#very very cool thank you luzu thank you qsmp

[sweetstove]

This au has been living rent free in my brain HSHDHDHD JUST SOME GENERAL THOUGHTS/QUESTIONS IDK

-What's the dynamic like between The Brazilians in general/The French, bc they tend to have more of a "group" dynamic on the QSMP than the Spanish/English speakers

-Who are the people who either had the aesthetic of one of the groups but we're not invited (like missa) or were invited but possibly rejected? I've got my own personal headcanons on that one but I'd love to head it from u

-Just anything about Pac and Cellbit, like ik in this au Cellbit almost chopped his leg off at a party (I think), but are they friends?? is there some sort of animosity between them, or is it that weird sort of tension that no one really knows why it exists, literally anything

And that's all, your au is so cool so much brainrot I LOVE IT SM AND IM NOT EVEN A MAIN GUAPODUO ENJOYER

- Hispanics, French and Brazilians are their own friend groups, despute being in different clubs. They get along great!

- Maxo, Wilbur, Elquackity and Jaiden got rejected by Soulfire. Pierre, Slime, Rivers and Baghera were rejected by GGN. Antoine, Missa, Bagi and Luzu were rejected by Bolas.

- ... Yes. They very much are close friends, despite the leg thing(everyone is aware of the leg thing, it's why so many people are terrified of Cellbit). Cellbit doesn't fully remember what happened that night, but likes making snarky comments at Pac over it, just to scare him. But Pac forgave him, somehow!!!! He has a bad habit of forgiving people easily.

AND THANK YOU FOR ENJOYING!!! i promise im working on the fanfic for this au!

it's mainly guapoduo, but there will be other pairings as well! platonic and romantic, sometimes even a mix of both!(and also enemies.)

[i-got-hit-by-a-planet]

please, explain the entire premise of the qsmp to me.

tell me all the little bits and details.

tell me everything.

think of this... as an informational post, for those such as myself uneducated in the world of the qsmp.

thank you.

oh shit oh fuck okay i'm gonna do my best, yeah? just keep in mind three things: i only watch charlie's pov, i got into qsmp the day they got the eggs (so like two weeks late) and it's currently 3am

now let's get into qsmp

but i'm actually gonna be explaining the past two weeks, from the day they got their eggs, since i never really caught up with Charlie's pre-egg vods

so, to set the scene, the smp is on an island - the Quasadilla Island and the players are not allowed to leave; there is a big wall running through like half of the island, a lot of people have houses in and on the wall

also, the server has a lot of cool mods! there are new bioms, mobs, activities (painting, photography, etc) and weapons (like guns and bombs)

the thing is, they broke the wall and woke up a dragon that was apparently sleeping on the island; and since the dragon left somebody needs to watch out after its eggs

most of the players are paired up - one english speaker and one spanish, and they get to pick their own eggs. due to luzu and wilbur's absence, bad and quackity are both single parents to their eggs

the ones we're gonna focus on are the flippos because i love them.

so you've got Slimecicle, ElMariana and their egg daughter JuanaFlippa - and from the very start they establish themselves as The Drama; they argue a lot and since they are very poor they can't really take care of Flippa, also Mariana is known for having a romance with Foolish (which is problematic since Slime and Mariana are now married)

for the life of me i can't remember why they did it but the two of them went to see Foolish and Vegetta's kid and after destroying its bedroom they are absoluely convinced that they killed it. they leave a sign suggesting that somebody drowned the kid and they ran away.

they take a picture of Flippa's bedroom in the same state as Leonard@'s as an alibi AND THEN then they make a deal with little jesus (rubius) to atone for their sins

they're making badboyhalo a farm and in exchange lil J will grant JuanaFlippa an additional life <this is important later

oh, and because neither Charlie nor Mariana showed up for a while, Flippa lost one life to neglect, leaving her on one life since all eggs have two

the next couple days it's mostly Charlie hanging out with Flippa but there's one thing you need to know - satan is real (also rubius) and he will give Juana a gun if charlie kills somebody else's egg in return; Slime tricks Philza into logging off by pretending that Phil's audio is glitching and during that time he breaks the bed in which Chayanne (Phil and Missasinfonia's kid) is sleeping - by doing that he establishes a rule that breaking a sleeping egg's bed means killing the egg < also important

on his quest of revenge Phil tries to kill Flippa the very same day but she kills him with the gun Satan gave her and Slime makes Phil promise not to hurt her

in the meantime Flippa becomes friends with Tilin - Quackity's kid. together the four of them (slime, q and eggs) build little J a house and decide to become family (: flippa hits the sickest water bucket on lil J's request and then tilin and flippa have a sleepover at charlie's

the next day Mariana spends time with Juana and after a whole day he tucks her to bed and accidentaly breaks it, killing her as per the rule that Charlie established; immediately after he goes to play crab game (or something like that)

next time he logs in, charlie tries to go on a rampage to kill everybody's eggs but he fails lmao, he cries himself to sleep while jaiden does a dramatic reading of blue by eiffel65

ok now i gotta be real - i did not catch this particular stream but what i know is, charlie was out with tilin, flippa and roier, he was fightning mobs and his sword had sweeping edge. he kills Tilin and then sad (since he came to love him as his own) he gives Flippa all his stuff except for a flower she gave him a long time ago, leaves Flippa under Roier's care and sets out to find a way to bring back Tilin

then they have the trial! it's Mariana & Roier against Charlie & Jaiden & Quackity & Foolish & Fit & Bad; i could talk about the court case itself for an hour but the gist is, jaiden slayed absolute penis, slimeriana made out, the cheating allegations (of foolish and Mariana) were presented and Philza's testimony of Charlie killing his kid was deemed irrelevant to the case

the judge (Maximus) decides that JuanaFlippa will be revived since her death was a mistake but both parents must spend 10 minutes in jail and then attend couples therapy

Foolish tries to assassinate the two of them while in jail but fails and is imprisoned himself; Mariana and Slime break out of jail so they don't miss Flippa's revival

Juana is back! they take her home, tuck her to bed and then roleplay having sex to coldplay outside

The next day Mariana and Roier take their eggs out to a dungeon (?) and the same thing happens to Flippa as it did to Tilin. she dies only two days after being revived

in today's stream Charlie is in exile and he decides to build a shrine for little J to convince him to switch Juana's backup life (from the farm deal!) to Tilin - he doesn't know that Flippa is dead yet; he's first told by the creepy white island person? (i'm not really sure who they are since it's pre-egg lore but i know they have something to do with census bureau) while gathering supplies but he doesn't believe them and continues work on the shrine; he summons lil J and reminds him of the deal, lil J confirms that Flippa is dead again

Slime decides to switch and ask for Flippa back instead of Tilin; lil J takes him to see the farm since he never saw it and decides to talk with God. he comes back after a while and says that God will take Juana's case to the council of gods and it might take a couple of days, and then he goes back to tormenting other members

before ending stream, Slime says that he didn't expect that to work and that if he does get Flippa back he's gonna go back into exile so nobody sees her

and this is pretty much it! i'm not sure if this is what you had in mind when you asked anon but it is now 4am and i was meant to work on a fic in this time

apologies for any mistakes it is late and i'm not editing this