#alex and morgan

[that-bitch-kat3]

ohio: violence is never the answer!

alex: really? never?

morgan: yeah what if the question is: what is an 8 letter word for distruction?

alex: or what if someone’s being really annoying?

[weezardthewizard]

Morgan, slamming open the door to their apartment: WHAT ACTUAL THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU!?

Alex, placidly looking up from their skull mug: I'm going to need you to be so much more specific than that.

[incorrect-sandd]

Morgan: So uhhh... my question is: my friend keeps on going into the pantry and grabbing handfuls of fettuccine... uncooked...

Diego: I would hope they're not grabbing handfuls of cooked fettuccine!

Dave: In your pantry!

Morgan: Yeah... and eating them raw, and they keep calling them 'chips'. ... How do I make them stop?

Diego: Is your friend here?

Morgan, motioning to Alex: Yeah.

Diego, to Alex: You're a monster! Words MEAN things! >:(

Chad: Does anybody remember- I haven't been to Olive Garden in many moons- but they DO have a like- fettuccine bottle that you can just- grab em out of and chew-

Chad: HOLD ON. WAS THIS A PRANK YOU GUYS PULLED ON ME WHEN WE WENT TO OLIVE GARDEN AS KIDS?!

Chad: NO, STOP. EVERYBODY SHUT UP. DO THEY GIVE YOU RAW FETTUCCINE TO CHEW ON IN THE LOBBY OF THE OLIVE GARDEN

Everyone else: No.

Chad, to Diego and Morgan: YOU FUCKIN BASTARDS

Diego: YAAAAAAAAY!

Morgan: THE PRESTIGE!

[angeldrawsabit]

I have a feeling that every year on Alex and Morgan’s anniversary, Alex doesn’t do anything villainous, so the heroes are like “wtf is with this one day that they don’t do anything on”

And they end up coming up with the stupidest shit like:

1. Alex is a werewolf, but only annually

2. Alex has a 1-year lifespan but has hundreds of frozen clones and that’s thawing day

3. Alex is an alien that goes back to their home planet every year

4. Alex turns into a worm to fuck with the heroes because they find those worms on a string scattered around their office (Morgan’s idea)

[its-bread-bitch]

Alex and Morgan really said “yeah but what if WE had the power of friendship?”

[elfiktheelf]

no you DON'T UNDERSTAND.

they- alex literally- they just- the s tier villain. basically the god of the universe. retired because their partner decided to be a farmer and needs them to do the work on their farm. im going insane.

[tvshowscouples]

Reblog if you are Team Parnick

[notthehero]

The supervillain has a problem. Normally, they'd solve it by killing the problem, but this time it's a little more nuanced than that.

[cxrrodedcoffin]

me after spending 6 hours reading criminal minds fanfiction instead of sleeping:

[wardengrill]

I've come to realize I'm more married to this team than I ever was to three ex-wives

[melodiousoblivionao3]

[reidobsessed]

The whole cast is sickeningly fine

[etclouie-masterlists]

𓆩ᥫ᭡𓆪 kinktober masterlist

ཐི♡ཋྀ welcome to my first kinktober, i’m lowk really nervous for this, so be kind please. please read all the warnings posted on each fic, they're all listed, and if anythings missing lmk! all works are fem reader

ཐི♡ཋྀ prompts used from this post, full credit to them for all prompts used

ཐི♡ཋྀ all work on @etclouie and can be found under #ᯓ⭒ louie’s kinktober ’24 .ᐟ

ཐི♡ཋྀ candy divider used in each post is by @strangergraphics

go to main masterlist?

day one; overstimulation - Glenn Rhee

day two; praise kink - Alex Keller

day three; car sex - Abraham Ford

day four; creampie - Soap MacTavish

day five; begging - Shane Walsh

day six; cockwarming - Sirius Black

day seven; size kink - Simon Riley

day eight; jealousy - Rick Grimes

day nine; breeding kink - Oscar 'Spooky' Diaz

day ten; dirty talk - Shane Walsh

day eleven; choking - Negan Smith

day twelve; oral sex - Juice Ortiz

day thirteen; mirror sex - Soap MacTavish

day fourteen; thigh riding - Spencer Reid

day fifteen; first time - Chibs Telford

day sixteen; shower sex - Derek Morgan

day seventeen; office sex - Aaron Hotchner

day eighteen; late night sex - Jax Teller

day nineteen; outdoor sex - Daryl Dixon

day twenty; sugar daddy - John Price

day twenty-one; one night stand - James Potter

day twenty-two; sex on film - Kyle Garrick

day twenty-three; pillow talk - Jax Teller

day twenty-four; mask sex - Simon Riley

day twenty-five; uniform sex - Shane Walsh and Rick Grimes

day twenty-six; nudes - Chibs Telford

day twenty-seven; spanking - Negan Smith

day twenty-eight; early morning sex - Daryl Dixon

day twenty-nine; secret relationship sex - Merle Dixon

day thirty; handcuffs - Luke Alvez

day thirty-one; friends with benefits - Jax Teller

reblogs are highly appreciated !

[incorrect-sandd]

Alex: Okay, truth or dare?

Morgan: Truth

Alex: How many hours have you slept this week?

Morgan:

Morgan: ...Dare

Alex: Go to bed.

Morgan: I don't like this game.

[youbutstupid]

-A Job That Slowly Kills You-

-Bruises That Won’t Heal-

[korralone]