of PhD's they often fire compliments on the others handy work.

Blu Engineer is transgender (ftm) and polysexual

Has a lot of scars on his body

A very sweet soul loves making family recipes.

Grew up on a ranch in Texas has a pretty big family.

Always willing to help but very stubborn when asking for help especially when he's sick.

Cares greatly for his teammates kinda pesters Spy to let up on the smoking and for Scout to drink some water instead of BONK!

Sometimes sneaks out to see Red's engie to catch up, considers him a friend.

Red Soldier aka Mister Jane Doe, gave himself the name refusing to give out his real name due to the majority of his killing spree. Even though the war is over he refuses to tell even his teammates his real name.

Has some pretty bad PTSD however he doesn't let that stop him.

He's a straight ally

Has many pet raccoons Lieutenant Bites being the first one he somehow befriended.

The raccoons are only nice to soldier they know if a spy is dressed as him and attack.

Despite the very yelling nature he does care for his teammates, he will never outright show kindness to them on the battlefield but in the shared home he does ask if they are okay in a hushed tone if he feels something is wrong.

Gives amazing hugs

Somehow wakes up at 4 in the morning every single day even on ceasefire days.

Very stubborn when sick

Blu Soldier is aroace, he also got rejected from all branches of the military however he somehow snuck into the battlefield and made it rain hell for about 7 months before being found out and almost captured but ultimately let go due to him helping. Even not an official member he left as quietly as he came once it was over.

Somehow always makes friends with squirrels in the wilderness.

Has PTSD from sneaking on the battlefield however wouldn't have changed his decision to fight.

Does care a great deal for his team but tries not to get attached as he knows when its over they'll all go their separate ways.

Red Medic aka Josef Ludwig was a trauma surgeon, his fascination with anatomy and medical science and just science in general has always lead to morbid curiosity. However under contract he could not ethically preform the more gruesome experiments, until he witnessed a male coworker harassing a female patient who needed a liver transplant.

Throwing all sense of logic out of the window he knocked the guy out and began to harvest his liver and with an almost failed test got the transplant to be a success very carefully making sure his crime was not witnessed.

With the man still unconscious he decided to give into his curiosity and replaced the mans now missing liver with one from a monkey, where he got it no one knows. The man was extremely sick and passed away as the women was doing better recovering in the hospital.

Giving into his sick desires he tested on anyone who harmed or harassed his patients and innocent bystanders, until he got caught and his license revoked due to removing an entire skeleton from a horrible person. Even if he wasn't caught exactly in the act the new skeleton was in the office.

Instead of being arrested due to large fear he was sent to America to work with red team.

Being Red teams only doctor he does preform medical examinations to check on the well-being of his teammates, he also still preforms gruesome experiments even getting parts from unknown sources, at least 3 on the team have a second brain in some part of their body.

He has the head of a spy clone in his fridge not knowing how exactly he's still alive and fascinated by it, sometimes running tests on the head when he has time.

Despite his mentality he does care about his team, he sees them as loved ones if not sometimes annoying. He has experimented on himself a bit adding 8 more souls to his body thankfully none from the team.

Works with engineer sometimes.

Bisexual

Owns a few pet doves the one he bonded with so much being Archimedes, the doves chest is slightly stained red with blood due to trying to nest in chest cavities.

Most of his doves are free to fly outside Archimedes chooses to stay beside Medic most of the time.

Get him going on a subject he's interested in he will talk excitedly about it for a long while.

He does have some nicknames for the others however sone are in german which they most likely don't understand.

Can be very dorky

Blu Medic

Demiboy and pansexual, he was born in Denmark but grew up in Germany. Despite being almost as twisted as Red's medic they keeps it hidden.

Joined team Blu after getting his medical license mainly preforming on zombified bodies and neutralizing them so they don't get out or harm others (unless told to).

Has a pet cockatiel and bunge.

Does care greatly for his team though will not hesitate to tell them to shove a cactus up their dick if annoyed.

He can read, write, and speak Danish, German, and English.

Red Demoman aka Tavish Finnegan DeGroot is from Scotland always having a fascination with everything explosive even as a young child though experimenting with explosive at that young of an age did cost him his eye.

