#Random roommate quotes

[thr-333]

Raph:  It’s ok Donnie you get to sleep in

Donnie: ....

Donnie: what am I sleeping in?

Everyone: ...

[isa-is-asleep]

Lil headcanon

I love the idea that as Wednesday and Enid get closer, Wednesday starts bringing her coffee in the morning, or whenever she's in Jericho. Enid tends to sleep late and doesn't always have time to get her own, but Nevermore is not ready to see what those claws can and will do if she has to sit through a boring history class entirely uncaffeinated.

Enid really needs to ask Wednesday for her coffee order, because it's always excessively sweet like she loves it, but with a slight edge. Hazelnut syrup perhaps?

It's not until the Addams are visiting, and catch a hint of the not unpleasantly bitter smell of the cup her roommate handed her that she realises something is off. Their evident shock completely stalls the polite small talk she had been making. Eventually she confronts Wednesday to ask about it, and discovers that all these months, the girl she thought had been her friend had been slipping cyanide into her drink.

Wednesday attempts to explain, but as is her typical fashion when approaching topics that deal with dreaded emotions, she chokes and the words catch in her throat. Enid packs a bag she can barely see through blurry eyes and practically runs to Yoko's room.

In the morning, she opens the door to head to her first class, and finds that at some point during the night, a slightly crumpled piece of paper has been slid underneath. A page ripped from a book on mithridatism. Her roommate's usually elegant cursive is shaky in the margins – it reads just a line:

"The idea of losing you is unthinkable."

[nagasriel]

uh yes

dont mind the typo i didn't realized it said two different things and i stupidly copy pasted

[narutomaki]

puppy daddy's gonna be honest you have got to wear a fucking mask on public transit

[thatguyatthetypewriter]

Random Prompt n°46

"...so, what's, like, the deal with the alpaca?"

"To be honest, you wouldn't understand."

[fouroclockwren]

“Okay but what if you have a really BIG cat”

“That’s a horse”

…

…

…

“If you fail your perception check, ANYTHING can be a horse”

[klarion-the-witch-boy]

"Oh no! *switches to Russian accent* I turned my keyboard Russian again."

(Bee)

[thatonefatgumsimp]

pick one. this is your new roommate

1 2 3 4 5

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21 22 23 24 25

26 27 28 29 30

[hiding-all-the-bodies]

"What is your worst fear?" -Roommate 1 "Rejection" -Me "Dying Alone"- Roommate 2 "Wrong. It's spiders." -Roommate 1

[thebookofthings]

Lasagna was god's gift onto this world and satan tweaked it to perfection by putting it on sale.

[thr-333]

Leo: Did you read the comic yet?

Donnie: Yeah I liked that one scene where-

Mikey: I SAW A BIRD TODAY

[luxthestrange]

G.I Incorrect Quotes#90 THERE'S TWO-

They were roommates + Baby Archon au...They multiply-

You and Kaveh were strolling around Port Ormos

Y/n: I just think that in a parallel universe, blorgons are- hold on-

Baby!Kunikuzushi*Was left in a basket in the sea, crying his tiny heart out as he wiggled trying to get outta the blanket*

Y/n*Grabs the basket* a baby...I wasn't expecting this

Kaveh:...Guess we'll have to support it

Y/n: I guess I could do another kind of job, maybe at beans & more and more, I'll probably have to work double shifts, but-

Kaveh: Oh, I see, While you're off, climbing the ladder at Beans & More, I'll just stay home and raise him and Nahida alone!!! That's fine. I'll just give up on my dreams!?!

Y/n: Here we go...

Kaveh*Tears up and sniffles with a pouty face* What? He needs to learn a strong man can cry!?!

Baby!Kuni*Blinks seeing a big man crying*...

-Back at Home-

Alhaitham*Currently with Nahida on his lap reading her a book of string theory, smiling seeing her slapping his hand if he tries to turn the page before she is done*

The door is kicked open and you coming in holding...a baby up in the sky with Kaveh throwing petals around you

Y/n: GUESS WHO BECAME A BIG SIIIIISTER!?~...like we pratice lil one~

Baby!Kuni*Sucking on his thumb, but then he raises his arms up with a smug war cry*GAAAAAAAH!

Nahida*Gasps happily seeing at that*!!!

