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snickerdoodlles · 1 year ago
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*sees this post pop up in my notes*
*twitches*
I’d made some generalizations in that (which I standby, they’re just coming from an opposite direction) but had to break out the sources and numbers when someone told me I was making generalizations in the same way as the people who “””uncovered””” that AO3 was scraped for AI (no) did and anyways I get tempted to post those notes here sometimes before I have to bonk myself on the head and remind myself no one cares
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kalashnikovlobotomy · 3 months ago
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nonsensical (except to me) rarepair i think ive mentioned before. they meet in the arts and crafts store and fight over the last meter of ribbon in stock and the rest is history
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wawek · 1 year ago
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Lemom chickem 👍
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phoneybeatlemania · 2 years ago
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rosyblooom · 8 months ago
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losing ur interest | op81 smau
PAIRING: oscar piastri x fem best friend!reader WARNING(S): kinda angsty SUMMARY: oscar spent the better half of his teens and early twenties pining after his best friend, y/n, with no luck. however, by the time y/n finally sees him in a romantic light, his love is long gone.
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yourusername did i jump in the water fully clothed for my bestie only to get one nice shot?? yes yes i did that and u would do it too for a free dinner! 😌
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username she was an employee! and she was gonna get employee of the month period y/n !!!
yourusername yessir🫡 username 🤣🤣
username so... where is this picture you speak of🧍‍♀️
oscarpiastri 40 cad of food for 1 pic...😐
yourusername not my fault u're so unphotogenic x username oscar bby the public would like to see it pls 🤲🧎‍♀️
username prettyyyy
landonorris the camera guy always gets the short end of the stick smh guess who paid for my food🤨
yourusername uhm... so anyway the weather was soo nice😋 landonorris woow
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oscarpiastri Two best friends in a room, they might...
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username KISS OMG THEY MIGHT FUCKING KISS YESS PLS😭
oscarpiastri 👀👀👀 yourusername ahahahahahaha😂 username ouch...my heart hurts for osc🥹💔 username alright y/n it ain't that funny😐
username AHHJKSH they're so cute omfg
username slowly realising best friends to lovers ain't ever gonna happen with these two😩
landonorris finally give photo credits???🤨
username oop yourusername never 😙❤️
username the way y/n didn't even like the post omg crying and fucking throwing up
username 😭😭 username sigh... nobody talk to me rn 😞
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f1gossipofficial Y/N L/N, Oscar Piastri's long-time childhood best friend, was spotted entering the paddock today! Despite being a fan favourite, she hasn't attended many races and tends to keep to herself.
Nevertheless, fans are thrilled to see Y/N supporting Piastri at this year's Australian Grand Prix!
Best of luck to all drivers today!
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username y/n on insta: 🤪😆🗣️ y/n at a gp: 🤐😊🙈
username LMAOO ...why is this me tho🥲 username she's so real for that lololol username ntm on my girl now, she's just shy🤣🫶
username it's so clear oscar's in love with her omg
username she's not tho☹️
username imagine if oscar wins today👀👀
username she looks so prettyyyyy <3
username ew she's just there for the money and fame🤢
username "long-term childhood best friend" what's not clicking??? yall just be saying anything smh
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[ caption 1: When your best friend buys you pizza to make you feel better after a crash 😊 ] [ caption 2: Nevermind she dropped it 🤦‍♂️ Actually feeling worse now! ]
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A few months later...
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ynfanpage guys have you noticed how giddy and touchy y/n's become around oscar ever since his crash at the aus gp??? these are some pics she's posted since then👀👀👀
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username OMG YES IVE BEEN DYING TO TALK ABOUT IT
username what do you wanna bet she realised she was in love with osc that day??🥺
username IMAGINE. that would actually make so much sense!!! best friend to lovers at last omfg 😍🫶 username my nonna always said "sometimes u have to almost lose someone to realise how much they really mean to u"🥹
username Y/N IS IN THE FUCKING LIKES WTF‼️
username probably by accident🥲 username BUT WHAT IF IT'S NOT AN ACCIDENT??? maybe we'll get a hard launch soon omgg
username they're sooo dating lol
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oscarpiastri Made some new friends at the beach today :)
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username the vibes in these are immaculate🤩
yourusername same time, same place? :)❤️
landonorris where was my invite???
oscarpiastri Non-existent 😊 username lmaoo why are they like this🤣🤣
username is that y/n and osc in the third pic??🧐
username idk but lmk when u figure it out babes
lilyzneimer super fun! nice meeting you guys 💛
oscarpiastri You too 😆
username idk oscar responding to everybody but y/n's comment rubs me the wrong way...🤨
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yourusername beach x (ty lovely waiter for taking my pic for me)
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lilymhe prettiest! 💕
yourusername youuu <33
username where's oscarrrr
username she's so fake😒 how is she super shy at the gp and then so outgoing here smh??
username lmao maybe bc this is her own insta?? like duh she feels comfortable on her own page wtf
landonorris alone?🤨 where's your shadow
yourusername u're so...😭 username LMAOO referring to oscar as her shadow is crazy??💀💀 username i'm cryin🤣🤣
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0:02 ㅇ──────────── 3:17
no part 2!
