#SIRS THIS IS A KITCHEN
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People keep on asking for more Baby Robin and Papadile so here is more Baby Robin and Papadile. Now never ask anything from me ever again
#My art#One Piece#Long post#Sir Crocodile#Nico Robin#Alternatively panel 5 would've been a close up of Crocodile's face from Robin's POV where he looks like he's giving her a death glare#Not intentionally he's just a big scary bastard with a Resting Murder Face and Robin is a small traumatized child#But I wanted to focus on the silliness of the moment so you get the goofy version instead#IDK man there's just something very funny to me about the idea of Robin just randomly info-dumping about a subject she's read about#And Crocodile being like ''?????????????????????? The fuck you talking about??''#Robin leaves the ship's kitchen and Crocodile just stares at the tomato like ''...It's a fruit? Forreal?''#(Meanwhile Robin is sweating bullets like ''I called his favorite vegetable a FRUIT right in his FACE he's going to KILL ME'')#Robin grew extra feet from the bottom of her feet to reach the counter and that actually isn't me trying to explain bad art away#In the original Papadile comic there was a panel of Robin doing the dishes with extra feet to reach the sink but I cut it out#(It was a stress relief comic I did not feel like drawing a complicated background in detail) (BUT YES I THOUGHT OF IT)#Nico Robin Age 11 is *more* than capable of cooking Crocodile just does not trust her with his food. At least not yet#She did start doing the dishes unprompted and continues to do so (mostly out of fear). Croc told her she didn't have to but allows it#IDK a lot of people seem to headcanon Crocodile as incapable of cooking and like. Surely Mr ''I don't trust people'' knows how to cook#Like he doesn't have to be a master chef or anything but and maybe he enjoys not HAVING to cook (pain in the ass with one hand + knife/hook#But surely he can cook decent enough. SURELY#Botanists don't @ me I know the ''tomato is a fruit'' thing isn't fully accurate this is just a silly little haha comic
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They found him wandering in Minrathous (he refused to ask the locals for help because of fucking course he knows how to read a map how dare you!) and they had to bring him in. He can be found mapping the Crossroads because the place really lacks fortification -_- silly Fade! Rylen come get your boy, he's muttering about watchtowers again
I miss this man dearly
#sketches#dragon age: the veilguard#cullen rutherford#ndo sta l'art tag#dav spoilers#<- only because of the text lol I don't wanna risk it#picture him being jumpscared by manfred à la gloria modern family#*gasps* el diablo!!!!#'sir dellamorte your kitchen is way too spicy' as he witnesses him putting just a pinch of oregano in the pasta sauce#'you're poisoning the kid!'
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domestic cross guild, where mornings start off with a sleepy Buggy floating to the kitchen, eyes semi-closed. Mihawk at the kitchen island with two ready-made coffee mugs in front of him, silently sipping from his own while he passes one of the mugs to Buggy who wordlessly accepts and sits down across from him. Crocodile is soon trailing after him, also accepting the offered mug from Mihawk. no words are exchanged. Crocodile sets to making breakfast while Mihawk and Buggy move to sit at the table to give him more space. eyes still heavy with sleep, Buggy drapes himself on the table, trying to get a few more minutes of shut-eye. the sounds of Mihawk turning the pages of the newspaper and Crocodile humming as he cooks is a soothing lullaby to Buggy's ears by now. he has never had peaceful mornings like this before.
#i could write more but stopping here feels right#im not trying to write another 1k words just describing their breakfast. tho I could...#i just like the idea of quiet mornings with cross guild#everything is so hectic#but mornings#everything is peaceful. if only for a moment#not looking this over so excuse any grammar errors#i feel like crocodile takes charge of breakfast most mornings. mihawk helps on occasion#both of them are early risers so one of them is always in the kitchen before buggy gets there. coffee hot and ready waiting for him#buggy would probably wake up in the afternoon if left alone but he's been getting better at waking up for breakfast. he wouldn't miss it#i really love cross guild and i feel like buggy should get pampered a bit. he deserves it#buggy the clown#dracule mihawk#hawkeye mihawk#crocodile#sir crocodile#cross guild#one piece#do these three have a ship name? or is it just cross guild?#happy valentine's!
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summer???
I HARDLY KNOW 'ER !!!!
