#Red Tool

[catwouthats]

“But he doesn’t love him. It’s just a bromance; he’s just super obsessed and infatuated with him!”

*Slams Lady Gaga’s Paparazzi in your face along with Harley’s infatuation with Joker and how they made that romantic and literally EVERY fucking straight stalker story that is AUTOMATICALLY ASSUMED AND STATED TO COME WITH AT LEAST ONE SIDED ROMANTIC FEELINGS and then runs*

[leoleolovesdc]

Whenever Harley is bored she’ll just jump off a building and see who catches her this time

Is Ivy gonna hear her scream and save her or will Power Girl be faster? If Nightwing is in Gotham then he might do it first. Maybe Batman needs some help with a case, or one of Waller’s soldiers is gonna find her and bring her back to the SS. If Robin finishes his homework early he should be able to catch her on time. What if Red Tool is around? Would Mister J still want to save her at this point or would he just let her fall? Maybe Selina will be finishing some near by robbery and take the opportunity. Who knows?

Well, there’s only one way to find out

[funnypages]

“…sorry”

[shecarnionmyval]

this red tool guy pissin me off . IM harley’s biggest fan

[sodamnbored]

Jason, bumping into him on the street: Stalker says what.

Dick, snorting: Shut up. I’m on an errand for Bruce. You can come help me if you like.

Jason shrugging, falling into step: Sure. What’re we looking for?

Dick: Batmobile’s busted. He needs us to go find a tool.

Tim: *casually heading the other way, minding his own business*

Jason, yoinking a disgruntled Tim back by his collar: Well that was easy.

[prlssprfctn]

Damian wakes up, startled. He doesn't remember what he saw in his dreams, and he is not sure what caused him to feel so anxious, but he knows what to do. The routine is easy and comforting; he just needs to find his brother Jason. So, he goes.

His bare feet against the cold floor is soundless, making no sound, and he keeps rubbing his eyes until he sees one of the doors open. It must be Jason. He always keeps the door of his room open, just in case.

There is a dim light in the room, a small lamp on the desk, where the stakes of paper are stored, and Jason is here, as tall and huge as always, tapping on his feet in an attempt to concentrate, while twirling a pen between his fingers. He is either reading or working on something else: writes down memories, afraid of them slipping away due to the Lazarus Pit hammering in his temples all the time.

Damian yawns and steps closer, tapping on his back.

'Akhi Jason,' he calls hoarsely. The body freezes, almost surprised — he is not supposed to; Jason hears him from the corridor, even if he is the most soundless kid in the whole world. 'I want to sleep.'

He never says he sees nightmares or that he is scared — just that. It always works.

Expect, this time it doesn't.

'What did you say?' Brother asks, his voice sounding so unusually stiff.

'Jason,' he repeats, more irritated this time. 'I said, I want to—'

When Jason turns around, Damian instinctively staggers back, his eyes widening.

The man in front of him is not Jason.

And for a second, Damian is panicking, until-

Until he doesn't remind himself that he is not home anymore. He is in the Wayne Manor, with his father.

With his father that looks exactly like his brother, only older, without scars, marring his face, and without a white streak that makes him look like a bird.

'Damian,' his father calls, slightly shaken. 'How do you know Jason?'

He swallows down. He is not supposed to tell about his brother. They instructed him not to.

But father has a familiar desperation in his eyes, the same one Jason had, when he was pacing around the room, muttering something incoherent, the cut out from newsletters photos of Bruce Wayne with Tim Drake in his hands, and-

And Damian shrugs.

'He is my brother,' he says, almost too innocently; because if he is going to be clueless about it, then what others will have to tell him? 'He stayed with a grandfather. It is a shame.'

Almost as if he doesn't understand what all of this implies.

'I was sleepy,' he adds. 'And got confused. My apologises, father. I shall return to my bedroom.'

Bruce stares, stares, and stares. And then, rubs his face with his hands, exhausted.

'I'll tuck you in. Let's go,' and a second later, with his voice sounding so familiarly small, just like how Jason's sounded when he first acknowledged him as his brother, he adds: 'Can you tell me more about your brother, Damian?'

And Damian tells him, of course.

He is not surprised to see the result of his work the next week.

[shelikest4t]

In the mainline DC universe this pairing canonically happened:

Basically (and this is based on my hazy memory) he started out as her stalker and antagonist. He got some therapy with her help (again, if I remember correctly) and they eventually became pretty decent friends.

There was one continuity where they got married (in this continuity she also married a litany of other people like Catwoman and the head of Gary Busey), but this was fairly quickly and blessedly retconned into her having not married specifically him, probably cause they realized having her marry her former stalker sent a weird message.

But yeah, there IS a universe where they met up and it turned out... fine, mostly.

you know i keep seeing this and i think people say this because they are the comedic relief traumatized character who jokes a lot through their pain but i think harley genuinely wouldn't be able to stand wade. wade is like this all the time. harley isn't. i feel like they'd be friends but not nearly as close as many would think. especially margot's harley. she would just get hella annoyed imo. if she wants to get serious with wade he'd just joke around and she'd just get annoyed and give up with him.

[honestlyitsjustsam]

favourite moments of bg3 -> (5/?)

[ceruleanvulpine]

Why do we bash “dead-beat” brain surgeons for not being there for their patients but we never question if the patient has bad vibes? Or if their siblings are just unpleasant to be around

[sparticus2000art]

It’s my favourite little guy!

Horror sans!

I wanted to go for something a little more moody/spooky but I’m not sure if I quite hit that… the colours look pretty neat at least!

(Please also ignore how long it’s been since I’ve posted/drawn anything…)

[catwouthats]

I still don’t know which comic issue or run this is from. I just think it’s funny.

References bellow:

[catwouthats]

DC and Marvel should continue this bit back and forth until the character has evaporated into a one dimensional red line inanimate object

One of my favorite modern bits of comic lore is that the DC character Red Tool (Wayne Wilkins) is a parody of Marvel character Deadpool (Wade Wilson) who was himself a parody of the DC character Deathstroke (Slade Wilson).

[canisalbus]

For your gay little dogs

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[carnivorousarcher]

red evbo design ….. auhhhhhhhhh my boy. i hate him a normal amount

headcanons and longer explainations for the stuff i wrote:

“is colorblind (doesn’t know)” i think it would be SO funny if he thought he was green too. like if he has protanopia. he either spawned in red like this and started making the clones wrong (green) or saw that the clones have clothing matching their eye color and just got that “shade of green” that his own eyes are. mf your eyes are Red.

“the clones have their number on the tag inside the hoodie” self explanatory. parkciv evbo could be #360 LMAO

“injured his hand and tried to fix it (now there’s no skin texture)” i imagine he burnt or cut his hand or some physical scar that you can see but he didn’t want to look different so he tried fixing it in his code or something. and lost the texture. (i mean texture as in like an unfolded minecraft skin. you get it ik you get what im saying.) Also he’s still an evbo so maybe he can be a little bit dumb too

i used the png checkerboard cause it looks better for character design but the minecraft “missing texture” texture is lowkey funnier and more fitting…… but its just so bright (and less ppl would get it probably)

(needed to add some vague unexplained thing that makes him a little non-human. for tumblr sexyman appeal…… and lets be honest for me i cannot have normal human blorbos)

[album-tourney]

[glitter-stained]

The muzzle is good and I love it but DC should give Jason a dog collar and make it a shock collar and have Jason give the trigger for it to his current favourite person and insist on them having it against all reluctance as a safeguard and a bargaining tool in his attempt to negotiate being allowed into their life despite being inherently wrong bad and dangerous