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youaresimplylovely · 7 months ago
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Fashion n' Cars (Part Six)
𝗣𝗮𝗶𝗿𝗶𝗻𝗴𝘀: 𝗟𝗲𝘄𝗶𝘀 𝗛𝗮𝗺𝗶𝗹𝘁𝗼𝗻 + F1 Grid 𝘅 𝗩𝗲𝗿𝘀𝘁𝗮𝗽𝗽𝗲𝗻!𝗦𝘂𝗽𝗲𝗿𝗺𝗼𝗱𝗲𝗹!𝗥𝗲𝗮𝗱𝗲𝗿 𝗪𝗮𝗿𝗻𝗶𝗻𝗴: 𝗽𝘂𝗿𝗲 𝗳𝗹𝘂𝗳𝗳, 𝘀𝘁𝗶𝗹𝗹 𝗼𝘃𝗲𝗿𝗽𝗿𝗼𝘁𝗲𝗰𝘁𝗶𝘃𝗲 𝗺𝗮𝘅𝗶𝗲 𝗯𝘂𝘁 𝗹𝗶𝗸𝗲 𝗵��'𝘀 𝘀𝗹𝗼𝘄𝗹𝘆 𝗮𝗰𝗰𝗲𝗽𝘁𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗹𝗲𝘄 >< 𝗮𝗻𝗱𝗱𝗱 𝗵𝘂𝗺𝗼𝗿 𝗹𝗼𝗹𝗼𝗹𝗼𝗹 𝗳𝗰: 𝗘𝗺𝗶𝗹𝘆 𝗥𝗮𝘁𝗮𝗷𝗸𝘄𝗼𝘀𝗸𝗶 𝗽𝗿𝗼𝗼𝗳𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗱! 𝗮/𝗻: 𝗹𝗲𝘄 𝗹𝗲𝘄 𝗳𝗼𝗿 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝘄𝗶𝗻!?!?! 𝗳𝗶𝗻𝗮𝗹𝗹𝘆 𝗴𝘂𝘆𝘀 𝗶𝗸 𝘆𝗮𝗹𝗹 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗯𝗲𝗲𝗻 𝘄𝗮𝗶𝘁𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗳𝗼𝗿 𝗱𝗶𝘀 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗵𝗲𝗿𝗲 𝗶𝘁 𝗶𝘀𝘀𝘀𝘀
𝘁𝗮𝗴𝗹𝗶𝘀𝘁 𝗳𝗼𝗿𝗺
𝗳𝗲𝗲𝗱𝗯𝗮𝗰𝗸 𝗳𝗼𝗿𝗺
[part one] [part two] [part three] [part four] [part five]
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ynverstappen first date with lew lew ><
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maxverstappen1 first picture was actually funny.
ynverstappen AWW BABE HE SAID U'RE FUNNY @lewishamilton lewishamilton he loves me <3 maxverstappen1 not.
georgerussell63 picture credits on the first one, thanks 🤣
landonorris credits also to the guy who beat him. lewishamilton it was one damn match. landonorris and i still won over a world champion 😘
lewishamilton beautiful baby 😍
ynverstappen love u lew leww lewishamilton i love you more baby 😍😘 maxverstappen pure bs. pierregasly istg how does he know these acronyms 😭 maxverstappen1 you can't be serious.
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lewishamilton is this soft or hard launch, idrk baby @ynverstappen
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ynverstappen AWWW THATS CALLED A HARD LAUNCH BABY <33
lewishamilton oh well then it's a hard launch ❤
user6 AWWW MAXIE IS LIKING THE POSTTT AAAA
mercedesamgf1 we see youuuuuu @redbullracing @maxverstappen1
redbullracing 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️ maxverstappen1 true.
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josverstappen7 welcome to the family zoon. @lewishamilton
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lewishamilton had fun with you guys! Thank you Jos! 😊
josverstappen7 oh it's not a problem! You can call me dad now 😉 maxverstappen1 DAD!?!?!?! EXCUSE ME!?!!?!? ynverstappen AWW DADDY <333 landonorris which one ynverstappen STFU landonorris lololol
ynverstappen u see dat third pic, that means i still love u @maxverstappen
maxverstappen1 sure. i love you.
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maxverstappen1 life recently. *sigh*
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ynverstappen beach dayyyyyyy
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lewishamilton gorgeous baby girl 😘
ynverstappen <33333333 maxverstappen1 i hate every damn moment of this.
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ynverstappen still loooove uuuuuuu maxieeeeeee
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maxverstappen1 so after you post ur date with ur bf u post me? But damn right. i was first. i love you too.
ynverstappen i limited the comments for u ><
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icarusredwings · 1 month ago
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Charles hearing about something and then IMMEDIATELY knowing it's Erik is so funny.
Bro rolls up with his special powered children like "Sigh what did you do NOW? Just go to therapy! For fucks sake!" 👨‍🦽‍➡️
And magneto proceeds to give this long ass speech about the betterment of humans and the treatment of mutants all while Logan stands here paralyzed looking at chuck like "Dad your ex boyfriend is MEGA weird. Also why am I here? You know I cant do shit."
And Charles sits here litsening to the entire thing until finally hes either fed up and is like alright mutant children, go attack your ex daddy OR he's like "come home erik we can be one big woke family. Logan is the dog." And logan does NOT deny these allegations.
But ussually Erik is like "Can we do evil things together?" 🥺
"Hm. Like what? Steal from an ice cream truck?"
"Genocide...?"
*heavily disappointed* "Magnuussss we've talked about this...." 🤦‍♂️
"Sooo... no?" 🤨
"No. We can't commit genocide magnus- No even a tiny one. I know you're gonna say that." 🙄
And erik has a massive fit and throws the earth off its axis or something. 😡
Anyway roll the credits. Thats the entire episode. Welcome to X men.
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harunayuuka2060 · 10 months ago
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*In the first years' groupchat*
Ace: @Ortho I don't see MC around. Are they with Idia-senpai?
Ortho: Yes!
Epel: Come on, Ace. They're a couple. Of course, they are always together.
Ace: 🙄 I'm asking because normally, I would see MC sparring with Silver-senpai.
Deuce: Now that you have mentioned it, Schoenheit-senpai and Hunt-senpai didn't see them either.
Deuce: They were looking for them to ask if they were interested in starring in a movie.
Epel: MC would surely say no. That would be too much for them.
Ace: True.
Ortho: I'm really sorry for that. Idia has a fever and MC is taking care of him.
Ace: ...
Deuce: ...
Epel: ...
Ace: Ortho~? 😏
Epel: 😏
Deuce: ...
Deuce: This is why Jack doesn't want to be active in this groupchat.
Ace: He can ghost us like Sebek and we don't give a damn. Right, @Epel?
