#Red Tool

[catwouthats]

“But he doesn’t love him. It’s just a bromance; he’s just super obsessed and infatuated with him!”

*Slams Lady Gaga’s Paparazzi in your face along with Harley’s infatuation with Joker and how they made that romantic and literally EVERY fucking straight stalker story that is AUTOMATICALLY ASSUMED AND STATED TO COME WITH AT LEAST ONE SIDED ROMANTIC FEELINGS and then runs*

[leoleolovesdc]

Whenever Harley is bored she’ll just jump off a building and see who catches her this time

Is Ivy gonna hear her scream and save her or will Power Girl be faster? If Nightwing is in Gotham then he might do it first. Maybe Batman needs some help with a case, or one of Waller’s soldiers is gonna find her and bring her back to the SS. If Robin finishes his homework early he should be able to catch her on time. What if Red Tool is around? Would Mister J still want to save her at this point or would he just let her fall? Maybe Selina will be finishing some near by robbery and take the opportunity. Who knows?

Well, there’s only one way to find out

[zal-cryptid]

Ooh! How about ‘Red Tool’ for the DC draw?

DC characters - Red Tool

[shecarnionmyval]

this red tool guy pissin me off . IM harley’s biggest fan

[shelikest4t]

In the mainline DC universe this pairing canonically happened:

Basically (and this is based on my hazy memory) he started out as her stalker and antagonist. He got some therapy with her help (again, if I remember correctly) and they eventually became pretty decent friends.

There was one continuity where they got married (in this continuity she also married a litany of other people like Catwoman and the head of Gary Busey), but this was fairly quickly and blessedly retconned into her having not married specifically him, probably cause they realized having her marry her former stalker sent a weird message.

But yeah, there IS a universe where they met up and it turned out... fine, mostly.

you know i keep seeing this and i think people say this because they are the comedic relief traumatized character who jokes a lot through their pain but i think harley genuinely wouldn't be able to stand wade. wade is like this all the time. harley isn't. i feel like they'd be friends but not nearly as close as many would think. especially margot's harley. she would just get hella annoyed imo. if she wants to get serious with wade he'd just joke around and she'd just get annoyed and give up with him.

[s4dpngs]

[90s-music-tourney]

[catwouthats]

DC and Marvel should continue this bit back and forth until the character has evaporated into a one dimensional red line inanimate object

One of my favorite modern bits of comic lore is that the DC character Red Tool (Wayne Wilkins) is a parody of Marvel character Deadpool (Wade Wilson) who was himself a parody of the DC character Deathstroke (Slade Wilson).

[catwouthats]

I still don’t know which comic issue or run this is from. I just think it’s funny.

References bellow:

[stayatsam]

Chosen in Red (Dark Urge)

[dhmis-autism]

tfw ur bf won't play along with lobotomy night 🙄 am i right ladies?

[sysig]

The best! The very best of skeletons! (Patreon)

[hecetas]

And I know the gods will abandon the heavens just to find us, To merely behold you

by hecetas

[lena-in-her-mind-palace]

Okay, so anyone who says Tim is a Ravenclaw is WRONG. If you think Tim is a Ravenclaw then you don't understand Hogwarts houses outside of "the cool kids, the smart kids, the nice kids, and the mean kids".

Like you mean to tell me Tim "I blackmailed Batman to make me Robin" Drake isn't a Slytherin?

Tim who has more contingencies than Batman and is the only Robin that can LIE to batman?

Tim decides something needs to happen and then makes it happen. Like that isn't the most Slytherin trait ever.

Slytherin's are cunning, resourceful, and ambitious. If you don't think that describes Tim Drake then you clearly haven't read the Red Robin comics.

I mean let's take a look shall we?

He realizes that batman didn't really die, and not a single person in the entire hero community believes him, so what does he do? He decides to find and save batman himself. AND HE SUCCEEDS.

There's the ambition.

Tim fought seven powerful metahuman assassins, whose abilities he did not know of before, while protecting a civilian, AND WON.

Resourcefulness.

And do we really need to talk about how many times Tim faced Ra's in a battle of wits and won?

Cunning.

So yeah, Tim Drake is a Slytherin and if you still don't think so, fight me.

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[beeqisch]

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