#SUPLEXING A FUCKING TRAIN

[roryhastoomanyfandoms]

Concept for Beyond The Spiderverse; Miles gets his shit rocked by whatever, maybe a heroic sacrifice attempt. O'Hara gets over to him first, and Miles, one (1) inch from death, sees a dark, broad figure in blue above him through the haze of pain and near-death fog, and tells who he thinks is his father that he's sorry and that he loves him.

Cue Miguel "Repressed Catholic Grieving Father Who Was Just Trying To Maim This Child" O'Hara trying to 1; cope with being a dad again, in any capacity, for even a moment, and 2; figure out if he should play along and pretend to be Jefferson, so this child can at least think he's dying in the comfort of his father's presence

[skele8rity]

that train post. wait. you know how some old rpg games had this absolutely fucked tendency to have a boss sometimes that was overall normal appearance-wise, until you got it to like a quarter health and then it was like brain-scarringly terrifying and awesome because suddenly it was falling apart and horrible. like ballos in cave story

remember that fucking ghost train from ffvi

[krisssssssy]

I wish I had played this as a kid, however, Sabin suplexing the train moment was still cool as hell at 33

[red-garden]

Picture if you will, a Shen Yuan who upon entering the world of PIDW, decides he must focus on his martial skills to train Binghe to better survive the abyss. No cultivation, no qi, pure fists. He absolutely hates it at first but his adorable disciples say he looks cool and the praise is going to his head. When the Bai Zhan kids come looking for trouble, he fucking suplexes one.

When it comes time for seclusion in the caves, he handily subdues and and helps a deviating Liu Qingge. LQG doesn’t remember the fight after the fact, and does not believe that SQQ of all people could beat him hand to hand, regardless of what the gossip on the peaks is. He challenges SQQ to a spar- no weapons, no time limit, no mercy.

The peaks are freaking out. The war god vs Qing Jing’s brawler? SQQ has never beaten LQG in the past but he’s so different now, who knows what will happen!

A crowd gathers around the training field. SQQ and LQG stand in the middle of it, dressed down for a fight. When the bout begins, it’s hard to make either man’s movements- both are going too fast to see! As the fighters begin to slow, the moves becoming clearer… that can’t be right… SQQ is pushing the war god back?!

LQG can’t believe it. Not only is SQQ not resorting to tricks, he also keeps flashing this stunning sincere smile which MUST be some sort of special technique.

A combination grin and sweep to the leg and the war god goes down! SQQ is straddling him, forearm against his neck, panting hard. LQG is tomatoe red- definitely from the exertion and NOTHING ELSE.

The crowd erupts- some cheering, most shouting in confusion. SQQ gets up, offering LQG and hand and clapping him on the shoulder. ‘Nice fight!’ He says, as true as the sun rises in the east with his eyes in happy crescents, sweat on his brow, pink dusting his cheeks.

LQG qi deviates right there on the field.

[imsopopfly]

I love them all, I’m so glad you made more cursed chibis

Cursed 2: electric boogaloo

Em in my -chibi- style. I couldnt stop laughing while making them they look like silly sausages they have every disease

It was fun to do :) I went all in. Really tried putting extra care into all of them (even if I think its pretty obvious who my fav is)

*Zooms in*

Feel free to tell me who is your favorite always happy to read comments!!!

And to decide on who look the most cursed (my bet already on Sabin)

(Yes it took me 3 days to draw chibis, im that slow)

[osakanone]

Exotic doctrine theory: Grappling & Booster-fu

Source of the song is "If you Dare", anime is Orguss 02 episode 1

When all conventional means of machine combat are forclosed, only unconventional means remain: This is what seperates the aces from the jobbers, bitches: the capacity to improvise.

A fighter pilot will jam the WEZ, that's weapon engagement zone: the minimum arming range of a missile before it will hurt both the enemy and yourself -- but what about mech pilots?

You get up in their BAZ; the Ballistic Attack Zone, with the tip of the barrel behind you. How do you stay safe up close like this?

You ever seen any soft-bodied octopus or starfish get into a crab?

They have hard bodies and are all soft underneath, like a mech. They're not impervious.

Why? Any hard body is made of levers:

Drive any joint to its limit and you have an instant fulcrum to rip at the inner structures and shatter the outer form.

But then what?

No blades? No pile bunkers? No problem.

Ground talons. Rollers. Grappling hooks. Joints.

The sheer fucking mass and density of your armour plating.

Your whole body is a weapon.

Some of you make 3:1 against your mass with your boosters.

That's a lot of energy and if it has nowhere to go very bad things happen.

Some of you can do this with neural implants but you've got biofeedback out of the wazoo to contend with, which is why so many of you go twinkly eyed with overload daze out when you lock up with an opponent.

The smart among you are already running a specialist grips and inceptors in your cockpits, so you can dip out of the feedback when you need to and you're TAZ compliant: that's TORSION, ASPECT and ZONE controller, so named for the work of a Dr Senerchia, a fighter who deserved better than they got, and a treasure to us all.

So what does that mean to you?

A mixture of special software, and a pair of extra thumbsticks for your index fingers on your grips above the triggers.

Those of you familiar with loaders or cargo-work will find it familiar.

