#SAY NO??????
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i would just like to say my bg3 run has put my little hopeless tiefling bard through the wildest few days
first she got unexpectedly and intensely hit on by lae'zel despite seemingly pissing her off at every point by being too nice
while reeling from that, that night a hot lady appeared to her in her dreams and told her how special she was
after spending a day clearing out an evil swamp karlach comes over and in no uncertain terms makes it clear she also would like to get it on if not for The Fires
reeling from that she and the others kill a hag and gale decides it's a great time to come clean about his shall we say ill-fated romantic escapades and his little orb problem
trying to sleep on that issue, karlach brings up cooling off and a very tired ryse, inspired by how we used water barrels to fight the fire in the rest house, attempts to just throw a water barrel at her. ...and is just about strong enough to pick it up and still walk but her little scrawny lute-playing arms are too weak to throw it, so ends up shamefacedly putting it at her feet and shooting it with an arrow instead. it still sort of works and she manages a kiss. and karlach specifically is like btw if you also want to get it on with the hot alien lady i am fine with that, have fun.
sure enough, later that same night, lae'zel absolutely wrecks shop on her
and in the morning astarion goes full gay best friend and demands to know all about it
this game
#love that 'ryse accidentally seduces people without intending to' is apparently a universal constant#poor shadowheart over there like 'i think you have changed me as a person' while ryse is busy being tag-teamed by buff ladies#i'm sORRY SHADOWHEART I LOVE YOU VERY MUCH IT'S JUST!! I WASN'T TRYING FOR THIS TO HAPPEN BUT WHAT WAS I SUPPOSED TO DO#SAY NO??????#miri plays bg3#i'm not intending to liveblog my whole playthrough i'm just. everything happened so much in such a short space of time#it's only a few rests since wyll joined team infernal for that matter#and only a few more since astarion attempted to go in for a secret midnight nibble and ryse let him like the soft-hearted fool she is#gale out here like if i put the party in too much danger i understand if you want me to leave ;; and i'm here like#buddy. this entire party is a powder keg on so many levels even without the tadpoles#join the club apparently#bg3 spoilers#just in case
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I find it so funny, in light of TikTok’s imminent American demise, that even now they aren’t considering moving to tumblr. The last two social media refugee crises (Twitter -> X and whatever happened with Reddit) prompted a wave of wide-eyed new baffled tumblr users to flood this app and yet last I heard all of the tiktokers are flooding en-masse a Chinese social media app. That is entirely in Mandarin. Instead of moving to tumblr.
#mads posts#TikTok#tumblr#that’s just so funny to me#I’m on TikTok watching this go down and it’s like#everyone is saying ‘no WAY we’re moving to instagram reels’ like tumblr isn’t even a possibility in their minds
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no i don't want to use your ai assistant. no i don't want your ai search results. no i don't want your ai summary of reviews. no i don't want your ai feature in my social media search bar (???). no i don't want ai to do my work for me in adobe. no i don't want ai to write my paper. no i don't want ai to make my art. no i don't want ai to edit my pictures. no i don't want ai to learn my shopping habits. no i don't want ai to analyze my data. i don't want it i don't want it i don't want it i don't fucking want it i am going to go feral and eat my own teeth stop itttt
#i don't want it!!!!#ai#artificial intelligence#there are so many positive uses for ai#and instead we get ai google search results that make me instantly rage#diz says stuff
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I cannot believe there's absolutely no way to watch free shows and movies anymore, there are too many paid streaming platforms and pirating websites have viruses and ads preventing you from watching it uninterrupted((.)) click away because I’d rather follow the rules and purchase media moving forward because it is too inconvenient. Seriously, free and no ads or viruses with 1080p streaming is DEAD.
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"And I'm trying my best to stand up for you in every way I can." 🏳️⚧️🏳️⚧️🏳️⚧️
#*gifs#1k#chappell roan#chappellroanedit#chappellsource#userchappell#grammys#grammys 2025#trans rights#dailylgbtq#dailywomen#femaledaily#femalepopculture#dailymusicians#dailymuiscqueens#SAY IT LOUDER!!!!
