#Satire obviously

[transmascpetewentz]

Nah next thing is Anti-Zionist Purim. Esther is now Palestinian and the King and the others are Jewish or some BS like that

anti zionist purim where we should feel sad for the innocent palestinian haman also 🥺

[ducki3xd]

"People who identify as animals are weird!"

Okay, welcome to the Nonhuman community! Congrats on coming out about not being human!!

[artisticallyaroacecrickett]

finally remembered to post this gem from drood tech week

[toonyjuni]

umm tumblr gave me this popup when i first liked somthing..is this normal?? :///

[diarrheavictimm]

How it feels to be a landmine that doesn't drink monster

[capran-mischief]

*holding a visibly blood-stained hammer* "Nobody in here is one of those queers...... RIGHT?"

'...'

"See, that's what I thought. Conservatives are the real victims these days."

I graduated high school in 99.

There was a student at our school named Wayne.

Wayne was gay. It was obvious. He was unable to stay in the closet even if he wanted to. To make matters worse, he was also Black. From a bullying standpoint, that was not a great combo. Both Black and white students made fun of him relentlessly. He was ostracized from the only community that may have given him protection. Only us theater kids stuck up for him, but not to significant effect.

Wayne was bullied so much that at one point he finally snapped and attacked his bullies with a lunch tray. I was actually seated in perfect line of sight and just sat there chewing my soggy fries in stunned silence. It didn't even seem real as I was witnessing it. The image of him wailing on his main bully as the food on his tray flew off is permanently logged into my long term memory.

The bully he attacked had blood all over his face and went straight to the nurse. Other than superficial cuts, he was not injured.

Before the attack, Wayne went to teachers for help. He went to guidance counselors for help. He went to the principals for help.

He did all of the things you were supposed to do. No one helped him. They wagged a finger at the bullies and warned them to stop.

Wayne's lunch tray melee was the only thing that worked. His bullies stayed far away from him. But a week later Wayne was expelled and the bullies were given no punishment.

So... no.

No one in my school talked about being trans.

Because the only way to survive being openly queer was to bash people with a lunch tray.

[brasskingfisher]

Damn this woke mind virus!!!!

I curse this woke mind virus that's infected me! I curse it a thousand times to the depths of hell and beyond!

fI'm trying to write characters who thus far remain an amporphus blob in my head (devoid of even a name) and I can't even bring myself to use gendered pronouns for them!

[girls-online]

kind of obsessed with how the increasing bucktommy fandom divide—exacerbated by the influx of new, post-buck-coming-out, overwhelmingly team tommy, fans—has introduced eddie haters into the fandom in ways we have never seen before. there are headcanons and fics wishing on his downfall, and in some cases his death, plotting to reinscribe christopher as bucktommy’s child. this is delicious to me. eddie diaz, you are now a villain. you are a hot girl. you are the template. they are tuning in to watch you suffer and fumble when real ones know that you will rise from the ashes of this cheating storyline like your dead wife did and remind everyone who you are. you are that bitch. you are my baby. you are now one of my elite employees. eddie girls rise 🆙 we are so back…

[possamble]

In one of the extra comics Marcille mentions that elves don't have body hair, her included. So Falin staring at a naked pussy is Canon

I mean, I hear what you're saying but...

To be 100% honest, this feels really ambiguous. She's a little too worked up in that second panel. Like, a lot of people have interpreted it as her being defensive and self-conscious about the fact that she shaves and waxes religiously (especially in the context of a trans headcanon) and that feels more right to me?

My personal interpretation is that she really doesn't grow little facial hairs (partially bc we've seen Senshi's huge beard turn into a tiny little elf stache so there is some real evidence for that). But then she doesn't actually know if she has peach fuzz or not and gets REALLY flustered about being scrutinized before she can check for herself and shave off anything she doesn't like.

But either way, my point is that I don't think we're meant to take Marcille's words here at 100% face value and consider it evidence for elf physiology.

And listen. I think Marcille should have a bald pussy in the bath scene bc rule of funny. But beyond that, I want to believe elves can grow pubic hair. I want to believe in the postcanon blondie bush. She's exponentially cuter with it, and I don't want Falin to have to eat bald pussy for the rest of her life. I'm only half joking when I say I want it as a part of her character growth. At the end of the story, Marcille Donato accepts that she is a living, breathing animal that eats and will be eaten and sweats and shits and grows hair all over her body. She learns to accept mortality, starts to reconcile with the inherent grotesqueness of being alive, and most importantly, lets her bush grow out for the first time in her life. And it's beautiful.

[daily-teki]

Day 104: hello and welcome to my TED talk, bet you didn’t know that miku and gashu were related

(Please note that I haven’t included characters like Anzu and Kurumada seeing as their hair is canonically dyed and not their natural colour)

Also, by the time you read this it’ll be my 18th birthday!! Yippee!!

[thegoodmorningman]

My editor rejected this one

[the-crooked-library]

the vampire lestat dropped his single a DAY ago and his stans are already having beef with swifties… 🖐️💀 guys chill you’re both having mental breakdowns to shitty lyrics, literally nobody else gives a fuck

[thiccsys]

in honor of pride month

[watmalik]

911 Lone star without context

and tarlos ofc!

[puppydolled]

posters seen in canberra, australia. may 25th 2023

[eddiediazismyhusband]

unpopular opinion but eddie diaz is gay

have you even watched the show??? literally where do you even get that from????? he’s only had female love interests- everyone KNOWS that means he can’t like men (and don’t say michael, or tommy, or buck bc those are like waaayyyy completely different and you just are too blinded by your ship bias to even see it)

you nasty BoBs just ruin this show for everyone and im sick of you being delusional all the time 🙄 eddie is straight and literally NOTHING has EVER pointed to anything other than him being completely 100% heterosexual