The rest of you: they're there to override and guide cueing information based entirely on brutal trial and error that'll make the size or weight of your frame irrelevant in CQB.

You can't rely on fixed solvers and playback to do the work for you with some existing motion-plan: You need to invent a new one on the fly using all of your fine control inputs.

So how is this relevant to you?

A Class A heavy support is fucked against a Class F attacker surely with the height difference and loadout, right? That's fifty tons of mass and nine meters of stature apart.

But watch an A slam its talons into the dirt, wrap the F with its wire anchors, and then perform a boost suplex, knock its barrels under the deflection plating of the other guy and follow-up up with a full sabot alpha-strike at point blank.

Any trainer worth their salt will teach you this shit.

You should know how to grapple with your sisters, and to practice regularly in and out of the cockpit. You need to get familiar with how bodies roll across eachother in motion.

You get lucky and you'll get some special training with oxytocin boosting mucus membrane massage and carotid restraint to simulate g-loc until you see stars to keep it memorable.

Have fun out there.

Class dismissed.

[cramathonn]

Thoughts on Jane and Seth as a couple? And fun headcanons about them if you have any?

Ohoho, heck YEAAAH

I love Jane x Seth, they're so cute

Teasing dom woman and dense af submissive and pure man who she can ABSOLUTELY suplex (he'd let her but not without a fight, would so consider it training)

But like, I had a thought before this one and it was just

"Tom and Jerry but make them humans and Jerry is trans and a dominatrix" – My brain about Jane x Seth

And headcanons about them? Hmm, I think Jane would have a hard time spending time with Seth due to her missions and all, but she would try to make time, absolutely.

Seth would SOOO try to get her to come to his family time weekends. I mean, that's his gf, she's family now so like, family weekends with parents AND hot gf? Sign him up!!!

Seth is also the shyest boyo in the planet. Don't het me wrong, he IS dense as fuck, but once he gets the hint? Oh, he's blushing, oh he's hiding behind his tail and turning around to Jane cannot see his face (she loves seeing him all flushed and shy, that's her recharger, your honor)

I also can see them having sparring dates and training dates. Seth is a very hardworking individual and constantly tries to improve his physical capabilities. Considering that Jane EASILY bested him in their first encounter, he'd obviously want to constantly spar with her like, PLEAAAASE TEACH HIM HOW TO BE NIMBLE ON HIS FEET HE IS BEGGING

NSFW headcanons ahead! So if you're a Minor, please stop here!

Jane if VERY naughty. Like, have you SEEN her trailers??? That woman is the incarnation of Aphrodite AND Dionysus combines (aka she's the incarnation of SEX). So like, she will absolutely go down on Seth. Also, T4T Jane x Seth anyone?

But like, since so many ppl see Jane and Seth as Tom and Jerry, may I offer you transfem Jane, the queen of tucking? Like, Seth had NOOO idea she was trans and when he found out he just found her like, 10x hotter.

Like, imagine your girlfriend, who you know is strong af and sooo fucking cunning, finally tells you she is trans and you just "Omfg my girlfrend is so fucking strong and determined and beautiful and she has such a huge di-"

Seth is a virgin, I'm sorry but that SHOULD be common knowledge between all in the fandom. Like, bro has NO game due to how dense and blunt he is. While Jane has THE game, like, even Belle said she had rizz for fuck's sake! That woman is bisexual hazard in a way that she CAUSES the hazard and is, most possibly, a lot of people's bi awakenings (I just know some poor straight woman is looking at her going like "Wtf, why is she so pretty holy shit I wanna date her" and having to stop and rethink their entire history with sexual and/or romantic attraction)

Either way, Seth is prideful but not in an arrogant way, so I'm having a hard time deciding if he would vehemently deny that he's a virgin or if he would just... Say it. NO WAIT, BETTER OUTCOME. Jane is making out with him and he's so nervous and he has a boner (or his pussy is wet, live your headcanons to the fullest!) and Jane teases him about it and he's so so anxious and nervous and shy and gosh she catches on that it's his first time so quickly and she asks him about it and I can just SEE his ears pressing against his head in shame and him slowly nodding without making eye contact....

Soft first time. Jane is SO caring with him for his first time. Ngl, they probably continue to go soft for the first couple of times before Seth is comfortable with experiencing... But I feel like he would be very vanilla even after experimenting (is also very traditional with the "sex is supposed to be romantic" thought and that almost fucks up his first time until Jane calmed him down through it and just... Told him it doesn't need to be romantic and it can just be a fun and enjoyable activity)

Either way, Jane is kinky af, she was a dominatrix once and you CANNOT take that away from me. She revels when Seth lets her go rough on him and she's like, the queen of aftercare, change my mind

Very healthy couple who respects each other's boundaries. She knows she has to be blunt and very literal with Seth so that he can get things and he kinda appreciates it, since it's not always that people understand his problem with getting social clues or context hints. He hated it at the beginning, thinking Jane was babying him, but he quickly understood that he wouldn't be able to understand her boundaries as well of she didn't do that, so he talked to her that day and thanked her PROFUSELY (they ended up cuddling in bed after that)

[riverreignwrites]

Love, Lies... and a flying pot

Nightwing x male reader/character

Requested? yes/no

Warnings: Knife, mention of stabbing, kitchenware used as self defensive weapons

Intended reader: Male Reader/Female reader

Parts: One

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Nightwing had faced a lot of close calls in his life.