Epel: 😎 Yeah.
Deuce: 🤦‍♂️
Ortho: So... Do you want to see them right now?
Ace: Yes, please! Thank you! 😘
Deuce: 🤮
*Ortho started a group video call.*
MC: *cuddling Idia*
Idia: I want to play games...
MC: You can't even touch your phone without dropping it.
Idia: I swear I'm not this clumsy.
MC: Hm...
MC: Idia? Is it okay if I tie your hair up?
Idia: Yeah. Do whatever.
MC: *puts his hair up in a messy bun*
*In the groupchat*
Ace: Screenshot that! SCREENSHOT THAT!
Epel: ASDFGHAKSKLAHSKALAJ
Deuce: QWERWETWUGEDKAHDJSJKSH
Ortho: Deuce?
Deuce: Sorry. I couldn't help myself.
Ace: See, Deuce? You'll be simping too.
Deuce: Shut up. 😑
Epel: XD
Ortho: 😊
Idia: Ugh... I hate this fever. I wish there was a quick fix to it.
Ortho: I heard that a kiss on the forehead works for someone who has a fever.
Idia: ...
Idia: Where did you get that data, Ortho?
Ortho: From somewhere. *giggles*
Idia: ...
Idia: What do you think, bestie?
MC: Well, there's no harm in trying.
Idia: Oh.
Idia: ...
MC: ...
MC: Oh, sorry. I was waiting for your permission. Is it good to do it right now?
Idia: ...
Idia: *exe. has stopped working*
Ortho: *sigh*
MC: Idia? Have you fainted?
*In Heartslabyul dorm*
Ace: *has printed the scene where MC put Idia's hair in a messy bun, framed it, and placed it on a wall*
Trey: ...
Cater: ...
Riddle: ...
Trey: *smiles* Ace?
Ace: Yes, Trey-senpai?
Trey: No pastries for you.
Ace: What?!
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queen-morgana91 · 3 months ago
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The fact that certain people dislike Aang because
"He's a pacifist" - he's a monk, guys. Horrifying. Also being a pacifist is a crime it seems. Killing people and starting wars is more cool
"He's childish" - he's 12 🤦‍♂️ he matured a lot during the series and he was forced to grow up quickly like the rest of the gaang. Let alone that most of the time is copyng mechanism, he's dealing with his trauma is his own way
"He didn't kill ozai" - ah yes, still missing the point of the series in 2024. He’s the LAST airbender of a genocided culture. The way this fandom don’t value culture is insane. Which character in this series was ever asked to fore sake their culture? yeah, no one. Aang isn’t wrong for preserving his, stfu
"He had it easy" - the GENOCIDE SURVIVOR had it easy, ok. The lion turtle didn’t give Aang an easy way out. It gave him a choice, after that Aang, the AVATAR aka half spirit, prayed for it. He said he would have killed Ozai if he had no other option and he almost killed him in their fight, but he decided to stay true to himself and to preserve his culture. Aang almost died to take away Ozai's bending, easy my ass. You wanted him to be a cold blooded murderer? watch another series
"He has no development/growth" - sigh. Did we watch the same series? some of you think that you have development if you change personality/beliefs 🤦‍♂️ Aang has a GREAT character development. He makes choices that push him in a way that allows him to move beyond what people, his past lives included, expect of him. He became far more mature and he accepted his role as the Avatar and his responsabilities for the sake of the world. The reason his beliefs never changed is because many characters pressure him to give up his core values which come from a genocided culture. The air nomads, who raised him. If the only way you know of character development/growth is them being forced to change their fundamental beliefs, you don't know what character development means. Aang is the Avatar the world needed and he put an end to the cycles of hatred
"Aang values his culture above other cultures" - lol no he doesn't. Not only Aang is extremely respectful of other cultures (if you talk about the sea prunes again, i swear) but he values his culture because.....again, it was genocided. He never hold it above other cultures, but uses his own to make his own decisions, which is different. Mind you, other characters in the series hold their beliefs above his and dismiss his (Zuko was one of them btw). The adults, like general Fong, literally forced Aang to use violence and the Avatar state. But sure let's ignore it
"He's too perfect/he makes many mistakes" - make up your mind. Not even his haters know wtf they're talking about
"He has a crush on Katara" - how inconceivable. Damn, i'm still traumatized. Also Katara has the audacity to love him back. Horrifying
And then the shipping reasons....yeah i'm not gonna bother here, braindead takes from delusional people
All opinions that i will never ever take seriously, sorry
Free Aang
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larluce · 8 months ago
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Arthur and Merlin travel back in time without knowing the other is from the future too AU
Tagging @aceauthorcatqueen , @fallenxjas , @smileytrinity ,@lucifertookmyshoe , @an-entity-i-think , @thecornerofbelu , @griffonskies , @odinjm , @cinnabon-sweetroll-tiramisu , @thelady-mary , @bennedict , @nightninjaboy , @st8-of-grace , @star-rie , @error-username-not-available , @dogberryrowan , @jamieweasley13 , @tansyuduri , @tercais , @robynnemrys , @evadne01 , @serasvictoria02 The tag list is increasing! I'm crying 🤧. Again thank you so much for all the love. I've been sick in bed, all depressed cause I couldn't speak or sing (I'm a musical theater student) and reading your comments cheer me up ^^.
LINKS TO THE OTHER PARTS OF THIS AU HERE: PART 1 , PART 2 , PART 3 , PART 4 , PART 5 , PART 6 , PART 7 , PART 8 , PART 9 , PART 10 , PART 11 , PART 12 , PART 13 , PART 14 (You're here) , PART 15
In "Remedy to Cure All Ills"
Arthur pacing around in his chambers after Morgana fell sick and he encountered Edwin.
Arthur: (thinking, trying to convince himself) She's evil, she's going to become evil, it's okay if she dies. She's evil, she's going to become evil, she must die. She's evil, she's going to- (Shouts and throws a lamp againts a wall, furious with himself)¡AAARRGH!(sinks in a couch an covers his face, thinking miserably) Why can't I let her die? I watched her take her last breath before my eyes before, damn it! This shouldn't hurt this much.
