#SHAKES U AGAIN

[incendiorum-arch]

io is like a wildfire io is like a stag a wildcat a venomous snake io is like the huckleberry bush io is something wild that can only ever thrive in wilderness because for some reason it’s been baked into them since before they were born. some things are meant to be wild no matter how badly you wish to take them and make them soft and tame. some things aren’t meant to live amongst humans even if you want them to. some things are dangerous some things are wild some things belong in the trees and the mountains and never the city

[fricktic]

[flovverworks]

A tall, bulky man in a suit would make anyone stand a bit straighter. Shinsuke knew that better than anyone, being said tree of a man that felt everyone's gaze on him at some point for some reason or another. Whether it's that brief, general glimpse of amazement, discomfort from standing too close, intimidation of his height combined with his booming bass of a voice, or great interesting in that combination - He's seen it and felt it all. So it's no surprise to him when he feels a stare burning his back as he talks to the staff members at this joint concert. Amateur idols and professional companies alike were invited to this summer event, so lots of new faces were both giving orders to him, and receiving their own requests from him and his group alike. Whispers of his stature were blocked out in favor of work, giving quick pep talks and watching the show unfold on the various staff monitors. This moment just happens to be as he's just finished talking to Uzuki, encouraging that ever glowing smile to have fun, before seeing her off onto one of the lifts for the stage. The soft smile on his own face remains for a moment, but it fades to his usual seriousness as he chats with volunteers to check on the girls in the next set, then to finally turning towards the presence that had their eyes glued to him.

Upon seeing the other person's badge - like a regular volunteer's badge, but with a pin attached to the lanyard to indicate their group, as well as their bolded title of "Manager" under their name - Shinsuke gives them a bow. "Thank you for all your hard work today." He says it as easy as breathing for him, before going upright again. "Was there anything you needed of me..." The producer trails off, briefly looking at their badge again to try and get their name right, but glare from the nearby lights blocking out their last name. And he wasn't just about to call them 'Akira-san' like they were good friends yet; he wouldn't want to be rude. So instead the producer clears his throat, grabbing at his water bottle nearby to take a sip, before speaking again. "...Or, perhaps, did you need help with anything? I can lend a hand since the other staff are busy right now."

(I remembered the idol thing and though ".......WAIT OF COURSE THEY SHOULD INTERACT; BECAUSE IDOLS!!!!!!!!!" so you get producer-san~ yes his name is almost the exact same as the vas; i know you didn't ask but i thought you should know~)

It's not that they're scared. Well, a bit intimidated maybe, but not scared. So when the other bows Akira does what they should and with a flustered face bows as well, finding their own first-time-doing-this-kind-of-thing-nervousness awfully annoying. "T-thank you for all your hard work..." they repeat, and can almost imagine Owen's taunting laugh at such a pitiful sight. But even if it's like that, and even if they're underqualified for the situation they're in, they're determined to do their best and see it through.

"Um, I'm Masaki Akira, I work for the company 21 Wizards..." it's an awkward start, but they stand tall, and even though they waver they remain where they are. "I apologize for interrupting you from your work but I wasn't confident I'd be able to find you later..." or have the time for that matter, as critical as the current moment was Akira still had made the wager that this was their only chance. And so, they take a deep breath. "Could I ask you for advice? I'm new and inexperienced so I'm bound to make mistakes, but I want to be able to help the idols within our agency achieve everything they want. I've heard about your work and what you've done and think you are amazing, and I...want to become someone like that as well..." the determination falters in the end and they lose the eye contact. "I-I'm sorry for asking for something so bold when we've never met before... It's fine if you disagree, but I...wanted to ask despite the limited time. .....Y-you'll get paid of course...!" a rushed addition. Probably at least, they hadn't run that by Snow and White as the owners yet, but...probably.

[numbuh424]

The unstoppable, mighty hurricane and the immovable, cold, hard truth.

[quirkle2]

a little bit crazy

[fakesorbet]

The Bad Kids + Summer drinks

[velvetwyrme]

(for the RQs) You like Transformers, you like Undertale.... what lies at the centre of these 2 things? Mettaton (or Swap!Napsta) as a transformer, of course :3 I just think that's something you might have fun with haha ^^

requests closed!

i DID have fun with this one thank you!!