Death traps. Aliens. A Joker bomb made of laughing gas and confetti. But none of those compared—none of them—to the moment he narrowly avoided death-by-boiling-water at the hands of his very adorable, very asleep-should-be, very unhinged boyfriend.

Dick Grayson had slipped out of bed at 2:07 AM, soft as a whisper. Nico had been curled up beside him like the human equivalent of a sleepy kitten: all warm limbs, caramel skin, and a mop of dark brown hair buried into Dick’s chest. The man was notoriously impossible to wake. He slept like the dead.

Which was why Dick knew—knew—he could sneak out for patrol, pop back in like he just had an unusually long bathroom break, and Nico wouldn’t remember anything except possibly dreaming about painting their cat again.

Easy.

He made it back through the apartment window, silent as shadow, landing directly in the kitchen. The plan was simple: peel off the suit, tiptoe to the bedroom, sneak back into bed, and pretend like he hadn’t just stopped a weapons deal five blocks over.

Except.

Nico was awake.

And in the kitchen.

Wielding a knife, a boiling pot, tongs, a spatula, and an unreasonable amount of rage.

"WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU?! I KNOW HOW TO STAB!" Nico shrieked, eyes wild, hair flopping around like an anime character about to go feral.

Dick barely dodged the knife.

Then the pot of boiling water.

Then the actual pot.

“What the hell are you cooking?! Why do you have that much heat going on at once?!” Dick shouted, backflipping over the kitchen island.

Nico, now brandishing chopsticks like he’d trained at the Shaolin temple, hissed, “YOU’RE GONNA DIE, WEIRDO.”

“I’M NOT A WEIRDO!”

“You’re IN MY HOUSE, in a SKIN-TIGHT SUIT!”

Dick ducked as a plastic plate went flying.

“BABE! BABE! IT’S ME!” he shouted, desperately yanking off his domino mask mid-dodge. “It’s me, it’s—DICK! RICHARD! RICHY!”

Nico froze, blinked twice, and lowered the chopsticks. “...Are you INSANE, Richard John Grayson?!”

Oh no. The full name.

Dick stood panting, arms out like he was surrendering to a cop. “Okay, yes! But also, can we acknowledge the fact that I just survived four kitchen-based assassination attempts?! Five if you had used the chopsticks!”

Nico dropped the utensils and sat heavily on a stool, face pale. “I thought—I thought someone broke in. What—why—what are you wearing?”

Dick looked down. “...Kevlar.”

“WHY.”

Dick opened his mouth, paused, then closed it again. “Okay, so... there’s something I need to tell you.”

“Oh my god,” Nico groaned, running both hands through his hair. “You’re a stripper. Or a furry. Or a crime-themed stripper and a furry.”

“Wha—no! Babe. I’m Nightwing.”

Silence.

Like, actual silence. Even the fridge had the decency to stop humming.

Nico stared at him, dead-eyed. “Nightwing. Like. The Nightwing.”

“Yeah.”

“The guy who flips off rooftops, punches people in the teeth, and once suplexed Bane into a dumpster.”

“That’s me!” Dick said, trying to smile helpfully.

Nico’s eye twitched. “That’s you. That’s the man who eats yogurt with a fork and cried over a Pixar short.”

“I was emotional!”

Nico got up, slowly, walked over, and poked Dick in the chest. “You lied to me.”

Dick’s smile dropped. “I didn’t mean to. I just... didn’t know how to tell you.”

“You didn’t know how to tell me you’re Batman Lite?!”

“Batman... hotter, maybe.”

“Dick—!”

“I was protecting you, okay?” Dick said, hands raised. “You’re soft. And sweet. And—adorable, like, violently adorable. The kind of adorable that could get kidnapped by accident.”

Nico narrowed his eyes. “I just tried to murder you with a boiling pot of soup.”

“And I’ve never been more terrified in my life.” Dick deadpanned. “And I’ve fought literal demons.”

Nico stared at him. Dick stared back.

Then Nico sighed, deflating, and slumped into Dick’s chest. “...I really liked not being worried every time you went to the bathroom.”

“I know,” Dick murmured, wrapping his arms around him. “I’m sorry.”

Nico mumbled against his shirt, “You’re doing the dishes for the next six weeks.”

“Fair.”

“And you’re explaining this to my therapist.”

“...Okay, now that’s too far.”

Nico smacked him lightly. “Also, I still kinda wanna stab you.”

Dick chuckled, relieved. “Honestly? Valid.”

“Next time,” Nico muttered, “you sneak in the front door. Or I swear to God, I will weaponize the rice cooker.”

“Noted.” He pulled back and kissed Nico’s forehead gently. “I love you.”

“Shut up.”

“Still love you.”

“…I might still love you too.”

