#SO??????

[bloodyarn]

Would you be so thrown off if I posted valentine's ask replies one month after it has been valentine's? Because that's what i am about to do.

[thetardisisnotourdivision]

I feel like it wasn't addressed in that new episode that maaaayyyyyyyybe the reason that Marinette and Adrien are struggling a little to make their relationship work is because Marinette just effectively killed Adrien's father, who had forbidden their relationship, and even though Adrien does not know this HE SURE AS HELL KNOWS THAT HIS FATHER, WHO FORBADE HIS RELATIONSHIP, IS DEAD.

[kirkandspock]

what are we supposed to do after tomorrow?

[claudemblems]

"Stop simping for reptiles!!!"

Kat:

Let me live in PEACE

[mrschwartz]

reverting right back to their 2007 way of thinking that glasto is just another festival and play it just like it's another gig

[sk8erbi]

Hardmode: Kon, Bart, Lonnie

this isn't hard. i'm marrying all three.

[szczekaczz]

Henriëtte Ronner-Knip, A dog and her puppies

[unalivejournal]

[lieutenant-sarcastic]

Fuck moon’s taking poison damage

[vee-lociraptor]

tiktok refugees i believe you are few but it is VITAL that you know on tumblr you can speak freely. kill. die. sex. fuck. you can say things here

[yuttikkele]

hey gamers I’ve started watching star trek does anyone else see the romantic tension between captain kirk and mr. spock

[1-jar-of-stars]

On Friendship.

[jorisjurgen]

WHAT

[homunculus-argument]

This counts as vent art.

[redrook]

I spent a lot of time handcuffed and in a cage in high school, for a charity bit the grocery store I worked at would do

the bit was that I was "put in jail for having too big a heart" and customers could donate to my bail to get me out (and the money would go to a children's hospital or something)

now. I was very clearly a teenaged employee handcuffed inside a large cage. and I would honestly tell people that I had been in there for hours. and people would say, that's terrible! that's awful! and I would show them my wrists red from the tight handcuffs, and say but I'm sooooooo close to making bail.

and then they would dump some cash in the basket, I'd thank them, and they'd walk away.

and every so often, one of the managers would come by and collect some of the cash, so I could keep being soooooo close to making bail.

I was very good with this bit. Parents with small kids would pay $5-10 if I told their children I had been placed in jail for not cleaning my room/doing my homework, etc. For people in their 20s, I'd threaten that I was very bad at playing the harmonica, but I WOULD play it and we'd all suffer unless they paid me. and for the most amount of money, older men in suits would almost always pay $20s if I avoided eye contact and stammered a lot.

eventually, the managers started to feel bad because I was in the cage so fucking long and often, that I'd need someone to brace me when I got out because I'd have no feeling in my legs. wobbling like a newborn giraffe.

but I would also rake in at LEAST $100 an hour in charity.

so they were like, hey champ. can we, uh, give you a pillow to sit on. in the cage. would you like a pillow so you're not just sitting on a cold metal slab. can we give you a pillow.

and I had to explain to them that if they gave me a pillow, people would think I was more comfortable, so they wouldn't feel as bad, so I'd bring in less money.

the compromise was that they'd bring me a nice coffee every couple hours, which I would have to try to block with my body from the customers.

all this money went to charity. that's what the money was for. it's what was on the sign. but how much they were willing to pay was very contingent on how comfortable I looked, never mind the fact that I was still a teenaged employee handcuffed inside a cage.

and out of the dozens of shifts I did this on, not ONCE did ANYONE say, hey kid I'm going to go talk to your manager because what the fuck is going on here. they would just drop money in the basket, and I'd thank them and sip from my secret drink.

I actually had people get MAD at me that I told them I was far away from bail, they donated like $15, and then 20 minutes I got let out because my shift ended.

again. the money was for charity. it was on the sign that was very clearly placed on the upper half of my cage.

so yeah. even when people think they mean well. people can be really, really fucking stupid.