#QueerNerd BS
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Whenever Bart is overstimulated, the best way to calm him down is to press a cold soda can to his cheeks / general face area.
It confuses the fuck out of Tim, because he sees temperature change as another stimulant and would absolutely destroy him if he was overstimulated. But it always helps Bart for reasons he cannot explain.
#autistic bart allen#audhd bart allen#adhd bart allen#autistic tim drake#timbart#im bart in this situation#don't ask why I can't explain#cold cans when overstimulated >>>#autism#queernerd bs#batman#dc comics#young justice#young just us
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Tim tried to teach Bart how to skateboard. It went alright, but was still absolute chaos.
Bart fell on his ass at least four times, Tim laughing every single time.
Bart: "we should add rockets-"
Tim: "no."
Bart: "but-"
Tim: "no. You can barely stay on with normal speed, do you want to fall on your ass a 5th time?"
Bart: "okay, but consider, I'm used to superspeed"
Tim: "still a no."
Bart adds a bunch of stickers on the bottom of his board. The first one he adds is a Robin sticker, which Tim may or may not cry over.
Eventually Bart gets the hang of it. He can't do cool tricks yet, and struggles a little when he goes too fast, but at least he doesn't fall after going a few too many feet. (Tim has a video collection on his phone of every time Bart had fallen. He shows it to the rest of Young Just Us as payback when Bart steals his ice cream.)
#batman#timbart#tim drake#red robin#robin#dc#dc comics#bart allen#impulse#queernerd bs#autism#skateboarding#they're so gay#young justice#young just us#young justice 1998#theyre so#i love them#skaterboy tim drake#(attempted) skaterboy Bart Allen
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Please accept this FloCali drawing I did before I disappear for another year /exagg
#queernerd bs#autism#flocali#wttt flocali#wttsh flocali#wttt#wttsh#wttt shipping#wttsh shipping#wttt california#wttt florida#wttsh california#wttsh florida
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My WTTT / WTTSH headcanons because I'm mentally ill...
Florida is part alligator. Not a lot, only a small percentage, but still. He's got small patches of scales on places like his ribs, his hips, shoulders, shoulder blades, and his tail bone (haha). His teeth are also sharper than normal, but not noticeably so.
New York is a trans guy. That's it. He's a trans guy. <3
California has BPD. This is just me projecting, but whatever. His fear of abandonment is made worse by the fact literally nobody likes him. But that's fine, because I like him. He's my babygirl <3
Texas loves teaching people about cowboy hat etiquette, but he's talked about it so much that nobody wants to hear about it anymore. He loves his cowboy hat and cowboy hat etiquette <3
Cal used to steal Texas's cowboy hat and wear it, and Texas flusters every single time. He doesn't know if Cal knows the rule or not, and he doesn't want to tell him.
(Cal absolutely knows the rule)
Florida also steals and wears Texas's cowboy hat. He makes it clear he knows the rule. Texas repeatedly rejects him because he thinks it's funny. No harm done.
California has little bear ears under his beanie!! They're adorable!! He's adorable!! I adore him!!! <3
Florida has a crush on Texas
Florida has a crush on Louisiana
Florida has a crush on California
Florida has a crush on Alaska
Florida has a crush on New York
Florida had a crush on Hawai'i. She rejected him and they both moved on.
Florida has an Alligator stuffed animal.
Alaska is part moose and has the little ears and horns under his hat! He's also got the tail! He's precious! And such a bitch! <3
Texas is short, but buff. It's one of the things Alaska makes fun of him one. He's the second biggest state (land-wise and muscle-wise) but he's SHORT! He's 5'6 and will kick anyone's ass.
Would it be cruel of me to make New York part rat...?
Fuck it, I'm doing it. New York is part rat. He's got the tiny ears, his eyes are red, he's got a tail, his nails are more like claws, etc etc.
SPEAKING OF EYES! CALIFORNIA'S EYES USED TO BE GOLD, BUT THEY'VE DIMMED AND ARE NOW A BROWN-GREEN!!
