#lighthouse raiders s and d tier

[incorrect-sandd]

[skulls-soul]

I love how both Alex and Morgan don’t give a fuck about when they’re hurt, but for two very different reasons

Alex doesn’t give a fuck because they’re basically God I doubt breaking a beer bottle on their hand does anything

Morgan on the other hand… They just lack self preservation skills. Not even like I don’t know where these bruises come from lack of self preservation skills no more like I’m covered in blood but it’s OK it’s mine….(the fuk???)

You know what I love you even more

Is how they both react the same way when the other is hurt you know the

“oh my God are you OK? Do you need help?”

mixed with

“?Why are you like this?”

[chaos-gremlin-14]

[pinelessmelody]

Alex: stop forgiving my crimes I worked so hard on those

[cobalt-knave]

Incorrect The Magnus Archives #381

(season 5)

Jon: No, Martin's not my sidekick! If anything, I'm his sidekick.

[thee-rat-king]

So yesterday I decided to gayboss too close to the sun on TikTok, LR saw my video, and now I’m making an S and D Tier comic.

And I don’t mean fanfic. I mean a fully fleshed out comic adaptation of the series.

I’ve decided to reserve my freak out until I get to the actual art making stage, on account of me not being able to draw for shit.

To start with I need to get the early plot arcs organised :)

[si-siwrites]

My design for Alex from S and D Tier!!!

I had the color palette and general idea for how I wanted them to look from the get go, but actually getting the clothing and face looking nice took so fucking looooong. I think I sat there redrawing the nose for a solid five minutes before I could live with it.

[treason-cheese]

Chad break into Morgan’s apartment

Alex : go away they are trying to sleep

Chad : let my brother free from your mind control villain

Alex : I am not controlling Morgan, there pronouns are they/them, and this is the first time that they have slept in the past 5 days, and only because I forced them to. You will let them sleep and leave.

Chad : he hasn’t slept in 5 days, ok never mind, we’ll come back later. You will not get away with this foul villain.

[mmmmwaffles94]

This is a present for Lighthouse Raiders on Tiktok cause theyre always asking for fics and i had an idea at work and if i dont write it down now ill forget it. Its super short, it was sorta meant to actually BE a tiktok but idk how to edit vids with the different povs and shit and im lazy and it's late and i got work in the morning so i don wanna. ANYWAy.

Morgan and Alex just chillin in the living room.

Morgan, asking for the 497th time: hey, aren't you essentially immortal? Wouldn't you get bored eventually? Like it's gotta suck a lot out living everyone, right?

Alex, doesn't look up from their book and just smiles and shakes their head: you ask that every time.

Morgan: what? Whats that mean?

Alex, glancing up and waving a hand: ah dont worry about it.

Morgan, odd disgruntled look: ...well now i AM gonna worry about it...

They both go back to doing whatever they were before.

Is this anything??? I hate writing in a play-like script but as it was supposed to be a skit so thats all i got. Oh wait!

BONUS SCENE

Ohio is there because he's been there for some reason, i think Alex kidnapped him once and he never left?

Ohio, staring at Alex:...

Alex, glancing up again:...what?

Ohio, asking for the 1st time: ...what round is this?

Alex, face subtly changes from amused to serious: ...what did you just say?

Now is THIS anything?? If it wasn't obvious it's a time loop and id think time is a bit of a finicky thing so eventually the loop would become unstable kinda like a tape or cd wearing out after too many replays. I like the first part, it's sweet but had to give it a little bit of angst. As a treat.

The first bit with Morgan asking Alex about his immortality i was having a hard time actually getting the questions right, like i still didnt, it comes off kind of rude and maybe even hurtful but it's essentially the right idea. And Alex dont really give a shit 🤷

[its-bread-bitch]

Alex, Morgan, Barnaby, and Ohio have a joint Twitter account but no one knows that all four of them run it, just that all four of them are somehow involved because they never specify who writes each post. Its mostly shitposts and they treat it like a blog.

It’s extremely popular but incredibly confusing to the public. Why is St Bernard hanging out with his arch nemesis and the worlds most powerful villain? How is this random F tier hero no one has ever heard of able to roast Alex and survive? No one knows, but they’re honestly too afraid to ask at this point.

[ferrisulichsdayoff]

S & D tier headcanon: all the "this is how they met" actually happened, Alex just rewinds time/erases Morgan's memory everytime because they want to make their first impression ✨perfect✨ and along the way falls in love with them ~ which is ALSO why Alex has such a head start in the relationship 👀

[incorrect-sandd]

Morgan: Don’t worry, I have a few knives up my sleeve.

Barnaby: I think you mean cards.

Morgan, pulling knives out of their sleeves: No, I do not.

[skulls-soul]

(Morgan, Barnaby, Ohio, and Alex all having a game night)

Ohio: hey Alex

(Alex looks up from their uno cards that they were heavily focused on): what can’t you see I’m busy

Ohio: yeah, I noticed because Morgan has been looking at you like that for the past six minutes

(Ohio points at a Morgan who has a pointer finger on each temple, their eyes squinted, as well as the tip of the tongue sticking out between their teeth)

Alex: oh

(Alex: yes Morgan?)

(Morgan: I want pizza)

(Alex: and you couldn’t say this out loud why?)

(Morgan: I wanted to see how long it would take until you noticed me) 

Alex: hehe fine

(Snaps pizza from Italy on table)

Morgan: yes (fist bump air)

Barnaby: d-d-did you guys just c-communic-cate telepa-pa-pathically?

Morgan: yup

Ohio: I thought you didn’t have telepathic powers?

Alex: oh, I do I just don’t like using them

Barnaby: so why d-did you use them?

Alex: because if I don’t Morgan will give themselves a migraine.

(Ohio and Barnaby nods in agreement since they one hundred percent can see Morgan doing that and knowing Alex they’re probably speaking from experience)

(Note: this is a head a canon of mine that Morgan sometimes wants to tell Alex something, but doesn’t wanna say it out loud for literally any reason, they don’t do it often, but when they do they find it funny as fuck

Also, Burnaby and Ohio know for a fact that Morgan never cheats in games because it’s “ too easy and unsatisfying” same for Alex but for different reasons)

[chaos-gremlin-14]

[pinelessmelody]

Alex: "I wouldn't wish that on my worst enemy" I would. Pussy

Ohio: "I'm not gonna sink to their level" I will. Coward.

Morgan: "I'm the bigger person" I'm 150 cm tall. Give me the gun bitch.

[falling-star-cygnus]

lighthouse raiders: alex was born fully human, they’re not a demon or anything. alex is human

me: ….kitty-