#S Tier/Alex

[sketchyface]

I love ‘average person’ x ‘someone out of their league’ where the person whose out of their league pines first. Not in a ‘average person is a self insert and the out of their leagues pining is just fan service to get your dick hard’ way, but in a ‘the out of their league saw the average person trip and fall flat on their face and thought ‘damn, their pathetic vibes and loser personality have captivated me’’ way y’know?

[escaped-cryptid]

Rare Pair?

No rare fandom *epic guitar solo*

[pinelessmelody]

I keep forgetting im supposed to be an art blog lol (ft. Ohio as a slug and Alex as a slugslinger)

[saturnisfallingdown]

not "somewhere, possibly, in some other timeline, we might make our relationship work" but rather "it works in literally every other possible scenario, we're just supremely unlucky"

[chaos-gremlin-14]

[skulls-soul]

I love how both Alex and Morgan don’t give a fuck about when they’re hurt, but for two very different reasons

Alex doesn’t give a fuck because they’re basically God I doubt breaking a beer bottle on their hand does anything

Morgan on the other hand… They just lack self preservation skills. Not even like I don’t know where these bruises come from lack of self preservation skills no more like I’m covered in blood but it’s OK it’s mine….(the fuk???)

You know what I love you even more

Is how they both react the same way when the other is hurt you know the

“oh my God are you OK? Do you need help?”

mixed with

“?Why are you like this?”

[falling-star-cygnus]

trying not to make every ship into an anastasia au like-

[that-bitch-kat3]

ohio: violence is never the answer!

alex: really? never?

morgan: yeah what if the question is: what is an 8 letter word for distruction?

alex: or what if someone’s being really annoying?

[bogkeep]

got ambushed by the sudden urge to draw one of my absolute favourite scenes from @cola-grey's wedding trifecta fic. (happy is not a character in the canon, she is cola's OC created for a highschool reunion fic, she is one of morgan's friends and works as an admin for the fairness association)

[captainmilf]

Thought this fit them

[weezardthewizard]

Chadster: Where IS that villainous fiend, anyway?

Morgan, rolling their eyes: Not here. Ohio said something about getting "wizard high" so probably not on this planet either.

***

Elsewhere-

Ohio, gesturing slowly: What if this is allll just a miniseries... on Vine...

Alex: Vine is dead, old man. You're thinking of the Clock App.

Ohio: Mhmm, may it rest in peace or whatever. But seriously... What if this is all just plot? Made up by some... adult Canadian or some shit?

Alex: Oh, it is. And when I get my hands on the fucker there will be blood.

Ohio, scrambling: Woah, shit, Alex, goddamnit be careful tHAT'S GLASS

***

Chad, peeking around Morgan to the window behind them: What's that? Off in the distance?

Morgan: Really, Chad? I'm not that fucking st-

Their faces are lit in stark relief as a beam of crackling green plasma shoots into the sky somewhere across the city.

Chad: Wizard high, you said?

Morgan slams the door in his face.

[incorrect-sandd]

Alex: *spits mouthful of blood onto floor* You’ve become far more powerful since we last crossed paths.

Dentist: Please stop, there’s literally a sink right next to you.

[pinelessmelody]

Alex on the cover of vogue

Its a pretty old one but I thought id post it here anyway!

[swishyclang]

[pr0cyon-lotor]

Personal Headcanons for S & D tier

Morgan doesn't actually emote that much in general

Morgan doesn't show their emotions much. Like a look of shock is just a slight widening of their eyes maybe even a parting of their lips. They just don't emote much. Everyone else is just great at reading them. Like Barnaby or Ohio look over at Morgan and see the smallest crease of their brow and go "RIGHT?! It's stupid!" All of them understand each other perfectly.

(Subset to previous point) Alex sucks at reading Morgan

Alex tried. Oh boy, they try, but they just can't understand the small miniscule changes in Morgan's face in an instant. They get fussy if they don't understand Morgan immediately, so they use their powers as a crutch. Alex uses a something like a mind-reading power, just to to understand Morgan's emotions on the fly. And they refuse to admit it. Otherwise, they are forcing themself to pay attention to every small change of each of Morgan's expressions.

Alex has a shrine to Morgan

Alex says it's to make sure Morgan isn't lying about not being some puzzle god (hasn't shown results yet). In reality, it's that they're so down bad that they can't think of any other way to show their love. Alex plans to never show Morgan. The shrine is hidden in the back of the lair. (Even some of Alex's minions pray to the shrine, they support their boss's delusions. Also they just like Morgan)

Alex makes themself look more uncanny

Alex uses their powers to just trigger the uncanny valley fear in people when they're going through general life. What was that? Morgan asked them to pick up groceries but no teleporting? Alex float ever so slightly to make their footsteps uncannily floaty. Ohio needs help with getting something from a high shelf? Alex suddenly has limbs that are just a little too long. Barnaby needs to find something in a dark room? Well guess who's there? Eyes and y'know what teeth glowing as well. Yup, Alex. They just do it for the shits and giggles of it.

Morgan suddenly becomes hyper aware out of nowhere and it's always inconvenient

Alex being practically god never clicks in Morgan's head half the time. However, when it does, its always in the most inconvenient times. In the middle of a heist? Hold up a godlike being is pressed against me while we're avoiding detection. Morgan is holding Alex back from killing someone? Wait a fucking minute! Alex could just shrug me off and like break every limb in my body. It's always little moments of panic before Morgan completely forgets in five minutes.

While Morgan has a resting bitch face, Alex has a resting happy puppy face

I don't have any login behind this, but hear me out! Morgan obviously has a rbf, it's Morgan. But! But! BUT!!! Alex has a resting happy puppy face. Like they just look so happy-go-lucky and approachable. Why? Because I find it amusing.

They both wear heels

Alex does because they look fantastic in heels and they like towering over Morgan. Morgan does because they're tired of Alex constantly poking fun of them for being shorter. But! Alex can't walk in heels taller than 2 inches without almost dying while Morgan can rock 8 inch stripper heels no problem and even run in them.

[skulls-soul]

Imagine if in S&D tier the reason that they have been having so much difficulty for figuring out that the other person is in love with them is not only because they're idiots, but because there's actively someone who's stopping them from falling in love with each other by making it seem like every love Arc they have was a dream