#RP diet

[askraddyred]

[ Distant footsteps. He's on all fours sprinting towards this man ]

" --DDY !! RADDY !! " " RADDY !!! " " I GOT A HUNDRED DOLLARS !! " " LETS GO OUT FOR LUNCH !!! DUDE !!! MY TREEEAT !! "

" Whoa whoa- "

*Raddy reaches down to grab him by the scruff of the neck before picking him up like a cat, giving him a confused, almost baffled look, before setting Simon down on his feet. Raddy crosses his arms over his chest and sighs softly before actually speaking*

" First off, dont run at me like that. Genuinely freaked me out for a moment. Second, im still on a diet. Buuuuuuuut i'll go with ya. No harm in taggin along. "

[sheriff-deacon-keller]

@xxs0d4p0pxx what the fuck

I thought there were drugs in here??

[byrdstrolls]

thinking about mondes's grumply little old man music teacher

[d-adpool]

joots

negasonic is like 2 psychotic breaks away from a joutfit phase so im gonna just hold onto these until she shows up to one of our sunday brunches in a full canadian tuxedo

[hazbinsponsoredbyvee]

Diet doctor pepper? No way I just witnessed Lucifer admit to liking what is essentially carbonated urethral grip in a bottle, mf you as bad as the candy corn munchers now 😮‍💨

"What's wrong with candy corn? It's delicious!"

[wrecksme]

open to : mascs .

                   “      why      do      you      only      call      me      after      ten      pm      ...      hm      ?      ”      innocence      exudes      off      of      her      like      perfume     ,      cherubic      features      silhouetted      within      dark      vicinity      of      other's      vehicle     .      virtuous     ,      yes     ,      but      not      dumb     .      these      late      night      meetings      weren't      his      usual      MO      ...      &      lorelei's      not      silly      enough      to      think      she's      somehow      different      than      any      other      girl      he's      had      in      this      passenger      seat     .      may      be      taking      longer      ―      that      much      was      true     ,      but      can      tell      by      the      way      he      looks      at      her     ,      intentions      are      one      in      the      same     .      “      are      you      unable      to      get      to      know      someone      when      the      sun      is      up      ?      ”

[elwin-at-your-service]

ELWIN WHAT DOES BULLHORN EAT

If left to his own devices, he would eat mice and voles and the brains of the weak.

Fortunately, he has been well-trained onto a vegetarian diet of gnomish produce (as are all captive animals in the Lost Cities - except Verdi, who is a work in progress).

Cravettels and brattails are among his favourites.

[ask--eggman]

Rumor has it that tails is talking smack about you online. Saying your machines look stupid , your networks are easy to hack and that you should lay off the eggdogs and Eggcorn 👀

Hoho, how cute and pathetic. You know what? He can run his mouth about my machines and networks as much as he wants, my machines speak for themselves. I've created many that are far more notable, iconic and powerful than anything he's ever made! I mean, can you even name anything of his compared to my superior machines? Exactly. Same goes for the rest of my tech, he hasn't created any network as impressive as the vast expansive Eggnet, which only improves in security the more the little twerp hacks into it.

But taking a shot at me for my diet too, how dare he insinuate that I shouldn't get my necessary nutrition and calorie intake! Everyone knows it's important for me to eat well to maintain my perfect iconic figure and fuel my genius brain. The plentiful platefuls of Egg Dogs and big bowls of Poppin' Eggcorn contribute to both and are very important! In fact, I'm going to ask my robots for an extra plate of Egg Dogs just because he said that. I haven't put on that much weight recently, I mean I haven't at all. I've just been maintaining my current shape.

Some nerve he has criticizing my size when he's looking a little chubby himself. I mean I get it, like I said, our brains require a lot of good fuel. And maybe it's puppy fat and he'll grow out of it but there's always a chance that he could be just like me one day. But two can play at that game if he's going to shame me for it. I have a name to live up to! But in Tails' case, if he gets too heavy he might struggle to lift his body off the ground when he tries to fly with his namesakes, so he won't live up so well to his own anymore if he isn't careful, hoho.

ORBOT! Tell the chef bots to whip up another batch of Egg Dogs on the double! And don't let Cubot serve them to me when they're done because I don't want the klutz dropping them again.

[call-me-dickmaster]

*acts up in your askbox*

(I didn’t even realize this was in the ask box forgive me)

“Don’t fucking do that! I’m already pissed off.”

[thethirdlotusprincenezha]

What do noodles taste like? …Yes,this is a question. What do they taste like?

[ask-wren-zhang]

Journal entry,

I cannot wait for January to be over; not because I despise January, more so rather the company it brings.

I just received a blasphemous amount of cauldron cakes, and I’d much prefer to enjoy them for breakfast without judgement. Personally I don’t appreciate bampots like fecking Gretchen go on and on why I should consider callisthenics or consuming vinegar to “purge my body of any unnecessary appetite.”

Half of my bed now sits a stack of pamphlets recommending self-proclaimed “fun internal cleansing” practices such as swallowing larvae and drinking arsenics.

Do you know what else is fun? Not having a deranged stomach.

Merlin help me if another feckless doffer suggests I take action to “keep my body away from evils.” The only thing I’ll be keeping away are those crackbrained enough to believe a word of these muggle diet fads.

The only fitness that interests me, is fitting this tangerine flavoured Chocolate Frog in my mouth.

Don’t even get me started the moment Gretchen claimed I’ve gotten a wee bit “tubby.” It’s bunny fat, and it’s keeping me warm for the Scottish winter, Gretchen!

[spustoszenie2]

Już odliczam dni do września i do spokojnego powrotu do fastów

Cieszę się że udaje mi się chociaż utrzymać wagę 46.5kg przez wakacje i mam nadzieje ze od września uda mi się zejść do moich upragnionych 39kg

[byrdstrolls]

Quick spriteset for old man music teacher <3

[l1v1n-f0r-th3-m1nut3]

I was looking through the photos again cuz i’m only just now unpacking them and I LOVE THIS PICTURE I FORGOT IT EXISTED

[hazbinsponsoredbyvee]

Alright what anon decided to slander diet dr pepper i wanna word with you!

How dare they diss such a good drink

They deserve to go to double hell if it existed for that!

"Specifically Diet Dr. Pepper! It's so much better than the normal drink."

[heavenlyyaangel]

popcorn as your safe food >