#SUPERDAD

[ky-landfill]

[wolfer13579]

If SuperBat were a thing when Jason was Robin, then he wouldn’t even BE in Ethiopia, cuz Clark would have just made Bruce sleep on the couch until he apologized to Jason, while Jason is sleeping comfortably, cuddling with Clark reassuring him that he’s still Robin.

If he was in Ethiopia, then Joker would be more dead than he was in Injustice. Nobody harms Clark’s kids.

[jasonsthunderthighs]

Even if it’s not canon, it’s canon in my heart.

MAD Magazine #7 (2019)

[icantdrawrt]

You don’t understand how much I like this panel

LOOK AT CLARK CARRYING HIS BOYS LIKE A TIRED DAD

[insomniacirl]

Superbat's daughter HCs:

Her name is Liane

She's got Bruce's sharp/pretty/model face

Her skin is flawless, a smooth unmarred canvas (she purposefully avoids any hurt to her face unless she thinks the scar will look cool)

She's closer to Clark's skin tone, but she's still paler than him- her skin is lightly tanned

Black hair like Bruce, but she gets the curls from Clark- she loves to keep it wild, the aristocrats hate it but her parents and the people love it

As much as she is the daughter of heroes, she is also the daughter of a playboy billionaire and she definitely takes after Brucie.

She's got a 90's model grunge look going on, with big hoop earrings, thin dark eyebrows and messy dark makeup that makes her blue eyes pop

She steals Bruce's old 'drifter' clothes all the time to wear (e.g., dark hoodies, jackets and shirts)

She's relatively broad shouldered and wears both her dads' old t-shirts as comfy clothes and sleep-wear

Clark has an absolute field day watching her and Bruce fuck with the press and act ditsy

Aunt Lois takes her out on a 'girls trip' every other month, even though she can pretty much go shopping any time she wants

She advocates for multiple charities and donates as much as she legally can at once

Selina takes her out once or twice to get her nails done- they always come out sharp

Clark passed down a few of his powers (super strength, flight, etc) but she likes the challenge of fighting like Batman a lot more; Bruce actually hates this because he realises how often she'd get hurt doing it his way

Clark's parents spoil her rotten whenever they get the chance and she loves them to pieces, she goes down to Kansas to help with the farm whenever possible

Batman saved a young girl called Helen and she ended up staying with Diana- Liane and Helen are best-friends.

Anyway she just exists to me now and I love her a lot lmao 😭😭

Their daughter fr.

[idknwhatputhere]

What If we all kill ourselves

[itsmollyclews]

Floyd Pepper, the dad who stepped up 🙌🏻❤️

[bigfan-fanfic]

Superdad has own contingencies against the Justice League in case of emergencies, and he's explaining them to Clark so they can avoid another incident like with Bruce.

Clark: You've got plans for everyone else, but what about me?

Superdad: I've something prepared some nice power dampening cuffs for you *twirls them around his finger*

Clark: *raises an eyebrow* Oh, do they work? We better try them out just to be safe.

Superdad: *clicks them around Clark's wrists* Don't worry, I've already got a few tests in mind

Bruce: You think fuzzy pink handcuffs are going to hold a mind-controlled Kryptonian?

Superdad: They've held a Kryptonian who's been teased and edged for about an hour without being allowed to-

Bruce: Point taken.

[msfcatlover]

IWCTW!Damian having to relearn how to suppress his stims, because his grandfather doesn’t like it, after nearly 20yrs of learning how to feel comfortable with expressing himself. 

(Clark catching Damian stimming, only for Damian to immediately try to bluff his way out of it, because it’s been months back with the League and Damian’s relearned that stimming is dangerous. Clark starts showing up with potential stim-toys, being super-casual and even framing some of them as requests. Like, “I’ve been thinking about giving something like this to my son, can you test it and make sure it both works and is safe please? Oh no, you can keep that one. I’ll get Jon another.”)

[disneybooklist]

[ky-landfill]

[smww4ever]

Kal & Diana: In(to) the Forest

Family Time

[letstalkbeautyuk]

🎉 Still time to order your Father's Day badges

[icantdrawrt]

“Don’t you wish you had a detective partner right now?”

He’s so grumpy that he can’t help superman

Also Superman being besties with his step son??

Ι love this bit so much 😭😭😭

[nesrodesigns]

Super Mom 2

[supernatural-flowers]

Amazing, incredible, my favorite thing ever actually

Tim: so why should we select you?

Guy A: I'm rich and handsome

Dick: Bruce is literally a billionaire. are you saying you are more rich than him?

Jason: and handsome? Don't make me laugh you look worse than our family dog.

Guy A: ex-xcuse me??

Damian: you are excused. Now get out

Tim: and what about you?

Guy b: I can protect him

Damian: protect?? dad??

Dick: [scoffs] It's like saying you can protect Batman.

Guy b: but he ain't Batman though

Jason: bitch he might be

Damian: where did you even find these people Tim?

Jason: seriously? imagine saying u can protect Batman

Dick: nah bruh imagine flexing money and looks on Bruce

Tim: ok guys this is the last candidate for the day

Tim: so what makes you special?

Clark: I can cook for him

Jason:[snorts] What if you can cook for him? How can it help our Bruce?

Clark: I'm sorry I'm not as rich as him but I can cook, clean, and care for him

Dick: have you brought anything to claim your statement.

Clark:[places the pie] I brought this Kansas special apple pie-

Damian:[already on his second slice] ae-ets gsoo ghuuud

Jason, Tim, and Dick fighting for the last piece

Clark: uh..soo

Damian:[clears his throat] You are selected.

Dick: Definitely

Jason: prepare your vows

Tim: btw who recommended you? Because you have a really ordinary background

Clark: oh it was Bruce

[collective HUH from batkids]

Clark: [snickering] It was to get approved by you guys

[collective even louder HA]

Clark: [laughing] That's because we are already dating

[collectively yelling WHAT]

Clark: [changing into Superman] hate to leave like this on our first meet but Metropolis needs me

[collective screaming]