Merlin: (enters) Arthur?
Arthur: (sighs and takes his hands out of his face, exhausted) Don't you know how to knock?
Merlin: (with a comforting smile) You know I never do that. (gets close and puts himself infront of Arthur, bending down to be at his height) She's going to be alright, Arthur. She's strong. You'll see.
Arthur: (smiles back, but it doesn't reach his eyes) A man came to the castle this morning. He claims he can cure her. (thinking) Of course he can, he was the one who did this to her.
Merlin: (thinking, wary) Edwin... (says) How could he? Not even Gaius knows what's wrong with her.
Arthur: He says he has a remedy to cure all ills.
Merlin: That doesn't exist. It's impossible.
Arthur: I know that! But what other option do we have? Morgana is dying and we are farther from close to find a cure! We don't lose anything by trying (thinking) And we gain everything by doing it. Once he cures her I can kill him.
Merlin: (puts a comforting hand on his shoulder, hesitantly, but relaxes when Arthur doesn't reject the touch) You really love her a lot, don't you?
Arthur: (with unshed tears) We grow up together. She's like a sister to me. I can't let her die. (Thinking) Even when she doesn't share the same sentiment. I just can't.
Merlin: Wait till tomorrow. If she doesn't get better, you can fetch the man.
Arthur: I'm the prince, Merlin. You can't tell me what to do.
Merlin: But?
Arthur: It's too late the fetch the man now. I'll wait till tomorrow.
Merlin: (smiles) Wise as always, my lord.
Arthur: (caresses the hand on his shoulder, lovinly) Thank you, Merlin.
Merlin: (blushes, nervous) 😳 I... I didn't do anything.
Arthur: You did. (Looks at Merlin's eyes intendly) Thank you. (They stare a each other, faces inches from the other).
Merlin: (snaps out of it and moves away) I-I need to go 😅 (smiles nervously and walks backwards) Eh... Physician apprentice things to do- (collides whit the table and some things fall and he picks them up quickly) Sorry!
Arthur: (laughs softly) Don't stay awake late. Rest.
Merlin: Right... you too. I'll be back to dress you in a minute, so don't sleep until I get back! 😅 (Leaves, thinking) 'Don't sleep until I get back'? Really? 😳😖🤦‍♂️
Arthur: (Sighs, thinking) Sleep. If only I could.
It's rare the times Arthur has a good night of sleep. Nightmares or rather memories of the time Merlin was a tree always assault his mind. Specially the time Merlin was turned before his eyes and he couldn't do anything about it, too weak from his wound, too useless. It's better now that Merlin sleeps in the antechambers. He just has to open the door and watch him sleep there peacefully, human and alive, and his heart is at easy again. Now with Morgana at death's door there's no way he's going to catch any sleep at all.
Arthur: (whispers to himself) I still have time. Tomorrow. Just wait until tomorrow.
Time skip. For everyone's surprise, Morgana wakes in the morning all cured, like she has never been ill in the first place.
Uther: (happy and relieved) Morgana! (Goes to her) This is truly a miracle. I thought... I really thought...
Morgana: (smiles) Oh, you won't get rid of me that easily.
Arthur: We certainly won't. (Just as realived and happy, puts hand on her shoulder, unconsciously) I'm glad you're alright, Gana.
Morgana: (surprised he's showing affection to her again, but touched) Gana... You haven't called me like that since we were kids.
Arthur: (realising he put a hand on her shoulder and puts it away) Right. Sorry, I know you don't like it.
Morgana: (messing with him) Oh, you can call me like that if you want. If you let me call you... Art? Arthie?
Arthur: Don't you dare! (He threatens but then they both laugh and look at each other fondly)
Gaius: I still need to make a few tests to see if she is really out of danger, but for what I can see, she'll be fully recovered in no time, sire.
Uther: Of course. Thank you, Gaius.
Gaius: I don't consider this was exactly my doing (looks at Merlin significantly and Merlin makes himself small in his place). But I'm glad to be of service as always, your majesty. I'll prepare some concoctions to prevent any outbrake just in case. (Makes a bow and it's about to leave, but then turns to Merlin sternly) Merlin?
Merlin: (sighs) Coming (bows quickly and leaves with him)
Uther: (frowns, thinking) Is it my idea or did he vow in the direction of Arthur alone?
Arthur: (who saw all the exchange between mentor and ward) I'll go to inform everyone the good news. Morgana, father (smiles politely makes a bow to both of them and leaves too)
Morgana: (sighs, a little sad, thinking) And cold Arthur is back.
Time skip. In Gaius Tower. Gaius scolding Merlin.
Gaius: You used magic on the king's ward?! What were you thinking?!
Merlin: I was thinking that I didn't want her to die! She's my friend and she's very dear to Arthur-
Gaius: Arthur, Arthur. Is what all this is about isn't it? I know he's the prince and you care for him. But let me remind you, he's still the prince of a kingdom that bans magic. Do you have any idea of what would have happened to you if someone discovered you? if someone have seen you?
Merlin: (explodes) Yes I know! Of course I know! Every time a wake up, every time I breathe, I know I could be killed at any moment. I watch every pyre that is made fearing maybe I could be next. I watch every friendly face, knowing that if they knew, if they only knew, they'll see me like a monster. I have to look at Uther, the man that would have me executed, the murderer of all my kind, and I have to serve him and smile at him trying to no throw up every day. So yes I perfectly fucking know, Gaius!
Gaius: ...
Merlin: (with teary eyes and his voice breaks) But I can't stop doing it, I can't separate myself from it. And I tried, believe me I tried, but I can't. Magic is part of me, is who I am. So I'll use it however I see fit, whenever I can, because no one knows the risks of using magic in a kingdom that forbids my very existence better than I do!
Silence...