Alhaitham:..PLEASE DO NOT TELL ME YOU TWO KIDNAPPED A KID AGAIN-

Part 3 of:

[creativepromptsforwriting]

Prompt List: Fantasy/Sci-Fi (8)

Masterpost by creativepromptsforwriting

Of Angels and Demons

The Demon smirked. Soon he would have both, the other’s body and soul. (Prompt #11)

Chasing demons away seems to be so much more fun on TV. (Prompt #131)

"You're an angel." "Am I? What's an angel without its wings?" (Prompt #229: Quotes)

Who needs a guardian angel when you can have a half-decent demon? (Prompt #248)

It wasn't the vases and the glasses that got knocked over everyday that annoyed him the most about his new roommate. It was in the morning when he woke up with a too warm body next to him and a mouth full of feathers that he thought he definitely didn't sign up for this when he became a demon. (Prompt #264)

"What can I say? Opposites attract." "That is really not a good excuse for sleeping with a bloody angel!" (Prompt #284)

"Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?" "It ripped out my wings, so yes, it did hurt." (Prompt #293)

When people think about angels, they think about golden locks, white wings and fluffy clouds under their innocent white dresses. But even though there are angels with blond hair and white wings they definitely have better things to do than sitting on a cloud and playing the harp all day. (Prompt #314)

"So this doesn't bother you?" "Honestly the wings are kinda disconcerting." (Prompt #345: x)

"I don't get love stories. Two random people meet and both think the other is cool and they tell each other? Totally unrealistic." "But, honey, that’s how we met and why we're married now." "Yes. Totally unrealistic." (Prompt #543)

"You said you were an angel!" "Oh, I was. I must have forgotten to tell you about the 'fallen' part." (Prompt #589)

In the deepest dark of night, a woman waits for her demon lover. (Prompt #602: x)

"Out of the all the demon's I've exorcised… Why won't you budge?" "Cause I'm not a demon, Father. I'm a God." (Prompt #603: x)

"Can we go on one date without you causing someone trauma?" "Babe, I'm a demon. What do you expect me to do?" (Prompt #644: x)

Having a high-ranking demon on speed dial did come in handy sometimes. (Prompt #764)

If you believe in angels, you have to believe in demons too. (Prompt #766)

Sometimes when you do stupid stuff, you just know your guardian angel will be disappointed in you. (Prompt #1052)

Sometimes guardian angels don’t have a lovely singing voice and a set of fluffy wings, sometimes they have a deep frown on their face and a very bad attitude. (Prompt #1073)

It's nice to be safe, but why does your guardian angel have to hold your hand all the time to keep you safe. (Prompt #1090)

Write about an angel and a demon who team up together and try to hide their partnership from their respective bosses. (Prompt #1113)

More: Guardian Angel Prompts

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[ffsg0jo]

☆ 𝐉𝐉𝐊 𝐌𝐀𝐒𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐋𝐈𝐒𝐓 ☆

gojo satoru

husband gojo - drabble

gojo as your brother - headcanons

little things they love about you [multiple] - headcanons

characters as book quotes [multiple] - headcanons

when you're fasting part 2 [multiple] - headcanons

tickle fights - drabble

gojo fluff - headcanons

loser loveboy gojo - drabble

gojo with a hijabi reader - headcanons

medusa reader au - drabble

thirsting over post prison realm gojo - drabble [suggestive]

jjk as random texts from insta [multiple] - smau

affection[less] - series masterlist

"she asked for no pickles" - drabble

roommate! gojo - drabble

his golden spear - one-shot

ryomen sukuna

royal guard au - drabble

uncle sukuna part 1 :: part 2 :: part 3 :: part 4 - drabble/one shots

affection[less] - series masterlist

jjk as random texts from insta [multiple] - smau

painting sukuna's nails - drabble

amputee sukuka - drabble

"she asked for no pickles" - drabble

suguru geto

lillies - one shot

jjk characters as your husband [multiple] - headcanons

tattoo artist geto - headcanons

romantic headcanons - headcanons

chimera suguru part 1 :: part 2 - drabble

jjk as random texts from insta [multiple] - smau

affection[less] - series masterlist

"she asked for no pickles" - drabble

choso kamo

boynextdoor! choso - drabble

jjk characters as your husband [multiple] - headcanons

jjk as random texts from insta [multiple] - smau

"she asked for no pickles" - drabble

nanami kento

[14:56] - drabble

little things they love about you [multiple] - headcanons

characters as book quotes [multiple] - headcanons

when you're fasting part 2 [multiple] - headcanons

jjk characters as your husband [multiple] - headcanons

jjk as random texts from insta [multiple] - smau

affection[less] - series masterlist

"she asked for no pickles" - drabble

toji fushiguro

ex-boyfriend toji part 1 :: part 1.5 :: part 2 - drabble

mornings with toji - drabble

healing - one shot

little things they love about you part 2 [multiple] - headcanons

characters as book quotes [multiple] - headcanons

jjk characters as your husband [multiple] - headcanons

jjk as random texts from insta [multiple] - smau

toji + soft sex - drabble [mdni !! 18+ only]

