#SUPLEXING A FUCKING TRAIN

[roryhastoomanyfandoms]

Concept for Beyond The Spiderverse; Miles gets his shit rocked by whatever, maybe a heroic sacrifice attempt. O'Hara gets over to him first, and Miles, one (1) inch from death, sees a dark, broad figure in blue above him through the haze of pain and near-death fog, and tells who he thinks is his father that he's sorry and that he loves him.

Cue Miguel "Repressed Catholic Grieving Father Who Was Just Trying To Maim This Child" O'Hara trying to 1; cope with being a dad again, in any capacity, for even a moment, and 2; figure out if he should play along and pretend to be Jefferson, so this child can at least think he's dying in the comfort of his father's presence

[skele8rity]

that train post. wait. you know how some old rpg games had this absolutely fucked tendency to have a boss sometimes that was overall normal appearance-wise, until you got it to like a quarter health and then it was like brain-scarringly terrifying and awesome because suddenly it was falling apart and horrible. like ballos in cave story

remember that fucking ghost train from ffvi

[krisssssssy]

I wish I had played this as a kid, however, Sabin suplexing the train moment was still cool as hell at 33

[tongjaitongjai]

CrypticGod!Merlin and Worshipper aka fanboy Mordred CRACK AU - Part 3

Part 1 | Part 2 | Part 3

Merlin learns that being a god in semi-mortal form is very difficult when having a strong follower like Mordred.

Mordred, like many who pray to their god as some kind of anchor, will often pray something along the lines of ‘Emrys, give me strength and courage’ or ‘Emrys, please be with me through this difficult time’ unconsciously.

Except, unlike the normies, his commitment and belief are EXTREMELY STRONG, so when he prays strong enough, HIS GOD ACTUALLY SHOWS UP:

Arthur, charging him during sparring: Come on, Mordred! You can do better than this!!

Mordred: (anxiously praying) Emrys helps me

Merlin, suddenly appears between Arthur and Mordred, with Arthur about to smash him with the sword: THE FUCK—

Obviously, he is banned from praying during sparring, but occasionally Merlin will still pop up out of nowhere when he is anxious, and the knights eventually have to get used to it:

Arthur: Today, the neighbouring kingdom’s knights will join us for the practice, and there will be some competitions. I hope all of you are ready to protect and uphold the honour of Camelot’s knights. Any defeat is unacc—-

Arthur:

Arthur: any defeat is understandable, for one must lose before learning true victory, so please don’t get too stressed, especially you, Mordred.

Mordred: How do you know I am stressed?

Gwaine, carrying Merlin, who pop up above his head the moment Arthur said ‘defeat’, on his neck : Yeah, I wonder how

As their relationship improves, the power of Mordred’s prayer gets stronger. Not only can Merlin feels his emotions and more in-depth thoughts through the prayer, it also affects Merlin’s power, in both endearing and also straight-up ridiculous ways.

Lancelot, whispers: You are very upset because of that Lord Asshole’s shitty comment toward the Druids, aren’t you.

Mordred, calm and composed: No, I am a knight of Camelot and a grown man, I will not be bothered by something so trivial. I am not upset at all.

Lancelot: You aren’t praying to Merlin now are you.

Mordred: How is that relevant?

Merlin: *BARGING INTO THE MEETING* *SHOOTING FIRE BEAMS FROM HIS EYE, DESTROYING THE PATH AS HE WALKS* *GRABBING LORD ASSHOLE BY A COLLAR THEN PROCEEDS TO GERMAN SUPLEX HIM ON THE TABLE*

Arthur, watching this happens for the third time this week:

Arthur: Mordred, we talked about this, you have to express your thoughts and feelings verbally, not by praying to Merlin

Merlin: Don’t force him Arthur! He will talk when he is ready!

Arthur: STOP SPOILING HIM YOU ARE JUST HAPPY YOU GET TO PUNCH NOBLES

Also, when he is extremely happy, he prays to Merlin as well, like ‘Thanks Emrys for all the good fortunes that happen to me today’

Elyan: Arthur complimented Mordred at training today didn’t he? Maybe saying something like ‘you are going to be one of Camelot finest knights soon’

Percival: How do you know??? you were not there today????

Elyan, watching Merlin’s skin glows, not even in an oh so beautiful ethereal way but like a radioactive sun way: It’s .. hard to miss…

The first time Mordred wins a tournament, Merlin radiates for three days straight. His voice also sounds godly with all the weirdly smooth echoes and harp melody complimenting his every word. Mordred is exhilarated. Arthur is going insane. Merlin finally officially bans Mordred from praying to him.

[imsopopfly]

I love them all, I’m so glad you made more cursed chibis

Cursed 2: electric boogaloo

Em in my -chibi- style. I couldnt stop laughing while making them they look like silly sausages they have every disease

It was fun to do :) I went all in. Really tried putting extra care into all of them (even if I think its pretty obvious who my fav is)

*Zooms in*

Feel free to tell me who is your favorite always happy to read comments!!!

And to decide on who look the most cursed (my bet already on Sabin)

(Yes it took me 3 days to draw chibis, im that slow)

[cramathonn]

Thoughts on Jane and Seth as a couple? And fun headcanons about them if you have any?

