#S: House

[pelideswhore]

Odysseus: Can I talk to you about something in confidence?

Menelaus: Yes, of course.

Odysseus: It’s about Agamemnon.

Menelaus: Oh, then no.

[harveybwabbit92]

Zoffy, approaching Seven in a crowed hallway: I wanna run something by you.

Seven, loudly: I will not have a threesome with you and R/n! *everyone stares* Not again! It was miserable that first time, all that desperate administrative need.

Zoffy:

[Cut to Mother and R/n staring at Seven's x-ray where Zoffy's boot can be seen wedged in his colon.]

Mother, to a startled R/n: Amazing, I've only seen this happen once before during the war; with Belial and an unfortunate alien Babarue....

[goldenqueened]

Charming: Have you considered it's not my place you really want to be walking in right now?

Rumple: Well, my Castle is a little far away... Oh, you mean Regina.

Charming: Yeah, she's a little nuts but she's beautiful, smart, funny and most importantly, she can stand you.

[ryutarotakedown]

[ID: A few screenshots from the TV show House MD. Gregory House says to his patient Jill, "Does the old boyfriend look like your husband?" Jill says sadly, "Yeah." House responds, "Then just have the kid. He'll never know." End ID]

he should go into life-coaching

[trekkerac]

previous

maybe some smooth jazz will make finding a dead body less traumatising

. . . Ford was out

[tiger-grace]

Superman: I haven’t seen you at the watchtower for a while. Where have you been the last few weeks, Batman?

Bruce: Rehab.

Superman, worriedly: Oh, I’m so sorry- I never knew you struggled with that. If you don’t mind me asking, what for?

Bruce, grimacing as he watches public footage of Signal and Red Hood starting a dumpster fire out of Pro-Joker merch: ..adoption.

[pidgydraws]

🩹 let him rest 🩹

[ladysiryna]

The Nightsong is no more.

[crowned-clown-rising]

My favorite animal is people who thought destiel was a made up ship that was born out of fans stretching canon too much and overall exaggerating then watch the show and realize... that from the very beginning that shit is gay

[lmaowh-at]

Lanns n Starks lineups/costumes sketches that I will probably add other houses to. Tywin and Joff & the rest aren't here because I was lazy and Cerseis dress took all of my energy. Don't ask me about inspiration or historical basis for these

[pelideswhore]

Phoenix: This problem isn’t just going to go away.

Achilles: No. But maybe you will.

[harveybwabbit92]

Leo: You can be a real jerk sometimes, you know that?

Seven: Yeah. And you're the good guy.

Leo: At least I try.

Seven: As long as you're trying to be good, you can do whatever you want.

Leo: And as long as you're not trying, you can say whatever you want.

Seven: So between us, we can do anything. We can rule the world!

Leo: We can release a single.

Seven: That too.

{They burst out laughing, meanwhile Zero and Astra are completely psyched out by Seven and Leo's sudden mood swing from wanting to rip each other to shreds to sitting down and laughing like old friends.]

[dieselocelot]

monsieur maison's big day. you get both because im indecisive (x)

[false-heteros16]

Is it really queer baiting if he’s a bisexual who’s in love with a repressed gay who’s been told by multiple people that his only deep significant relationship has been with this one man and no one else, AND they ride off state on their motorcycles and spend their last days with each other?

[imasexypotato]

Aeron: Next time we meet, we’re enemies!

Davos, in his head: Enemies to lovers, slowburn, angst with happy ending, 300k+ words

[lookingbackatfashionhistory]

• Evening Dress.

Date: ca. 1912

Designer/Maker: Jean-Phillipe Worth