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can you guys watch my normal dog for a second I have to run to the bathroom

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I travelled to a country that has trains and this has been my brain since arriving

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[impact font, photo of your exact front door] ARE YOU SURE YOU LOCKED THE DOOR WHEN YOU LEFT THIS MORNING?
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I am of the general opinion that the pandemic really broke everyone in a variety of ways and everyone is going on acting like 5 years on they haven’t been irreparably changed
#having covid Twice has made my memory So bad in so many ways#it's so frustrating. especially when no one believes you!!!
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I wouldn't be a good sacrificial lamb I'd be like a huge bitch about it
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should i eat first or shower first *has phone in couch time for another 3 hours due to choice procrastination, a behavioral phenomenon observed in pigeons and rats as well*
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