Ohoho, heck YEAAAH

I love Jane x Seth, they're so cute

Teasing dom woman and dense af submissive and pure man who she can ABSOLUTELY suplex (he'd let her but not without a fight, would so consider it training)

But like, I had a thought before this one and it was just

"Tom and Jerry but make them humans and Jerry is trans and a dominatrix" – My brain about Jane x Seth

And headcanons about them? Hmm, I think Jane would have a hard time spending time with Seth due to her missions and all, but she would try to make time, absolutely.

Seth would SOOO try to get her to come to his family time weekends. I mean, that's his gf, she's family now so like, family weekends with parents AND hot gf? Sign him up!!!

Seth is also the shyest boyo in the planet. Don't het me wrong, he IS dense as fuck, but once he gets the hint? Oh, he's blushing, oh he's hiding behind his tail and turning around to Jane cannot see his face (she loves seeing him all flushed and shy, that's her recharger, your honor)

I also can see them having sparring dates and training dates. Seth is a very hardworking individual and constantly tries to improve his physical capabilities. Considering that Jane EASILY bested him in their first encounter, he'd obviously want to constantly spar with her like, PLEAAAASE TEACH HIM HOW TO BE NIMBLE ON HIS FEET HE IS BEGGING

NSFW headcanons ahead! So if you're a Minor, please stop here!

Jane if VERY naughty. Like, have you SEEN her trailers??? That woman is the incarnation of Aphrodite AND Dionysus combines (aka she's the incarnation of SEX). So like, she will absolutely go down on Seth. Also, T4T Jane x Seth anyone?

But like, since so many ppl see Jane and Seth as Tom and Jerry, may I offer you transfem Jane, the queen of tucking? Like, Seth had NOOO idea she was trans and when he found out he just found her like, 10x hotter.

Like, imagine your girlfriend, who you know is strong af and sooo fucking cunning, finally tells you she is trans and you just "Omfg my girlfrend is so fucking strong and determined and beautiful and she has such a huge di-"

Seth is a virgin, I'm sorry but that SHOULD be common knowledge between all in the fandom. Like, bro has NO game due to how dense and blunt he is. While Jane has THE game, like, even Belle said she had rizz for fuck's sake! That woman is bisexual hazard in a way that she CAUSES the hazard and is, most possibly, a lot of people's bi awakenings (I just know some poor straight woman is looking at her going like "Wtf, why is she so pretty holy shit I wanna date her" and having to stop and rethink their entire history with sexual and/or romantic attraction)

Either way, Seth is prideful but not in an arrogant way, so I'm having a hard time deciding if he would vehemently deny that he's a virgin or if he would just... Say it. NO WAIT, BETTER OUTCOME. Jane is making out with him and he's so nervous and he has a boner (or his pussy is wet, live your headcanons to the fullest!) and Jane teases him about it and he's so so anxious and nervous and shy and gosh she catches on that it's his first time so quickly and she asks him about it and I can just SEE his ears pressing against his head in shame and him slowly nodding without making eye contact....

Soft first time. Jane is SO caring with him for his first time. Ngl, they probably continue to go soft for the first couple of times before Seth is comfortable with experiencing... But I feel like he would be very vanilla even after experimenting (is also very traditional with the "sex is supposed to be romantic" thought and that almost fucks up his first time until Jane calmed him down through it and just... Told him it doesn't need to be romantic and it can just be a fun and enjoyable activity)

Either way, Jane is kinky af, she was a dominatrix once and you CANNOT take that away from me. She revels when Seth lets her go rough on him and she's like, the queen of aftercare, change my mind

Very healthy couple who respects each other's boundaries. She knows she has to be blunt and very literal with Seth so that he can get things and he kinda appreciates it, since it's not always that people understand his problem with getting social clues or context hints. He hated it at the beginning, thinking Jane was babying him, but he quickly understood that he wouldn't be able to understand her boundaries as well of she didn't do that, so he talked to her that day and thanked her PROFUSELY (they ended up cuddling in bed after that)

[thedawningofthehour]

What's funny about Draxum and Splinter co-parenting is that they're both overprotective in completely opposite directions.

Drax is the ultimate crunchy mom, kids eat only nutritious home-cooked meals free of added salt and sugars and artificial dyes. Dessert is reserved for very special occasions, and there's no junk food or soda allowed in his house. Meanwhile Splinter watches them eat stale cheerios off the floor and is like "meh, the dirt gives them extra minerals."

Draxum looks over the ingredients list of every product in his house obsessively. He uses candles everywhere but will freak out if you buy one from Bath & Body Works because those mass-produced ones have so many carcinogens. He forbids air fresheners and has some weird-ass laundry routine to keep toxic detergents away from his boys. Splinter complies with these rules by not washing their clothes.

On the flip side, Draxum watches these boys suplex each other into the ground every day and barely blinks. Leo is playing with fire and Mikey is finding the highest place he can jump off without breaking his knees. Donnie is building pipe bombs in the lab. It's fine, he says. He built them to be sturdy, they might get banged up and break a bone or two, but that's childhood. That's how they learn.

He 'teaches' them to swim by chucking them in the pool and letting them figure it out. When Splinter freaks out Draxum says he's watching them, that he'd intervene if they started drowning. Mikey started drowning and he got him out, see? He's all wet and grumpy, but the others are just vibing.