( i cannot draw backgrounds or patterns so thank you so much for the funny free stock images on the internet ))
#hazbin hotel#alastor#angel dust#husker#charlie morningstar#vaggie#niffty#sir pentious#cherri bomb#ALMOST THERE BABY#WOOOOOOOOO#AAAGGAAAAHSHHDFF#*foaming in the mouth**#(in a very endearing and positive way)#(burned the kitchen down from how hard i cooked this)#(also i just wanted an excuse to draw angel in the cute strawberry swimsuit tee hee)#OKAY THIS WAS JUST SUPPOSED TO BE A SIMPLE STICKER DESIGN FOR MYSELF BUT I GOT CARRIED AWAY LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOO#OH SUCH IS THE WOE OF AN ARTIST /JOKING !!!!!!!!#cant afford official merch???#make it yourself baby !!!!!#just kidding#but yeah hazbin is cool. i am super duper excited for it#i am literally gonna explode when and if it ever comes out.#okay bye why did you read all of this LMAOOOOO#JUST KIDDING THANKS FOR READING MY DUMB CRAP HAVE A NICE DAY !!!!!!!
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How Hazbins Spend Thanksgiving
Unsurprisingly, no one in the hotel was going to celebrate thanksgiving because… well, they didn’t feel they had much to be thankful for given that they were in hell….. And then Charlie gave them the puppydog eyes and they all caved pretty quick.
In preparation for the day, Angel Dust would make Fat Nuggets and Keekee matching little turkey costumes.
Charlie would literally scream when she saw the adorable little creatures in the turkey get ups and there would be so many pictures and videos of them on both hers and Angel’s sinstagrams.
Of course Charlie would decorate. She’d stay up all night the night before to make cute little thanksgiving crafts to put everywhere.
Sir Pentious would absolutely help her make the thanksgiving crafts and out them up.... but his looked more like a preschool art project. Not being much of a crafter normally, he would still proudly display them.
Alastor would volunteer to make thanksgiving dinner, and he would recruit Niffty to help him.
Niffty would get distracted about 10 minutes in and end up doing something completely off task. Alastor wouldn’t mind since Vaggie would be in and out of the kitchen to monitor him since she didn’t really trust the cannibal in the kitchen, and she would lend a hand when he seemed to need it.
When Niffty disappeared, Lucifer would take the stool she had been standing on, pull it over to the other side of the counter and sit down. Much to the radio demon’s annoyance, the king would proceed to critique everything he did…. Every. Single. Thing.
Alastor is also the type to need to have the radio playing his favorite station in order to do anything in the kitchen.
Lucifer would bug him by changing the station or complaining about his taste in music.
Sir Pentious' egg bois would attempt to help all around the hotel, but they would be threatened to be scrambled multiple times.
Husk would try to hide out in his room, but Vaggie would be around to bang on his door and threaten to drag him out by his tail. Knowing she’d do it, Husk would begrudgingly come out, grumbling about how he “ain’t got nothin’ to be thankful for”.
Charlie would feel bad that Husk was dragged out of his room, so she would try to perk him up… It doesn't really work until Alastor suggests the bartender try to make a cocktail for each person there, “something original” he would say. Husk would actually have fun trying to make up a nice drink for everyone.
After what happened at the club, Niffty would only get mocktails.
And yes, Niffty would pout at that because she enjoyed the fuzzy happy feeling drinking gave her
Vaggie would set the table after Charlie insisted they all eat together like a family.
As they set the table, the king of Hell would proudly present the perfect holiday centerpiece: A duck statue. But not just any duck statue; a statue of a duck dressed like a turkey holding hands with another duck dressed as a pilgrim.
Everyone would take their seats, each with their own special cocktail (and mocktail), and a perfectly presented plate.
Angel would be sneaking Fat Nuggets and Keekee food under the table.... Unbeknownst to him, Charlie was also slipping food to the resident animal companions….. And so was Lucifer… And so was Pentious....
Fat Nuggets and Keekee could both be described as “fat and happy” by the end of dinner
Cherri would surprise everyone with her baking skills by making various pies from scratch.
Angel would make a lot of jokes about being stuffed.
While everyone is raving about the drinks and the food, all enjoying the little gathering more than anyone thought they would, Charlie would suggest that they all go around and say what they’re thankful for.
There would be a chorus of groans, but everyone would do it, finding that there was a lot more for them to be thankful for than they had originally thought.
And of course, Charlie wouldn't be Charlie if she didn't get emotional when her turn came around as she said she was thankful for everyone sitting around the table.
Angel would volunteer to help with clean up, only doing so to be beside Husk for some “casual flirting”.
