#Sandy (mentioned)

[prokopetz]

While the Onion buying InfoWars is indeed extremely funny, very few of the posts I've seen commenting on the sale have mentioned that the families of the Sandy Hook victims apparently agreed to voluntarily reduce their lawsuit payout as part of a deal to ensure that the Onion would acquire InfoWars wholesale, rather than having the company broken up and auctioned off piecemeal, as the latter course could potentially have allowed some of those pieces to end up back in the hands of Alex Jones' cronies.

Like, yes, it is in fact very funny that InfoWars is now a wholly owned subsidiary of the Onion, but the real props go out to the Sandy Hook families who saw the opportunity and willingly gave up the additional millions of dollars that could have been realised by stripping InfoWars for parts in order to make that happen.

(EDIT: Fixed a sentence incorrectly suggesting that Clickhole is still affiliated with the Onion – it totally slipped my mind that they'd sold it back in 2020.)

[destielmemenews]

"The Onion’s bid was backed by the families of eight victims of the Sandy Hook Elementary School shooting and one first responder. It also will have an exclusive advertising deal with the gun control group Everytown for Gun Safety."

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[clouvu]

Save me french yuri... Save me

[brainrotcharacters]

"every once in a while I do get a Charles around here" are those the ones who chose Erik?

[egophiliac]

Waittt, what did you mean with your last post?? I don't want to spoil myself so I'm waiting for the nightmare before christmas event to arrive on the eng server before diving deep into the wiki. But I HAVE to know; were there hints of Lilia joining in for a rerun or a sequel ??? Your big "OR IS IT???" filled me with way too much hope !! please tell me it wasn't a bit : (

there was a little teaser at the end that implied there'll be a sequel event, though we don't really know anything beyond that! I do think it's likely we'll get the other half of the cast in it, even if it's just wishful thinking on my part. 🤞🤞 NIGHTMARE SUITS FOR EVERYONE!!!!

as far as I know there's been no confirmation on whether it's going to be next year's Halloween event or a separate thing (the snow makes me think it'll be more Christmas-themed, or otherwise more related to the plot of the original movie) so. we're probably going to have to wait quite a while before we find out anything solid. :') they really do love just dropping these things on us and then watching us go absolutely wild with speculation while they watch like

[sun-of-4-gun]

reeding your Six ear backstory I'm curious on what the jttw gang thought of him? where they like:

"that monkey looks a lot like you"

SWK: yeeAhh how much of a coincidence O﹏o

hahah essentially!

Tang: Why did he look like you?!??

Monkey: No idea (lie), but I am flattered! Not happy about everything else though.

it was a very "Fuck You. Random Chimp Event 🫵" moment because to the pilgrims, Six seemingly came out of nowhere and took Monkey's place after he was banished. later on they thought they had him back but it was an imposter! I'd imagine it was Sandy & Horsie who were suspicious of "Monkey", because Pigsy & Tripitaka were thinking of him as being much better than before, except it isn't really Monkey or Stick and neither were being aggravatingly annoying or frustratingly aggressive!!

Monkey only realised what Six was when he was just about to destroy him. with the No Killing Rule by Tripitaka, and Buddha & Lin's sympathy for him 500 years ago, he gives it a second thought to not kill this guy, who to his understanding is basically just a younger version of himself under different circumstances. in a way maybe it would've been like killing himself, or at least these negative aspects within that manifested to ruin his own life, metaphorical &/ literal self-sabotaging & harm if you will. because "Six" was initially pushed away & buried to the back of his mind, but bottling up ruins you, and that's exactly what almost came to be

so he does it again, but this time with a positive outlook and hope this six-eared macaque will understand that what he did was wrong during timeout. just as Buddha did for him once!

there isn't much to think of for the others since it was all so chaotic & confusing. one moment Monkey killed a bunch of guys and claims he didn't, and after being banished by Tripitaka for "lying & murder", he came back to apologise because apparently he did kill people! but it turns out no, he didn't, because that was the six-eared macaque who framed him, stole his identity, & almost got away with their luggage if it weren't for the real Sun Wukong! I don't think Monkey even tells/confirms to anyone about the fact that technically he created Six, so this is all his fault for not talking about his feelings 5 years ago, and he's still not going to talk about this maybe after 1,000 years because it's just so out of the blue!

Pigsy assumes that was just a rogue hair clone, he teases how more pleasant & tolerable Six was compared to the original, and prefers a quiet Stick. this earns him a bonk in the head

Tripitaka hopes that Monkey keeps his promise to free Six in 500 years & give a chance to redeem himself like he has for him. he's glad his youngest disciple didn't kill the specious macaque & is being considerate of other's feelings

Sandy was absolutely furious about fighting his own shadow, as Six borrowed it to match his prowess when they battled. I'd think he has ideas of his origin but it remains a quiet understanding and unspoken secret between him & Monkey

Horsie prefers the original and did not like Six even when he was in disguise. I imagine he instantly sensed it wasn't his friend but couldn't understand what was different. the vibes were just off but again, didn't say anything

and so after that kerfuffle, they'll carry on their journey like nothing happened to the next episode!