Gaius: You're right. I don't understand it. I will never understand it. Magic was never to me what it is to you. I'm sorry I didn't see it before.
Merlin: It's alright. I know you only worry about me.
Gaius: It's more than that. (puts both of his hands on Merlin's shoulders) Merlin, in this short time I've known you, you've become like a son to me. I can't bare to lose you.
Merlin: (smiles) You won't lose me. I'm sorry, I didn't want to upset you.
Gaius: Then for the sake of this old man, stop doing these things behind my back.
Merlin: Only of you promise to help me rather than forbid me of doing things. I still need guidance, I still need you.
Gaius: Alright (he hugs him close and then pulls away). Lets start with how you cured Lady Morgana. I don't recall giving you any healing magic classes.
Merlin: I didn't have to, I just had to call this little one out of her ear. (pulls out a beetle from his pocket) I think it was what was making her sick. Do you know what it is?
Gaius: (alarmed) Don't touch it! (picks a jar and opens it) Put it here. Now! (Merlin does it and Gaius closes the jar) It's an Elanthia Beetle. They can be enchanted to enter the brain, feed on it until they devour the person's very soul. Thank the gods you managed to pull it out.
Merlin: (who already knew all this, but still has to play ignorant) So Morgana was echanted? By who?
Gaius: There are many sorcerers who wish to cause harm to the crown, my boy. But, whoever it is, once they find out their plan failed, they are going to try again.
Time skip. Merlin leaves Gaius tower with Morgana's concoctions and almost jumps out of his skin, when he sees Arthur is there at the door.
Merlin: (scared, but trying to disimulate, closing the door behind him) Arthur! How long have you been there?
Arthur: (who heard the whole conversation, very affected) I... I just arrived.
Merlin: (relieved, but concerned for Arthur's state) Arthur, are you alright? What is it? (with growing panic) Are you ill? Did something happen to Lady Morgana? Arthur, answer me!
Arthur: (hugs Merlin suddenly)
Merlin: (too stuned to say anything) ...
Arthur: (Pulls Merlin closer to him, thinking) 10 years. You suffered my father's reign and then I made you still live in fear for 10 years.
Merlin: (red and still very concerned) Not that I'm not enjoying this gesture, sire. But, please, say something. I'm going to freak out.
Arthur: (pulls away gently) Nothing's wrong, Merlin. It just... seemed like you needed it.
Merlin: (confused) ... right. (Thinking) He must still be sensitive about Morgana. (coughs, trying to hide his red face) I have to... ehm... give Morgana her concoctions so...
Arthur: (playfully) Are you blushing?
Merlin: No.
Arthur: Your ears are red.
Merlin: They are not!😡
Arthur: Yes, they are. It's hard not to notice. They're as big as your face.
Merlin: Not as big as your fat ass!
Arthur: Have you been staring? 😏
Merlin: (even more red) I...😳 stop wasting my time, get out of my way!😡
Arthur: That's no way to talk to your prince, Merlin.
Merlin: Fine (with exaggerated courtesy). Your highness, my lord, sire, would you make me the enormous honor to remove your royal, pompous, supercilious presence out of my way?
Arthur: (laughs, but steps aside)
Merlin: Thank you, my lord. I'll be forever in debt with you. (Bows in mockery and leaves)
Arthur: (thinking, as he watches him leave) You chose to save Morgana with your magic this time. You shouldn't have risk it. But thank you. You won't have to suffer for so long this time. I'll create I world where you feel safe, you won't have to hide and be scared anymore. I promise.
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papayasreturn · 5 months ago
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C: this has to be a clue!
B: *sighs* read what it says
C: l-oove d-e-ezz n-ut-s
B: …
C: oooo love deez nuts
B: …
C: HanG oN, wAIt a MinUte! That’s not how you spell ‘these’ , it’s de A se right?
B: 🤦‍♂️ are you really gonna ignore the joke
C: Buddy, I’m a sophisticated gentleman, I don’t *get* distracted by such measly jokes. This is a serious endeavour, you know!
B: … yeah, a sophisticated gentleman, sure.
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kalashnikovlobotomy · 3 months ago
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uuh can i get the rusame apology special to go? yes the one with no "sorry" pronounced, that's right. and fries.
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newkatzkafe2023 · 3 months ago
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Fem Humanoid King Kong Y/N Part 2?
Wukongs Brothers. Sisters, friends, and enemies meet King Kong Y/N?
Lol how would they react to this strong, giant, female King Kong, AKA Queen of The Apes
Like Wukong just brings his brothers, sisters, friends, and enemies to an island and their waiting for her, when a GIANT TALL ASS KONG appears and they are all freaking out except for Wukong who just yells out "WIFEEEEEEEE 😍🥰" and just transforms into a the same size as her and hugs her. Everyone is happy for him or is traumatised. (Tho I can see the adoptive children of the Wukongs like her).
Thanks!~ ❤️
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(LMK Wukong) He was pulling Mk and the gang to an island 🏝 place. He was so excited that he's actively chirping in joy. MK, Macaque and the others were confused and suspicious of him.
Mk: Umm Monkey king where are we going??
Wukong: we going to skull island 🏝😊
The others were confused and slightly scared
Tang: Um why???
Wukong: well duh to meet my wife
Everybody jaws dropped hearing the news. Wukong was married and he never heard shared the news with them. Then again he has many other secrets but this one, is something they didn't expect him to hide.
Just like how they didn't expect his wife to be a giant gorilla and for her to be THE LEGENDARY QUEEN KONG!!!!!!🤩🤩🤩🤩
Mk and Mei were Fangirling and Fanboying all over the place, Redson looked pale as he called his parents Wondering if they knew about this, Tang was speechless, Sandy waved a you as a greeting, and Macaque....Uh he looks like died all over to again.
Pigsy: (Sigh) Why does this make so much sense???😒😤🤦‍♂️
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(Mk Reborn Wukong) The monk was curious about where he sneaks off to when he's on his free time. Sandy was to scared to ask and Pigsy thought it was something shady. So he went to quietly follow Wukong and Fruity one day and what he found shocked the hell put of him.