Splinter cites how they come running to him in tears whenever their rough-housing ends in scrapes and bruises, holding out the injured body part for Daddy to kiss and fuss over them. Draxum remarks that they only do this with him; they're magically fine with it when the same thing happens on Draxum's watch.

[He would never let them get actually hurt, he's like this because Yokai babies are tougher than human ones and he KNOWS they're resilient and heal fast. Raph puts a brother through the wall and Leo is running around giggling asking him to do it again. Mikey loves it when Bella throws him like a fucking shot put ball. He'd obviously adjust his expectations for Donnie, who is tough but still more fragile than his brothers, and even moreso after he takes Donnie out of training to put him to better use in the lab. And if one of them ever was seriously hurt or got sick, he'd 100% be at the side the entire time, doing everything he can to make it better and comfort them]

[princess-of-the-corner]

ML Pokémon

Cause now I have thoughts! 2 specifically!

1) Plagg

So, I read through the tag a bit, and while I adore the thought of Plagg being the fastest Friendship evolution ever, I also like the thought that Adrien has actually been sneaking out to Professor Fu’s lab for ages, and befriended Plagg that way. Like, Plagg’s an Eevee, but he isn’t “typical” for an Eevee. He doesn’t act “cute”, he doesn’t really want to play, he just naps a lot. He’s lazy, surly, kind of stand-offish, and just wants to do his own thing. So he keeps getting passed over for other Pokémon. But Adrien keeps showing up, and hanging out with him, just existing with Plagg on his terms, so Plagg starts to really like this kid. And then he comes to pick a Pokémon for himself, and he asks for Plagg. Who’s like, “ok, you’ve been cool, let’s try this”. Then they get home that night, and there’s shouting, and hold on, WHO is this guy yelling at his human?? What do you MEAN he has to stay here!?!? Oh, you wanna go??? You wanna start something???? Let’s go then, motherfucker-! And boom, Plagg evolves.

I have this vague idea that Gabe decides, “You want to go on a journey? Fine, prove you can handle it.” and challenges Adrien to a Pokémon battle. With his Top Coordinator Pokémon team. Adrien is hesitant to accept (he and Plagg have NEVER battled together before) but Plagg is all for it. So they fight, and while Adrien and Plagg don’t do BAD, they are definitely beginners. So Gabe is winning pretty easily, until Plagg evolves like 5 minutes in and Iron Tails his Venomoth into a wall.

(Side note, I am REALLY attached to the thought of Plagg being a partial shiny. Partial, cause normal Umbreon has yellow/gold rings, Shiny Umbreon has blue, I want there to be a mix-up in the genetics that give Plagg Green rings. If we’re going by anime rules, it isn’t that out there.)

2) Mr. Cuddly

So, other thing, loads of people have Pokémon they don’t take on their journeys. If you watch the show, Ash’s family is actually a little weird, in that they are the only family in the whole show that doesn’t have any Pokémon just hanging around, until Ash’s mom adopts that Mr. Mime. So, I could see little kid Chloé BEGGING for a Pokémon of her own, and due to either availability or trends, or convenience, she gets a little Teddiursa/Stufful, whom she names Mr. Cuddly. He’s there throughout her childhood, her emotional confidant and best friend (besides Adrien). Now, she loves this guy a lot, but she isn’t planning to take him on her journey. Cuddly is closer to a pet than a proper “partner” Pokémon, Chloé’s never really “trained” him. (Plus, Audrey has probably disparaged Cuddly as not Contest material, or made some comment about Chloé not needing such a baby-ish Pokémon or something). So, Chloé gets Pollen, says goodbye, starts out on her journey, but Mr. Cuddly goes “Oh I think the fuck not”, and follows her. His human is NOT going out there on her own, what if the Mean Lady visits when he isn’t there to make Chloé feel better? What if she gets stuck spiralling and forgets to eat again?? WHO WILL SHE CUDDLE IF MR. CUDDLY IS NOT THERE??? 

When he finally catches up, Chloé is shocked that he travelled all that way by himself just to find her, and doesn’t have the heart to try and send him away, so adds him to her team. From there, I could see a thread about whether she wants Cuddly to evolve or not. Cause Teddiursa especially is small and cute, and actually pretty perfect for certain Contests. But Ursaring and Ursaluna are definitely more battle focused Pokémon - not that they couldn’t be Contest Pokémon, but it’s a different vibe than what Chloé wants to portray (*cough*emulate*cough*). But when she realizes that battling is really more her speed … 

Also, just the mental image of Chloé sending out an Ursaring/Ursaluna called Mr. Cuddly. She tells them to use “Bear Hug”, and Cuddly suplexes the opponent.

Rival Trainer: “Hold on, that isn’t a Pokémon move!”

Chloé: “Course it was, It was a move and my Pokémon used it.”

(also, while a totally get you on limiting Hisuian variants, I think you could do most of the Hisuian evolutions just fine.)

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See the Plagg thing I was somewhat comparing it to the Ash and Pikachu thing but since Eevee is a friendship evo we got Umbreon. But I can vibe with the idea of them bonding beforehand.

I do like the idea of Gabriel challenging Adrien to a battle and like. I very much don’t think Adrien should win. I think that’s even more unbelievable than the quick bond. But Adrien should do good /enough/ that Gabriel can see that Adrien is prepared as far as a newbie can be.

Also loving the Mr. Cuddly stuff hell yeah.

