#SHE'S JUST --- *SCREAMS INTO PILLOW*

[mercymaker]

𝐘𝐨𝐮 𝐠𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐦𝐞 𝐩𝐫𝐞𝐜𝐢𝐨𝐮𝐬, 𝐢𝐦𝐩𝐨𝐬𝐬𝐢𝐛𝐥𝐞 𝐦𝐨𝐦𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐬 𝐨𝐟 𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐟𝐨𝐫𝐭.

This beautiful art of Maleane & Astarion was made by the wonderfully talented @tadpole-apocalypse thank you so much!!! They're open to commissions, so check them out!

[elfboypussy]

what if your tav was a little stupid and didnt realize vampires were real. this is my vision

[bunnykaye]

Nicola Coughlan by Ralph Lauren at Wimbledon (07/09/2023)

[greenofrain]

Okay I want to shoutout Beth May. She gave killer performances as both Scary and Ron.

Ron telling Terry that "I don't think you've been someone you'd choose to be be around lately." KILLED ME. It got me right in the heart. Ron is a good father to his kid. Even when Terry did something that he couldn't take back, Ron was still there to care for him, but he didn't downplay Terry's actions or pretend like he didn't do anything wrong. The actions of the kiddads (especially code purple) have been a sort of gordian knot this season, and Beth sliced through it in a way that was profound and raw and beautiful and felt like real actual IRL parenting. That moment means the world to me.

And Scary. God damn. Everything about her conversation with Terry makes me want to cry. Referring to her dad as her Biological Father, telling him that she's glad to see him, telling him that he doesn't deserve this (both being in hell for it and punishing himself by holding onto the guilt), and being grateful that he was present. We've spent a lot of time on Scary's Guilt this year and having her see that guilt in someone else and forgive them for their actions is so good. I don't know if that was an Anthony move or a Beth move, but thank you for doing that. It's something I relate to a lot and it's so meaningful to see.

[katiemakena]

Skywheel

[astralsi]

Ooh, turn your light on Look at us, you and I, back at it again

[kneelingshadowsalome]

Found this silly lil fella at my friend's place!

[curledupinmyarmchair]

she’s me. i love her so much.

[lambilegs]

just saw the clip of lee smoking in an edit and started SMILING AND GETTING GIDDY??? am I okay

[superluigiglitchy]

Mario goes on a blind date

Bob has come up wih another money making scheme in the form of a blind dating event for losers and somehow ropes Tari, SMG4, Luigi, Meggy, Boopkins and for some godforsaken reason Mario into his scheme and obviously with a cabal like this things are bound to turn hectic and they sure as heck do, Mario tries to vacuum the entirety of the food buffet Bob set up, Kaizo hearing about this and just exactly who is in the event eggs Saiko to join in and be Tari's date because in his words "someone might end up stealing her awayy~ 😏" and honestly that was enough to push to go to this stupid event against Saiko's better judgment (shes a whipped lesbian your honor), Luigi ends up being fought over by Bowser and Prince Peasley something he is NOT aware of, Boopkins gets stuck in a manhole, SMG3 and 4 somehow end up as eachothers dates much to both of the meme gaurdians horror (unaware this was eggdog and beeg smg4's doing parent tap style) and Meggy is just suffering

Saiko is trying to act cool and calm while hanging out with Tari and Tari is trying not to explode from panic and embarassment, obviously Bob and Kaizo intervene with some stupid bs that actually ends up clearing the awkward atmosphere thay was sorrounding the two and the two girls actually have a fun night together!

Until Tari get's super drunk off the dubiously made wine Bob used for the event, Saiko had to take her home when her words started to slur a bit and she almost fell asleep a couple times

meanwhile halfway through the night Meggy contemplates just ditching this event all together when she's approached by an odd looking green skinned octoling who albiet quite awkwardly introduces themselves as Acht and asked if they could sit with her because all the other tables were filled and then they just sortof hit it off chatting the night away, hours having passed with neither of them realising it. The night ended with Meggy feeling her heart felt fuller and warmer than it was before and Acht giving her, they're splatphone number and telling the inklling-turned-human to call them any time, Mario goes home with a plate of the most beautifully made Sphaghetti he has ever seen, without Luigi who seemed to have gone missing along with Bowser and Peasley (press f in the chat for Luigi's femur and spine ya'll) and SMG3 and 4 actually had a pretty fun night (but somehow are still denying they are gay (we know what you are you idiots)

EVERYONE'S HAPPY!

except for Boopkins, he got stuck in a manhole and by the time he got out the event was over, at least Jub-Jub got him a new manga and ice cream though

[polysyndetonaddictsupportgroup]

based on your asks responses & characterization of yuuta this is what i’ve gathered — yuuta is like that one high school senior who looked at the new coming freshman’s & just adopted them on the spot. there’s no out. now his friends sees the kid & adopted them too. it’s a family now. a very young, close in age family. (i was yuuta in this situation 😔 i was use to be megumi in this situation but i carried the tradition out. as i should. high school & middle school was wild.)