[pilot-boi]

I could see Jaune becoming very much like Anakin, under the right circumstances. Someone whose moral compass points to those he cares about. And if it means keeping them safe, nothing is off limits. He would hate it, certainly, but, if it meant their safety was guaranteed... Also I think Adam should get suplexed. It's unrelated, but I just think the mental image of Yang suplexing him in the middle of an evil monologue is very funny and more than a little deserved.

Oh yeah, Jaune is very Anakin coded to me.

(I’m gonna do a whole talk, but please note that I am NOT a die hard Star Wars fan. My knowledge comes exclusively from the movies)

He has darkness in him that he actively fights against to do The Right Thing. The big difference is Jaune has influences that guide him towards the light, whereas Anakin has influences that pushed him towards the dark

I mean the whole reason Anakin committed to the Dark Side (was he was manipulated into it) was he was so terrified of losing his wife and child that he was willing to commit atrocities if it meant he was strong enough to save them

I could totally see Jaune doing the same thing if he was also pushed down that path. This is why those Dark Arc AUs where he’s trained by Salem make sense to me. It could never happen in canon, but in an AU where feeding into his darker tendencies was encouraged? I can totally see it

I mean look at the Ever After. Without the positive influence of his friends, Jaune fell into a self destructive spiral where he was hurting the Paper Pleasers out of a (trauma fueled) need to protect them

How is Jaune trying to kill Cinder out of revenge any different than Anakin killing the Sand People out of revenge? The outcomes were different, obviously, but the motivations were the same

Again, the reason they’re different is because of their influences

Anakin was being manipulated by Sideous as soon as they met, the old man was grooming him into becoming the perfect apprentice. Anakin’s fall was inevitable as soon as they met

On the other hand, Jaune was being trained by Pyrrha, the kindest and most generous person in the fucking show. When she dies, he starts going down a dark path, but he’s flung bodily back into the light when he unlocks his Semblance and realizes he was MADE to heal people

It’s just very interesting to me how two characters can have similar motivations but end up with very different moral compasses because of the people around them

Also, your unrelated comment is very legit. I also think it would be hilarious to see Yang suplex Anakin

[vigilante-fangirl]

Heroes Guide to Parenting

Adrian Chase/Vigilante x Reader Prompt: Surprise you're pregnant! What will you tell the team? What are you going to tell Adrian?!

Warnings: Reader is AFAB, Pregnancy, Cursing and Spoilers for season 1 finale of peacemaker in later chapters

The early morning at the headquarters of the office record store was shrouded in a quiet atmosphere. While everyone else busied themselves with typing on their computers or fine-tuning their weapons after a grueling mission, you found yourself slumped on the office couch, clad in your hero costume, feeling utterly miserable. "Ughhh! Kill meee!" you whined, the intensity of your complaint earning you a pen thrown by Harcourt, which ended up hitting your nose.

"Fucking shut UP!" Harcourt snapped, her patience wearing thin. "You've been complaining nonstop since we got back from the mission! Either go home or sit up and keep quiet." She punctuated her reprimand with a piercing glare. Before you could retort to her harsh words, an overwhelming wave of nausea surged through your body. The sensation hit you like a freight train, and you sprinted out of the room in a desperate bid to reach the bathroom, where you found yourself violently vomiting. Confusion spread among your teammates as they exchanged perplexed glances, unsure of what had just transpired.

"She's been sick for the last couple of weeks," Adebayo voiced her concern, closing her laptop and cringing at the distressing sounds emanating from the bathroom.

"Yeah, but only in the mornings?" Vigilante chimed in absentmindedly, engrossed in the task of polishing his throwing knives. "She's usually back to normal by the afternoon, so no big deal."

"Speak for yourself, dude!" Economos snapped at Vigilante, seated uncomfortably in a shirt that was a size too small. "Your girlfriend friggin' threw up on me while we were in the van! Now I have to wear this!" He grumbled, spinning around in his chair to point at a shopping bag filled with vomit-stained clothes. His now shirt being the only thing from the lost and found.

"She's not my girlfriend! Did... did she say she was my girlfriend?" Adrian questioned with an awkward grin, finally lifting his gaze from his previous preoccupation. However, his smile quickly faded as he registered the disappointed expressions on his teammates' faces.

"I don't know, man. Maybe we should check on her? This isn't normal for her to be this sick," Adebayo suggested sympathetically, her gaze fixed on the closed bathroom door, brimming with concern

"Listen, I've known (Y/L/N) for years. She's fine. She gets sick all the time, but she toughs it out. Now let's get back to work," Harcourt declared, gesturing towards the cluttered desks and piles of paperwork. However, her words fell on deaf ears as the team members continued their discussion about what could be wrong with you.

"Well, she has been moodier lately," Vigilante chimed in, his mind wandering as he recalled recent events.

Economos, leaning back in his chair and clicking his pen, sneered. "Like how she suplexed Peacemaker the other day just for asking if her costume got tighter."

Peacemaker, who glared at Economos for his comment, couldn't resist adding a quip. "Whatever, baby tee! She got lucky! She's so little I didn't see her coming. Like an angry lil Oompa Loompa."

Economos pulled down the small shirt, silenced by Peacemaker's remark. Peacemaker then turned to Vigilante. 

"Nah, bro, but  (Y/L/N) has been aggro lately. Remember that patrol we had a week ago?"

