#Roy's sister

[abubblingcandle]

For Wednesday Words how about Measure, Pool and/or Cast?

These are all coincidentally in The Richmond Job so I did 45min of sprints on Ch3 to fill the requirements

Cast - Chapter 16

“He’s in a wrist cast and needs to be using the crutches for his knee and strictly no physical excursion until his month check up,” the doctor listed off, only looking up from her Ipad to glare at Roy with deep threatening brown eyes. Which, from Ted’s viewpoint anyway, was a bizarre personal grudge to hold against a man who was playing the part of a good friend of a patient in your hospital. But who was he to judge people’s odd behaviour?

Pool - Chapter 15

He was supposed to be this team’s fucking hitter and he had allowed himself to get surprised and drugged. He deserved this. It would be a teachable moment, that was what his dad always used to say, “chin up Junior. Teachable moment. Won’t make this mistake again will ya.” If Jamie survived he definitely wouldn’t make that mistake again. “Yeah alright,” Jamie wheezed. He was skirting around the edge of the pool, trying to put as many deckchairs between himself and Zain as possible.

Measure - Chapter 15

“Bex? You��re here,” Jamie huffed out through a relieved laugh. She pulled back and looking him over with an intense professional beat, like she was getting the measure of him in a snapshot. He felt weirdly exposed.

The sprints produced 1028 words! 🙌💪

[youwillfindilluminating]

every time I watch the ‘uncle day’ scene I wonder if roy bought that range rover for his sister. she could probably afford it herself on a doctor’s salary, but I like the idea that roy bought it for her and phoebe as a gift. 💖

[fullofmoonsandstars]

It makes me laugh when Roy's sister is like "your husband can take you home" as if she doesn't know who Ted Lasso is because surely she knows

1. That's her brother's club

2. I'm fairly certain that Roy will have ranted and raved about Ted to her during season 1

[izzy-hands]

Roy’s sister, internally: Oh my god, this is happening.

[ato-dato]

Shiv. Shivvy. Honey.

[roseofstardust]

The absolute level of cunt in this picture needs to be studied

[cornalicious]

Cannot believe mustang thought this shit would work.

[Image ID: Roy Mustang from Fullmetal alchemist is standing before Edward Elric and Alphonse Elric. He is saying "Yeah we sent Maes to live on a farm in Xing. A farm with lots of land. and homunculi for him to chase all he wants." with a guilty expression. Riza Hawkeye stands slightly behind him giving him an exasperated expression. /.End ID]

[frankburn]

SIOBHAN ROY & KENDALL ROY

4x03 - Connor’s Wedding

[stewykablooey]

feel like people keep forgetting the sibling aspect of shivs decision and of the kenshiv fight. that wasnt just shiv dealing with the situation at hand that was years of kendall being her brother and her being kendalls sister culminating into one moment. it Is the idea that she fucking earned this and kendall just gets it handed to him. its the idea of 'you can't be ceo because you killed somebody’ because that wasn't shiv being morally upset about kendall killing someone, that was shiv thinking 'how the fuck did you fuck up so bad and you Still get to win' esp in light of everything else her brothers have done. connor and his embarrassing run at presidenancy roman with the dick pics and kendall who Literally Killed Someone. and shes still in last place, despite everything she has and hasn’t done

[jamietwat]

I could 100% see Roy’s sister seeing Roy and Jamie bickering over the stupidest most inconsequential shit just for the sake of bickering and her deciding to stir the pot by saying “Wow, you two really fight like an old married couple…”

And then Jamie making a face like that’s the most ridiculous thing that he’s ever heard and scoffing as he argues “We ain’t married”

And then Roy’s argument dying on his tongue as he full body turns to shoot Jamie the most incredulous look like he’s completely lost his mind and sounding confused and offended as he adds “We’re not a couple”

And Jamie would brush that off with a wave of his hand like “Yeah, sure, that too. But more importantly, he’s the old one. You can’t be an old married couple if one of you’s ancient and the other’s a sexy little baby”

Jamie would not think once about this interaction after it was over, but it would rattle around Roy’s brain annoying and confusing him for weeks

[abubblingcandle]

How about heart, friend, noise and/or coffee (or tea) for the word WIP thing.

Ee thank you! Was focused on getting the Roommates AU started but these are a lovely treat for another train day! 🧡

Tea - from Where the Hell is the Karma Ch5

“You told me to do this Roy,” Ruth groaned, leaning on Roy’s counter with a truly obscene amount of paperwork in front of her and a cup of tea balanced loosely in her hands. “I didn’t want to but you played my ego like a fiddle and here we are,” she rolled her eyes as Roy smirked. “I wasn’t entirely lying. Jamie needs the best and you are the best,” Roy shrugged and then effortlessly dodged the football shaped stress ball that was launched at his head. “You played me and you know it. I don’t know how to do half of this shit and, the worst part of it, I’ve got to deal with you fucking daily,” she grumbled. “Wow, now that’s rude,” Roy grunted. “I love you but I don’t right now. The reason I’m here is purely professional. We need to get Jamie’s weight up, like seriously we need to,” Ruth slipped effortlessly back into doctor mode.

Heart - from God Forbid You Leave Me (like everybody else did)

His heart was pounding and he didn’t know how to make it stop. The real crazy thing was that Jamie was actually considering it. Well maybe not going to live with Higgins or whatever, but getting out of town for a bit. Jamie didn’t need to be in Manchester for his rehab initially, the doctors were saying at least a month until any return to physical activity. A month on a Greek island? Sun, sand, alcohol, that was just what Jamie needed. So why wasn’t he able to choke out the words to tell Higgins thanks for the offer but nah mate.

Friend - from the untitled Jamie is good with kids fic

“Hey there little buddy,” a familiar prick like voice laughed, and Roy thought this situation couldn’t get any worse. Jamie stood leaning against the doorframe with his patented smirk etched onto his face. “Piss off Tartt,” Roy growled, staring at the offending infant that was now gripping onto his trouser leg. It was staring up at him with those big Disney eyes and dopey smile. “Woah there Kent, language in front of the little one,” Jamie laughed but stepped in and swooped the toddler off the floor and into his arms in one effortless motion. Roy, for a moment, panicked. Jamie Tartt holding a baby, what if he fucking dropped it. What if his phone rang or something and he got distracted and the demon got hurt. “I don’t think Royo here wants to be your friend kiddo,” Jamie laughed, poking the kid on the nose and earning a little giggle for his troubles. Roy froze. The kid seemed … happy? With Tartt?

Noise (actually noises) - from The Richmond Job Ch3

Ted startled as he climbed the stairs and moved to unlock the door to the flat. It was late and everyone had gone home to rest up and continue the investigation tomorrow. Beard and Rebecca were on Sam Watch and all the others should be in bed. So why was Ted hearing noises from inside. The door was unlocked, even though Ted knew that he locked it before he left but at least that allowed Ted to inch it open to get a better idea of what he was walking into. Deep down some part of him still had the initial response of “we should call the police” but that was quickly laughed out by the devil on his shoulder that instead offered the suggestion of “we should call Roy” which was far more reasonable.

[sweetmilkbread]

Shiv and Roman, Succession / Dustin Pearson, 'The World at it's Beginning'

[waitingforgoldenhour]

Your sister is fit.

[rexwrendraws]

POPCORN PURGATORY 🍿💥 My contribution to the Lost Tales: A Tron Zine ( @losttalestronzine ) featuring my forever favorite program, Ram. Who knows what happens to programs after they derezz?

[trashmuth]

the burial at thebes: a version of sophocles' antigone / succession / the bear

[ambnight]

Ted Lasso text post thingamjigs part 4 <3