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it’s cheaper to buy vegetables here

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This image genuinely makes me cry every time I see it.

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step 1: get sexy

step 2: let no one hit

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Getting rich and famous writing lesbian bdsm erotica for Tumblr users but then it's discovered that I've plagiarized all the bdsm scenes from Tom & Jerry cartoons

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I see you are a member of several penis reddits

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when i was in middle school i had the same relationship to monty python i imagine other kids may have had to one direction which meant i was pretty firmly #teammichael because he seemed the least threatening but now that ive reached maturity i seem to have joined the eric idle playing sopping insincere puntable dickheads appreciation society

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I’m at the BDSM club painting tunnels on the wall for my sub to run into

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you havent even tried the moldy spuds yet you cant leave this house

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call rpf postmodern the way it rejects conventional modes of depicting and engaging with art

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i saw this cast perform this song live when i was about thirteen and my favorite performer was the bald guy (a.j. shivley) and my phil silvers celeb crush should not have been a surprise to me

muscadine wine... makes me feel so fine.... i like hard liquor... it hits me quicker... side to fucking side

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muscadine wine... makes me feel so fine.... i like hard liquor... it hits me quicker... side to fucking side

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of course inside/outside text is a dichotomy that doesnt exist but i mean inside a text like in high school being given a poem with no information and being told to derive meaning from it like you're doing an integral. which isn't working inside a text either because "reading" is an interface between two things and you're just using your existing knowledge of how to read and what the text can teach you about how to read it; the interest here is in how you learn how to read a genre

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when you’re drunk every song feels like it’s two minutes long. does anyone know the science behind this phenomenon

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small thing that i feel i am approaching from the wrong side but the number of times crozier the terror 2018's tooth gap gets brought up in fanfiction, when to my knowledge historical crozier who died in the arctic had no tooth gap he doesnt even have his mouth open in pictures, which indicates to me that a reader is supposed to be imagining what jared harris looks like which makes sense because it's not rpf it's fanfic for a show, but doing so really firmly roots a work outside of the nebulous historical/fictional zone you can enter where attempts are made at historical accuracy in naval or expedition or slice of life history but fanfic as a medium still works with a reader's expectations or pre-knowledge of the plot/character arc which are fictional. anyway im selfishly interested in how reading works including these details where "reading" seems to be happening outside of the content of the text but it's also fun to hold hands around a celebrity crush