#ask eggman

[ask--eggman]

I’m going to defy logic and get this man pregnant.

WH-WHAT ⁉️

Well, that's a level of determination and tenacity to accomplish a goal that rivals my own!

I don't think that's going to happen unless you know how to work a miracle. But if you'd like to conduct some scientific research...

[sonic-takeover]

Eggman I have stone hostage. Eggman I’m going to hire him as my assistant if you don’t release tails. Eggman imma get you, but sonic can and will do worse.

What!! You are not allowed!! Stone is my assistant, and mine alone! Where- Stone!! Wherever you are, you had better not be making them my goat milk lattes!!

*meanwhile, in an undisclosed location, Stone is being held hostage* I'm sorry, but my lattes are solely for the Doctor. It's my own secret recipe, and I would never betray his loyalty like that. *He gets sad eyes* ..oh please Doctor... Don't forget me ...

[technically-human]

You've got so much to learn

[the-eggman-empire]

I'VE COME TO MAKE AN ANNOUNCEMENT

I'VE COME TO MAKE AN ANNOUNCEMENT!

I have made this ask blog so you may learn more about me if wanted.

[panic-flavored]

Doctor Ivo Robotnik NEVER apologizes (until he does)

[rapidhighway]

here's my unfinished comic that i'm probably never going to finish that's been bothering me for almost a YEAR now... This was part of my metal sonic au that I still delude myself i will return to posting about some day. Idk, maybe, but this is the very beginning of the story, in which Metal accidentally becomes somewhat organic (which was supposed to happen at the end of this comic which was supposed to be like 30 pages but i turned out to be weak)

WHEW! well you can look at my old ass drawings of organic metal sonic in the tag under this very name and maybe I will draw something more for this one day, cause I still think about this story sometimes. For now I hope you freaking enjoyed this comic that almost killed me last february, i almost gave myself carpal!

and thank you @mysticruinedme for being so enhusiastic about it that it made me want to post this sooooo bad :3c

[hellsitegenetics]

I’ve come to make an announcement: Shadow the Hedgehog’s a bitch ass mother fucker. He pissed on my fucking wife. That’s right, he took his hedgehog fuckin' quilly dick out and he pissed on my fucking wife, and he said his dick was THIS BIG. And I said “that’s disgusting!” So I’m making a callout post on my twitter dot com: "Shadow the Hedgehog, you got a small dick, it’s the size of this walnut except WAY smaller." And guess what, here’s what my dong looks like: PFFFFFFFFGJT. That’s right baby. All point, no quills, no pillows, look at that it looks like two balls and a bong. He fucked my wife so guess what, I’m gonna FUCK THE EARTH. THATS RIGHT THIS IS WHAT YOU GET, MY SUPER LAZER PISS. Except I’m not gonna piss on the earth, I’m gonna go higher. I’m pissing on the MOOOOOON! How do you like that, OBAMA? I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT! You have twenty-three hours before the piss d r o p l e t s hit the fucking earth, now get out of my fucking sight before I piss on you too!

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Closest match: Molanna angustata genome assembly, chromosome: 4 Common name: Hood casemaker fly

[finncakes-png]

tried imitating the IDW comic style hehehe

not sure how well i did but im so proud of it nonetheless

bg of the first panel + extra doodles under the cut !

thanks to all my friends for lending me their sonas/ocs for the bg!!!

[graves-yard]

stobotnik grandpas of the year

Yes they’re…. Amazing grandparents…

[ask--eggman]

Omg are you asking for Stone's number? 👀

What? NO! I mean, I am but it's not like that!

You told me he was a good assistant, am I not supposed to show interest in working with him and ask for a way to contact him?

I wasn't even paying attention to him being shirtless in the photo. I didn't even realize it...

[sonic-takeover]

I made a diss track on Eggman. It’s called “Free Tails.” Can’t post the video here in asks because it only lets me put pictures for some reason but I’m making a post tagging your account

*Eggman's face grows red with anger as he listens to the diss track. He stomps his foot, fuming* How dare you make a diss track about me!! My whole thing is that I'm evil, you know this!! I'll do whatever I please, and that includes imprisoning an anthropomorphic fox as bait for his annoying friends!! BOTS! *His badniks swarm over to him* ... GET HIM!! *They start to go on the attack, but can't because of the laws of physics. All they see is a phone playing music*

*Tails is still dancing, his tails wagging to the beat as he hums along. Rouge struggles to keep his hand still as she bandages it* This song is sooooo good! Woo hoo! And it's about me!! Awwh, thanks for having my back, DK!!

[ninja-knox-ur-sox-off]

Chronic Sonic pt 14

Tails has Ivo saved on his phone as “tool guy”

[technically-human]

Absolutely love time travel AUs and think S1 Stone would get So flustered at S3 (S4?) Ivo being more outward with his feelings

Too busy feeling guilty for threatening Robotnik with a gun, I'm afraid

[triona-tribblescore]

Respectfully requesting a Robotnik

Any Robotnik

I just want to see my man in this godly style 🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏

*sigh* listen, best I can do is middle-age yaoi

[ask-the-eggmans]

So do you two have any new plans in the works? :]

"I DIDN'T MEAN TO LEAVE THAT PAGE IN-" -Stone

(A/N: Yes, this is a snapcube reference)

[0vergrowngraveyard]

Please consider: Somehow Baby Tails found his way into Eggman’s lair and now the doc needs to get him back home before Sonic makes his life hell

he’s got like 5 seconds