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They made bodies from the earth. And the earth was afraid. It fought back. But they made it forget

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infinitely funny that solas is this powerful god that was worshipped for centuries albeit against his will and commanded spirits and legions of ancient elves in a rebellion

is the same solas who allowed himself to be bullied non stop by inquisition companions who had no idea what he was. imagine being revered for millennia and then suddenly sera is blowing raspberries anytime he speaks, varric’s calling him “chuckles” after his feared mantle of the dread wolf, being subjected to inappropriate spirit sex questions and the skyhold joke that he doesnt like tea, which he deliberately plays into purely for the sake of everyone’s amusement. he was completely content to be the butt of the joke.

the relief from being seen as a god-general of rebellion and lies to an unwashed apostate hobo ... being in the inquisition truly must’ve been the best year of his life

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sometimes bein delulu might really be the solulu to finishing some art pieces

ft. college boyband era gricko

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What, Kremy?

its at 1:17:35

i love me my protective gricko and im also enjoyin the gang actually slowly accepting torbek as one of them

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kremy's mildly exasperated reaction to finding frost and twig committing double homicide and disposing of the bodies in a swamp, with the air of nothing so much as a beleagured parent finding out you've spilled a jar of pasta sauce all over the floor while they had their back turned, is the funniest thing I've ever heard. the reaction of a man who has had to skip town in a hurry b/c gideon's gone and gotten himself crossbow married/killed manslaughtered a clown again upwards of thirty times, it's going to take more than this to surprise him

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the fact that iron bull opens his recruitment conversation with pretending he doesn't quite remember the name of the the inquisition's ambassador. Jose-what's-her-name-again. he's just a big dumb jock no thoughts head empty mercenary who likes fighting and drinking don't worry about lil old me inquisitor! I'll hit things for you if you'd like as long as you pay me! ],) and then right after he reveals he's a spy he drops that he knows not only the name of your spymaster and how she operates but also her haircolour. (but like in a safely bro-y way tho! make that fighting and drinking and fucking! I'll be useful to you but in a real meathead non-threatening kind of way I'll be too busy bedding chantry sisters to do any real harm ],) continue to not worry about lil old me inquisitor!)

god bull you're so multidimensionally and fine-tunedly full of shit I love you so much fhdksah

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moping on the table like a sad dog gator and his chicken friend

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It's one of his favorite games. Next to golf, of course.

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the brainrot continues as i'm working on a very self-indulgent sappy doodle jxbvjksf

have this for now (mayhaps a clue on what to expect next lmao)

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Electrum chef probably

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hey.....heyyyyy........im still alive

doodles from the loa server whiteboard :))))

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could you doodle Kremy and Gid boopin noses? :]

Long distance booping

Kremy will never recover.

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May I request some Coalecroux? Maybe the two of them smoking and cuddling or something?

Both? Both.

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episode 21

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sleepy hootsie and Gid <3

Warm

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Leaving molten hot sweet treats out to cool unguarded leaves them open to attacks by carb devouring fire genasi

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for requests: any kremy and torbek stuff? !!

Kremy’s teaching him to cook so he’ll eat something that isn’t actual garbage.

(He will still eat garbage.)

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