#Saw a post about this

[ineffablyendless]

inspired by @magnusbae 's post about it here

KAITLYN:...andddd THAT was Kim Petras' and Sam Smith's Unholy, and you can stick it right to Andrew for requesting knowing damn fucking well it's two weeks too old to be relistened to again every goddamned time you turn the radio on. Good news is, you'll not be listening to ANY tunes for a good next 10 minutes or so, cus it's time for the obligatory radio host banter time

[AUTOMATED NOISE OF WHOOPS AND LOUD CHEERING]

ROSE: You can at least...TRY to sound a little more enthusiastic, Kate. You're the one getting paid to be here, between the two of us.

KAITLYN: And YOU can stand to be a little less sweet, Rosie, you're making the cynics in the studio feel bad.

ROSE: I'd say sorry if I didn't know that wasn't your default states

KAITLYN: (Laughs) There's the cheek it takes a blue moon to find! Folks, all 8 of our regular listeners, I know you're waiting for Hannah's routine Horoscope segment, so I'm afraid I'm going to have to be the one to break the news. She has, unfortunately, contracted COVID last month.

[AUTOMATED DISSAPOINTED "AWW-ING" NOISES]

ROSE: She's vaccinated, of course, take your shots guys!- and we're praying for her swift recovery. In a week or two, she'll be back here to answer your burning questions but in the mean time, that does mean we're down our usual reading segments.

KAITLYN: HOWEVER!

ROSE: Oh goodie.

KAITLYN: We WERE able to find a GUEST as a replacement this week, you'll never guess where we found him-

ROSE: I had this uncle, well, technically uncle, he owed me a couple of favours, it's this whole thing-

KAITLYN:-and it turns out he's an Oneirocritic, which is just bonkers-

ROSE: He's oneiro-something at least.

KAITLYN:-Which is really just a fancy word for a man who can read dreams, isn't that fantastic? This will be the first time I'm meeting him as well, actually, though he's waiting here in the studio, he'll be on in just a bit-

ROSE: If you're the sort to go through any of the student forums or your emails you'll have found we've opened shop for 3 dream-related questions to be answered this week. Thank you to everyone's who's pitched in their sensible questions, and if your question wasn't chosen for this week's segment, well, there's always Friday. I know we usually have a little twinkle going for Hannah, but that seemed a bit innapropriate for our new guest, so I hope you guys are alright with getting to know him first. Is that alright, Uncle Dream?

MORPHEUS:...I suppose it must be.

KAITLYN: (flustered) Oh my. Hello.

ROSE: I'm so glad you could make it, uncle Dream, I know how you're usually so busy and all.

MORPHEUS: I am. A man of my word, Rose Walker, and you speak truthfully of debts to be repaid. It is...the least I could do.

ROSE: Well, I appreciate it anyway. Would you like to introduce yourself to our listeners?

MORPHEUS: They know who I am. Men simply forget, in waking hours.

KAITLYN: Dyou, like, sorry. You don't happen to have an ASMR video account somewhere?

MORPHEUS:...I'm afraid I do not...?

ROSE: Ignore her, she's just a bit surprised is all, you have a really nice voice, is what she's trying to say.

MORPHEUS: (Amused) Do I? I am afraid it is a simple matter of perception, then, Rose Walker. I sound as the human mind would accept me to sound.

ROSE: She imagines you to sound really nice then. About the whole introduction thing-

MORPHEUS: Yes. Your listeners, dear Rose, my Dreamers, they are well-acquainted of me. I am the lull of their stubborn minds and the gentle wandering of passion-driven, soul-starved spirits, and I walk by your sides for a third of your lives. I need no more introduction as they would of an old friend.

ROSE: Well can they-can they know a name to call you? At least?

MORPHEUS: There is power. To names.

KAITLYN: It makes it easier for the records. You know. If we need to call you back.

ROSE: Which we probably dont need to by the end of the month.

KAITLYN: Do we have your number? Did you give your number to someone? Do you have one?

ROSE: It adds to the whole relatability thing too. And I've already called you Uncle Dream at least twice on-air, might be awkward for a bunch of strangers to refer you as uncle Dream for the next two segment's worth of questions, at least.

MORPHEUS: (Hums) You are of higher wisdom, then, of course, I concede. My names are vast, and many. Which would you prefer?

ROSE: Something simple? Easy? Maybe recognizable?

MORPHEUS: Recognizable. Yes. I suppose in such matters, my name you are most acquainted with in these times would be...the Sandman.

KAITLYN: The Sandman? Really?

ROSE: Aw, that's perfect, uncle Dream! It's my little brother's favourite bedtime story.