Niffty would be the first to fall into a food coma and then fall asleep on the couch in the parlor. Lucifer would follow soon after, falling asleep in a chair despite having promised to help with the clean up.
Sir Pentious would pass out in a cuddle pile with his egg bois.
The second that everything was put away, Charlie would excitedly suggest putting up a christmas tree and setting up a secret santa thing.
One step ahead of her, Vaggie would point to the doorway they were standing in, pointing at the mistletoe she had hung in preparation for her girlfriend’s excitement.
#fizziepop thoughts#vivziepop#hazbin hotel#hazbin headcanons#hazbin holidays#husk hazbin hotel#angel dust hazbin hotel#fat nuggets#charlie morningstar#hazbin hotel lucifer#alastor the radio demon#alastor is in charge of the meal#who let the cannibal in the kitchen#niffty hazbin hotel#sir pentious hazbin hotel#the egg bois#chaggie#happy thanksgiving#thanksgiving#hazbin thanksgiving
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cheng xiaoshi: i love cooking!
the photo studio floor plan: *doesn't have a kitchen*
#sir what do you MEAN#ive been flabbergasted by this ever since the noodle ep#like#WHERE are u cooking??#are you going to qiao ling's place next door borrowing their kitchen and bringing the food back???#link click#cheng xiaoshi
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The way I am lusting over Mitsuya-sensei's kitchen and his herb shelf specifically
#sir i am coming to steal your garden and your kitchen#mr. mitsuya's planned feeding#mitsuya sensei no keikakuteki na edzuke
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it’s hard being a knight
#arthuriana#arthurian literature#lucan#sir lucan#gareth#sir gareth#kay#sir kay#art#arthurian meme#arthurian legend#comic#knights am i right#also that creature is a beaver#cause in percival#he slayed a beaver whose managed to kill several people#so this beaver is quite tame comparatively speaking#kitchen knights
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My phone gallery sorts photos on its own based on what it thinks it is into groups [like maps, kitchen stuff, plants, toys etc.]
Its so far classified Jash as medical supplies as well as a plant
Like phone how tf is this a plant
#it also thinks darrell is a kitchen utensil#also it keeps calling art a map#like anything that's traditional art is 9 times outta 10 a map to it#my phone is very smart#rlly puts the smart in smartphone#chonny jash#moss post#i have to get art refs so it just grabs random stuff & is like “yea that's probably a tree or a flower or something”#sir that is a whole ass guy tf are you talking about
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eddie looking at buck when buck's not looking back is one of my favourite genres
#sami rambles#that shot when the chief walks away in the kitchen...... EDDIE SIR GET A GRIP#911 spoilers#911 show#911 fox#evan buckley#eddie diaz#buddie#buck x eddie
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Did anyone actually SEE Gojo Satoru during pearl harbor
#where was gojo?#happy birthday gojo#december 7#“Sir do you have an alibi”#sir wasn't born#from the kitchen to the bathroom#gojo satoru#satoru gojo#gojo#jjk#48 years earlier and this could've been suspicious
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Ash IG Story
#Sir i am so tired 😭😭😭#5sos#5 seconds of summer#ashton irwin#ashton#ai ig#Instagram#video#kh4f post#my love why are you doing your hair in a kitchen#baby sir dude ily and you look so good but i feel like we're doing the slicked back thing all the time now#I'm just saying please put the gel down and let the curls be free
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Ah, hello, Alex! I was hoping to find you around, I brought you something! *You have received a tupperware full of crabcakes! They're somehow still warm.* Long story short, I made entirely too many on accident, and I thought perhaps you could bring them to the gym with you if you needed a boost.
-Elliott (@typewritersandtidepools)
Dude... There's so much protein in here!
Uh... Thanks, broseph. 'Preciate that. I owe ya one.