... i also had to break out the "how to draw planes" book and spent a lot of time squinting at other transformers designs dhfjchsj,, i dont know shit about vehicles or how to design transformers but i did my best :>!!

id usually write my design notes in an image but i am once again out of battery so yall get bullet points (about Mettaton)

the white/pinkish lines on Mettaton's chest and wings are intended to be kinda shaped like an M

his visor is also intended to mimic both the shape of his hair (over his eye) as well as the shape of his wings in NEO form

also, the visor always shines just so, and obscures his eye, but the other eye can generally be seen, unless dramatics call for his visor to be entirely opaque LOL

theres some joke to be made here about Mettaton's box form just being just a G1 styled version of this design lolol

the plane he turns into is a Lear Jet 23! the reason for this is: i saw this page in the book i mentioned and just went YES. METTATON.

(did you think i was joking about the how to draw planes book? i was not. i own this book. i got it for $2 lol)

originally he was going to be a fast car of some sort but then i remembered i also know fuck all about cars, and if hes a plane then i can give him thruster heels.

also his windshield is kinda shaped like a heart <3 that and the white lines being shaped like an M on his chest were incidental and i just leaned into it

... the lines on his head were also slightly inspired by Stealth Bomber!Megatron from the IDW comics because. Mettaton. Megatron. self explanatory.

[sebeztappen]

HE LOOKS SO HAPPY. WINNING LOOKS SO GOOD ON HIM

[temeyes]

i like imagine your soap doodlebob in one of these

(sorry i forgot if i sent this ask 😭😭)

oh nooo, someone pls help him,,,

[ricebutts]

Sleepy cuddles

[loverzoath]

AINT NO WAY ITS DOWN AGAIN AO3 PLEAAAAAASEEEE 💔💔💔💔💔

[pjo-hoo-toa-freakazoid]

A lil rant about my experience with this god forsaken fandom

I made this blog around 2020 when I was 13 years old. This was my first shot at a dedicated fandom blog and I was pretty excited for it, to make friends, draw fanart, post fun stuff and what not.

All fun right? Right, so tell me why was it that literal 20 years olds felt the need to harass me, a then 13 year old girl with a relatively small blog, for the dumbest reasons possible?

What did I do that subjected me to 2 and a half years worth constant daily threats and harassment? Hmm???

You wanna know my crime? Apparently I showed interest in an antagonist character, which is so awful that grown adults felt the need to bully me. And following those adults came young impressionable people my age, that joined the bandwagon of hate against me.

As if other fandoms don’t have people literally dedicating themselves to a villain, no one bats an eye to that. Why did this fandom have such an issue? I also apparently dared to criticise the main character for a few of his flaws. Such a horrible thing to do right? I need to be burnt at the stake for it right?

I didn’t follow the “fixed” standards of the fandom so I was to be sent de*th/r*pe threats daily?? For not following the “rules” I was to be ostracised?

No please someone explain…I’m but a dumb bitch, I don’t understand what I did so terribly wrong to deserve this? Did I start a war? Did I rip open someone’s plush? Did I bully someone for not having the same ideology as me?

No it was but the fandom itself that for some reason found it so fun to bully a 13 year old, send her de*th and r*pe threats all because of not being of pjo fandom standards…let’s go and bombard her with hate!!

Do you realise how fucking stupid…this all sounds? Do you realise how low this is? Was bullying a child so fun? So trendy at the time?

Then came the victim blaming- I laugh everytime I remember people saying I must have done something really bad to get such harassment, that it’s all for attention. What kid wants to get hate everyday of their life for 2 whole fucking years? Tell me?

You know wanna know what I did wrong? Fight back, call the hate anons out for their bigotry. I was vocal about it, that’s what I did wrong right? Stand my ground? People said to ignore it and I did. But I still got bullied daily even if I didn’t respond. What was all this for?

I can imagine people asking why I didn’t simply leave the fandom? Why the fuck should I? I enjoy the stories, I enjoy the characters, they were my escape from real life struggles. It was the bullying I didn’t enjoy. Everyday I’d log on to enjoy posts and a few minutes later when the bigots found out I was active I was sent an anonymous threat.

Many of my oldest friends had to reduce the amount they interacted with me in fear of receiving harassment themselves. The extent of this is bigotry is beyond my understanding.

I did not deserve this much suffering AND ALL FOR WHAT? A STUPID LITTLE REASON THAT HAS BARELY ANY WEIGHT TO IT. Do people even realise the extent of what happened is beyond me. And Idc if I sound selfish, I want a fucking apology from all those bigots. I want compensation for the 2 and a half years of abuse I endured alone. I just want this bigotry to end, which surprise surprise! Still continues to happen.