His parents were supportive of his explosion loving spirit though overtime they lost their sight due to their jobs as bomb makers, that however didn't stop them from continuing to do their job and supporting their son.

He is questioning his sexuality.

Eye socket is haunted due to Merasmus dicking around along with that his organs can obey him at will except his liver.

Despite seeming drunk a lot of the time he knows to pace himself.... Sometimes.

Cares about his team greatly and will literally fight anyone who says they are pieces of shit.

Blu Demoman

Grey asexual

Grew up in a quaint village in Scotland

Despite his eye not being missing he wears an eyepatch due to not being able to see out of that eye after an accident with a ram and a fence.

Does not have control over his internal organs but Merasmus dicked around to where he can pop one of his eyes fully out to freak out others, kinda a pain to get it back it but functions fine.

Loves his teammates in a platonic way.

Red Heavy aka Mikhail or Misha is a very protective man loving his mom and 3 sisters dearly, he made sure they had a safe place back in Russia before he had to go to America for mercenary work.

Anytime he can see his family it always makes him happy even just hearing their voices on phone calls.

He can fluently write and read English despite having some trouble pronouncing English words, he is a man of creativity as well as strength often in free time reading a book or writing poetry.

He sees the team as loved ones

Gives some great hugs!

Demisexual and pansexual

Blu Heavy comes from a single mother having grown up slightly isolated from others due to gunshots raining outside, eventually they had to flee ending up in America.

He took the job to support his mother who grew ill anytime he can he always calls her and checks up on her, she's doing well he hopes one day he can see her again.

He loves the team as family and it has been a long tine since he felt this kind of security from a home even if it may be a lil loud.

Questioning

Red Sniper aka Mick Mundy is from Australia, he grew up in a sort of rural area lots of open fields he used to shoot cans in with his slingshot.

He is adopted and he knows but his mom and dad love him so much and he loves them so much back, of course finding out who is birth parents are he decided on holiday to fly out and surprise them a lot of tears were shed by all three of them.

He prefers to sleep out in his van but got pestered by the others to sometimes use the house so he can get a good nights rest in a bed that'll fit him.

Got the idea of using jarate after accidently spilling a jar of piss on a blue Scout while he was trying to take a leak.

He cares a lot for his team and despite the loudness that can happen he loves em.

MLM and polyamerous

Blu Sniper

Grew up on farmland in New Zealand for most of his childhood until moving to Australia when he was 11.

Very quiet and snuck up on many people by accident so much his grandpa joked about him being a mouse.

Took archery in highschool and was extremely good at it.

Applied for the job since he wanted a change of scenery and despite needing a little training on how to use a gun quickly learned how to use it.

Doesn't really like sleeping in his van but doesn't like a big bedroom either so sleeps in a storage closet no one was using.

Loves the team a great deal.

Cupiosexual

Red Spy

Prefers to just go by his alias Spy the only ones who know his true name is Scout's mom (Elenora) and Medic.

A father to 8 sons he had to leave due to his work threatening their safety if he stayed, didn't even know his youngest son was part of his team until Medic said that him and Scout were related.

He doesn't want awkward tension to be in the air so decides to wait for a good moment to say it and despite not seeming like he cares about Scout he really does.

Cares for most of the team.

Gynesexual

Grew up in France and sometimes speaks French mainly to himself in annoyance or to confuse others.

Has some nicknames for some of the team calls scout lapin (rabbit) which Scout thinks always means bitch.

Blu Spy

Much like Red never gives out his name but only the administrator knows.

Has no clue he's Scout's father just barely remembers he had a relationship with a women for awhile before having to leave, the only reason Scout knows is because of an old picture that showed they dated for awhile Spy just doesn't remember much due to Medic's medical experiments.

Accidently got cloned from some machine engie was working on, has not seen his clone for a long while.

Abrosexual

From France but moved to America due to dangerous people trying to hightail his ass.

Mainly speaks in French when pissed tf off.

That's all I got so far! I hope it is okay if anything may be offensive please let me know! I hope to make some mutuals in this fandom.

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