#ask richie lipschitz

[ask-richie]

Knock knock ya fucking nerd! We got a $20 million dollar date to go on!

-@Ask-Max-Jägerman

[Richie opens his door and gives Max a smile.]

I still can’t believe we’re being paid to do this.

[ask-nighthawks]

” Go, Go Nighthawks! “

Hi Tumblr! This is Hatchetfield High’s [un]Official ask blog! Run by Ruth Fleming and Richie Lipschitz >v< Feel free to put questions in our ask box for anyone at our school, and we’ll get them to answer for you!!

Hihi!!! im SOOOO excited to make this account!!!! obviously it’s not run by ruth and richie, it’s run by me!!!! @royall-ass if u wanna go follow me,,,,, ANYWAYS!!! This will be an art blog, so asks will be answered with art of the characters!! Please know it may take time to reply, and I will try my best!! Also, anything in brackets is OOC!! [Like this :3]

INFO ;

Please please please no NSFW asks!!! I know the characters are eighteen, but I am a minor myself, and do not wanna have to draw any responses to that!!

I will have my own personal headcanons and ships on here!! If you see one you don’t like, just block me or don’t interact!! This account is for me to express my art and interact with people on Tumblr.

On the topic of NSFW again, I may allow mild jokes, like something a highschooler would say, but other than that, probably not.

I DONT KNOW JACK SHIT ABOUT MOST ANIME!!! So sorry if you have an anime asks for Richie, it’ll most likely be ooc for him considering I don’t know a lot 😭

SMALL WARNING ;

I will most likely post the ships I enjoy, even it it’s not direct. Of course, if someone asks about a ship, I’ll probably draw those characters!!

although, in case anyone is curious, here’s the ones I like!! :

Michie (Max Jägerman x Richie Lipschitz)

Claugerman (Kyle Clauger x Max Jägerman)

Jason Jepson x Richie Lipschitz

Lautski (Stephanie Lauter x Peter Spankoffski)

Halogear (Ruth Fleming x Grace Chasity)

Holyweeb (Grace Chasity x Richie Lipschitz)

Spankoffschitz (Peter Spankoffski x Richie Lipschitz)

IMPORTANT ;

This will take place in a universe where Max survives the fall at Waylon Hall. He’s not exactly nice to the nerds, but he’s gotten better!! So nobody dies, everyone is alive, that’s it. Also, you can interact with anyone that’s been associated with Hatchetfield High in the shows!! The NPMD characters, Hannah, maybe Alice and Deb if I’m feeling silly. Anyone!!!!

Also, if you’re confused about why it’s Ruth and Richie running the blog, it’s because my friend Razz helped me decide they would be most active on Tumblr :3!!

Tysm, and enjoy the blog!! ^^

[cowardlykrow]

"Suck it, weeb-ass BEEETCH!"

Richie loses to Ruth. (She probably cheated)

[ask-richie]

OMG!!!! THIS IS SO COOL WHAT!!! Literally screaming omg /pos -OOC

I’ve become aware you know of the character accounts, so can I please request (if you have drawing requests open) that moment between the Max and Richie account where Max kabedons Richie? (It chemically altered my brain omg)

I hope that you know that it has also chemically altered my brain in the middle of the night

[piece-of-reese]



omg they’re standing in a row are you seeing this shit

[fencecollapsed]

had a Richie and Max coded interaction this morning

featuring @strangeandinteresting

[eldritch-ace]

saw you were taking ship doodle requests - could you draw Richie trying to get Max to watch attack on Titan with him and Max being confused as fuck the whole time please my life will be yours

My boys!!! I care them!!!

It’s been a hot minute since I’ve watched any AoT so I did my best

Original Request Post

[daiwild]

COULD COULD YOU DRAW DANIEL AND RICHIE BEING BROTHERS… PLEAASE…

Younger brother Daniel so real, Anon

[justtrashperson]

for doodles: your jon matteson cinematic universe interacting because im actually so obsessed with them

You’re giving me an opportunity to explain my new hc and dynamic ideas so here we go

+ bc some people on my last jon matteson-verse post said it would make sense (and funny), Boy Jerry and Gary are now twins. But they don’t really like each other

+ on the other hand bc of Jon’s newest lore drop about Trevor, Richie n Trevor are twins now and Daniel (stopwatch) is their little brother (or cousin idk)

+ meanwhile Paul is too much of an Only Child™️ to me but he still get caught up by the family’s mess

This family is a mess man, family gathering is wild

Bonus:

Wiggly overseeing this family:

[stardustspaceway]

IF YOURE STILL DOING REQUESTS!!! do u think maybe…. u could draw richie or max…….

I’ve drawn Richie a quite few times but I don’t really draw Max (nothing wrong with him, he simply doesn’t pass through the brain that often) so I drew both-

[lady-loveluck]

Can I ask what some of your favorite pieces you've done for hatchetfield are? Both for the characters and just cause the drawing turned out really good

These are my favs by far!

[ask-richie]

...you want a hug? or something? i can come over

-@ask-ruth

…yes please

[ask-nighthawks]

Richie!! What are you planning to do for Halloween?? :3

[cowardlykrow]

Hi! I know you probably don't want art requests, but I absolutely LOVE your art and would love to see Richie in your style if possible <3

You’re wrong anon I’m very happy to do art requests hehE

Here is my best attempt at the baby boy

[24-guy]

The shortest time I have ever finished a drawing of this scale… i hope its good to everyone else. :)

Edit: this is technically art for my fic Car Lights. I forgot to put that originally so. Whoops. :'))

[askhatchetfieldhigh]

Okay okay, now that we've established Richie's uncle is secretly a cat...what do you think his cat name is? I'm curious to hear! -Nobody specific at all!

I think it's something stupid, just because that'd be funny

-- Ruth!

RUTH THATS MY UNCLE WE ARE TALKING ABOUT!!!

~~ Richie :3

Yeah... I know

-- Ruth!

Ruth, don't be mean. I'm sure your uncle has, uhm, a great cat name...?

**Peter Spankoffski

PETE THAT DOESN'T HELP-

~~ Richie :3