That's all I have for now. If y'all wanna add to this, feel free! :D
#queernerd bs#wttt#wttsh#wttt florida#wttt texas#wttt california#wttt new york#wttt alaska#wttt hawaii#she was mentioned so#autism#headcanons#its my brainrot and i get to choose the headcanons#i adore florida#and cali#and i love characters that are part animal#i might draw some of these#wttt shipping#wttsh shipping#ben brainard
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Anyone that's comfortable in jeans (especially skinny jeans) fucking scare me.
I always feel like I'm dying when wearing jeans. They feel like they're attached to my skin and I just
Ewuuuggfhhhh no. No no no. I'd rather burn in the darkest pits of tartarus than wear skinny jeans.
My legs need to B R E A T H E.
Allistic husband: "Jeans are comfy."
Autistic me: "You're nuts."
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GOTHAM CITY IS CANONICALLY LOCATED IN NEW JERSEY
METROPOLIS IS USUALLY SEEN IN EITHER DELAWARE OR NEW YORK
GOTHAM CITY AND METROPOLIS ARE RIVALS
NEW JERSEY AND NEW YORK ARE RIVALS
THEY SHALL NOT ESCAPE THEIR RIVALRY, EVEN IN ALTERNATE FANDOMS
AAAAAAAAAAAA
#queernerd bs#autism#dc#dc comics#batman#superman#gotham city#metropolis#wttt#wttsh#wttt new york#wttsh new york#wttt new jersey#wttsh new jersey#LOOK#I MAKES SENSE TO ME OKAY#i love them#crossover#kind of#special interest
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Okay, but consider: Cecil Palmer and Jonathan Sims are both cats, they're just 2 different kinds of cats.
Cecil: Orange Cat. He's a little deranged, and really stupid, but in an adorable way. You'd think he's on drugs, but no, he's just like that. Probably obsessed with the local puppy, who is confused but accepting, if a little excited. (The puppy in this situation is obviously Carlos)
Jon: Black Cat. Most people don't like him, some people try to hurt / kill him, and he absolutely does not deserve it. He's a "symbol" of bad luck, or something, but he's really not that bad. He's a bit of a menace sometimes, but he's usually just Some Guy™
Anyway, I love these two, and idc if this is out of character because they're my little meow meows (hehe) and I get to decide their characterizations /hj
#jonathan sims#jon sims#the archivist#the magnus archives#rusty quill tma#tma#cecil#cecil palmer#cecil gershwin palmer#welcome to night vale#wtnv#queernerd bs#cats#you don't understand#theyre my little MEOW MEOWS#hehe :3
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Thaddeus Thawne headcanons because the brainrot still hasn't gone away.
-His favorite colours are green and purple
-He had a crush on Tim, and has a crush on Kon.
-He might've had a crush on Cassie too but was honestly too scared of her to explore the idea any further.
-He's transmasc and bisexual
-He learned to skateboard by watch Bart and Tim, but was actually good at it (unlike someone *cough Bart cough*)
-He hates shirts with sleeves and wear exclusively tank tops.
-In addition to this, if he ever acquires a shirt with sleeves, he will simply cut the sleeves off. No matter what, he will cut the sleeves off.
-He listens to Insane Clown Posse and his favorite songs are Chop Chop Slide and To Catch A Predator
-He also likes Fuck The Police by Kottonmouth Kings featuring ICP
-He and Kon bond over ICP and other bands they like (Kon's favorite ICP song is In My Room and I Want My Shit)
-He refers to Bart as his twin sibling/brother, and anytime someone tries to "correct" him he gets really really upset because "GOD DAMNIT, THEY'RE MY BROTHER! HE'S MY SIBLING, HE SAID SO HIMSELF! THEY REFER TO ME AS THEIR BROTHER, WHY DON'T I GET TO DO THE SAME!?"
-He adores animals a lot, but doesn't want any pets because he doesn't think he could take care of one.