The scene shifted to a vivid flashback.

You stood atop a dog walker, mercilessly curb stomping the guy into the ground. Vigilante and Peacemaker watched, torn between concern and awe. While Peacemaker wondered when to intervene, Vigilante's gaze remained fixed on you, as if you had stolen his heart.

"I think you got him, bro?" Peacemaker offered tentatively. "Plus, I don't think he did anything illegal—"

"He yanked the poor puppy and then didn't pick up its poop! Animal abuse and littering?!" You interjected, halting your assault momentarily to pull the guy up by his hair.

"I didn't see the shit!" he sobbed, hoping for some leniency as you dropped him and resumed your relentless attack.

"Too baddd!" you yelled, your voice filled with a mixture of anger and satisfaction.

The flashback ended abruptly, and the team returned to the present, the memory of your intense outburst lingering in the air.

"Yeah! That was so hot!" Vigilante chuckled, lost in his thoughts as he reminisced about that night. His comment earned a groan from the team, prompting him to quickly clarify, "I meant it in a friend way, guys!" He course-corrected, fully aware that you would have his head if the group discovered the true nature of both of your late-night shenanigans.

Harcourt wished she could drown out the team's conversation, but a sudden realization struck her like a truck. "Wait? Nausea only in the morning? Constant mood swings? Is she... tired all the time?" she asked Vigilante, who looked at her with a puzzled expression.

"Yeah? She sleeps a lot after patrols! It's kind of cute as she—" Vigilante's words were cut off by Harcourt's interruption.

"Shut it!" she snapped, then turned to Adebayo, her eyes wide with hope to confirm her suspicions. Adebayo looked at her, initially perplexed, before her eyes widened in realization, her hand covering her mouth in surprise. Economos and Peacemaker were the last two to connect the dots, apart from Vigilante, who stood there utterly confused. They all knew there was something between you and Vigilante, some kind of relationship, but they were not aware the extent to it’s intimate nature. From the way you wore his clothes after missions to how he constantly hovered near you like a lost puppy, it was evident that there was more to your connection.

A heavy silence fell upon the office until it was shattered by the loud, sickening sound of your vomiting from the bathroom. Peacemaker burst into laughter, collapsing onto the table, while Economos joined in, unable to contain his amusement as he looked at Vigilante.Harcourt and Adebayo sighed in exasperation at the team's reactions.

"I can't believe that idiot, and by you of all people," Harcourt muttered, rubbing her temples in annoyance as she pointed at Adrian.

"Didn't you guys, you know... use protection?" Adebayo asked sheepishly, prompting Peacemaker to laugh even louder.

Vigilante looked rather confused for a moment before attempting to recall the details.

Another Flashback

You had convinced Adrian to accompany you to Walmart to run errands, despite his initial reluctance. After all, you believed it was something a proper boyfriend should do. As you pushed the shopping cart, Adrian's attention seemed to drift away, his gaze fixed on you as you playfully brushed the hair from your face while cracking a joke. Little by little, he started noticing the subtle things you did, like how you loved wearing his hoodies, which he intentionally bought extra baggy just so you would swim in them. Adrian couldn't help but smile as you continued talking, occasionally lifting the hoodie to hide the various hickeys that adorned your neck. His eyes wandered down, noticing the tight yoga shorts hugging your hips, and the way they accentuated your curves. Lost in a daze, his thoughts converged on that very moment when the shorts rode up, revealing the curve of your ass.

"Condoms!" Adrian suddenly blurted out, his voice echoing through the aisle as he remembered what he needed. You spun around, desperately trying to shush him as disapproving glances from nearby moms were cast in your direction. 

"W-what, Adr?" you asked, looking around in confusion."Condoms! That's what I was trying to remember!" Adrian grinned, his usual goofiness on full display as he guided the cart towards the family planning section. He was about to grab a box when you smacked his hand, causing it to drop.

 "Ow! (Y/n), what the hell?" he protested, rubbing his hand and looking at you as if you were insane.

"Look at that price, babe! $11.99 for a box? That's too expensive!" you argued, placing the box back on the shelf.

"But you have some shower stuff that costs, like, $79 in the cart," he pointed out, reaching for the box again, only to receive another slap. This back-and-forth continued, with Adrian growing increasingly frustrated after each slap.

"(Y/N)!" he finally exclaimed, his annoyance evident in his voice, but you stood your ground, crossing your arms.

 "I refuse to pay that amount, Adrian! Besides, we don't even need those! God's got me!" you declared confidently, catching sight of a shelf displaying the new squishmallows. Adrian had intended to argue further, but as you ran over to the shelf, his attention was once again diverted by your hoodie riding up, revealing more of your enchanting figure.

The flashback came to an end, and the team returned to the present. 

Adrian's eyes widened in shock as he finally pieced everything together. Peacemaker, still laughing almost breathlessly, couldn't contain himself upon hearing the story.

"God... got me?" Harcourt and Adebayo both yelled in disbelief, their exasperation evident. "Both of you are idiots," Harcourt muttered, shooting glares at the closed bathroom door. She had expected this kind of behavior from Vigilante, but not from you.

