#RP: My Brother

[timblrdrake]

Dick found out he’s not on my instagram close friends story and cried for an hour

[gothamite-shenanigans]

anyways after that we finished making fajitas and packed Hood a tupperware for the rest of the Batfam :)

[subspacetrioappreciationcorner]

Subspace Trio after getting squished by an anvil

[mcflymemes]

PROMPTS FROM BEVERLY HILLS COP *  assorted dialogue from the 1984 film, adjust as necessary

did you see that shit?

i can describe all of them.

please move to the side of the car.

what's with you guys?

you heard what he said.

do it right now!

what kind of shit is this?

i got thrown out of a window!

this thing's nicer than my apartment.

don't you think i realize what's going on here?

who do you think i am?

before i go, i just want you to know something, all right?

it was working... and you just messed it up.

you fucked up a perfectly good lie.

you know, it says here that by the time the average american is fifty, he's got five pounds of undigested red meat in his bowels?

why are you telling me this?

what makes you think i have any interest in that at all?

i was wondering how much something like this went for.

get the fuck out of here!

have you ever sold one of these?

gimme the keys! i'm gonna follow them.

have you ever driven a mercedes before?

you do that again, i'll shoot you myself!

lower your voice, for christ's sake!

can i stay for a while, 'cause i ordered some pizza?

you mind telling me where the fuck you come off going undercover without authorization from me?

what the fuck is this all about?

don't you wanna hear my side of the story?

what's your fucking side of the story?

i'm not taking anymore of this shit from you.

you're damn right, wise ass.

i tried to tell you.

[name], this is none of your fucking business.

no more of these set ups, you understand?

you got great potential, but you don't know every fucking thing.

i'm tired of taking the heat for your ass.

do you understand me?

don't fuck with me, [name].

you know what he said? this is your worst fuck up ever.

personally, i don't think that's true.

what are you driving now?

you know what i keep thinking about?

i was minding my own business.

you guys believe that?

you watch your mouth.

hey, don't push me!

i think you should be more worried about what we're going to do with you.

you keep it as a souvenir.

is your supervisor here?

what's the problem?

is this your car?

in beverly hills, we just take whichever car is closest.

if something happens to her, i'll kill you.

that would be a neat trick.

you don't have to be embarrassed if your dick gets hard. your dick is supposed to get hard.

get outta here, man!

get your hands on the table!

what's all the hostility, [name]?

how did he know we were here?

you know what this stuff is used for?

you expect me to believe that report?

don't be unreasonable.

what the fuck do you think i'm trying to do here?

you saved my life. i don't think i'll ever be able to repay you.

i will say this. you guys are extremely polite.

if you wanna be a fucking asshole, you can take the whole load and smoke 'em yourself in the park.

if you decide to butt into this case, it'd be the longest vacation you ever had.

stay away from this case.

[leftshiftwashere]

hey guys I keep forgetting that maybe I should do something besides reblog anyway I forgot which ones I showed before if I did......my bad I doubt I showed Inspector though so theres this guy I love him and I love writing him

Friendship..

and these from....... something with 42. #1 turret hater goes to this guy

anndddddd most unlikely duo goes tooo Inspector and 42

[pokemonranch]

I've always wondered, what purpose do those outgrowths on the Garchomp line's head do?

It's for aerodynamics! When Garchomps fly at high speeds, the shapes on their head move the airflow towards their "wings" and keep them aloft for longer.

[rockgodklav]

hey have you heard? Kris adopted another kid

“…Kristoph Mortium Gavin??? Didn’t you say you were done having kids?”

@firstclassattorney

[the-kipsabian]

[stray-tim]

So... has anyone started looking into how to get back to their own dimension and maybe how to take someone from a different dimension with you? Because I at least would like to get home at some point. It would be even better if there was a way, where I could just come to visit here from time to time. I just kinda miss home?

[missazura]

now we know what he fears at least hHJSDGK

[timblrdrake]

i just found out Dick still has the photo of us together when i was like four at the circus oh my god

[buckyofficailbarnes]

James? Can I have a hug..

@the-barnes-girl

…of course Becca. What’s wrong? *hug*

[damian-al-ghul-wayne]

Hello sir what are your humble opinions about the first ever version of the Robin suit

It has no protection on the legs nor the arms. It's thin and very easy to spot. You will never catch me wearing that myself, even for a joke.

[jane-lynndrake-t]

I wish my mother would have been more like you, maybe then I wouldn't have my memories of her tainted by our last encounter almost a decade ago...

- @stray-tim

Oh dear, I know the feeling, if I'm honest. I'm honored that you think highly of me.

My friends never thought I was the motherly type, and I don't know if I could be a good mother in general.

But if you want someone to listen when you want to be heard, there's space in this journal for you too.

[notnotnightwing]

Who's gonna tell Hunter I named their middle name after Jason instead of Peter Pan

[levinbolts]

remaking one of the first ocs to ever make me ✨ feel something ✨