#asktheeggmans

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So Eggmam kissed Stone out of nowhere, and they never talked about it again?

They're officially terrifying villianous Boyfriends.

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Hey you two! Question, whats both of your opinions on Metal Sonic? Is he like your son? Just another murder machine to command? Whats your bond like with it/him, if any at all?

Followup question, which one of you designed/made Metal Sonic?

(A/N) Stone made him with scrapped concepts of Robotniks. Using his own mechanical knowledge and military computer experience, he created Metal in his private room behind his coffee shop. When he told Robotnik, they fixed a few bugs as they came. Metal is obviously used in battle, but he is treated like their child the same way all their robot children are :)

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I like to think someone who knows Sonic is trans tried to, as some point imply Eggman also hates Sonic for that, and Eggman got pissed at that implications and tore into the guy. Same thought process about Stone.

Some guy: I mean, it makes sense you'd want to kill Sonic because trans. But why the others?

Eggman and Stone: The Frick nuggets, did you just say?!

(TW: Comical mention of Transph*bia)

"Not sure why transph*bes think I'm one of them. I'm an educated bisexual autistic man. Do they think I don't know the difference between sex and gender? I'm a genius??? I'm a cartoon supervillain, not evil." -Robotnik

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Who stays up the latest and goes to bed the earliest?

"The Sir's are a bit busy with a certain... 'Secret war machine robot that someone failed to mention they built' situation right now, but we'll go ahead and answer this one for them- " -Orbot

"Stone has a habit of falling asleep while working on projects, and Boss stays up really late into the night, but... heh... he's not a morning person." -Cubot

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How did cubot and orbot react to the eggmans getting together?

"Oooo wiii! Stone is so nice to us! I was so surprised!" -Cubot

"I am a bit relieved, actually. Now that they're finally an item, Eggman has been a bit nicer to us, so that's always a good thing." -Orbot

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Does Stone still have his motorbike in this AU?

Yes, he does :D

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so, how is your two's professional life? like how well do you generally get along in the lab, any common arguments or points of contention, that kinda thing?

"Nope, I can't say we argue too much. Stone falls asleep sometimes, though. Evil needs its rest, I guess." -Robotnik

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does the sonic crew believe they’re married? how would stone and robotnik react if it was brought up?

"Apperantly, Sonic and some of his annoying friends are convinced me and Stone are in some sort of relationship. I can't fathom why. Stone would never go for a guy like me." -Robotnik

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So do you two have any new plans in the works? :]

"I DIDN'T MEAN TO LEAVE THAT PAGE IN-" -Stone

(A/N: Yes, this is a snapcube reference)

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Can we mayhaps get angst... please....I love them but I need to see them comfort eachother

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How would Stone and Robotnik react to meeting their movie accurate designs.

(A/N) Realistically, it would break Robotnik's brain because he's been purposefully not believing in the multiverse for years. He knows it's real. He's a genius. He just chooses ignorance.

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i am back eggmans!!

can we see some self portraits?? (aka how do the eggmans draw themselves)

Stone: Robotnik:

Stone: Robotnik:

"Heheh, you can tell who draws up the blueprints, can't you?" -Stone

"HEY! I DO ALL THE HARD WORK! WHO CARES ABOUT DRAWING ANYWAY-" -Robotnik

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ARE THEY MARRIED IN THSI AU?! DOES STONE HAVE EGGMAN AS HID LAST NAME? FHE BLIG ID CALLRD ASK THE EGGMANS?! PLURAL?! DNSKOSSP

They are not married! (Yet, in fact, they don't even know they like each other👀) I named this blog Ask, "The Eggman(s)" because that's what Sonic's group refers to them by! "The Eggmans." It seems as if Sonic's group knew they were inseparable even before they did.

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My question for Agent Stone: you mentioned amy is the only one you can tolerate out of the sonic team, do you & her ever go out and talk? Mainly to talk about eggman and sonic?

"Well, we certainly don't go out of our way to talk to one another. But say we happened to come across each other completely by chance and totally be accident - we may chat. Again, I tolerate her, but I wouldn't say were exactly friends. Sometimes, she asks some very personal questions about me and the Doctor. That's usually where I would cut the conversation short, though." -Agent Stone

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So, did the egg head gain a bit of weight due to the fact of Stone caring for him? I'm sure Eggman probably never bothered himself with house keeping and such. (*cough* AndweknowStonecookswithlovelikehedoeshisdrinks *cough*)

Hell yeah, he did! Robotnik has always been a very career focused man. Taking care of himself? That thought has never crossed his mind. The moment Stone came into his life, he ate a whole lot better, and well, gee, he's really feeling like himself nowadays. And he's super happy... strange what being taken care of does to you...

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What do Orbot and Cubot think of Agent Stone?

They love him!