#Samuel pines

[tinfoil-jones]

Jerk Ford AU: Rumour Mill

Jerk Ford's only confirmed ally in the multiverse is the Anti-Ford. Any further rumours that they are friends, or that he has other allies that can considered friends, are nothing but unfounded nonsense.

The individuals named in these rumours include:

S, the Archivist from The Great Archive had been investigating Jerk Ford after he infected a different galactic archive, one belonging to a textile company, with a virus that changed every third noun to the word "d*ck", as retribution for the company continuing to email him ten years after he'd bought a coat from them. Jerk Ford may or may not have thrown him off of a roof, and there might have been a following rooftop chase, but nothing came from that. This incident happened around fifteen years after Jerk Ford fell through his portal.

[People who know him as Samuel

People who know him as ???

Imagine "the boiled one"]

"Watchdog" Ford-419"3 also known by a myriad of nicknames by Jerk Ford such as "John McClane", "Clearance Rack Jason Todd" and "The Ford Punisher" had considered killing Jerk Ford once, around twenty years after Jerk Ford fell through his portal, but Watchdog had more important tasks at hand than entertaining some mostly-harmless cosmic nuisance.

[Jerk Ford is the figure on the left and Watchdog Ford is the figure on the right]

Their dynamic of mutual disrespect never changed.

Further rumours about all four of these men (?) regularly meeting up at O'Sadleys to drink together is also nonsense.

[S: 'Oh my God, he's gonna kill me'

Watchdog Ford: *does not care*

Watchdog Ford: 'Oh my God, he's gonna kill me.'

S: *does not care*]

An oddly specific story has cropped up about S being an alien shapeshifter who was forced into a smaller, infantile form after an incident at said bar, where he then had to be taken care of like a baby by Watchdog Ford's brother Lee-77/H. And he reportedly stayed that way until Jerk Ford, who is an absolute lightweight who can get trashed after two beers, recovered and could formulate a regeneration cure.

[Jerk Ford and Anti Ford: *Drunk*

S: This is not how you hold an infant-

Watchdog Ford: Help us.]

And while all of this was happening, Watchdog Ford had to take S's place at The Great Archive where all of the other Archivists assumed he was just S going through another identity crisis and taking a different human form.

And the Anti-Ford was babysitting the drunk and/or hungover Jerk Ford, swearing that he would never let him drink another Long Island Iced Tea ever again.

This story is so outlandish, especially the ending where S is still treated like a child by Lee who goes so far as to make him bug-themed lunches with cute little notes, that truly it can't be believed by anyone with an iota of sense.

[Kids bento]

It's important you do yourself a favour and don't believe everything you hear.

[Art and S The Archivist by @tearosepedall]

[Watchdog Ford and Lee-77/H by @nowimjustastranger]

[that-ghosts-art]

So I made an AMV :3 It’s just the chorus but I am ridiculously proud of how this turned out ^-^

The song is A Self Called Nowhere by They Might Be Giants and the fic I based it on is Alcor the Dreambender’s Infinite Bed and Breakfast by Gauvain :D

[whaliiwatching]

haunts the punk rocker with gay thoughts

prompt: dream

[dollarstoreartsupplies]

inktober day 17: journal

not clickbait!! the smartest coolest cutiest twins in the galaxy have john hershel's private personal journal and he says moon buffalo babey!!!

[thatzombieinafedora]

(TW: SPOILERS FOR CAPTAIN AMERICA: BRAVE NEW WORLD) Bill watching the whole new Captain America movie:

Bill when he sees Samuel Sterns doing things that he did to Ford:

[the-uncouth-gentleman]

Soos Ramirez and Stanley Pines (Gravity Falls) have the same relationship as Carrot Ironfoundersson and Samuel Vimes (Discworld, Ankh-Morpork Watch series)

Both are highly principled and arguably naïve despite knowing more than they let on, both handle logistical things so their bosses don't have to, and both hold their bosses to immensely high moral standards despite the fact that both bosses are crotchety anti-authoritarian old men at a low point in their lives who'd rather be doing something else

[legok9]

I made a list of every actor with LEGO Minifigures for multiple characters!

Here are some highlights:

Harrison Ford was the first actor to get 2 minifigures back in 2008. He finally got his third figure in 2024:

Voice actor Dee Bradley Baker has the record with (at least) 23 minifigures, including 14 Clone Troopers:

Warwick Davis has 6 minifigures, the record for exclusively live-action roles:

Cate Blanchett has the most minifigures for an actress in live-action roles:

Samuel L. Jackson has 4 minifigures for four iconic roles:

Jeff Goldblum (because Jeff Goldblum):

Alan "I went to Julliard" Tudyk:

Some actors have played multiple versions of the same character:

Many Batman actors are on the list:

The Four Chrises make the list:

Explore the list yourself and post your favorites!

