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i love the english language but i would start gnawing down the theater if i had to see this unfold in real time

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drinking room temperature base spirits mixed together and the back of my throat feels like it got numbed at the dentist

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Me in the pussy if I'm being misleading

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It's so fucking funny that Sean Hannity invited THE sports argument show guy onto show. Hannity and his ilk have nothing on Stephen A. and people like him. Stephen A. cut his teeth in a medium so belligerent and vacuous that Hannity and the like have zero frame of reference for it.

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here's what we know so far

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Truly nothing will ever beat four seasons total landscaping that’s just always going to be the funniest political event to happen in my lifetime I think

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jason from foxtrot is probably a girl right now

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kind of fucked it by finishing the terror in the middle of the day. watching at night it's like "wow that's a kind of hell" and i go to bed and i wake up to a world that's not the terror but i've just been walking around all day now like what the hell...

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goggle search muaic that will lull me to sleep music that will make me stop being geriatric music that will save me . music that is niceys

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soju may taste like juice but theres no way the memes aren't ridiculously exaggerated. this bottles only 5 units it cant affect me that considerably

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young George Costanza show called Young George filmed and written in the style of Young Sheldon (in the sense that it’s still sitcom style, has similar humor to OG Seinfeld, no laugh track, and some occasional serious moments) and it follows George from freshman to senior year and his parents are in it and Jerry and Jerry’s parents are in it and maybe they can cameo Elaine and Kramer in only one episode (like the episode of young sheldon where it showed all his friends as kids for like two seconds and that’s it, or maybe they just do an Elaine and Kramer centric episode or two that doesn’t have any George and Jerry in it at all). And anyways if this show eats and devours like I imagine it would they can even do Jerry and George in their college years leading up to when Jerry does his first standup and George gets his job as a realtor and idc idc you can all boo me and call this a terrible idea but I know in my heart it would be amazing. Now I know what you’re thinking. Does this mean that someone other than Jerry Seinfeld will be playing Jerry Seinfeld in the Jerry Seinfeld show? yes sir, and actually this time it’s the George Costanza show so thank you. And as long as the writing is good and they make me cry one (1) time we’re good LOL

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For the most part I understand the necessity of internet horny posting for a lot of people but some of the things you guys say on here makes it sound like being the victim of a slapstick routine would be the ultimate sexual fantasy

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this video has been haunting me all day

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