-On that note, he loves the song Cops / Dogs by Destructo Disk
#queernerd bs#dc#dc comics#thaddeus thawne#bart allen#tim drake#kon el#conner kent#inertia#impulse#red robin#superboy#thadkon#konthad#thaddeus redemption au#dc headcanon#its my brainrot and i get to choose the headcanons#headcanons
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I had to go with the Northeast. I'm far too gay and autistic for any other option 🤭
No, but seriously. I'd get my ass kicked by the South, and there are too many false-niceties in the Midwest. That leaves the West and the Northeast, and California would annoy the shit out of me.
I gotta go with the Northeast. At least they're blunt, and most of them are really good about queerness. 🤭
I made the last poll for a day instead of a week so this now exists-
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Catch me brainrotting over TimBart again, don't mind me haha
Just. Have this. <3
Happy Holidays!!!
#timbart#tim drake#robin#red robin#dc#dc comics#bart allen#impulse#batman#autism#queernerd bs#i love them so mych#this is my present to y'all#and to myself#timbart the beloveds >>>
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AO3 IS DOWN!?!? HOW WILL I READ ABOUT MY FAVORITE FUNKY LITTLE GAYS FALLING IN LOVE!?!? I CAN’T BE GAY DO CRIME IF AO3 IS DOWN FJDDSKADAJFHJHFA
NNAAAUUURRRRR
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I'm finally watched She-Hulk
(Yes, I'm aware how far behind I am, fuck off)
And what I wanna know is
WHY DOES BRUCE KNOW EXACTLY WHEN AND WHERE STEVE ROGERS LOST HIS VIRGINITY?? HOW DOES HE KNOW THAT??
#queernerd bs#superheroes#marvel cinematic universe#autism#marvel#she hulk#she-hulk#MCU#jennifer walters#jen walters#bruce banner#the hulk#steve rogers#captain america#WHY DOES HE KNOW THAT??#DID STEVE TELL HIM??#why???
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Kon is soldier, Bart is poet, Tim is king.
They got solider, poet king’d
#soldier poet king#young justice 1998#autism#dc#bart allen#tim drake#conner kent#queernerd bs#dc comics
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Yes, I am fully aware Thad is a clone of Bart and therefore has the same AGAB. That will not stop me from headcanoning Thad as transmasc and Bart as AMAB nonbinary. Fuck you.
#thaddeus thawne#bart allen#nonbinary bart allen#transmasc Thad Thawne#queernerd bs#dc comics#impulse#inertia#autism#transmasc#nonbinary#lgbtq superheroes#lgbtq supervillains#he's not a villain in my au#but he is canonically#so i felt the need to add the tag#dc#impulse comics#its my brainrot and I get to choose the headcanons#even if they don't make sense canon-wise
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If you’re still taking drawing requests, how about a Wanda Maximoff (MCU) x Killer Frost (The Flash) crossover with them being girlfriends?
You get flat colour because you asked for MCU Wanda /lh /hj
On that note, I hate that they whitewash Wanda in the MCU, so I did my own design that's kind of a mix between MCU and Comics? It's my own design, that's it.
Also, I haven't watched anything Arrowverse related, let alone The Flash, in what feels like forever, so. I did my best, haha
I hope you enjoy!
Let's Go Lesbians!
#queernerd bs#artist on tumblr#dc#marvel#killer frost#scarlet witch#caitlin snow#wanda maximoff#WANDA IS ROMANI!!#stop whitewashing#art request#dc x marvel#crossover
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AUGGHHHHHHAHAHFHSHRHAJHRHWHEHEEH
MY BOYSSSSSSSS
Thinking about how Thad felt that they loved Bart more than him while he was Bart, and then Bart feeling like they appreciated/liked Thad more because of how efficient and skilled he was. It’s the cycle
#queernerd bs#autism#dc#dc comics#bart allen#thad thawne#I LOVE THEM I LOVE THEM I LOVE THEM I LO#VE THEM I LOVE THEM I LOBE THEM
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