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#she's right and she should say it#literature#comics#neil gaiman#neil gaiman allegations#good omens#the sandman#bluesky screenshot#media analysis#separating the art from the artist
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shoutout to everyone who wants to infodump but cant string together coherent thoughts to form sentences and instead just look at you like this
#and by 'everyone' i mean me. im just hoping other people relate lmao#someone asks me about a thing i like and im just like h..................#been thinking about The Character for a solid 6 months+ and let me tell you. expldoeing soon#this is about ffxv btw . how am i supposed to say how much it lives in my brain . i cant think#text#1k#5k#10k#15k#20k#great googly moogly#30k#40k#50k#60k#boooy what da heeel#70k#80k#90k#will this be my first ever post to hit 100k... it remains to be seen#good lord. we did it#100k
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how did sonic even get him to take that?
#art#artists on tumblr#sonic the hedgehog#sonic 3#sonic and shadow#digital art#my art#sonadow#sth#sth fanart#sonic movie 3#shadow the hedgehog#sonadow comic#one day they will cross out 'best friends' and write 'boyfriends'....#i was gonna say one can only dream but then i realized i literally made this#maybe i'll make a part 2 mwahahaha
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speculative fiction writers i am going to give you a really urgent piece of advice: don't say numbers. don't give your readers any numbers. how heavy is the sword? lots. how old is that city? plenty. how big is the fort? massive. how fast is the spaceship? not very, it's secondhand.
the minute you say a number your readers can check your math and you cannot do math better than your most autistic critic. i guarantee. don't let your readers do any math. when did something happen? awhile ago. how many bullets can that gun fire? trick question, it shoots lasers, and it shoots em HARD.
you are lying to people for fun. if you let them do math at you the lie collapses and it's no fun anymore.
#there are things that are true mathematically#and things that are true because the guy writing the book says so#you do not want to mix up these truths
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if you're subscribed to Microsoft word, you probably received an email recently saying they're upping their prices. Like, a lot. ($9.99/month instead of $6.99)
guess what though? you can log into your account, click Cancel Subscription, and get the option to continue your subscription at the same price WITHOUT their bullshit AI.
That's right, the new, higher price is actually a different subscription that includes AI that everyone is being opted into by force! What a cool and fun product that clearly everyone wants.
you can also choose to buy Word 2024 without AI for a single lump sum that will be yours in perpetuity, with no updates, for one computer.
Check your subscription if you need Word for work! Don't get duped into paying for something you might not even want
#writers on tumblr#People reblogging this just to say “switch to another piece of software“”...... When I say right in the post “if you need Word for work”#ben affleck smoking.jpg
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thought I was muted and just had this exchange with a coworker on a zoom call
#he went sorry? I said nothing#but i wanted to say#is to blow up….#performative journaling#op#friendpilled visitmaxxer
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not now kitten, daddy's about to have a mental breakdown from seeing the prices at the grocery store
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#philosophy#math#the button#how many times can i press#I'd give the money back#let's say half of it#rich girl#trans#transfem#196#r196#mtf
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please i love you i'm begging you bring back suspension of disbelief bring back trusting the audience like. i cannot handle any more dialogue that sounds like a legal document. "hello, i am here to talk to you about the incident from a few minutes ago, because i feel you might be unwell, and i am invested in your personal wellbeing." "thank you, i am unwell because the incident was hurtful to me due to my childhood, which was bad." I CANT!!!!
do you know how many people are mad that authors use "growled" as a word for "said"? it's just poetics! they do not literally mean "growled," it's just a common replacement for "said with force but in a low tone." it's normal! do you hear me!! help me i love you please let me out of here!!!
#i am so sick of writers having to anticipate the most boring#bad-faith readings of their work. i am like - if you use cheese as a currency#okay! as long as the world makes sense to me: cool. cheese tax. moving on.#my job as the reader is to suspend my disbelief and say okay! i am so sick of like#fanfiction authors having to write dissertations#because they had an interesting idea they'd like to try out!!!#just write it! if it doesn't make sense that's someone else's problem!!!#PS OP is autistic. yes sometimes i take things literally at first glance. then i think about it lol#this is so clearly not about accessibility etc. it's about like. girl even i an autistic person#am able to understand ''they probably didn't mean his eyes darkened LITERALLY''
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