Pigsy: Master I found what the monkey was hiding!!!!😱
Master Tang: Oh and what is it🤨
Pigsy: um well you It might wanna come and see for yourself.Because you're not gonna believe me if I told you😧
The monk was confused but not deterred, because the next day the pilgrims secretly followed Wukong and Fruity. To their usual spot and behold Wukong had wondered back to the same giant gorilla women that saved them a year ago and the most shocking part.
Wukong showering you with affection and care while fruity flew around your head calling you mama.
So the monk fainted, sandy was pale as snow, and pigsy bit into a tree branch seething in jealousy😵😱🤬
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(NR Wukong) Li and Su were at a standstill as they looked at a Tall giant gorilla that sat behind Wukong.
Wukong: Li, Su I want you to meet my wifey (Y/n L/N) or well Yn Ln Wukong now🥰
Li's jaw dropped as his brains were buffering trying to wrap his head around the whole situation. While Su was dumbfounded by who she saw.😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵😵😵
Su: Wukong....... YOUR MARRIED TO QUEEN KONG??!?!?!?!?😲😲😲😱😱😱
Wukong nodded as he cuddled into your giant arm. Meanwhile your wondering why Wukong didn't tell you that he had grown children🤔
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(HIB Wukong) The kids immediately loved you already, in fact silly girl was dying to see you again and loves you so much. Wukong was blushing harshly when Silly girl would cry mama for hours because she missed you awfully. Luier loves you too, you seem to be more patient with him and would listen to him talk endlessly as Silly girl would climb on your back like she did the first time. Yes Wukong didn't need to be worried about the kids because they love you as much as you love them. Meanwhile pigsy was scared sh*tless because you snared at him for flirting with you to much.
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(Netflix Wukong) Lin and Dragon king were pulled to skull island by Wukong as a surprise was waiting for them.
Lin: Seriously where are we going??
Dragon king: Yeah what are you trying to show us??
Wukong: Lin, dragon king I want you guys to meet my wife.
Both: wait what???
So Wukong chirps into the forest and waits. Then suddenly, the ground shook as you made your way to your husband. Lin and Dragon King soon saw a giant female gorilla. Wukong got excited and grew into his kaiju form and hugged you tightly. The second Dragon king saw who it was he fainted.
Dragon king:(scared) Queen......Kong😰😨😱😵
Meanwhile Lin sat on your hand as she looked at you in Astonishment.
FEEL FREE TO REBLOG 🦍
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berylcups · 4 months ago
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Idk if you requests are closed or not pookie but can I get a vento aureo X reader like it doesn’t really matter who but like this is my first ever request to anyone so I don’t know how😭💕
Hello There! So sorry I took so long! Since it's your first request I wanna make sure it's a good one. And for waiting so patiently, I added 2 bonus character! 🥰 I Really hope you enjoy! Thanks so much for sending in an ask!
What Makes La Squadra Unexpectedly Blush? +2 Secret Characters!
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CW: Suggestive content, blood mention, eating, death mention, body dysmorphia (DW, you get supported booboo❤)
Risotto 
The first time you made him blush was when you came back from a mission that didn’t go as smoothly as you expected it to. You dripping from head to toe caked in the enemies blood. And it’s not simply because of the blood factor. He felt hot under the collar because you weren’t some dainty little prince/ss that avoided dirt and grime. He loved how you weren’t afraid to get your hands dirty. From getting forearm deep in soil while working in your garden, whipping up a new recipe in the kitchen, to painting a masterpiece out of oil paints, to committing murder. He would have to excuse himself every time to get ahold of himself!
Risotto heard loud chopping and slamming noises coming from the kitchen. 
“That doesn’t sound good…” he pondered to himself . 
He went into the kitchen to see you hunched over a bloody massive piece of meat ready to slam the tenderizer over it again. He felt his heart skip a beat as he watched you pulverize the meat getting myoglobin liquid all over you.
“What are you making today???” He purred as he wrapped his arms around your waist from behind while resting his chin on your head.
“Just a roast. Nothing special…” you panted. Tenderizing took a lot of energy but it’s good exercise! 
“ I bought this tougher cut because it was cheaper and I could just tenderize the shit out of it to make it softer.” You explained.
“Mmm… you’re doing a damn good job.” He kissed you on the top of the head.
Formaggio 
Formaggio always thought it was downright adorable when he caught you lost in thought. He always knew you had a million thoughts going through your head that you tended to drift off into your own little world. You would make this cute face that would stare off into space that would just make him fanboy and blush over how adorable you were being. 
“...” you were staring out the window half listening to what he was saying. It was a sunny day out and the sky seemed bluer than usual. When was the last time the sky was this blue? When was there anything else in nature that was that blue??? You really like blue…Blue is a cool color. Its also a primary color. It’s the only cool primary color-
“Hey~.Earth to Y/N~. Are you there?” he questioned holding back a laugh.
“Oh- shit. Maggi. Sorry uh…what were you saying?” you asked completely off guard.
“Pfft. I was talking about our next mission silly. Heh, you are too cute, you know that?” he pinched your cheek. 
“Sorry, My mind always tends to wander.”you sighed.
“Don’t be, baby. You’re just a deep thinker. We need people like that, you know. You’re hard thinking keeps me out of trouble, and I keep you from going too deep down the rabbit hole. We complete each other!” he patted your back.
“Yeah, you’re right. Well now that you have my attention, lets go over the plan again.”
Illuso 
He looks like a stuck up judgmental prick but there’s one thing he can’t get enough of is…a super soft body! When he saw your stomach rolls as you sat down on the couch he had to keep his hands to himself. He really wanted to touch your belly. He’s still learning that this is a sensitive subject so he showers you with praises and tries his hardest not to grope your soft rolls. (A+ for effort… D- for execution 🤦‍♀️🤦‍♂️) 
You were looking at yourself in the mirror with your old favorite outfit on. You weren’t happy that it wasn’t fitting right. There were rolls flooding out, too much chest showing that you were comfortable with, shorts hugging your thighs a little too tight.
