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I like when people like a character so way too much that it transcends even self shipping or kinning and becomes more of a patron saint that you pray to type of deal

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*slick car salesman who now sells showers but hasn't adjusted his tone* now this one here's got some punch. you turn this baby right here all the way hot, it can lobster-boil grandpa in 49 seconds

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Oh I’m so sleepy… won’t you use !tuck to tuck me into bed?

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🕵️🥃🥺 something something cute

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when u have the correct number of cinderblocks in ur enclosure

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Im always putting my lunch a little bit away from me on the floor

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Im always putting my lunch a little bit away from me on the floor

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Im always putting my lunch a little bit away from me on the floor

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sometimes i think "well maybe i'm not actually depressed" and then i catch myself going about daily life feeling 85% certain that human existence is probably some sort of purgatorial punishment for sins committed by the soul in some vaster cosmic past life

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New sentence I think

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vibe tonight

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everyone's always like ohhh the bottoms sexual fantasies are always so fucking compilated and convoluted they always wanna be like some kind of European wild hamster digging through the undergrowth and you have to be the relentless bird of prey that is hovering over their den and ready to strike with deadly talons, and maybe the bed is a sand dune thats allows for the predator to take maximum advantage of the terrain. What about the top's fantasies huh when does the top have something to say about all this. Sometimes I wanna be President Nixon in the last days of the administration and someone else is Erlichmann showing ass to comfort me. sometimes the top wants to get weirdly specific with it too okay

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Tim audibly choking on air trying not to break while Gregg goes on his 12th deranged Hobbit ramble of the night