[unopenablebox]

there are of course thousands of fanfics where someone is rendered wildly OOC, often by becoming far too nice and good at expressing emotion, in order to seamlessly facilitate their transformation into the protagonist of a romance. but it's really really really funny when the person they do that to is mace windu.

[misc-muses]

"Welcome to a world of Mystery--" Oh. It's just this guy again.

"Look, pal, if you're lookin' for my brother, he isn't here. An', uh... popsicles are $10 each." Ignore the sign that says free. It's a mirage from the heat. "You buyin' one or gettin' lost?" -- @maykrisms liked for a starter

[spockvarietyhour]

Kelvinverse George Samuel Kirk

[moviemosaics]

The Kill Room

directed by Nicol Paone, 2023

[tinfoil-jones]

So is the Archivist another Ford, or is he his own entity?

S mentioned in: [1], [2]

The (Cosmic) Archivist "S" is not an alternate Ford. He is an alternate take on Shifty the Shapeshifter by @tearosepedall.

You can find S being depicted on their profile on this post, and this post: specifically here, and here.

The Artist: "I uploaded the sketch with him and Watchdog out of context on Twitter. But most of his sketches are confined in my person because simply put. Tumblr hates me (My art doesn't appear on the tags).

If he's not around the Fords he is more emotionally neutral to a lot of stuff so it will take a lot to make him upset. The Fords (+ Lee) just brings out the emotion in him.

S[-----]'s narrative purpose (at least to me) is to be the outsider looking in. A detached audience that can see in to the shenanigans of these peoples lives."

Here's some other art of him that Tearose has done:

[Likes to look at his family photos when he's homesick]

For fun, here is S[-----]'s and @nowimjustastranger's Fiddleford's reaction to Jerk Ford, Watchdog Ford, and Anti Ford all being 'allies' with each other (Jerk Ford and Watchdog refuse to say that they are friends).

S[-----] and Fiddleford: Why...

Fiddleford: -those two?

S[-----]: -him?

*Fiddleford and S look at each other*

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When Jerk Ford returned to his dimension, he was a bit surprised that his version of Shifty's human persona (Wolfgang Von Doppelgänger) was different than The Archivist who he'd known for fifteen years, but their life circumstances were different so-.

Wait. There is an S[-----] going by the nickname "S" who isn't Shifty's human persona? Then who- Oh...

Shifty-PJC311's posts for context: [1], [2], [3]

[interstella-eyes]

✦ Finished a ref I made for my OC Alan!

Lore under cut (it’s a bit much to read lol)

Alan (he/him) is the main protagonist of the story I’m mainly working on. He’s a regular human, but has been afflicted with powers by Nathan (he/him), resulting in the purple markings on his skin. Nathan realized how much damage his curse had on his body and tried different things to get rid of it, including trying to give it to Alan, but it didn’t work out and only ended in negative side effects for both parties: Nathan’s curse spread much further from the amount of magic he used (and therefore he developed even worse health issues), and Alan ended up with a small fraction of Nathan’s powers. He is able to foresee the future through visions he receives every full moon in his sleep, but this is extremely agonizing, and he just wishes this never happened to him. This incident also led to a bond between Nathan’s and Alan’s minds, and therefore, they share the same lucid dreams.

Alan and Nathan also had a rough past together before the beginning of the story where they meet, but Nathan used a spell so Alan doesn’t recognize him in order to “get a new chance with him“ (which is as fucked up as it sounds), but after their mind bond Alan remembers and all their past drama is brought up again

[letterboxd-loggd]

Park Row (1952) Samuel Fuller

March 21st 2024

[camo-wolf]

Fandom Meme; E, P, X, Z

E-no really? I’m more of a consumer than I am adding lol

P-super sons princes au

Jon grew up on krypton (never exploited) and Damian prince of lazurus pit

They work together to find peace between both planets

X-Damian Wayne

Jon Kent

Percy Jackson

Dipper pines

Mabel pines

Z-I still can’t believe that percabeth never got to keep the white streaks

Thanks friend @adalineozie

[faithful-grigori]

”#YES!#ford even has the tree last name! he's a professor in spirit!, #and there's even a wooper there because it's the axolotl pokemon 🥺”

what a coincidence! i also study anomalous creatures with strange and dangerous abilities!