KAITLYN: Your nephew?

ROSE: I'm sure Jed'll love it Uncle Dream.

KAITLYN: Oh that is really cute. Shit.

ROSE: Ok Mr Sandman, are you ready for your first question?

MORPHEUS: I suppose I am, as you say, ready.

ROSE: Alright, so Mattie, 23 asks-

[violent138]

Starting to think a cooler headcanon for Clark’s upbringing might just be that the entire town of Smallville collectively decided to just go with it and accept that Martha and John's kid has superpowers, but we don't talk about it.

Someone's tractor gets stuck and nothing can get it out? "Be a dear and run down to the Kents, would you? Ask for Clark?"

"Why Clark, we need a machine--"

"Run along now."

Or if he kicks too hard and the football vanishes into the upper stratosphere, no it didn't, we all collectively saw it land over there *vague hand movements*

[e8luhs]

it actually makes me so sad that people consume media where every character is kind of an asshole and they just entirely overly sanitize every character and every problem thats caused by the being kind of an asshole thing. i loooove conflict i love people who suck. i love people who are good people but also still kind of suck in some ways because they are a person. most importantly you all do not understand the comedic potential of characters being kind of shitty to eachother.

[christadeguchi]

"we know how to move our bodies, but i didn't know how to manage my heart, so you need help for this"

hi we need to talk more about judo gold medallist christa deguchi.

[allthatdivides2]

my dealer: got some straight gas 🔥😛 this strain is called “public transit” 😳💊 you’ll be going wherever you want for an affordable price 💯👨‍💻

me: yeah whatever i dont feel shit

5 min later: dude i swear the bus should have been here by now

random guy at the bus stop with me: the transit app is lying to us

[gibbearish]

love when ppl defend the aggressive monetization of the internet with "what, do you just expect it to be free and them not make a profit???" like. yeah that would be really nice actually i would love that:)! thanks for asking

[xshinina]

*Married life playing in the background

This idea was probably funnier in my head

[blueskittlesart]

i think we all collectively moved on too quickly from hyrule warriors

[sassylittlecanary]

Read some actual comics, Kyle.

Superman is an incredibly kind and tender character. (If he’s not being written that way, then he’s not being written well.) He inspires hope not just through his heroics, but also through his kindness toward other people. That’s his thing. Don’t you DARE call tenderness a “weakness.” Get your toxic masculinity the hell away from me and go read a badly written Batman comic if you want a “tough” male character.

[ghoooooooooooooooost]

there are going to be global demonstrations for Palestine on march 2nd, this site has more info

here's what's written on the front page:

"On March 2, millions across the world will march for Gaza! The Israeli government is planning to have a full-scale invasion of Rafah one week later, on March 9, one day before the start of Ramadan. Today, the United States vetoed a UN resolution that insisted that Israel immediately cease its mass killing spree in Gaza.

Now is the time to act! People around the world are going into the streets in cities and towns, including in the United States, as part of the global day of protest on Saturday, March 2.

Gaza is facing famine, its hospitals are besieged, threats of ground invasion in Rafah loom near, and Israel continues its onslaught on the over 2 million Palestinians in the Gaza Strip.

The mass movement for Palestine has led to the isolation of the US and Israel on the world stage. With growing internal divisions and heightened political pressure on Israel and the United States, it’s time to push even harder. Our mobilizations at this moment can be more decisive than ever, and we must show our full strength now to ensure a lasting ceasefire and an end to the siege on Gaza.

Act now, and mobilize in your communities and institutions, everyone must be on the streets on March 2nd! All out for Rafah! All out for Gaza! Stop the genocide!"

[creme-meme]

Lil Nas X is someone who tragically had to have a wildly successful music career in order to support his true passion, being a top quality internet troll

[castielsprostate]

i hate you "influencers", i hate you tiktok, i hate you "content creators", i hate you "unalive" and "s€x" and "dr/ügs", i hate you instagram, i hate you consumerism, i hate you family friendly, i hate you puritans, i hate you facebook, i hate you family vloggers, i hate you violating other people's privacy, i hate you modern day social media

[fruitydiaz]

this quote from brig is taking me out

[me-beef]

@strangeravatar made a great point

i was gonna focus on the spike-hotboxing-celestia aspect but i got distracted somewhere along the way and i think i forgot what joke i was trying to make

but dont you think its interesting how many guards of the exact same color/body type she's managed to accrue?? i do

ooohh you want to go look at our stickers so bad

[lylahammar]

skinny ppl learn to shut the fuck up when the conversation isn't about you challenge