[i-am-a-fan]

Lmk Pirate AU comic: Diagnosis

Ko-Fi -- LMK Pirate AU Masterpost

Dialogue under the cut

Sandy: It seems like your body underwent some changes, Little Man... See, there's some unusual bone growth here near your heart.

Sandy: Not to mention some rough nerve damage due to the fire...

Sandy: Overall, the severity might have ended in permanent damage...

Sandy: With proper care and treatment, the tremors and pain should decrease, but no one has ever survived the fire, so there's not anything documented...

[seanwinchester]

every so often i see people on the dash asking for the lore behind sam's jelly bracelet so i am once again sharing the video of jared saying it was originally his but the writers liked it for sam and kept it

question at 50:08

@jellybracelet

[iandarling]

Stars or whatever

“Wanna see something disgusting?” Sandy says as she hands him her phone. “It’s so gross I can’t even look at it for more than three fucking seconds before I throw up”

“Jesus Sandy, can’t you just be normal for one fucking day - bitch this is Ian?!” Mickey is shocked to see a picture of Ian on Sandy’s phone.

“Yeah it’s disgusting. I accidentally took a picture of him looking at you bleeh” she makes a fake gagging sound “look at those motherfucking stars in his eyes”

He did. And yeah, Ian was sat on the couch looking to his left at Mikey who was barely in the photo. This must’ve been taken right before The Big Gallagher Boardgame Night (a new thing Debbie was planned, it did not end well, and it’s best we don’t ever talk about it)

Ian was looking at his back with a soft smile on his face. His eyes were wide and open, and yeah, if Mickey zoomed in he might’ve actually seen some fucking stars in them, that’s how brightly they shine. Ian’s shoulders are relaxed and his face looks comfortable and warm.

Disgusting indeed.

“Was gonna delete it but figured you might wanna see it or whatever” Sandy throws him a can of beer. “Cuz you’re gay like that”

“Yeah you too bitch” Mickey replies non caring because he’s too busy looking at his husband looking at him. Fuck. This is how Ian sees him? He quickly sends it to himself than deleted the message from Sandy’s phone. Leave no trace behind.

Mickey is not blushing.

“Yeah my husband is real fucking gay”

[captainkingsley]

this moment was 100% intentional

[thewanderingmask]

fantasy tiger smajor

you know, like nya

[aroacenezhaanddainsleif]

It wasn’t long before the battle against the Brotherhood. Wukong’s house was abuzz with tension and barely contained magic as everybody got ready for this final confrontation- well, except for Nezha, but it wasn't really his choice.

The lotus prince laid on his side on the simian’s couch, barely moving and curled up in on himself. His entire body felt clammy, and hot- and moving his limbs took far more energy than he cared to exert. Add that to his fresh stitches beneath his bandages and the others busy preparing for the upcoming battle, it seemed best for him to silently lay there and wait for the episode to pass.

But someone, out of goodwill, got concerned by his episode, and aggressively shook the prince. "Nezha??? Are you okay?" MK fretted, leaning over the marinating deity. His hand pressed against Nezha’s arm, and MK winced, jumping back. "Woah, you're burning up!"

Nezha startled from the sudden interruption, managing to shift from his good side to lie on his back. He looked up at MK, starting "I-"

"He's sick."

Wukong helpfully interrupted the conversation from his seat outside on the porch, sipping a drink and rereading his ‘battle plan’ with practiced casualty. MK immediately shifted into worried younger brother mode at those words, wringing his hands as he stood over Nezha.

Nezha shifted himself up on one arm to glare at the monkey. "Wukong."

Wukong raised an eyebrow, sipping his drink even louder. "Yessssss?" He drawled.

"I don't remember asking you to share my medical history with the world." Nezha snapped, glaring even harder at him.

Wukong sighed, rolling his eyes. "Look, Nezha," he set down his cup, "the kid would have found out eventually anyway. You never tell anyone what's wrong with you til it's actually an issue."

"Says the Great Sun Wukong." Nezha muttered back sarcastically, but finally turned his attention back to MK, who'd just been standing there worried the entire time. "Thank you for your concern, but I'm fine, MK. I am just… permanently sick." He sighed. "Sometimes I will occasionally overheat and that’s…” he doesn’t want to say ‘weakness’, because he can't be weak, he can't be a liability- “-an issue. It’s nothing you should worry about.”

"What?!" MK jumped up, staring at the deity. "Of course it is!" He turned around, rushing off to yell at Sandy, "Hey Sandy! Do we have any ice packs here?”

“Wait, there’s more important things right now-” Nezha lifted a hand towards MK to stop him, but the monkey kid had already scampered off to find the gentle water spirit. Nezha stared after him, expression equal parts cross, touched, and tired. Wukong just laughed from his spot outside the doorway, picking up his cup again with his tail.

"Welcome to the crew, Nezha." Wukong smirked. "They make the whole 'I can take care of myself' spiel very hard to keep up; trust me, I should know."

Nezha grumbled to himself as he laid back down, and Wukong pretended not to hear. The mighty lotus prince would come around eventually.

