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Ahh…Youth! - Mike Kelley
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Liu Ding - A Rainy Day in the Garden, 2023
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as the cosmos expanded and cooled the different blogger archetypes began to form. soon the universe was cold enough for the first posts to appear.
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I need her blogging and posting on it
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you know when you and that e-girl you fancied actually make it and hook up but you live in different cities and shit. yeah that was chill and dating some sort of girl creature is nice but you know when you’ve endured weeks of “would you love me if i was a lamp🥺🥺” and “please mod my stream please mod my stream please mod my stream” and “spit in my mouth” messages and you go to her place for date weekend and the smell just hits you like a wall when you open the door. homegirl got that reek. that no shower november, that cheap vodka and mcdonalds sweat vibe. That thank god you can’t smell me thru twitch kinda beat and you find her huddled in her cave watching whetever chinese cartoon is on the meme this week and before she gets at you with that “daddy i’m not dirty i’m just based and lainpilled” you drag her scrawny lil ass to the shower. she’s passed grimes and moved onto mud and baby you’re a gas station powerwasher. There’s no use resisting, you’re filled with the concerned rage of a diappointed parent. You ain’t daddy, you’re Father dearest. you hose her down properly but there is challenge waiting. the layers of filth, makeup and grease has formed a waterproof cocoon. girl putting the crusty in crustecean and you need a hammer and a chisel to break open the shell to get at the juicy pale white girlmeat inside. She makes a fuss like an angry cat and threaten to refuse wearing the asuka costume for you ever again, but she eventually drops the hissing and succumbs to the soap and water. Colours you ain’t ever seen before swirls around the drain hole and you just know you have to bleach the shit out of that later. Your creature is reborn as she emerges from the dirt and you remember why you love her. She’s beautiful. Cracked open and freed you dry her off with a towel and kiss her forehead. You cook her dinner after airing out her place and she nearly pukes before once again adjusting to solids. You two talk about how you feel as the evening drags on into the long night. Two humans connecting, breaking bread and caring for eachother. Love wins
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so what do u think about plays
i like how in a theatre time and space are necessarily metaphorical. i don’t like how plays always have to begin with someone walking onstage and talking. too many directors try to work around this by having someone walk onstage and brood in silence for a moment before talking. this is worse. 
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Lee Klawans
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'untitled (jigsaw puzzle),' 1990 in tom friedman - bruce hainley, dennis cooper + adrian searle (2001)
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Throwback to 2016 when I told my sister "they're making another planet earth" and she just like. raised an eyebrow and said in this absolutely deadpan condescending tone "and where are they getting the dirt for it?" and I had to specify I meant planet earth the nature documentary not the celestial body
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The William Morris “Strawberry Thief“ tapestry was first produced in 1883 as a textile fabric. It proved to be one of the most popular designs of Morris & Co.
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"you should pack the books alongisde the stuffed animals. the stuffed animals will pad the books and make sure no one box is too heavy, and the books will keep the stuffed animals from getting bored"
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sculptures by toshoneko
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“Unable to reblog this post.” tch… i didnt think it was that good of a post anyways…
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i hear they're making a sixth, even worse column
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opéra côté costume - opéra national de paris (1995)
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everything means everything to me
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Miu miu cat ballet flats
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