#Sad fuzz

[front-facing-pokemon]

[leslie057]

NANCY DREW and GRIEF

we were running out to get somewhere, and you said, "mommy, when you go to heaven, what part of heaven will you be in?"

and she just blurted out, "the northeast corner.” just so we could get in the car.

and then later when you were half-asleep at bedtime, you asked her if she could draw you a map of the northeast corner of heaven, so that you could find her when you got there.

[mojaves]

sorry he smells like a wet dog will you still let him in your house

[phantasmaltrain]

have not drawn jsab in years. its returning with a vengeance sorry

[phenomenologically]

why is letterboxd overrun with people who can't sit through a 90 minute movie without complaining about it being long/boring and watching a yt video on the side? Why do I see soo many reviews talking about not being able to just sit through the whole damn movie?

[blazeball]

mmy prized possession <3 <3 <3 <3

[llimerrence]

Caine: haha you're trapped here forever

Sparky: Yay!

Ragatha: no, sparky, that's--that's not a 'yay' thing-

Sparky: oh...uh...Boo?

[toxiccaves]

[tamagotchikgs]

h,

[housefreak]

whats funny abt this is that one of the lists in question had to be splintered at some point and JENNIFERS BODY. AN EXPLICITLY BISEXUAL MOVIE. got put on the this isnt actually that queer list

[primus-why]

Sad Idea (tw: infertility mention)

Okay but what if when Orion got reformatted into Optimus, the Matrix gave him The Ideal Body To Go To War With? Like, it cut out unnecessary parts of his past self-- not just emotionally, but physically as well...

What I'm trying to get at: what if one day, the topic of sparklings come up. Maybe the humans they've been hanging around asked about the various ways a new Cybertronian comes to exist. Maybe the war is over, and someone innocently asks Optimus if he has ever considered being a creator.

Optimus might politely wave off the idea, citing he's too busy as Prime to give the care and attention deserved by a sparkling. But in private... or maybe even to just his amica/ a close friend or two... he admits that he did once want to be a creator, however, that's no longer in the cards for him...

... because the Matrix didn't deem a gestation chamber a necessary asset for a Prime at war.

[ninesposting]

I’m not attending NFC this year but I WILL be standing outside the building and staring at the fursuiters like this:

[shoplifting]

[dtaegis]

i now feel bad for calling him a 6/10 bc i was super mad and hurt bc he isn't ugly-average he's cute-average but i was too blind in my own rage, and i feel like this gonna come bite my ass in the future and i know that no matter how i explain it to him it'll always be hurtful :(

[harveylembecks]

the bill murray steve martin s&m scene in little shop of horrors is completely extraneous to the plot but it's so essential for the spirit. it is difficult to find women characters just horny out of their minds in such an overt way but somehow seeing bill murray having symbolic dental sex with steve martin as orin scrivello makes it better