[quitealotofsodapop]

Who Macaque eas and who the baby daddy was is probably the biggest mystery the Noodle Gang have in Slow Boiled

prev.

MK's theorizing + DBK's own warnings not to bring up certain people from the past around Wukong (lest they stress him or the baby, Bull is a big worrier) = the whole Noodle Gang having a talk about

Who tf is Macaque?

Who's the Monkey King's baby daddy? +2.5. Who was dumb enough to dump him?

MK has so many theories his "idea board" is looking like the Pepe Silvia scene.

Mei suggests that Sun Wukong had a sordid love affair with a monkey back home on FFM that ended badly. Like all soap opera-type.

Tang has the book lore to get an idea of who "Macaque" is ("Macaque King from the Brotherhood? The Six Eared Macaque? *gasp!* BOTH?"). Tang isn't 100% convinced LEM is the baby daddy, simply because theories suggest that he and Sun Wukong were the same figure flipped. More likely, it was an incident with the Kingdom of Women water and Wukong wanted to keep it.

Pigsy's minding his damn business.

It heats up a bit until;

Sandy, cautiously: "Umm, I heard once that if a stone monkey got buried underground for a long time, they could make a baby without a daddy." MK, in front of his idea board: "..." Mei: "You didn't mention this earlier why???!" Sandy: "Didn't think it'd be polite to discuss Mr King's pregnancy without him present."

MK: (*wordlessly adds another page to his idea board*) Pigsy: "Now this is why I mind my own business." Macaque, spying on the gang: "?!?!"

[smilesthroughfandoms]

The Monkie Kids step out into the sunrise of a new day, their foe finally defeated. But there are still some loose threads left to tie up...

[tumble-tv]

Here's my apparently unpopular opinion: we shouldn't worry about locking up phones until we crack down on the guns and weapons making it into our education buildings.

God forbid something happens, like this past Wednesday in Georgia, students will be unable to contact their parents, authorities, or record anything that could help later on if their phones are locked up. Students will be unable to record when cops do nothing as kids are being killed in their classrooms or the shooter walks to where they're hiding. These student recordings have been helpful in the past to get the exact timeline of events during a lockdown, and taking away these devices completely would ruin so many lives and end so many others.

Parents will have no idea what's happening until they see the news or their kid doesn't come home or administration calls them two hours into the shooting and their child is already dead on the floor and covered up with a white sheet.

Siblings won't have last words to read over on the anniversary of their big sibling's death.

Friends in other districts or states may never know what happened or why their best friend stopped responding one day.

Fix the gun problem. Then talk to us about phones.

[wilbur-the-therian]

⚠️LMK Season 5 (English) Spoilers Below (long ass post)⚠️

Are we just NOT gonna talk about how around 3-4 minutes into episode 3..TANG FUCKING PURRS AT PIGSY???

AND AROUND 7 MINUTES MK SAYS SOMETHING LIKE "THEY REPRESENT MY MANY MANY DADS"

What if I fell asleep and never woke up.

Other random quotes and things I enjoyed from season 5. (Or around what they were)

Sandy:"...for those breadstick shoulders..."

Mk:"I've got my trauma bottling strats down!"

Sandy:*holds MK like small cub child*

MK throughout the first few episodes:*acts like little cub child*

All of them:*hating the word "destiny"*

Tang:*has picture of baby MK in his wallet*

Celestial Army:*Weak asf*

Nezah:*Neghy*

Mei:*Sword=Lightsaber*

Mei to Wukong regarding MK:"I CALL DIBS"

Teal/Azure Dragon and White Tiger:*Gay*

Sandy:*Poor guy just not having a good time-*

MK:"I can feel it in my monkey bones!"

Tang:*A n I m E*

Tang:*=Jangles*

All of them:*Need to be Tang or need someone to act like him to learn*

BABY MK

MK:"oh,I know this,the first season of my discontent!"

MK:*Trauma Trauma Trauma Trauma*

Macaque:*Gets hugged:is bamboozled*

MK:*basically god*

Nezha:*girlbossing.protecting his frens.going against his father like the girlboss he is*

MK:*literally ready to commit suicide for his family*

MK:*was born a billion years too early,so is premature :(*

Nine:*is basically the gay Medusa*

Macaque:*Must protect son.*

Wukong:*My son! I must keep son safe. I will die for son.*

Everyone:*Must protect MK.*

MK and Wukong:*big monkey fight to protect eachother*

Wukong to MK:"Destiny can't have you. It can have me instead."

Wukong:*Screaming "No" in agony and despair at MK* (THAT HIT ME SO HARD.)

MK'S family:*despair*

Wukong:*Crying for his child*

Mei and Mk:*besties besties BESTIES. Holding hands :,3*

Shadowpeach:*no hand hold bc of Nine:>:(*

Mei:"We're trying to enjoy the end of the world here!"

Nezha and his Dad:*Bond*

The show:*FlyingBark reference*

Sunburst Duo:*BONDING BONDING BONDING*

Wukong:*Quotes his monkey son*

HAHAHA I'm not okay! This is the hyperfixation that's sticking the most. Also,too many DragonFruit references this season. I am nervous.