Regarding the Hisuian variants: I think there’s two categories here: Hisuian Evolutions and Hisuian Regional Forms.

An Evolution is like this with Ursaluna, while a form would be something like the Zorua from earlier.

The regional forms I would say are banned because they’re ancient forms Pokemon have eventually evolved past so the only people who should get them would be like. Time travelers. /maybe/ incorporate them into the Fossil system but unlikely.

Evolutions are on the table because that’s done with a specific item/circumstances that may just be lost to time, but can be accidentally discovered if someone happens across it.

[pilot-boi]

I could see Jaune becoming very much like Anakin, under the right circumstances. Someone whose moral compass points to those he cares about. And if it means keeping them safe, nothing is off limits. He would hate it, certainly, but, if it meant their safety was guaranteed... Also I think Adam should get suplexed. It's unrelated, but I just think the mental image of Yang suplexing him in the middle of an evil monologue is very funny and more than a little deserved.

Oh yeah, Jaune is very Anakin coded to me.

(I’m gonna do a whole talk, but please note that I am NOT a die hard Star Wars fan. My knowledge comes exclusively from the movies)

He has darkness in him that he actively fights against to do The Right Thing. The big difference is Jaune has influences that guide him towards the light, whereas Anakin has influences that pushed him towards the dark

I mean the whole reason Anakin committed to the Dark Side (was he was manipulated into it) was he was so terrified of losing his wife and child that he was willing to commit atrocities if it meant he was strong enough to save them

I could totally see Jaune doing the same thing if he was also pushed down that path. This is why those Dark Arc AUs where he’s trained by Salem make sense to me. It could never happen in canon, but in an AU where feeding into his darker tendencies was encouraged? I can totally see it

I mean look at the Ever After. Without the positive influence of his friends, Jaune fell into a self destructive spiral where he was hurting the Paper Pleasers out of a (trauma fueled) need to protect them

How is Jaune trying to kill Cinder out of revenge any different than Anakin killing the Sand People out of revenge? The outcomes were different, obviously, but the motivations were the same

Again, the reason they’re different is because of their influences

Anakin was being manipulated by Sideous as soon as they met, the old man was grooming him into becoming the perfect apprentice. Anakin’s fall was inevitable as soon as they met

On the other hand, Jaune was being trained by Pyrrha, the kindest and most generous person in the fucking show. When she dies, he starts going down a dark path, but he’s flung bodily back into the light when he unlocks his Semblance and realizes he was MADE to heal people

It’s just very interesting to me how two characters can have similar motivations but end up with very different moral compasses because of the people around them

Also, your unrelated comment is very legit. I also think it would be hilarious to see Yang suplex Anakin

[princess-prettyboy]

i don’t know about you guys but my basic perception of zombie horror is, “normal people trying to survive against a threat they couldn’t possibly prepare for,” so i think it’s really cool that capcom basically says Fuck That and has you play a secret service agent with keanu reeves gun-fu training who is ABSOLUTELY prepared to mow down and suplex endless hordes of monsters, while making bad jokes about it. like it genuinely fucks

[rowanlevine]

🎙️ NEW EPISODE OF SUPLEX SOCIETY:

rare sit down with hook, @worshipme

the heartbreak and excitement of being a wrestling fan on monday

sad news about juice robinson

speculations and online chatter about returns

chatting about theme songs on my spotify wrapped

& MORE

transcript of the HOOK interview for subscribers. ⤵

did you have any early memories as a kid around wrestling events or training sessions? anything funny or surreal that made you think, ‘this is a wild life’?

not around wrestling, no. dad never wanted me to get into the business, actually. he'd get me signed up for a whole lot of other stuff though. judo. football. but it's definitely when i started playing lacrosse that i realized i had a crazy life. had the best gear always and my friends called me 'gucci' or 'gooch' for short. i even had my own personal trainer and nutritionist working directly with me. kind of crazy for a kid to have, you know?

you’re building a really unique look and brand for yourself. do you have any style icons or fashion inspirations that influence your personal style?

i just wear what i think looks cool. there isn't anyone that really inspires my look because i just find something i like and i'll wear it.

your in-ring presence has this silent, deadly intensity, almost like an old-school action star vibe. was that a conscious choice, or did it evolve naturally?

i think it evolved naturally. i mean, i definitely made the conscious decision to keep this character. when it really comes down to it, the persona really came around because it's just an extension of who i am. i really like keeping to myself and my circle small. if i don't like you? i'm judging you in secret. 

how do you balance wanting to make your own mark in wrestling with the legacy of your dad, taz?

the ftw championship played a huge part in me making my break while still keeping up my dad's legacy. when we started to realize that with the championship i'd sorta reached a plateau, we retired it. my dad's legacy will always be there, he'll always be a name that people recognize. i gotta work to be like that too.

i know you’re big into fashion and modeling, and that’s pretty unique for a male wrestler. what’s the last piece of clothing or fashion trend that got you excited?

warren lotas's current drop right now is super sick. i went through and got one of everything in my size, i can't lie. especially since its all like hoodies and sweats. i'll never have enough of those. if it ain't comfy, then i don't want it.

what’s the most memorable moment you’ve had in wrestling so far that made you think, ‘this is why i do it’?

god, this might expose me. but definitely when i wrapped that chain around my knuckles and gave that flying punch to preston vance and he ended up getting busted open. that was sick as fuck.