"she asked for no pickles" - drabble

yuuji itadori

ashes to ashes - one shot

ashes to ashes extended ending - drabble

thinking of you - mini drabble

time - drabble

little things they love about you [multiple] - headcanons

characters as book quotes [multiple] - headcanons

jjk characters when you're fasting [multiple] - headcanons

when you're fasting part 2 [multiple] - headcanons

jjk as random texts from insta [multiple] - smau

megumi fushiguro

reticent - mini drabble

little things they love about you [multiple] - headcanons

characters as book quotes [multiple] - headcanons

jjk characters when you're fasting [multiple] - headcanons

when you're fasting part 2 [multiple] - headcanons

jjk as random texts from insta [multiple] - smau

holding his hand - drabble

nobara kugisaki

little things they love about you [multiple] - headcanons

jjk characters as book quotes [multiple] - headcanons

jjk characters when you're fasting [multiple] - headcanons

when you're fasting part 2 [multiple] - headcanons

jjk as random texts from insta [multiple] - smau

maki zenin

little things they love about you part 2 [multiple] - headcanons

jjk characters as book quotes [multiple] - headcanons

jjk characters when you're fasting [multiple] - headcanons

yuuta okkotsu

little things they love about you part 2 [multiple] - headcanons

jjk characters as book quotes [multiple] - headcanons

jjk characters when you're fasting [multiple] - headcanons

toge inumaki

little things they love about you part 2 [multiple] - headcanons

jjk characters as book quotes [multiple] - headcanons

jjk characters when you're fasting [multiple] - headcanons

ijichi kiyotaka

his ithaca - drabble

heavenly way to die - one-shot

higuruma hiromi

jjk characters as your husband [multiple] - headcanons

atonement - one-shot

shoko ieiri

tasting the stars - drabble [suggestive]

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[spidernuggets]

JASON TODD MASTERLIST

Key:

•💔 angst •🌹fluff •🔥suggestive •‼️sensitive topics •🔞 smut ●✨️neutral

Note: I DO NSFW oneshots, but will not be taking requests!!

P.S. Masterlist will ALWAYS be up to date 🥳

Jason Todd Thoughts:

🌹 Proposing

🌹 Holding Hands

🌹 Random HCs

🌹💔 Outbursts

🔞 Headlock

🌹🔥 Showers

🌹 GirlyFem!Reader HCs

🌹💔 Jason Todd, Line Without a Hook

🌹 Making Out w/ Jason Todd

🌹 Orange Peel Theory

🌹 Loser Bf

🌹 When Jason Cries

🌹🔞 Jason's sensitivity

🌹 Reader who Struggles with Reading

🔞 Feral Jason Todd

💔🌹‼️ Jason's Autopsy Scar

✨️ Reader Tells Jason they Think the Joker is Hot

🌹 Reader is Inexperienced in Relationships

✨️ Unlabeled Jason Todd

🔞 Jason's Helmet

✨️ Jason Falling Like Dead Weight on Reader

💔✨️ Jason and the Stars

Jason Todd Oneshots:

💔🌹 When the Members Judge your Relationship

💔🌹 When Jason is in a Coma

💔🌹 Jason Sees Reader After Coming Back from the Dead

💔🌹 Jason Comes Back to you After Leaving with Rose

💔🌹‼️ When Jason Accidentally Insults Reader

💔🌹‼️ When Reader Stops Jason From Jumping

🌹 When Reader Shows Jason Their Plushie Collection

🌹 Jason Asks Reader Out

💔🌹 Jason Accuses Reader of Cheating

💔🌹🔞 Using the Safe Word with Jason

🌹🔥 Jason Todd's Roommate

‼️💔🌹 Reader Gets Kidnapped

💔🌹 Jason Begging you to Stay

‼️💔 Jason Todd is a Loser

🌹🔞 Taking care of Jason Todd

🌹🔞 Leaving the Titans with Jason

💔🌹 Reader thinks Jason cheats on them

✨���Red Hood and the Detective

💔‼️ Reader is Stuck in a Time Loop

💔🌹 Bitchy Reader

💔🌹 Jason makes Reader cry

🌹✨️ Reader's Favourite Superhero is Superman

🌹✨️ Reader is Hank's Sister

💔🌹 Reader Forgives Jason Too Easily

🌹 Inspired by Gorgeous by TS

🌹 Reader Meets Jason's Family/Titans for the First Time

🌹 When Jason Gets Kidnapped

💔 Chemtrails Over the Country Club

✨️ Reader buys Nightwing merch

✨️ Reader Fails a Chem Exam

🔥 Reader Tells Red Hood her Vile Thoughts About Jason PT.2

💔🌹 Anniversary Gone Wrong

🔞 Jason's Birthday

Jason Todd Incorrect Quotes:

• Jason On Patrol

• Couple Things

• Shy Jay

• Breakup

• Breakup Pt. 2

• Jason in Court

• Affection

• 6ft Smth Bf

• Gala outfit

Jason Todd Commissions:

•Info

•Examples of my art

•Fanart

Jason Todd Prompt List:

•QUOTE PROMPT LIST HERE

•LYRIC PROMPT LIST HERE

💔🌹Quote Prompt 17

🌹Quote Prompt 24

💔Quote Prompt 18 •Pt 2

💔🌹Quote Prompt 4 & 7

💔🌹 Requested Lyric Prompt

💔🌹🔥 Lyric Prompt 15

🌹 Quote Prompt 16

💔🌹 Lyric Prompt 16

[fouroclockwren]

“I am dry and difficult to digest”

“Like roughage! You could be easily eaten by cows”