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It's so funny that Luo Binghe asks for love advice and Mobei is the first to pipe up with "beat him three times a day"
which definitely got all the other demons in the room thinking: "and how's that working out for you Lord Desperate To Get Fucked By Your Servant"
Only to get shocked when Shang Qinghua advises Junshang to "be pathetic"
Like imagine watching your colleague fail to land a date with his assistant for forever only for the assistant to reveal he's being trying to land a date with your colleague this whole time
They're so stupid
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in the expanse books arjun is such a sweet old nerd and he and avasarala are so in love that it curtailed my avasarala/bobbie thoughts. like yeah they have Something going on but i'm not ideating on it.
meanwhile in the show they gave arjun more screen time so he could get involved w avasarala's campaign + fight with her about being a control freak shadow govt bureaucrat. i'm torn because it is arjun slander but it is fun characterization for show avasarala. but MOST importantly making them act divorced means that when I see avasarala doing billionaire romance shit* to bobbie i am totally free to go Heh heh heh...
*"i threw this big party and invited you and my speech was about brave people like you" "to humiliate me" "no!! to defend your reputation" "ok but you were using me as a symbol" "...can't it be both"
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Zoomed into shikine-jima on wplace and saw this lmaooooo
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a scene must be included PRIOR to sex where the characters READ their birth certificates OUT LOUD so the reader will know they were born on the SAME DATE to avoid any disgusting AGE GAPS
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Jedao 2, or the moth wearing his face
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episode 12 of jim gordon must die, TV Shows Should Be Good, has arrived
We discuss S1E12 of Gotham, in which Penguin really cannot catch a break. We also get sidetracked discussing a staggeringly badly-conceived 2009 comics series. (Recorded February '25)
Content warnings: lobotomy, ableism, electrocution (and lots of it), QAnon/trafficking conspiracies, discussion of torture, strangling, racism and whitewashing the Confederacy (?)
Additional media discussed: Severance, Yellowjackets, Batman Begins, Evil, The Sound of Freedom (unfortunately), Reverie, Red White and Royal Blue, Dexter (again), Disco Elysium, Birds of Prey (Comics), The Flash (TV), Haunted Tank (2009 comics) (unfortunately)
P.S. Here's the Maroni doll picture:
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gritting my teeth and repeating to myself that marcus aurelius has freed me from the obligation to have a take
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would commissioning horny art of my book be freak behaviour, or no
#INCREDIBLE CROSSOVER EVENT#apparently sir cameron needs to die#or perhaps#ascntd#u pronounce the abbreviation 'ascunted' obv
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i don't want that. thanks 👍
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saint & martyr | my prophet & me | the mouth devouring & the mouth returning // goodbye, silt verses
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my piece for @zineoftideandflesh finale anniversary zine ^-^!
SPEEDPAINT
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check out the mourning doves’ new single “hooOOOO hoo hoo hoo” if you get the chance. sound of the summer.
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