YUUJI THOUGH. we will probably never see him in your sea glass garden au but your asks is killing me. like his one sided beef with yuuta? he’s just like me fr. i too would fight over megumi if it comes down to it.

i just know yuuji thought that yuuta & megumi was a thing at first cause of the whole “his boy thing”. i know he screamed into a pillow about it. i know he went to gojo to ask for permission to court megumi & gojo was flabbergasted at such a medieval act so he had yuuji do the dumbest shit to get his blessing (ha).

i just know nanami is sighing at the idea of his son yuuji being a jealous little brat because of his other son yuuta. i just know yuuta was so confused until he witnessed yuuji & megumi awkward ass flirting. i know he acts like a little shit to get on yuuji (& sukuna) nerves.

you know what. this is my jujutsu kaisen. this is my sorcery fight. gege who? i only know you. PLS TAKE THE PEN FROM GEGE.

Yuuta is absolutely that senior who adopted that new student and made a little family. That is His Kohai now okay megumi is their collectively raised flour sack baby and they will kill for him.

Yuuji came back to life finally met the second years had just leveled up with his cursed energy and gained a new dad got his old friends back he was so so ready to go live his best life and then his new self appointed brother opened his mouth and started rhapsodizing about some impossibly beautiful and perfect man named okkotsu yuuta and yuuji is absolutely whacked in the face a la rubber squeaky hammer that there’s some gorgeous son of a bitch out there already living his best life.

His death sentence was overturned. He’s so powerful that he can save everyone if he wants. He is the legally adopted child of Nanami Kento. The curse attached to him 1) actually liked him and 2) moved the fuck on which some people (Sukuna) could take a few notes on.

Fushiguro Megumi is his boy.

This could not have devastated him more thoroughly. Even his newly acquired self appointed brother thinks okkotsu yuuta is the perfect man, which he manages to express at length in between warnings from the second years that Yuuta’s going to fly back from Africa purely for the sake of kicking his fucking ass for touching His Boy, which yuuji simply cannot handle.

Yuuji lowkey had a new lease on life and thought “hey! Fushiguro tried to kill someone with an elephant for me! Maybe I have a shot and he’ll let me hold his hand!” and then there’s god’s perfect man off in Africa who’s enticing megumi away from movie marathons with his fucking FaceTime calls right when yuujis almost hyped himself up enough to try the yawning arm stretch thing.

He spends at least three weeks trying to figure out if Megumi’s His Boy because they’re in a long distance relationship and it only ends because maki starts finding it more annoying than funny and establishes that it is not in fact a romantic arrangement. She thinks. (Okay it’s still kind of funny.)

Yuuji resorted to a terrible wikihow on how to get someone to date you and it insisted “get their parents approval” was his in and gojo could NOT have been more of an asshole about it. Nanami had to intervene to get it to stop. He is very tired and very confused. Why are you so upset about okkotsu he’s a lovely young man why is this making you more upset

Of course if yuuji ever found out that megumi became Yuuta’s boy after Yuuta personally restarted his heart he’d instantly understand why everyone acts like Yuuta’s the best thing since sliced bread. He is that amazing.

Yuuta and Megumi are completely oblivious to all of this.

Gege pls call me I just want to help gege pls

[void-with-a-keyboard]

been thinking about sun/dazzle recently (CURSE U DISCORD </3 /aff) and im just. losing my mind

itd just be so sweet and gentle but also so wrong. sun just wants to be a loving father for his daughter. he wants to care for her and nurture her so that maybe she can grow up into something more, even if shes an animatronic. and he loves her, so very much. but the ways he feels his love is wrong and he hates himself for it

hes a sick perverted freak. hes disgusting for loving a child like that! and shes just so innocent and sweet and kind, how could he ever taint her in such a way? and he hates himself for it but he just cant stop. he resists his impulses and urges as much as he can. he tries to not let his touch linger, stare too long, not kiss her despite how absolutely adorable she is. but sometimes he does indulge, just not fully. giving her an excessive amount of hugs and carrying her everywhere (despite her protests :3), happily watching her play with other kids, giving kisses on her cheeks and forehead and saying hes just being affectionate- bc fathers can kiss their kids like that, right?

he does everything he can to at least satisfy some of what he wants, what he feels, just so he doesnt drive himself insane. he does it in hopes that someday he doesnt accidentally explode and do something he regrets. he doesnt want to hurt her. he wants to treat her well. he wants to help raise her and take care of her. he just wants to be a father.

but he just cant help himself. he cant stop himself from loving her in all the wrong ways

[miabrown007]

going crazy about kaz brekker hours

[peaches2217]

Oh, to be three tabbies getting all cuddly after a long day of screaming at God

[sorrowsaint]

im going to bed

heres a song i like goodnight

[kindheartedgummybears]

GIGGLING AT A JAMIE MEME I JUST MADE🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