have you ever had a fan interaction that changed how you view your career?

oh, for sure. there was this little boy who's a fan of mine and he was all like 'you're so cool, HOOK! i want to do what you do!' that whole interaction made me realize that this was more than just getting to be on tv, meeting hot girls, and making money. there were little kids who looked up to me and thought i was cool - like a superhero. shit's wild. oh sorry, can i swear? sure, but i might have to charge you per swear, standard profanity tax. [laughs]

you don’t talk a ton on social media, which makes you a bit of an enigma. how do you decide what parts of your life you’re comfortable sharing with fans?

i mean, i've always been like that my whole life. i never really saw the point of posting on social media unless it was to show off. i also just hate people being in my business so i try to keep everything private. so really, i only post whatever i wanna show off or think is cool.

when you think of your legacy, is there a certain message or vibe you hope people will associate with HOOK years down the line?

i hope people remember me as a badass. that's really it.

if you could take a year off to master a new skill or learn something totally different, what would you choose?

honestly? i'd totally try my own hand at game design. my best friend's making his own game right now and it looks sick. i think i'm creative enough where i'd be able to make my own story game. or i just code my own fortnite-esque battlegrounds game. kidding, kidding. that genre's so oversaturated.

RAPID FIRE

favorite sneaker brand? vans one song you’ve had on repeat lately? power trip - j.cole, miguel a place you’d love to visit next? milan, italy favorite movie to rewatch? the dark knight dog or cat person? dog so telling socksock about this! best meal you can cook? i'm real good at making steaks. like reallll good. you're missing out.

[vigilante-fangirl]

Heroes Guide to Parenting

Adrian Chase/Vigilante x Reader Prompt: Surprise you're pregnant! What will you tell the team? What are you going to tell Adrian?!

Warnings: Reader is AFAB, Pregnancy, Cursing and Spoilers for season 1 finale of peacemaker in later chapters

The early morning at the headquarters of the office record store was shrouded in a quiet atmosphere. While everyone else busied themselves with typing on their computers or fine-tuning their weapons after a grueling mission, you found yourself slumped on the office couch, clad in your hero costume, feeling utterly miserable. "Ughhh! Kill meee!" you whined, the intensity of your complaint earning you a pen thrown by Harcourt, which ended up hitting your nose.

"Fucking shut UP!" Harcourt snapped, her patience wearing thin. "You've been complaining nonstop since we got back from the mission! Either go home or sit up and keep quiet." She punctuated her reprimand with a piercing glare. Before you could retort to her harsh words, an overwhelming wave of nausea surged through your body. The sensation hit you like a freight train, and you sprinted out of the room in a desperate bid to reach the bathroom, where you found yourself violently vomiting. Confusion spread among your teammates as they exchanged perplexed glances, unsure of what had just transpired.

"She's been sick for the last couple of weeks," Adebayo voiced her concern, closing her laptop and cringing at the distressing sounds emanating from the bathroom.

"Yeah, but only in the mornings?" Vigilante chimed in absentmindedly, engrossed in the task of polishing his throwing knives. "She's usually back to normal by the afternoon, so no big deal."

"Speak for yourself, dude!" Economos snapped at Vigilante, seated uncomfortably in a shirt that was a size too small. "Your girlfriend friggin' threw up on me while we were in the van! Now I have to wear this!" He grumbled, spinning around in his chair to point at a shopping bag filled with vomit-stained clothes. His now shirt being the only thing from the lost and found.

"She's not my girlfriend! Did... did she say she was my girlfriend?" Adrian questioned with an awkward grin, finally lifting his gaze from his previous preoccupation. However, his smile quickly faded as he registered the disappointed expressions on his teammates' faces.

"I don't know, man. Maybe we should check on her? This isn't normal for her to be this sick," Adebayo suggested sympathetically, her gaze fixed on the closed bathroom door, brimming with concern

"Listen, I've known (Y/L/N) for years. She's fine. She gets sick all the time, but she toughs it out. Now let's get back to work," Harcourt declared, gesturing towards the cluttered desks and piles of paperwork. However, her words fell on deaf ears as the team members continued their discussion about what could be wrong with you.

"Well, she has been moodier lately," Vigilante chimed in, his mind wandering as he recalled recent events.

Economos, leaning back in his chair and clicking his pen, sneered. "Like how she suplexed Peacemaker the other day just for asking if her costume got tighter."

Peacemaker, who glared at Economos for his comment, couldn't resist adding a quip. "Whatever, baby tee! She got lucky! She's so little I didn't see her coming. Like an angry lil Oompa Loompa."

Economos pulled down the small shirt, silenced by Peacemaker's remark. Peacemaker then turned to Vigilante. 

"Nah, bro, but  (Y/L/N) has been aggro lately. Remember that patrol we had a week ago?"

The scene shifted to a vivid flashback.

You stood atop a dog walker, mercilessly curb stomping the guy into the ground. Vigilante and Peacemaker watched, torn between concern and awe. While Peacemaker wondered when to intervene, Vigilante's gaze remained fixed on you, as if you had stolen his heart.

"I think you got him, bro?" Peacemaker offered tentatively. "Plus, I don't think he did anything illegal—"

"He yanked the poor puppy and then didn't pick up its poop! Animal abuse and littering?!" You interjected, halting your assault momentarily to pull the guy up by his hair.