Why do I bring this up now that it’s all over you ask? I’ve actually brought it up once before, but it was swept under the rug, (My deepest appreciation to the very few people who supported me when I first talked about it) I’m just finally being more vocal, because this has stuck with me. For all those 4 years this has stuck with me. It doesn’t mean if it’s over for now that all the trauma doesn’t linger. It still affects me to this day.

In fact I’m still being stalked by one of the people who sent me hate anons. One of the hate anons was revealed to be one of my bestest friends, they had admitted this to me and had the nerve to beg me to still remain friends. They were also the person who groomed me. They have left the fandom scene and I’ve rid of them from my life but they still continue to stalk me.

What do I get from ranting about all this? A bit of solace, a bit of weight off my shoulders. But nearly not enough for me to actually fucking heal. I also want people to realise how bigoted some are and how horrible the mentality of “fixed fandom standards/ideologies” is and that we as a fandom need to fucking change. Heck I know this issues in every fandom. But can we at least start with ours for a change for once?

Along side all of this there’s also a lot of racism and trans/homophobia that still actively prevails. Just look at what Leah went through when her casting was announced. Did she deserve all of that?? “Not my annabeth” do you realise how horrible that is to say to a CHILD? She is Annabeth whether you like it or not. And you are very welcome to leave if you wish to stick to your stupid racist nonsense.

I bet there are many others who have probably suffered the same may it not be for the same reasons, but everyone of them deserve their apologies and compensation as well.

Idc if I’ll get hate for this. I said what I said. I’m just so done.

[harbingersglory]

Thoughts on transfem Ningguang with a fem!reader whose her bodyguard? Fem!reader whose like a loyal, protective dog out in the world when they're out and about together, but an utter submissive puppy behind closed doors for the Tianquan?

literally shaking like a chihuahua oh what i'd do to be the Tianquan's lap dog..mean femmes are so attractive its like putting my brain in a blender.

It's not surprising the Tianquan has a bodyguard. She's a key political figure in Liyue and anyone aiming to dismantle the carefully curated hierarchy has her at the top of the list. To the public, your just muscle to intimidate the lesser crooks from even thinking about it and deal with those who get too bold.

Behind closed doors, though? Your nothing but the Tianquan's lap dog at her beck and call.

She isn't fond of public displays, but she does like hiding it in public just for the thrill. Knowing you wear your collar under your uniform so you'll always remember who holds your leash is a thrill she can't beat.

She's a bit mean and sadistic, really, but she's the Tianquan. She has the money to spoil you like a good puppy afterwards..so long as you behave and exceed expectations. Whether you lean more dominant or submissive doesn't matter, since you'll probably be subbing whether your top or bottom. It's a different kind of thrill to make you sit on her lap, stuffed full of her cock, while she works. That or she has you under her desk, one hand fisted in your hair while she uses your mouth instead.

She has to be at the top of her game, after all, and her position is a stressful one. What better way to de-stress then to put her little puppy to good use? You're just so pliant when she orders you on your knees.

She keeps it tame if thats more your thing, but if you give her the go ahead she will buy you muzzles. Some just the standard muzzle, others with gags, plenty of collars and leashes for all sorts of occasions..she might even get you faux ears and a tail just for a little finishing touch.

She's just as big on aftercare, though. She puts her money to good use spoiling you, partially because she knows she can get a little rough with you. That and as much as she likes to call you her puppy, she won't have you smelling like a wet dog. Get in the bath.

You won't stay clean for long, especially because she absolutely goes all out on her tub so it's more then big enough for some extra activities, but it's better then nothing.

Sometimes, though, she just needs to be pampered herself. She adores body worship after a particularly stressful day. Just lounging in half tied silk while you worship every inch of her.

And if anyone notices you limping the morning after..they say nothing. They just chalk it up to a fight with some assassin or similar. And if they do know, they know better then to bring it up.

Bonus for being shared with Beidou when she drops by Liyue harbor. Nothing like a rowdy pirate to shake things up and make a mess of you on the Tianquan's bed while she watches.

[griem]

ijbol idk man releasing screenshots of very polarizing things said in a private discord server between friends in a public "callout" post is #the most #tumblrific thing ive ever seen LOL.

#opinion 😱 in tags

[logicpng]

the dang tiny puppet man makes me happy your honor. i think about the doodles in the guestbook a lot

[otrtbs]

dating is so hard bc wdym neither of us knows how to drive like … if i’m a passenger seat princess and you’re a passenger seat princess then who’s driving the car ???????