“Sigh… really??? I gained more weight didn’t I? Son of a bitch.” You groaned.
“Quit acting like that’s a bad thing.” You heard a voice through the mirror.
“Lulu! You’re watching me through the mirror AGAIN??? You perv.” You hissed.
“I don’t know what you’re talking about. I’ve been here the whooole time. It’s not my fault you just noticed.” He snickered as he came out.
He picked you up and put you down on the bed so he could snuggle you.
“Heheheh so soft…” he buried his face in your chest.
“That’s the only good thing about me.” You whined. 
“Bullshit! I love this soft belly and this ass… and these thicc thighs!” He sighed happily. “You’re clearly perfect because I have high standards hun.”
“Pffft! Whatever!” You laughed.
“It’s true. You’re stuck with me. Sucks to be you!” He chuckled while peppering your face with butterfly kisses.
Prosciutto 
You looked in your compact mirror and sighed. You were hyper focusing on every single line on your face. A face that this uptight man adores! The time he saw your smile lines it melted his heart! It just showed that you were living your life right! He HATED all this plastic surgery and Botox bullshit… whatever happened to aging gracefully and naturally??? Of course if that’s what you wanted that’s what you get. But he’ll be damned if he’s going to let the media make you feel self conscious! Not on his watch! 
“You’re frowning amore. What’s wrong?” He inquired.
“I feel like I’m too young to be getting wrinkles…” you grumbled. “ These smile lines make me look like I’m 100 years older than I really am! And I think I’m starting to see crows feet.”
“ You're using a high magnifying mirror. Of course you are going to see everything that you don’t want to see.  And you don’t look older. Even if you do, there's nothing wrong with that.” He asserted as he brushed aside your hair.
“But—-“ you began.
“No buts. Before you even say aging isn’t hot I give you a counterpoint: Milfs and Dilfs. GMilfs and GDilfs if you will.” He stated.
“O-oh…” your face became flushed. “But even so… I’m not ready to be considered one of those just yet.” You stuttered.
“If you really need it I will get it taken care of. But I really like your smile lines. I think they make your smile that much more attractive. But it’s all about what makes you comfortable.” He kissed your forehead.
“Thanks Prosci. You're so sweet! Maybe in a couple years I’ll embrace it…”
Melone
Melone has a lot of fetishes… feet are just the tip of the pervert’s iceberg. He never knew how flustered he could get when he watches you eat. Watching you munch away and stuffing your cheeks like a hamster, hes in love~! Fuck table manners! He doesn’t care!  Be as messy as you want, be as prim and proper as you want, or better yet…let him feed YOU. He daydreams sometimes about you objectifying him by eating sashimi and nigiri sushi off his nude body…but he knows you won’t go for it… It’s unsanitary and quite expensive to secure that much sashimi grade fish. 
“Are we feeding for two~?” He purred rubbing your belly.
“You wish.” You snickered. “I’m just really in the mood for grapes.” you stated grabbing a handful and eating it like popcorn.
“Perhaps I should fix that then… hmm?” he flirted again. “Would you be open to eating a fruit salad off my beautiful body???”
“Haha ew no Mel. That's unsanitary and you won’t stay still for that long” you giggled. “But you can feed me grapes like I'm some sort of Roman God/dess.” you offered. 
“Really?! Yes Amore! I’d love to~!” he eagerly grasped the bowl and started feeding you.
“Very good…now try to act like you don’t have a raging hard on when you give me more.” you snickered.
Ghiaccio 
The first time you got chilly from the drafty base. Seeing your skin go from smooth to having the lightest little hairs on your body stand up to trap in your body heat in did something to his brain chemistry. Looking and feeling every bump of your cold skin makes him feral. When your teeth start chattering he’s having a full blown brain aneurysm.
“Geez Y/N. I know it’s winter but it’s not THAT cold. It’s 7 C outside.” He observed your shaking.
“ 7 C my ass! I used to live on an island! This is freezing for me!” You chattered through your teeth. “See??? Look at this Ghia. Look. My skin is getting Bumpy! It’s weird!” You snatched his hand and forced it to rub up against your arm.
“It’s called goosebumps dumbass..” He grumpily remarked. “I kinda like it…” he bit his lip while staring at your chilly skin.
He subconsciously kept rubbing your arm, enjoying the sensation. 
“Hey~ I think you’re enjoying it too much, you lil perv. Your cheeks are turning red.” You whined.
“Shut up.” He used his stand to make his hands ice cold and proceeded to grab your shoulders.
“Ghiaccio—-stop it you prick!!!  It’s too cold~!” You squealed and tried to flail out of his grip.
He clung on harder while laughing. “You big baby! I’ll show you cold!” He squeezed your chest with his frozen hands.
“Aaaah——! Not my titties/man-titties!” You squealed again.
*Bonus!*
Doppio/Diavolo
The boss couldn’t help himself but feel his cheeks turn red from hearing you mumbling to yourself. He thought it was just too damn cute! He’s never letting you go.
“*mumble mumble* Y/N you are sooo forgetful! Where on earth did we put your favorite CD?” You mumbled to yourself as you looked through the CD booklet. “We absolutely CANNOT clean the living room without our favorite album on. Doppio will be sad and Boss will be grumpy when they see that the living room isn’t spotless!”
“Haha~! Oh Y/N… who on earth are you talking to?” Doppio giggled.
“Oh—you’re home early! I’m so sorry that the house is still a mes—“
“No no! It’s okay! We can do it together now that I’m home early!” Doppio beamed while grabbing a broom.
“Tuuuu rurururrururrururu! Oh the boss is calling! I have to take this first.” He said as he grabbed the dust pan and brought it to his ear. “Doppio speaking!”