"I didn't see the shit!" he sobbed, hoping for some leniency as you dropped him and resumed your relentless attack.

"Too baddd!" you yelled, your voice filled with a mixture of anger and satisfaction.

The flashback ended abruptly, and the team returned to the present, the memory of your intense outburst lingering in the air.

"Yeah! That was so hot!" Vigilante chuckled, lost in his thoughts as he reminisced about that night. His comment earned a groan from the team, prompting him to quickly clarify, "I meant it in a friend way, guys!" He course-corrected, fully aware that you would have his head if the group discovered the true nature of both of your late-night shenanigans.

Harcourt wished she could drown out the team's conversation, but a sudden realization struck her like a truck. "Wait? Nausea only in the morning? Constant mood swings? Is she... tired all the time?" she asked Vigilante, who looked at her with a puzzled expression.

"Yeah? She sleeps a lot after patrols! It's kind of cute as she—" Vigilante's words were cut off by Harcourt's interruption.

"Shut it!" she snapped, then turned to Adebayo, her eyes wide with hope to confirm her suspicions. Adebayo looked at her, initially perplexed, before her eyes widened in realization, her hand covering her mouth in surprise. Economos and Peacemaker were the last two to connect the dots, apart from Vigilante, who stood there utterly confused. They all knew there was something between you and Vigilante, some kind of relationship, but they were not aware the extent to it’s intimate nature. From the way you wore his clothes after missions to how he constantly hovered near you like a lost puppy, it was evident that there was more to your connection.

A heavy silence fell upon the office until it was shattered by the loud, sickening sound of your vomiting from the bathroom. Peacemaker burst into laughter, collapsing onto the table, while Economos joined in, unable to contain his amusement as he looked at Vigilante.Harcourt and Adebayo sighed in exasperation at the team's reactions.

"I can't believe that idiot, and by you of all people," Harcourt muttered, rubbing her temples in annoyance as she pointed at Adrian.

"Didn't you guys, you know... use protection?" Adebayo asked sheepishly, prompting Peacemaker to laugh even louder.

Vigilante looked rather confused for a moment before attempting to recall the details.

Another Flashback

You had convinced Adrian to accompany you to Walmart to run errands, despite his initial reluctance. After all, you believed it was something a proper boyfriend should do. As you pushed the shopping cart, Adrian's attention seemed to drift away, his gaze fixed on you as you playfully brushed the hair from your face while cracking a joke. Little by little, he started noticing the subtle things you did, like how you loved wearing his hoodies, which he intentionally bought extra baggy just so you would swim in them. Adrian couldn't help but smile as you continued talking, occasionally lifting the hoodie to hide the various hickeys that adorned your neck. His eyes wandered down, noticing the tight yoga shorts hugging your hips, and the way they accentuated your curves. Lost in a daze, his thoughts converged on that very moment when the shorts rode up, revealing the curve of your ass.

"Condoms!" Adrian suddenly blurted out, his voice echoing through the aisle as he remembered what he needed. You spun around, desperately trying to shush him as disapproving glances from nearby moms were cast in your direction. 

"W-what, Adr?" you asked, looking around in confusion."Condoms! That's what I was trying to remember!" Adrian grinned, his usual goofiness on full display as he guided the cart towards the family planning section. He was about to grab a box when you smacked his hand, causing it to drop.

 "Ow! (Y/n), what the hell?" he protested, rubbing his hand and looking at you as if you were insane.

"Look at that price, babe! $11.99 for a box? That's too expensive!" you argued, placing the box back on the shelf.

"But you have some shower stuff that costs, like, $79 in the cart," he pointed out, reaching for the box again, only to receive another slap. This back-and-forth continued, with Adrian growing increasingly frustrated after each slap.

"(Y/N)!" he finally exclaimed, his annoyance evident in his voice, but you stood your ground, crossing your arms.

 "I refuse to pay that amount, Adrian! Besides, we don't even need those! God's got me!" you declared confidently, catching sight of a shelf displaying the new squishmallows. Adrian had intended to argue further, but as you ran over to the shelf, his attention was once again diverted by your hoodie riding up, revealing more of your enchanting figure.

The flashback came to an end, and the team returned to the present. 

Adrian's eyes widened in shock as he finally pieced everything together. Peacemaker, still laughing almost breathlessly, couldn't contain himself upon hearing the story.

"God... got me?" Harcourt and Adebayo both yelled in disbelief, their exasperation evident. "Both of you are idiots," Harcourt muttered, shooting glares at the closed bathroom door. She had expected this kind of behavior from Vigilante, but not from you.

Peacemaker attempted to catch his breath, jokingly remarking, "Aw, looks like thimble's little soldiers can still hit their target!" However, the gravity of the situation quickly sank in for Vigilante. 

"Dude! This is serious! N-no way, right? She would have told me!" he exclaimed, grappling with the reality that if you were indeed pregnant, you hadn't been dating for that long. The question of what he would do next weighed heavily on his mind as he turned towards the bathroom door, calling out your name with urgency.

The scene shifted to an hour ago, with you trembling inside the bathroom. You had pretended to be sick, using it as an opportunity to test the waters. From your cloak, you produced a box of pregnancy tests, investing a hefty $17.99 in ensuring the accuracy of the results. 

