#sal.yap

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no lube, no protection, all night, all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the dining table to the bedroom, from the bathroom sink to the shower, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, exponential, logarithmic, while I gasp for air, scream and see the light, missionary, cowgirl, reverse cowgirl, doggy, backwards, sideways, upside down, on the floor, in the bed, on the couch, on a chair, being carried against the wall, outside, in a train, on a plane, in the car, on a motorcycle, the the bed of a truck, on a trampoline, in a bounce house, in the pool, bent over, in the basement, against the window, have the most toe curling, back arching, leg shaking, dick throbbing, fist clenching, ear ringing, mouth drooling, ass clenching, nose sniffling, eye watering, eye rolling, hip thrusting, earthquaking, sheet gripping, knuckles cracking, jaw dropping, hair pulling, teeth jitterbug, mind blogging, soul snatching, overstimulating, vile, sloppy, moan inducing, heart wrenching, spine tingling, back breaking, atrocious, gushy, creamy, beastly, lip biting, gravity defying, nail biting, sweaty, feet kicking, mind blowing, body shivering, orgasmic, bone breaking, world ending, black hole creating, universe destroying, devious, scrumptious, amazing, delightful, delectable, unbelievable, body numbing, bark worthy, can't walk, head nodding, soul evaporating, volcano erupting, sweat rolling, voice cracking, trembling, sheets soaked, hair drenched, flabbergasting, lip locking, skin peeling, eyelash removing, eye widening, pussy popping, nail scratching, back cuts, spectacular, brain cell desolving, hair ripping, show stopping, magnificent, unique, extraordinary, slendid, phenomenal, mouth foaming, heavenly, awakening, devils tango ever. bro could cause a nuclear bomb inside me and I'd still ride.

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god i CANNOT be having thoughts of a threesome with argenti and boothill rn, i need to get this fic done 😭

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"sal tries not to add corny flirting to a fic" challenge level: impossible

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HAPPY HALLOWEEN !!!! ...i may or may not be cooking up a vampire hunter boothill x vampire reader multichapter fic. probably won't release today but we'll see

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so like. obviously CANONICALLY graey was female, right. considering that mihoyo is a cn company, we never could've expected them to say otherwise. plus it was already confirmed due to the wording used in the cn version of his personal story. BUT i am of the opinion that canon is merely a suggestion, and we can do whatever the hell we want while writing fanfic.

all this to say that im still headcanoning that boothill had 2 gay cowboy dads.

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btw massive shoutout to everyone that leaves comments, big or small. when i get demoralized with my writing, i go back and read them and it perks me right up. you guys are fantastic :)

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at what point does a sentence stop being a sentence. i just put a colon, a semicolon, and an em dash in the same sentence and it's making me question reality

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as i open yet another word doc for yet another fic idea, i think i've settled into a grim acceptance that this will just be my life forever now

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you know you're yearning for a sense of progress when you break out the decimals to update your word counts lollll

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DAMN IT (extremely minor 2.6 spoilers utc)

i had a pet theory that boothill couldn't say "hell" in the context of it being a swear (ie "what the hell"). in the last part of his backstory we see him use the word, but specifically in reference to the location. "Reckon they might be yukkin' it up at me from hell 'bout now..." so i kinda figured that it would only pass through the filter if he wasn't using it as a swear.

and now i feel like a REAL GOOBER because he totally can lol. so if you see me edit a couple of words from previous stuff uhhhhhhhh no you didnt

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genuine question. do people on here have no idea how to properly tag spoilers. or put things under a read more. the HSR fandom is terminally awful at this and it drives me absolutely crazy lol

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slowly going through every stage of grief as i realize that i should definitely include another softer fic for the series before i get to the rougher stuff

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well this is perhaps the fattest L my sleep schedule has ever taken. on the bright side DDBB will be posted in a few hours at most

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cannot fucking BELIEVE im starting yet another WIP when i havent even finished the first

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like there's NO way im finishing all of these right??? maybe???? perhaps????? then again i never thought i would even get (checks notes) TWENTY SEVEN THOUSAND WORDS (?????) into a fic in my LIFE but here we are

as i open yet another word doc for yet another fic idea, i think i've settled into a grim acceptance that this will just be my life forever now