“Oh- oh my… of course! I’ll tell them!” His face was flushed as he hung up the “phone”
“Umm… uh, the boss wants to let you know you’re doing a good job and he’s going to reward you when he comes home!” He stuttered.
“Oh…” your cheeks turned pink. The boss seems to be in a good mood today. 😳 I wonder who did he cross off on his hit list today…
Tiziano & Squalo 
You get flustered easily and having two boyfriends just makes it so much worse. You get tongue tied and so flustered that you suddenly stop speaking! They can't help but be a little flushed themselves seeing you shy up so adorably like you do!
“What’s the matter Y/N? Talking Heads got your tongue?” Tiziano purred brushing the hair out of your face. 
“….” Your face went beet red as he flirted and you turned your head to break eye contact.
“Tiziano… don’t be so intense. Poor Y/N just went nonverbal on us. We need to take things more slowly.”  Squalo whined.
“I know I know… but aren’t they just so cute when they get shy like this? I could just eat them up!” Tiziano chuckled.
“I’d say it’s a bit more than just shyness. I do admit it is cute though.” Squalo replied while stroking your hair to comfort you.
“Don’t worry about being verbal or not Y/N. We will always be here for you. If anyone has a problem with your lack of communication we will speak for you” Tiziano cooed.
“There will be hell to pay if anyone has a problem with OUR Y/N…” Squalo growled defensively.
“Calm yourself Squalo. We both know Y/N is perfectly safe in our hands.” He responded, giving Y/N a kiss on the forehead. 
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hcppierthcnever · 3 months ago
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“wheres the trophy? she just comes running over to me”
description… oc!olympian girlfriend x oc!f1driver boyfriend
summary… where the olympian girlfriend accidentally hard launches her relationship with the driver after winning a gold medal
authors note… I kinda dipped for over a month oops. Still very much in the olympics fever though, especially all the love around it so had to make a smau inapired by it. enjoy and as always lmk what you think🫶🏼
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juliamalis
📍Paris, France
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juliamalis uh oui oui baguette?😁
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user1 GET THAT GOLD RAHHH🦅🦅
user2 Queen at the olympics!!
user3 looked at myself and sighed
juliamalis looked at you and smiled, you’re gorg🫶🏼
user3 so actually I will cry THANK YOU
__emilyfox we are gonna get that gold 🥇
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user4 Alex we see you lurking there👀
user5 girl be so for real-
user6 can’t wait for the first game🙏🏼
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alexberkshire always wonderful driving (and winning ;)) on this one. Now finally onto the summer break to come back stronger as ever💪
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user7 the next world champion mark my words!!
user8 yeah sure mate, keep dreaming
user4 so heading to Paris now by any chance?
user5 not you again🤦‍♂️
user4 I’ll laugh at you when they announce it🥰
simonkingston great job mate, getting you next time though
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user10 great race Alex!!
user11 and so he takes the lead in the championship!!
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user4 THAT IS ALEX COME ON
user12 I can’t stand this soft launch any longer
alexberkshire showing my private chats darling?
juliamalis let the world know you prefer your team mate to me✋😔
simonkingston bet a tenner you will accidentally hard launch
juliamalis you underestimate my love for a soft launch
juliamalis All right bet
user13 good luck at the games!!
user14 THE MUFFIN MAN
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user4 THE MATCHING PHOTO COME ON
juliamalis no photo creds for the second one I see
alexberkshire you wanna announce us via credits?
juliamalis yappa yappa yappa 🤍
simonkingston make me win my bet thanks
alexberkshire what bet?
user15 love how everyone is by the ocean for the break except you
user16 model alarm?!
user17 wish that could be me😔
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juliamalis we made it to the finals🥹 whatever happens tomorrow just know how grateful I am for this experience🫶🏼
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user18 oh to be her
user19 DESERVE IT SO MUCH
user20 go get that gold for us!!🥇
user21 GOAT
user4 who took that second photo🤭
simonkingston well deserved👏
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f1gossipofficial the young Mercedes star Alex Berkshire was seen in attendance of the semi final match today between the USA and Germany. Right after rumours of him dating the american star player Julia Malis. Are we about to have a new WAG in the paddock?
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user4 @/user5 HA
user5 I am not trusting a gossip site
user22 fact he cant even attend an event without yall making it weird
user23 that would be THE power couple
user24 I actually need them so badly
user2 LEAVE OUR GIRL ALONE
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alexberkshire so incredibly proud of you darling, I knew you could do it. Might not have planned to make it public like this but couldn’t have been more perfect. I love you forever ❤️@/juliamalis
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juliamalis I love you 🤍
juliamalis planned the soft launch out for nothing
simonkingston ay wheres my tenner at?
alexberkshire you bet on us hard launching?
simonkingston dont hate the player hate the game
user4 FINALLY YES YES YES YES @/user5 SUCK IT
user5 fine you win🙄
user18 OH TO BE HER
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tinylilacbun · 1 year ago
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At the avengers tower, baby sitting on time out while her daddies are in another room. She gives everyone who comes in a lost puppy look
Baby: 🥺
Auntie Nat: Don't give me that look, you know your daddies put you there for a reason kiddo.
Baby: 🥺
Uncle Bruce: *sigh* *squats in front of her, asks what she did this time and reminds her she has to stay there for just a little while*
Baby: 🥺
Uncle Peter (Parker): *panicked look from her to the door a couple of times* sorry *speeds up to the other room, might ask bucky and Steve if she really has to stay there*
Baby: 🥺
Uncle Tony: *coming to the room where everyone is while holding her hand* Nobody puts baby in the corner
Everyone else: 🤦‍♂️
(I am loving the idea of uncle pietro!!! But I am not sure what they would do in that one, so I am curious what you think)
This is so cute 😭 I feel like Pietro would be about to let her out of time out but one of baby's daddies is one step ahead of him
Baby: *tells Pietro why she sits in time out*
Pietro: Ridiculous *going to take baby's hand*
Bucky: *shouting from the other room* Don't you dare, sonic, or you will join her.
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