#SOOOO FUCKING CUTE

[wickedsniffles]

Did I have life-changing sex and then have my partner curl into me and sneeze over half a dozen times this morning?

Yes. Yes I did 🫣

[b4rfbrain]

via latte0521_rabbit

[harteofthehart-ayyy]

Update on Pink! I’ve renamed him to Goopa because he looks like goop haha!

Miss Chief and Goopa have been doing great with each other. The two of them love being mischievous and spooking me when I try to go to sleep haha!

Goopa’s favorite Pokémon besides Miss has to be Araw. Mainly because he likes trying to see if Araw will be anything other than stoic haha.

I’ll keep you posted on the babies as they chill together!

- @galarian-ecologist

Thanks for the update!! Awww, it’s so awesome that Goopa and Miss Chief are getting along and getting in trouble!! :-]

I hope Goopa can spook Araw one of these days… I believe in the little guy!!

[bazpire]

I squealed y'all

Foolish love, but damn if it isn't true

Fool!Guy and Fool!Honey

It's really fucking bad yall

They were bored.

They were the only one awake at 6:30 AM, and they hated it. Years of waking up early out of fear that they would be late for some sort of event or that if they didn't wake up early enough, they wouldn't be as productive was biting them in the ass.

So they decided to bother their adorable, grumpy, currently asleep boyfriend.

"Guy."

"Baby."

"Darling."

"Sugar."

"Flour. Egg. Butter. Vanilla extract. Baking soda. "Salt. If you don't answer me, the pet names are just gonna get weirder, Guy."

"Nothing? Alright."

...

Radio silence.

"My oatmeal cream pie. My tomato soup."

"My honey-"

It only took a second for Guy to grab the back of their head and shove their face into a pillow and lay on top of them. Rendering them immobile.

"Oomph!"

"First of all. I call you honey, not the other way around. Second of all, It's too early and you should go back to bed. Third of all, why were almost all of those "pet names" food related?"

"I'm bored... and I can't go back to sleep, and also, I'm hungry, and who said that you trademarked the nickname 'honey'?!"

He replied dryly. "I did."

They squirmed for a minute before giving up under him. "Can you get off of me now?"

He questioned them slightly, still mildly crushing them under his weight. "Are you gonna chill out?"

"Maybe..."

"..."

"....Okay I'll calm down... lame-ass..."

"Did you say something?"

"Nothing, sweetheart~"

"That's what I thought." He got off top of them and laid on his side while Honey wrapped their arms around him so he could nuzzle his face in their chest.

They eventually started scratching his scalp, and they made a small smile at him leaning into their touch. "Your roots are kinda showing. Do you want me to touch 'em up for you?"

Guy scrunched his face in confusion and slight judgment at their behavior, still mumbling into their neck. "Honey. Did you just sniff my hair?"

Guy buried his face in the crook of their neck and wrapped his arms around them even tighter, mumbling a tired response. "Yeah... Tomorrow."

Honey slightly shivers at Guy's warm breath on their neck, smirking at his clinginess. "Okay." Letting out a soft confirmation before burying their face in his hair, taking a deep whiff of his natural scent mixed with his coconut and mango shampoo.

Honey smirked at Guy's convicting tone. "What? You smell good."

Guy scoffed at honey, finding their fascination for his smell odd. "You're such a weirdo..."

"What? You want me to say you smell bad? 'Cus I could."

"I mean, you could, but then you'd just look like a liar..."

"Do you want me to appreciate your smell or say you smell gross?"

"You could just... not smell me. That's an option." He says, throwing out the proposition, knowing full well it won't be taken into consideration.

Honey, fake-considers his suggestion, very obviously not actually thinking about not smelling him. "Mmmmm nah I'll pass."

Guy rolls his eyes and holds Honey tighter, wrapping his legs around them like a koala. Squeezing them tightly while they play with his hair.

This was the life to Guy. Silence and cuddles, Honey's fingers tangling into his hair and Guy secretly taking in their scent. (Hypocrite) Who wouldn't love this serene, still moment...

"Has anyone told you you're absolutely perfect?"

Guy was stunned to say the least. For Honey to say something so out of the blue and something so sappy had his heart skipping a beat.

"Um... no? What's up with you?" Guy was confused. Confused but not that surprised. His Honey was always one to speak their mind, but sometimes they said things that had him flustered. And he wasn't exactly the best at preparing for their unaware sweet words.

"Just sayin'. You're adorable, you're sweet, you smell amazing all the time, and you feed me. That seems like perfect boy behavior to me."

