#SHUTTING UP

[stargirlsuicide]

most tcc guys i imagine as like those absolutely stereotypical dwellers who have dumbass scenes in weird cliche shows where theyre so focused on their computer they dont notice the hot girl besides them or smth

[stoicmike]

If you put something next to something unlikely, that juxtaposition is now more likely because you made it so... -- Michael Lipsey

[sisyphusshrugged]

for the record i'm only this frustrated because i'm so off from myself. if it had been me the way i was a few years ago it would've been different. still might not have happened the way i wanted but it definitely would've been different. and i didn't even initiate! because i KNEW i was off! was gonna just be patient and take care of my business some more before i even considered it. it's that more than anything else.

anyway. i think i'm good now. i've done what i can. time to forget about it and shift gears.

[goldensunset]

[maudiemoods]

If life is a never ending loop of dirty dishes and laundry then that means life is a never ending loop of home cooked meals and comfy clean clothes

[mindboogling]

I love making a gag character for D&D, forgetting they’re just a gag character, and then take a step back to look at the original ref

[taahko]

i think some of you dont like narratives or stories or characters i think you just like fanfiction tropes

[mroddmod]

the queen of the disco or whatever

[hamletthedane]

I just found the earliest email I ever sent from my email address, and it’s the funniest goddamn thing I can possibly imagine a fourth grader sending her teacher:

(Context - my fourth grade teacher was on maternity leave, and the class had conferenced at recess regarding the poor state of the classroom goldfish’s tank. We decided to inform our (24yo, new mother) former teacher of the dire situation, and I was selected as the duly appointed representative for this solemn communication.)

[erros429]

roommate texted this to me……..

[stairset]

I'm sorry but I will never ever use goon as slang for a guy who jacks off a lot or whatever it apparently means now. A goon is a guy in a clown mask and purple tank top who sees a caped crusader swooping down to beat up him and his buddies and yells "IT'S DA FREAKIN' BAT!" and I will accept nothing else.

[regina-cordium]

Guy just walked in with a shirt that said “I don’t question my wife’s choices because I’m one of them” and frankly I’m obsessed

[everythingwasnormalhere]

pls rb if you think cuddling doesn't have to be s3xual

im tryna prove a point to my bf's mother help me out

[bisexualsoup]

yesterday i was insane about that fictional man. today i am insane about that fictional man. tomorrow? take a wild guess brother

[aaronstveit]

"if i was orpheus i would simply not turn around" yes you would. if you were orpheus and you loved eurydice, you would. to love someone is to turn around. to love someone is to look at them. whichever version of the myth — he hears her stumble, he can't hear her at all, he thinks he's been tricked — he turns around because he loves her. that's why it's a tragedy. because he loves her enough to save her. because he loves her so much he can't save her. because he will always, always turn around. "if i was orpheus i would simply —" you wouldn't be orpheus. you wouldn't be brave enough to walk into the underworld and save the person you love. be serious