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ask-richie · 9 months ago
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Chicken butt
I-
Okay?
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ask-richie · 9 months ago
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Oh-
Guess what?
What?
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ask-richie · 9 months ago
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Why not??
Guess what?
What?
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ask-richie · 9 months ago
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Guess what?
What?
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ask-richie · 10 months ago
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:3
:D
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ask-richie · 10 months ago
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hands you a bag of ingredients and some money
now, cook
[Richie accepts the bag and cash, pausing for a moment.]
No one go snitching on me!
[And he runs into the kitchen.]
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ask-richie · 10 months ago
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:((
RICHIE IS RHINKING OF TRYING TO COOK
Horror. Deep terror coursed through my veins
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ask-richie · 10 months ago
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…is it really that bad?
RICHIE IS RHINKING OF TRYING TO COOK
Horror. Deep terror coursed through my veins
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ask-richie · 10 months ago
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I’m not that bad of a cook!
RICHIE IS RHINKING OF TRYING TO COOK
Horror. Deep terror coursed through my veins
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ask-richie · 10 months ago
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…I kind of want to cook something right now
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ask-richie · 10 months ago
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…yeah
how do you feel that mother is making so much money? can we make money like Mother? can we get a job, Father?
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I don’t know if anywhere will hire you, but if you want money we can maybe sort out an allowance??
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ask-richie · 10 months ago
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how do you feel that mother is making so much money? can we make money like Mother? can we get a job, Father?
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I don’t know if anywhere will hire you, but if you want money we can maybe sort out an allowance??
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ask-richie · 11 months ago
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[Richie blinks and gives a small hum, unsure of what to say next.]
Ruth?
[There’s a quiet knock on her window.]
(@ask-richie)
[She flinches, looking up to her window from where she is on the floor beside her bed. Her hand tightens around the handle of the pocket knife. ...Why was he here?] ...go away.
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ask-richie · 11 months ago
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I think it makes sense? Like, an impulse urge you couldn’t control?
Ruth?
[There’s a quiet knock on her window.]
(@ask-richie)
[She flinches, looking up to her window from where she is on the floor beside her bed. Her hand tightens around the handle of the pocket knife. ...Why was he here?] ...go away.
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ask-richie · 11 months ago
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Tpn season 2 sucks. You should watch it
It’s on my watchlist!!
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ask-richie · 11 months ago
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Well, Uncle Jerry is more ‘wants to murder anyone who doesn’t fit his standard but doesn’t so you get weird insults.’ Or he used to be. He’s had therapy I think.
[He shrugs but looks up at the window.]
You can still talk to me about it though
Ruth?
[There’s a quiet knock on her window.]
(@ask-richie)
[She flinches, looking up to her window from where she is on the floor beside her bed. Her hand tightens around the handle of the pocket knife. ...Why was he here?] ...go away.
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ask-richie · 11 months ago
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I can handle insane, you’ve met Uncle Jerry after all.
Ruth?
[There’s a quiet knock on her window.]
(@ask-richie)
[She flinches, looking up to her window from where she is on the floor beside her bed. Her hand tightens around the handle of the pocket knife. ...Why was he here?] ...go away.
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