Peacemaker attempted to catch his breath, jokingly remarking, "Aw, looks like thimble's little soldiers can still hit their target!" However, the gravity of the situation quickly sank in for Vigilante. 

"Dude! This is serious! N-no way, right? She would have told me!" he exclaimed, grappling with the reality that if you were indeed pregnant, you hadn't been dating for that long. The question of what he would do next weighed heavily on his mind as he turned towards the bathroom door, calling out your name with urgency.

The scene shifted to an hour ago, with you trembling inside the bathroom. You had pretended to be sick, using it as an opportunity to test the waters. From your cloak, you produced a box of pregnancy tests, investing a hefty $17.99 in ensuring the accuracy of the results. 

With a feverish haste, you tore open the box, causing the tests to clatter onto the floor. Hastily unzipping your costume and discarding the cloak, you sat on the toilet seat, nervously fumbling for one of the tests and scanning the torn instructions.As you peed on the blue stick, you placed it on the counter, praying fervently for the next three minutes. Your pleas to the heavens mirrored those of a sinner seeking redemption in church, as you shut your eyes tightly. The moment arrived, and you cautiously retrieved the test, squinting to discern the results. Two bright blue lines stared back at you.

"Like hell I am!" you exclaimed defiantly, discarding the test and grabbing another one. Once again, after three minutes had passed, two blue lines appeared before your eyes.

“....fuck.” is all you could say before a wave of nausea hit you causing you to actually vomit. 

[the-cat-and-the-birdie]

OMGGGG I JUST thought of the most killer new Signature move for Diane but I'm pretty sure if you actually did it in battle the person would absolutely die or be CLOSE to it yfyfyho

But like A ROLLER SKATING FLYING SUPLEX UMMMMMMM I NEED TO DRAW THIS

But before that:

Hobie & Diane: That One Time Diane Almost Killed Hobie by Flying Suplex (and he was really happy about it)

[Hobie x OC!DiscoSpider Diane Headcanon]

Came to be while Diane showing her early training. Hobie offered to be her training partner in her battle evaluation and they tied TWICE and they were gonna place her in Class B (Hobies Class S)

But Hobie was like no she can be A. He's not even her mentor. Jess is like, no she can work her way up to A. She's needs to be in B

But Hobie is insisting and Miguel is like okay fine fine ONE MORE okay

before the third time he was like 'listen you just gotta fucking go for it don't go easy on me' but even DIANE doesn't think she could hit A Class but she really wants to be sorted there

And Hobie is like fuck it cause he's so set now on pushing her that far and proving himself right cause he's knows she can do it

And every time she's like 'I really don't think I can' he's like 'U can. Now stop thinking and fight'

The whole third fight he was pestering her and trying to get her to think on her feet and trying to corner her. And now he's going full force like not holding back. He hands a punch to her chest and she's like 'DAMN what did I DO'

But by this time Jess and Miguel are whispering and she's like FUCK I might even get C Class now and Hobie is DRAGGING this fight out. Like he's not going for finishers he just wants to wear her out.

THEN HE STARTS TAUNTING HER

KNOWING Diane gets embarrassed easily, and they're fighting then he mentions the night they met and starts quoting her (very vulgar words)

[Diane's like 'why this mans brought me here with all these weirdos making me do all these tests he been beating my ass this whole week See this what happen when you talk to men in clubs IM SICK OF HIM']

SO she just RUSHES HIM and does this skating move up the wall then tries to backflip and SUPLEX him. Like 20 feet up.

she did that and they all had to call it before she even finished the move

(of course she would never complete it on him but she came damn close)

Diane had never done anything like that before but she had never been THAT annoyed before either.

Hobie got up from this near death experience gloating about "Was that B Class? Was THAT B CLASS!!!!? Daiquiri ain't one to doubt, I'm telling you man."

But thats how she learned her Skating Backflip Suplex move. And how she got into Class A.

And Diane was still pissed at him after. Not that Hobie cared.

I HAVE TO DRAW IT BUT YOU GET WHAT I MEAN RIGHT, LIKE SKATING ALONG THE FLOOR JUMP UP SKATE THE WALL 20 FT BACKFLIP INTO A SUPLEX LIKE THAT?

DO YOU SEE?

She showed me her doing that and I was like

Chile I think that might kill people.. Like please tell me you ain't doing that often

And she's like 🤷🏾‍♀️ define often

How high she skates depends on how much she wants the fight to be over lol

[frostyreturns]

Frosty Ruins The Yearling

This is a movie where there isn't much to say because it's such a simple movie. However I like the simple charm of it, anything like this in the settler/pioneer time period is going to be interesting at least a little. On the other hand I'm not as much a fan of the setting as I am for some other similar stories. The marshy swampland homestead doesn't speak to me the same way as a little house on the prairie or a winter cabin in the woods.

That being said when a story is simple and wholesome it can also be boring at times. However there is one rather exciting but pretty brutal part. There is a scene where a pack of dogs fight off a bear…and there were no camera tricks, no special effects…they just literally filmed dogs fighting a bear. At first I thought maybe the animals were trained really well and none of them were actually trying to hurt each other…then I watched the bear practically suplex one of the dogs and I realized…no this is just from an era where you could just make animals fight and hurt each other on camera for the sake of the movie. Now I'm no PETAfag, I'll gladly kill and eat a bear but I don't see any sense in being needlessly cruel to animals and abusing them for entertainment in a film doesn't qualify as a legitimate reason to harm an animal. Especially when it's called the Yearling and centers around a boy taking care of an animal. So that didn't sit right with me but not in a way where it would ruin the whole movie.