#HE SHHEHES JGHEH#HI ELLIOTT ILY ELLIOTT#every time elliott talks to alex his brain is just like “why does jesus give a damn about me huh hello help???”#there is no jesus in stardewland but you know what i mean#sdv ask blog#That one post that's like#“Imagine if Gordon Ramsay came into your kitchen and asked for a bite of the stir fry you were making in your pajamas”#“Sure sir! But what the fuck tho”
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Aww the side story of the barbie (not date) but from Shouta’s POV, this is the cutest by @cyanoscarlet
Alliance in Pink - Side Stories, First art
#They are cute your honor#I might make some sketches for clive and dion and terrace but that will have to wait a little#Dani punched me in the guts my hands are shaky (in a good way) 😭#Clive seeing them holding hands: HE IS HOLDING HAND WITH A GIRL!! He didn’t tell me he is on holding hands terms??#Dion: calm down ifrit im sure he knows what he is doing#Clive head in hands and devastated : you don’t understand *cry*#Jill will call the next day and ask Joshua to please talk to clive because he have been laying on the kitchen floor since he got back#Clive with the horrific mortified ordeal of kids growing up#If he hold hands now what next??? Kiss on the head?? Sharing a seat?? *gasp* does he know what that means??#[clive sees Jote kiss at the bus station]#*clive pass out*#This fic is about dion getting first seat at clive’s crisis of grasping the reality his little brother is older than 10#It doesn’t help both have the brain of a nugget#Terrance really saw clive and thought ‘he should be my husband’s friend’#joshua rosfield#dion lesage#sir terence#clive rosfield#jote#ffxvi#final fantasy xvi
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SISSY FIGHT
#Nevermore#Nevermore Webtoon#Webtoon#WHAT A FUN EPISODE#THE GIRLS TIDYING UP THE HIDEOUT THEY’RE SO SWEET#MORELLA IS FREAKING ADORABLE#THEN THE OTHERS ARE JUST WALLOWING IN NEGATIVITY#LENORE AND DUKE FIGHTING WHO KNEW IT COULD BE KINDA FUN#THEY INVADED THE KITCHEN OMG#PLUTO BEING THE PEACEKEEPER#INSULTING HIS MUSTACHE I CAAAAAAAANNNN’TTTTT!! “I DON’T KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS” 😂#PLUTO IS SO DONE#“Thank you for making sure I didn’t die” “No problem” “…” “SO I COULD KILL YOU MYSELF”#PLUTO THROWING BRITISH/SWEARS LEFT AND RIGHT MY BOI WAS POPPING OFF IT WAS SO FUN TO READ ALOUD#LITTLE GUY ORDERING HIS TALL FRIENDS AROUND#LENORE WALLOWING IN ANNOYANCE— OH HEY MR. RAVEN DIDN’T THINK I’D BE SEEING YOU TODAY#LENORE TALKING TO HIM LIKE HE’S GOING THROUGH A DRIVE THROUGH OF LENORE DISAPPOINTMENT 😂#WHAT IS YOUR QUESTION SIR????? WHAT IS YOUR QUESTION LENORE?????#WHAT A THRILLING PENULTIMATE EPISODE ON THE WAY TO EPISODE ONE FREAKING HUNDRED WOWWWW AMAZING
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i had arin for two days and i'm deeply endeared. i miss him. i miss arin, tails.
#qsmp#qsmp arin#the single only good thing that could come from this if arin does not come back is if luzu (the character) returns#worst case scenario we never see cc!luzu again i will be DEVASTATED#i missed any luzu qsmp streams by like a week i think he canonically passed out RIGHT before i got into qsmp#so the only chance i've rly had since then was purg and that was a mess#i got so damn scared when i heard he was contemplating leaving frrrrr#even if he stands by that i'll be pleased we got these two days bc they really Got Me emotionally#but i'm so deeply intrigued on how the code can evolve now that luzu/arin reappeared and closed the thread that summoned the code to begin#(the codes were first after arin; now they have him; now what?)#and considering etoiles and arin were chatting prison day 1#and the code and etoiles lore have become intertwined#i'd be curious how arin and the code evolve and if/how that affects etoiles lore#i have full trust in luzu in the kitchen i'd be very interested to see what he could cook up#please return sir 🙏 please#as q!luzu or arin idcccc just don't be gone forever ;-;#(know going forward that if i ever say 'i miss arin' i 100% also mean 'i miss cc!luzu on qsmp' that is always implied; constant subtext)#shut up vic#block game brainrot#listen i'm a big fan of new ingredients shaking up established patterns#etoiles shook up luzu's code lore and luzu returning shook up etoiles'#i'm attaching the beaters and mixing the shit out of this ok i'd like to see this in the blender is that too much to ask#man all these tags and i didn't actually talk abt the character as i see it in real detail?#but like eh without the character history i'm reluctant to rly expound on it just know i am deeply endeared#it gutted me when he got dragged off deadass but was also such a cool moment in terms of character reactions#very very cool thank you luzu thank you qsmp
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