#Ryan's Toys Review

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I used to watch Ryan's Toys Review when I was younger, probably before I started high school, but when my siblings and I stumbled across a video of theirs today...

We screamed in fright.

Bro, he used to have this high pitched voice back then... I guess he hit puberty

I literally can't believe we all screamed to that...

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[blog-moved-lol]

Dick trying to review a new Nighwing action figure:

I'm just imagining Dick having a YT channel where he reviews different superhero merch, but his brothers refuse to let him film a normal video lol

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family bonding be crazy‼

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Anyone feeling genuinely bad for Ryan kaji?

The kid is almost in his teenage years and yet he's still dressed up like a 7-year old super hero

And what's even more worrying is how even if he finds a way to quit his sisters are going to be the child stars and it's obvious that he loves his sisters so much because in one interview his favorite thing about the movie was watching his sisters

Sure he said that in a dead tone but I know older siblings and while in the outside their dead the inside is probably with so many fear that his sisters will just end up like him

Is there a way to help the guy? I don't have money but is there still a way? I can't stand seeing a kid lose his life like that

[mashand]

Sonic fans when they tough forces was gonna be good.

[itcamefromthetoybox]

Beach Party Himbo

We’re a little closer to the premier of “Barbie,” so that means more Barbie reviews! This week, I wanted to look at a doll made specifically for the movie, and I especially wanted to look at everyone’s favorite Barbie accessory, which means that it’s time for us to look at “Barbie: The Movie Ken!” Let’s take a look at how Barbie’s second banana came out and if this Ken deserves your money.

From what we��ve seen so far, “Barbie: The Movie” takes place in a world where almost everyone’s a Barbie or Ken, with the exceptions of Midge and Allen. Don’t worry, Midge and Allen, you’ll always have a place in my heart. Ryan Gosling’s Ken, whom we’ll be looking at today, is the beach-themed boyfriend of Margot Robbie’s Barbie, the star of the whole shebang. From what we’ve seen in the trailers, Ken is not exactly carrying a lot between the ears, but he adores Barbie enough to accompany her on her adventure. Until the movie comes out, that’s about all I got here. It’s kinda hard to talk about a movie character whose movie hasn’t come out yet. I could tell you about my many Ken dolls, but I don’t think that will be helpful. Though I do adore my Kens. Anyways, moving on.

The dolls for “Barbie: The Movie” are actually aimed more at collectors than kids or casual fans. What this means is that they tend to be pricier, but with really good articulation. These dolls also have higher quality outfits, which makes sense, since the dolls can do more than the average Barbie. You don’t wanna wear out the outfits. While Barbie products in general are very easy to come by, I actually haven’t had any luck in finding the movie dolls at mass retail yet. Based on everything I’ve read, they’re a limited edition line of dolls, and from what I’ve seen, they can only be found online. I’ve had pretty good luck with Amazon and Mattel’s website, but absolutely zero success at physical stores.

In terms of build, Ken looks very pretty. This is a guy who very much works out and definitely has a beach bod, which, based on what we know of the character so far, is exactly what we want. His head does a pretty good job replicated Ryan Gosling in doll form, but the lack of the stubble that Gosling has in the movie makes this Ken look younger and preppier than you’d expect. Also of note here is that this Ken, unlike most Kens you’ll find at mass retail, has rooted hair. It’s also gelled to hold in place, which I personally think works very well for this doll, especially since it’s a doll based off a man who’s supposed to be a doll.

Hair of gold, brain of lead

Ken’s outfit is very bright and colorful, which I absolutely love. It’s nice to see dudes in bright colors, especially since society keeps encouraging guys to wear drab, darker colors. The world of “Barbie: The Movie” is bright, fun, and colorful, and I am delighted to see Ken wearing outfits that go along with that. Ken’s outfit consists of white sneakers, beach shorts, and an open beach shirt, so that I can gaze upon Ryan Gosling’s sculpted (literally) abs and be reminded that I no longer have the metabolism I did in college and that I should probably eat healthier, but that I won’t because burgers taste too good.

I could look like this if I worked out more! And got extensive surgery! And dyed my hair! And was 12 inches high! And was made of plastic!

Ken, like every doll in the movie line, is heavily articulated, which is absolutely what you want for a doll whose whole purpose in life is to party on a beach. He’s got joints in his shoulders, arms, wrists, legs, knees, and neck, so you can put him in all kinds of poses.

Thirst Trap Ken

Aside from his clothes, Ken comes with one accessory: a blue surfboard. It’s proportionate to Ken, which means it’s pretty big. I am a bit let down by the fact that it doesn’t have any detail, but if the idea was to replicate what a classic toy surfboard from the 50’s would look like, then I guess mission accomplished.

Does this paint job have you feeling “board?” Surf pun! Delightful.

 The surfboard has two clips on top, which you can attach to Ken’s wrist, so he can hold the board, or feet, so he can ride the board. The clips are pretty strong, so Ken’s not going to fall off the board any time soon, but that also means that you might have a hard time detaching the board from Ken’s arm. Just keep that in mind so you don’t break something.

I know nothing about surfing culture, so anything I say here will sound forced.

“Barbie: The Movie Ken” has so far only been found online, where he goes for about $25, and is recommended for ages 3+, but is aimed at older kids and collectors. Would I recommend him? Definitely. He’s a very good doll and a fun addition to any fan’s collection. Besides that, he’s also the least expensive Movie Ken doll currently available. If his price seems a little high, remember that this is a very articulated, limited edition doll, which makes that price a pretty good deal in my book. Next week, we’ll be wrapping up our look at Barbie with one more doll from the movie line, so come on back and see what’s happening! This is JS signing off and wishing you Happy Toy Hunting!

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*deep breath*

I’m craving titties.

(Ryan toys review official twitter account moment)

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[tim-is-trying]

Baby gronk it the 20 something white guys ryan toy review

[awobbles]

they need to let Ryan retire. He’s a teen now! Let him rest!

[lonniedos]

Ryan's World Is Crumbling.. | Lonnie Reacts

[thatgeekwiththeclipons]

Happy 68th Birthday to 2x Academy Award Winning, 4x Golden Globe Winning, 2x SAG Award Winning, BAFTA Nominated, Tony Nominated actor, 7x Emmy Winning producer Tom Hanks! ^__^

[cringywhitedragon]

So Ryan and and Alien Movie are coming out the same day (Do with this as what you will, Ryanlus)

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Lucas Ryan's toy review

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School doodles but on computer (some stinky little boy who sits behind me that looks like Ryan from Ryan’s toy Review yelled at me “this isn’t art class !!🤓🤓” while I was drawing these)

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have you guys seen how much money the ryan toy review movie made worldwide. hint it is not what you are expecting whatsoever