I also think the anachronistic acting is kind of funny because you have an actor who is clearly not a southener saying words like Tabacci with clear dignified enunciation, and not even really attempting to speak like someone who actually had that accent..but he says the words like as though he did have the accent. It's ridiculous but again it can be looked past because most of the acting from this era was pretty bad by todays standard.

I also kind of hate the music, all these old movies from this era had that same super high pitched ambient wailing/singing where you can't hear a word of it. Part of the reason is the tinny sound quality being awful but even if it was perfect with modern audio I can't see enjoying it.

One of the problems I had plotwise is their explanation for why the mom is so cunty, I didn't buy at all. "I lost a child so I'm mean to the one I have now"…what kind of sense does that make. The man buys her a gift and she yells at him for being stupid for wasting money. Like I get the point is that it's a hard life and even minor luxuries we would view as neccessities were rare and ill advised given how close to the edge they lived…however you can make that point graciously. You can insist something is too much and that you don't need expensive gifts…and also accept them graciously instead of yelling till everyone clears the room and only admitting to yourself you appreciated it in private.

Also spoiler alert if you plan to see this now ancient movie and haven't yet. I also don't get the ending, making the kid kill his pet himself, him running away almost getting himself killed. I really didn't understand any of the characters in this, maybe it's that the characters are supposed to be that way, maybe it's that it's a story from another time and place, but I just thought all the main characters behaved kind of ridiculously. And I didn't like the message of the movie either and the obvious comparisons between the deer growing and the boy growing up. The whole message is life sucks and now you know how badly its gonna fuck you. On the one hand part of the reason it sucks is because you forced the boy to kill his own pet for no reason and then let him nearly die in the woods, that's not a life thing that's a you fucked up thing. There could have been a message about how life is difficult and part of growing up is realizing that without presenting such a bleak and tragic view of the world.

In the end I don't think this movie was for me, because by the end I was wondering why they hadn't already eaten the fucking deer, personally I think they tolerated it nearly ruining them for way too long. Just don't make the boy do it himself. Kill it take it to your neighbours and trade the meat with them so you don't kill the animal for nothing and so the boy doesn't have to eat his own pet. Trade the venison for some pork. There were so many common sense ways this could have worked out better that to blame it on life in general, even considering that theirs was a harder life...doesn't make sense.

Overall wasn't terrible C-

[ask-the-achs]

This is gonna be fun.

VEGA VS MOTHER MIDNIGHT

Ugliness is a matter of perspective.

Vega info

Hight:6 foot 1

Weight:185lbs

Weapons:Bare Hands, Claw.

Strengths:as one of Shadowloo's four heavily kings and number one assassin he's one of the strongest and deadliest street fighters. Superhuman strength (can kick full grown men into the air he can slice motorcycles apart and smash through walls. Can easily suplex the 302lb sumo wrestler E.Honda) Superhuman durability (can survive getting upercutted into a chandelier by Ken and can get kicked through walls by Chun li. Shook off getting punched by Balrog who can punch an elephant to death. [Elephants can take 10000lbs of force without succumbing to head injury induced death. That poor elephant.]) Superhuman speed (He's well known as one of if not the fastest street fighter. Can speed blitz half the street fighter roster) highly skilled in fighting (his whole fighting style is a somehow expertly mixed combination of Spanish bull fighting and Japanese ninjitsu)

Weaknesses:Despite the feats of the fighters and skills he's rather frail compared to most of the roster not helped by a lack of armour though he's very skilled at dodging. Will torture his foe instead of killing them when given the chance. Will lose his fucking marbles if his face gets damaged. Due to his past he views all things beautiful as good and ugly as evil and will carve up anything ugly. (This comes from him coming home to see his gorgeous mother getting murdered by his ugly stepfather.)

Mother Midnight info

Hight:6 foot 4

Weight:100lbs (due to...her body.)

Weapons:Bare Hands, chains, ball weight, her own coffin.

Strengths:as an anomaly held in the Achs main base she's one of the stronger anomalies and these guys deal with a lot. Superhuman strength (Despite her body being all manner of fucked up she's capable of flipping cars derailing trains with a kick and effortlessly smashing through bullet proof glass. Despite being a harmless anomaly she's held in a danger anomaly cell. Most harmless and danger anomalies can bend steel. The weakest danger anomaly has been known to level 2 story buildings and MM can be considered the strongest danger anomly.) Superhuman durability (can no sell being stabbed shot is immune to fire and the cold. Got ran over by a minivan and stood back up not feeling it. Anti tank weapons and chainsaws can slow her down but not enough to make her weaker.) Suprising speed (Despite being covered in chains wearing platform heels held together with tar and having a 50lb weighted steel ball she's Suprisingly fast enough to dodge swipes from Moontear who's a skilled kickboxer. Has thrown her coffin fast enough and hard enough to obliterate men before any can duck.) Due to essentially being a corpse with no organs she can tear herself in half to make herself faster. Somehow can reassemble herself when needed. Can manipulate tar to reattach her limbs through staples and threads. Highly skilled at stitching herself or other things together. Due to her faith in 'the Others' she can read minds and souls allowing her to sense intent.