With a feverish haste, you tore open the box, causing the tests to clatter onto the floor. Hastily unzipping your costume and discarding the cloak, you sat on the toilet seat, nervously fumbling for one of the tests and scanning the torn instructions.As you peed on the blue stick, you placed it on the counter, praying fervently for the next three minutes. Your pleas to the heavens mirrored those of a sinner seeking redemption in church, as you shut your eyes tightly. The moment arrived, and you cautiously retrieved the test, squinting to discern the results. Two bright blue lines stared back at you.

"Like hell I am!" you exclaimed defiantly, discarding the test and grabbing another one. Once again, after three minutes had passed, two blue lines appeared before your eyes.

“....fuck.” is all you could say before a wave of nausea hit you causing you to actually vomit. 

[astarab1aze]

19 for mharra

sin: wrath questions

Do they follow another’s teachings when it comes to their treatment of violence?

there are some remnants of fhal'tiran influence in just about everything he does, but i wouldn't say he's specifically following them, cos he hates the fhal'tiran government. he was trained by them, so how he fights obviously reflects that - particularly in the case of his use of poisoned arrows - but how he personally thinks of violence? how he talks about it? i'm going to say... he's absolutely willing to resort to it pretty quick and he doesn't really...care? think about it? more reactionary there, but how- it's almost entirely unnecessarily every single fucking time. people get hurt, people die, they suffer - especially civilians. so he doesn't think of it favorably even though it's something he's willing to jump into if needed. proportional responses to bullshit are a big thing for him, which is ironic since he's an enormous dick, but he's not going out of his way to use it. violence is bad, his parents are dead because of it, so many people are injured or dead because of it on both sides of the fhal'tiran-volleni war. he'll still suplex you and magically tree-nuke your house.

[thegoofyfanaticus]

(( Art is commissioned from the incredibly talented ArtReplicant. Original story by me. )) Ethan knew Wyatt wouldn't submit to such a humiliating move. In fact, Ethan would have been disappointed and would have lost respect for Wyatt if he had. Forcing Wyatt to the side with his legs, Ethan let go only to force Wyatt up to face him. Ethan could see the semi-glassy look in Wyatt's eyes, but it was combined with a fire within. Ethan knew if he gave Wyatt any breathing room, Wyatt would fight back with a vengeance. Ethan forced Wyatt's head down under his left arm and then hoisted the big Canadian up in a vertical plank position. Did this move help him win in any way? No, but that wasn't the reason why Ethan chose to do this. This was all for his fans. His fans had seen him nearly beaten and dominated by Wyatt. He wanted to give them what they had come to see: a strong dominant alpha male who could do as he pleased with his opponent. He also did this for Wyatt's fans. They had also seen their favorite nearly take the title of Alpha from Ethan. They needed to see their favorite completely helpless and dominated. They needed to want Wyatt to come back and win. With this display of domination, they would be clamoring for Wyatt to get back into training to do what he nearly had done earlier in this fight. He wanted to fuel the eventual rematch. Why? Besides his twin brother, Wyatt was the only other one who had challenged him so much, pushing him to the brink of defeat so often during this fight. Based on his performance, Ethan held Wyatt in the highest regard and had the utmost respect for him. But this was also about being an alpha. When you are an alpha and have the moment like Ethan had right now, you not only dominate, but you humiliate the fuck out of your opponent. Had roles been reversed, he no doubt would be suffering the same indignity or worse at the hands of Wyatt. Ethan paraded Wyatt around the ring for a moment or two holding him up in the air. Wyatt was too vulnerable to attack Ethan because he risked being dropped on his head. Finally, Ethan started to lean back and suplexed Wyatt to the mat with Ethan slightly turning to use Wyatt to help cushion his fall. Wyatt moaned and groaned loudly as he hit, the pain reverberating throughout his spine. Ethan patted Wyatt's pecs as he looked at his Beta. "Ready to give up, yet?"  Wyatt didn't answer. He only brought a hand to his head to try and help him focus. "Guess not. Time to put the Canadian on ice then." Ethan started to force Wyatt into a hold that many would have suspected Wyatt would have ended Ethan with instead of Ethan ending Wyatt with...

[the-cat-and-the-birdie]

OMGGGG I JUST thought of the most killer new Signature move for Diane but I'm pretty sure if you actually did it in battle the person would absolutely die or be CLOSE to it yfyfyho

But like A ROLLER SKATING FLYING SUPLEX UMMMMMMM I NEED TO DRAW THIS

But before that:

Hobie & Diane: That One Time Diane Almost Killed Hobie by Flying Suplex (and he was really happy about it)

[Hobie x OC!DiscoSpider Diane Headcanon]

Came to be while Diane showing her early training. Hobie offered to be her training partner in her battle evaluation and they tied TWICE and they were gonna place her in Class B (Hobies Class S)

But Hobie was like no she can be A. He's not even her mentor. Jess is like, no she can work her way up to A. She's needs to be in B

But Hobie is insisting and Miguel is like okay fine fine ONE MORE okay

before the third time he was like 'listen you just gotta fucking go for it don't go easy on me' but even DIANE doesn't think she could hit A Class but she really wants to be sorted there

And Hobie is like fuck it cause he's so set now on pushing her that far and proving himself right cause he's knows she can do it

And every time she's like 'I really don't think I can' he's like 'U can. Now stop thinking and fight'

The whole third fight he was pestering her and trying to get her to think on her feet and trying to corner her. And now he's going full force like not holding back. He hands a punch to her chest and she's like 'DAMN what did I DO'

But by this time Jess and Miguel are whispering and she's like FUCK I might even get C Class now and Hobie is DRAGGING this fight out. Like he's not going for finishers he just wants to wear her out.