Whoooo boy. Yep. This is how he dies. Four years of being together, and he still turned into a bashful mess whenever Honey was all mushy with him... which was most of the time.

"God you are so..."

"Sooo...? What?"

Guy lets out a soft, resigned sigh and leans into them. "Charming."

Honey snorts at Guy somewhat dropping the tough-guy act and admitting he finds them charming, their ego rising at his simple word of affirmation.

"And that's all the sappy shit you're getting out of me today. No more."

"Ahhh I knew it... you're no fun..."

"Not my problem."

"But you know what is your problem?"

Guy groaned, clearly not excited for whatever was about to come out of his Honey's mouth. "What?"

Honey spoke up with a smirk in their voice. "Breakfast~"

"Ughhhh...."

"Soooo. What should we have for breakfast? We could have waffles, hashbrowns, Omelettes, grits? Ooh! We could have French toast and sausage?"

Guy rolled his eyes as they rambled about various breakfast foods, but deep down he knew he'd make a four course breakfast meal for his Honey. Because they deserved it. They deserved the world after dealing with his sass and sarcasm and monotone, lackluster personality, and his absence of... everything for years and even deciding to date him after putting up with all of it.

So he'll gladly make them breakfast.

And gladly give them the whole world if they asked.

Anything for his Honey.

[sunsetdesire]

fisting tboys is as close as i can get to divinity, actually

[heartorbit]

WHEEEEEE

[xeruali]

various springtraps i have drawn recently

some of them are really small i love this guy

[ovrgrwn]

OMG THIS IS EXACTLY HOW I ENVISIONED THEM

I saw someone say that griddlehark should be Eve and Wall-E and the brain worms wouldn’t leave until I drew this

[danandfuckingjonlmao]

[bandtrees]

they would get divorced in one universe just to find eachother in another one

alternatively titled: sometimes you're the level-headed token flesh-head impulse-control-and-polycule-member of a stubborn, eccentric, and hearty telephone-headed drug addict, and there's cruelty in the world you deem fit to suicidally fight, and that either goes about as well as you'd expect it to, or you learn about love and the value of your life and junk along the way

[shinesurge]

everybody's fighting god in a parking lot until god's pr team invents a cute enough mascot i guess

[lindseymcdonaldseyelashes]

Leverage 2x1 - "The Beantown Bailot Job"

[wyvernspirit]

I know most people want gentleman Husk to Angel

But I would like to argue back that gentleman Angel?? Kissing Husks knuckle after he gives him a drink? Making him a fully homemade (Italian) dinner with drinks? So many ideas I have

(the superior answer is that it's both of them in different ways at different times and everyone around them is honestly jealous) ((and wants them to finally kiss god dammit))

[kazutora-kurokawa]

Cootie Hakkai just so shy and embarrassed at first but now just pounding into u all pussy drunk and babling out anything on his mind

Pussy Drunk!Hakkai x Reader

♡ NSFW, fem reader, shy!Hakkai, virgin!Hakkai, slightly rough sex, praise ♡

note 1: I have so many Hakkai requests in my inbox it's not even funny 😭 but this one was so good I had to write something immediately

note 2: I honestly can't tell if these Hakkai requests are all from the same person lol, maybe y'all should start giving yourself little anon titles

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💙 Pussy Drunk!Hakkai who gets flustered whenever you mention sex or anything inappropriate

💙 Pussy Drunk!Hakkai who blushes when you finally ask him to fuck you, you're so blunt about it he just can't resist taking you up on your offer

💙 Pussy Drunk!Hakkai who can barely control himself once he's fully inside you, struggling so hard not to cum right away

💙 Pussy Drunk!Hakkai who goes extra slow so he can savor the feeling of you wrapped around him

💙 Pussy Drunk!Hakkai who moans when he feels you clench around his dick

💙 Pussy Drunk!Hakkai who happily obliges when you ask him to go faster, knocking the breath out of your body with every thrust

💙 Pussy Drunk!Hakkai who keeps fucking you after he's already came and whines from the overstimulation

💙 Pussy Drunk!Hakkai who drools during sex because your pussy just feels that good

💙 Pussy Drunk!Hakkai who praises and thanks you the whole time, burying his face in your neck to muffle his moans

💙 Pussy Drunk!Hakkai who doesn't stop till he's on the verge of passing out, desperate to stay inside your pussy and keep you full

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[beeduoo]

wonderful

[lestatlovesboypussy]

armand pretending to be chill and casual and mysterious in the murder mansion sequence is sooooo funny looking back, he goes from that to "what are we" in like an episode and a half