Weaknesses:really naive and dense along with kinda dumb (due to her dieing from a chandler falling on her head so hard it slip her head open tearing her brain in two and mangling her frontal lobe) being a corpse without her organs she's not in good condition physically. If her head is damaged or removed from her body she will die and stay dead till her head is put back on her body. Due to her becoming a nun after her first death due to a group of religious followers of 'The Others' she's a pacifist by nature unless she 'Finds a horrendously rottenly ugly soul' Kaito claims spirit tags can trap her still meaning she can be excorsised like any yokai pr spirit though people don't know why she's still around.

[blueonwrestling]

fuck me sideways that snap suplex was BRUTAL, right lads thats it, im officially on the queen aminata train and im on it HARD.

[princess-of-the-corner]

Shilling Symphogear some more, because seriously, Watch It! (Stolen From r/anime. Some Out Of Context Spoilers)

If Punching the moon, Punching trains, Punching through dimensions, Surfing on missiles, Punching through a mountain, Suplexing a space shuttle, Punching tanks, surfing on helichoppers, Punching a helicarrier, Punching Corpses, Punching Lasers and Punching through Antarctica and the Sky, Punching Heaven and Hell, God and everything in between isnt your idea of fun and entertainment, then i wonder what you even like.

Symphogear is one of the most over the top anime out there and its an immensely enjoyable experience.

Symphogear was the greatest experience of my anime watching life and i will never forget the crazy ride it gave me with all of the other fans.

So if you like girls punching shit, please watch Symphogear.

Oh that sounds fucking fantastic actually

[shiinagamii]

(a/n: I changed the fc of EBK Hekka because him being Dave East seems more fitting to me)

How the Soul Society talks about EBK HEKKA

random shinigami: That nigga doesn't even own black air forces, he owns all black timbs.

*cues static*

random shinigami: fighting EBK Hekka is like fighting Dr. Strange if he was trained by 2014 prime Seth Rollins and the legend killer version of Randy Orton himself.

*cues static*

random shinigami: When this nigga fought Ichigo, he told him that he was gonna stomp him so hard that the next person he sees is Masaki.

interviewer: Masaki?! As in Ichigo's dead mother?!

random shinigami: YUP! And he woke up and saw her too!

*cues static*

random shinigami: THIS NIGGA TOLD KENPACHI THAT HE'S THE REASON WHY HE EVEN STARTED THE KENPACHI TREND IN THE FIRST PLACE BUT, HE GAVE IT UP BECAUSE HE GOT BORED BEATING UP NIGGAS! DO YOU KNOW HOW TERRIFYING THAT IS?!

*cues static*

random shinigami: Hekka literally was not only the original captain of squad eleven but, he was literally a royal guard when he was young too!

interviewer: How old was he when he rose up to the ranks?

random shinigami: 10 years old he became a captain and 15 when he became a royal court guard member.

interviewer: THE FUCK?!

*cues static*

random shinigami: he German suplexed Byakuya so hard that his soul flew into the hookah lounge.

interviewer: that sounds about tame...

random shinigami: then he hit him with the hookah bottle so fast that his gigai transported to The Bronx and his spirit flew all the way to Harlem. *starts crying* he even yelled fore in the process too!

interviewer: Jesus JaylinDeMarcus Christ.....

*cues static*

random shinigami: the craziest thing about this is that he doesn't even use his zanpakuto like that; he just uses his were hyena form, his hands and feet and his new york magic. But, he actually has two shikais and six bankais according to Captain Kyoraku.

Interviewer: NIGGA I BEG YOUR FINEST FUCKING PARDON?!

*cues static*

random shinigami: if you see this nigga wipe his nose with his finger, start running. If you hear hyena laughter after he wipes his nose and starts charging himself up, RUN! FASTER!

*cues static*

random shinigami: Shunsui Kyoraku, you dumb drunk bitch ass nigga, why the fuck did you think it was a good idea to put Hekka in the same room with the nigga that got him exiled from the soul society like they don't got beef with each other?! He used you as a weapon to knock out this nigga Aizen into next year. That's how much he hates that nigga.

*cues static*

random shinigami: this nigga formed a crew that consists of a gang banging quincy that's highly skilled in voodoo, four strippers that are reincarnated from elemental gods from different pantheons, three unserious ass espadas that Aizen experimented on who like to fight just because, two fullbringer sisters who are part time rappers and a soul reaper that is not only the get away driver of the crew but was only the former lieutenant to Captain Unohana crazy ass. Let all of that sink in.

*cues static*

random shinigami: Do you have any idea what EBK stands for?! It stands for Eloquent Brawling Killers, but yet they fight like they're in WWE. Not to mention that he made himself and his crew immortal, yeah so imma just go on ahead and put in my two weeks notice right now-

interviewer: If you don't sit your ass down right now.