THEN HE STARTS TAUNTING HER

KNOWING Diane gets embarrassed easily, and they're fighting then he mentions the night they met and starts quoting her (very vulgar words)

[Diane's like 'why this mans brought me here with all these weirdos making me do all these tests he been beating my ass this whole week See this what happen when you talk to men in clubs IM SICK OF HIM']

SO she just RUSHES HIM and does this skating move up the wall then tries to backflip and SUPLEX him. Like 20 feet up.

she did that and they all had to call it before she even finished the move

(of course she would never complete it on him but she came damn close)

Diane had never done anything like that before but she had never been THAT annoyed before either.

Hobie got up from this near death experience gloating about "Was that B Class? Was THAT B CLASS!!!!? Daiquiri ain't one to doubt, I'm telling you man."

But thats how she learned her Skating Backflip Suplex move. And how she got into Class A.

And Diane was still pissed at him after. Not that Hobie cared.

I HAVE TO DRAW IT BUT YOU GET WHAT I MEAN RIGHT, LIKE SKATING ALONG THE FLOOR JUMP UP SKATE THE WALL 20 FT BACKFLIP INTO A SUPLEX LIKE THAT?

DO YOU SEE?

She showed me her doing that and I was like

Chile I think that might kill people.. Like please tell me you ain't doing that often

And she's like 🤷🏾‍♀️ define often

How high she skates depends on how much she wants the fight to be over lol

[frostyreturns]

Frosty Ruins The Yearling

This is a movie where there isn't much to say because it's such a simple movie. However I like the simple charm of it, anything like this in the settler/pioneer time period is going to be interesting at least a little. On the other hand I'm not as much a fan of the setting as I am for some other similar stories. The marshy swampland homestead doesn't speak to me the same way as a little house on the prairie or a winter cabin in the woods.

That being said when a story is simple and wholesome it can also be boring at times. However there is one rather exciting but pretty brutal part. There is a scene where a pack of dogs fight off a bear…and there were no camera tricks, no special effects…they just literally filmed dogs fighting a bear. At first I thought maybe the animals were trained really well and none of them were actually trying to hurt each other…then I watched the bear practically suplex one of the dogs and I realized…no this is just from an era where you could just make animals fight and hurt each other on camera for the sake of the movie. Now I'm no PETAfag, I'll gladly kill and eat a bear but I don't see any sense in being needlessly cruel to animals and abusing them for entertainment in a film doesn't qualify as a legitimate reason to harm an animal. Especially when it's called the Yearling and centers around a boy taking care of an animal. So that didn't sit right with me but not in a way where it would ruin the whole movie.

I also think the anachronistic acting is kind of funny because you have an actor who is clearly not a southener saying words like Tabacci with clear dignified enunciation, and not even really attempting to speak like someone who actually had that accent..but he says the words like as though he did have the accent. It's ridiculous but again it can be looked past because most of the acting from this era was pretty bad by todays standard.

I also kind of hate the music, all these old movies from this era had that same super high pitched ambient wailing/singing where you can't hear a word of it. Part of the reason is the tinny sound quality being awful but even if it was perfect with modern audio I can't see enjoying it.

One of the problems I had plotwise is their explanation for why the mom is so cunty, I didn't buy at all. "I lost a child so I'm mean to the one I have now"…what kind of sense does that make. The man buys her a gift and she yells at him for being stupid for wasting money. Like I get the point is that it's a hard life and even minor luxuries we would view as neccessities were rare and ill advised given how close to the edge they lived…however you can make that point graciously. You can insist something is too much and that you don't need expensive gifts…and also accept them graciously instead of yelling till everyone clears the room and only admitting to yourself you appreciated it in private.

Also spoiler alert if you plan to see this now ancient movie and haven't yet. I also don't get the ending, making the kid kill his pet himself, him running away almost getting himself killed. I really didn't understand any of the characters in this, maybe it's that the characters are supposed to be that way, maybe it's that it's a story from another time and place, but I just thought all the main characters behaved kind of ridiculously. And I didn't like the message of the movie either and the obvious comparisons between the deer growing and the boy growing up. The whole message is life sucks and now you know how badly its gonna fuck you. On the one hand part of the reason it sucks is because you forced the boy to kill his own pet for no reason and then let him nearly die in the woods, that's not a life thing that's a you fucked up thing. There could have been a message about how life is difficult and part of growing up is realizing that without presenting such a bleak and tragic view of the world.

In the end I don't think this movie was for me, because by the end I was wondering why they hadn't already eaten the fucking deer, personally I think they tolerated it nearly ruining them for way too long. Just don't make the boy do it himself. Kill it take it to your neighbours and trade the meat with them so you don't kill the animal for nothing and so the boy doesn't have to eat his own pet. Trade the venison for some pork. There were so many common sense ways this could have worked out better that to blame it on life in general, even considering that theirs was a harder life...doesn't make sense.

Overall wasn't terrible C-