#SIKE BITCHES

[chaos0pikachu]

it still cracks me up to my bones that the romance plot that ended as an open ended sad separation was the cute, soft university boys who has multiple romantic musical numbers together and not the bodyguard/mafia boss who tried to kill each other and had sex against a mirror or the bodyguard/mafia 2.0 boss who tried to kill each other twice and had sex in a torture dungeon after their therapy hedgehog died

[loudmouthedllama]

To My Haters:

𝐼'𝓂 𝒮𝑜𝓇𝓇𝓎....

[ghosthorse]

getting really emotional about how dubenich picks the leverage crew because they only ever work alone, and in both the nigerian job AND the last dam job the way they outsmart him is to go find people they trust and ask for help.

[underqualified-human]

Jamil: Yuu, theres a spider!

*? Yuu eats it*

Jamil: I don't know whether to hug you or punch you.

*? Yuu opens their mouth to reveal the spider still on their tongue*

Jamil: Second one it is.

[zeninsama-moved]

gojo likes fucking you in positions that make you think you’re the one in charge. he likes letting you feel all proud of yourself when you’re riding him, as if it isn’t his stupidly large hands around your hips that bounce you on his dick.

[willowways]

“ people on the border are taking Hispanic jobs”

Bitch they’re Hispanic

[hyperhanniee]

A long 4ggravate highschool au headcanons thingy because I am a multi fandom bastard and I'm hyperfixated on them

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Tighnari and Alhaitham are the two smartest, but they aren't academic rivals. Haitham is better at literature and social studies, while Tighnari is better at math and science. They tutor each other on their bad subjects.

Kaveh is the art kid, ofc. He loves drawing and painting. He once made a whole sturdy structure out of marshmallows and toothpicks. He draws Haitham the most, but claims he draws Cyno more.

Last is Cyno, he's sporty and a huge teachers pet. He has office duty and has a huge ego about it. He lets Kaveh get away with skipping, but annoys Haitham and Tighnari about being a second late.

Now dating time!

The first crush that ever happened in the group was Alhaitham getting a crush on Cyno in elementary school. He just thought Cyno was the prettiest in a cute elementary schooler way.

Og highschool couples were cynonari and kavetham. The couples would often go on double dates, one time Cyno and Kaveh ran off at a fair leaving Haitham and Tighnari behind. The two walked around holding hands and Haitham won Tighnari a huge fox plushie, but it was tOtAlLy PlAtOnIc

After a while communication happened and they all realized they liked each other.

Haitham and Tighnari constantly hold hands in the hallways. Tighnari is always nervous that someone's gonna just touch his tail, so Haitham is his shield.

Kaveh does Cyno's hair everyday before classes start. High pony with bangs, low pony, a messy bun. Kaveh is in love with Cyno's hair. But the one time it backfired was with pigtails. Cyno almost beat the shit outta Kaveh

Cyno drags Haitham everywhere because scary dog privilege. Haitham also just picks Cyno up at random times to annoy him. Cyno just wiggles like a feral cat, but after a while goes limp.

Kaveh loves to nap on Tighnari's tail. The blonde is absolutely obsessed with it. He'll put cute clips on it, he'll braid the longer parts, and it's just his comfort spot. He brushes Tighnari's tail to help calm himself.

Kaveh and Haitham go to the library all the time. Kaveh loves reading about ancient architecture, while Haitham grabs almost every book he can find on authors to quench his hyperfixation.

Cynonari go on ice cream dates. Cyno loves mint choco while Tighnari despises it with a passion. Tighnari always gets some "tropical fruit" like lychee or dragon fruit. Cyno is basic as hell, vanilla or mint choco.

Lastly they all always attend Cyno's games. For whatever sport he does, they're always the loudest fans. One time Kaveh almost physically fought a girl because she claimed to be Cyno's #1 fan (dramatic bitch)

[mega-ringsandthings-world]

turmp got elected and bucktommy broke up? fuck this literally fuck this shit

[somereaderinblue]

GEE ACHILLES, I WONDER, WHAT WILL HECTOR DO TO YOU!?!?

[zhoras-bitch]

I have to admit, way Terror Fest trolled us with Allen/Alana's whole character was pretty funny.

[fur-bee]

oh this expanded on cetra lore is bad oh my god

[averycutesalamander]

what do you guys think boothill's gonna do once oswaldo is dead? i've heard some people suggest that he'd go out with a bang in some crazy suicide mission - that he'll leave the world content, satisfied with his revenge.

but like... for as much as people like to act like boothill is stupid, he's not. i just think he KNOWS that oswaldo is just one head of the hydra; that the real killer behind the death of his family isn't any singular man, but the system itself - a system that enables and prioritizes profit above all else. surely he KNOWS that, once oswaldo is dead, someone new will take his place. there are an infinite number of people that would be happy to take his crown, and there are an infinite number of families that they'd be willing to slaughter for pennies.

do you think personal revenge is his sole motivation? that, once his family, his people, have been avenged, he'll be content? because i don't.

despite all of his posturing as a villain to keep people at a distance, boothill isn't a bad man. it's a lot of small, cumulative things - subtle reframings of actions that are, on their surface, self-serving, but have an underlying selflessness. he's dedicated his entire existence to serving justice - and i don't think that stops at justice for his family, even if he says otherwise. "I don't give a rat's behind about people doin' good or evil." you're a goddamn LIAR, bee, and we both know it.

you want my guess for what he'll do once oswaldo is dead? he's not stopping with him.

he won't rest until the entire ipc has crumbled into rubble and blood and fire, and he doesn't care how many executives he has to kill to get there.

[mayapapaya33]

A Public Service Announcement

Hey Recovering Supernatural fans, come watch Dead Boy Detectives and get some free therapy. No I will not be elaborating at this time. You'll know it when you see it.

[kitsquared]

Nakahara 'I'm not indulging your acting' Chuuya

But a luxury and infinitely funny when he does

[feyres-divorce-lawyer]

found where sjm got that deeply unserious alias.

[classics-cocks-and-concoctions]

That’s it, that’s every Jeeves and Wooster story